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Hull, England
Joined July 2012
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@connah_oliver13
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@BradDacks40 @Rovers @HullCity Head up muppet, your birds taller then ya
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Mr Fail Your Theory 8 Times
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@connah_oliver13
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Mr Fail your theory 9 times.
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@connah_oliver13
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We’re Hull Kingston roverssssss
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@connah_oliver13
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@The_Forty_Four Such a weird tweet
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@connah_oliver13
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MR PASS YOUR FUCKING THEORY 19TH TIME OF ASKING
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@connah_oliver13
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Still fucking quality and it’s sang with 0% effort, can’t fault it
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@connah_oliver13
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Don’t think my old man is happy about that bua me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@connah_oliver13
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Mr Fail Your Theory 12 Times x
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Mr Fail Your Theory 10 Times
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@connah_oliver13
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No lad, fuck off
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@connah_oliver13
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Willerby Jags 17/18
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@connah_oliver13
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Looks like pink lemonade to me
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@connah_oliver13
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What a quick turn of events eh
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@connah_oliver13
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To be able to pass my theory x
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@connah_oliver13
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Mr fail your theory 7 times
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@connah_oliver13
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3 years
Best place in earth is Gipsyville, a fish smoking a burn to twos 😂
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@connah_oliver13
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Theory tomorrow, is it gonna be a Mr Fail Your Theory 8 Times or Mr Pass Your Theory 8th Time🤔
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@connah_oliver13
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Card declined
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@connah_oliver13
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2 years ago I got the best results ever😍💚
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@connah_oliver13
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Gotta love the fact Harrison made a gumtree post saying I'm selling big weekend tickets and used my phone number
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@connah_oliver13
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Fuck me I love taking panoramic photos
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@connah_oliver13
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3 years
Bank hol fun with the lads
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@connah_oliver13
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@FelipeFC30 @CharlieMurphy50 That’s fucking spot on mate
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@connah_oliver13
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Connah ‘weak ankles’ Oliver
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@connah_oliver13
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House slowly turning into a home
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@connah_oliver13
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Fuck me I thought my name was fucking shite, Jesus wept
@ITVX
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📣NEW ISLANDER KLAXON📣 Introducing Connagh and Finley, the latest #LoveIsland villa arrivals 🏝💗 @LoveIsland
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@connah_oliver13
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Who did it better? Joe Sly or Zoe Butler
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@connah_oliver13
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Proper pleased with my results today!!!!👊🏻😍😈
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@connah_oliver13
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Oh fuck off someone put me down
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@connah_oliver13
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Haven't got any fans
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@connah_oliver13
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Big CO at it again
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@connah_oliver13
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Trust me to get to the theory centre and realise that I don’t have my licence with me, proper don’t deserve to pass me
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@connah_oliver13
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Juncar😂😂😂😂😂
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Mzee Edd 🇰🇪
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When you get an invitation that says "Be there or be square" and you don't attend.
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@connah_oliver13
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Can’t wait to get the keys to my gaff at the end of the month, fucking buzzing for this new chapter, onwards and upwards 👊🏻
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@connah_oliver13
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Ah, now I know it’s me ma’s side I get the dumbness from
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@connah_oliver13
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7 years
How the fuck do I fail my hazard perception
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@connah_oliver13
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8 years
Mr Fail Your Theory 6 Times
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@connah_oliver13
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Drive thru ting giddup Scunthorpe
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@connah_oliver13
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7 years
Must be religion to record the drinks from The Alchemist and put it on your snapchat story
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@connah_oliver13
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4 years
Annoys me every Christmas this twat
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@connah_oliver13
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6 years
Most underrated crisps ever
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@connah_oliver13
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Fuck sake
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@connah_oliver13
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3 years
£200 invested in $STRIKE has now finally reached over £1000, only going to rise @Trade_strike
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@connah_oliver13
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It’s coming home, I believe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@connah_oliver13
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Don’t see why people are ragging me cause I got a Yankee candle, I fucking love candles
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@connah_oliver13
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Facing your demons x
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@connah_oliver13
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Love the fact I had a scrap with Liam Harris in primary school now he’s playing professional rugby and I’m a fucking welder, yeah sick Vibes
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@connah_oliver13
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BIG CO, little co
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@connah_oliver13
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RIP to this animal of a locomotive, what a classic chassis, pulled in every gear, will be missed
@BBCNWT
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Prepare to shed a tear... @northernassist retire first of their 102 "Pacer" trains with most to go before the end of the year. The infamous units, featuring bus seats, were brought in by British Rail as a temporary fix in the 1980s but stayed on the tracks for more than 30 yrs.
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@connah_oliver13
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@smithhmackenzie Anyone arsed ?
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@connah_oliver13
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Open for a surprise
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@connah_oliver13
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7 years
Classic HU4
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@connah_oliver13
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House viewing tomorrow, if all goes well, could be a positive start to a new chapter and sort my head space out 👊🏻
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@connah_oliver13
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One of the very best
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@connah_oliver13
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6 years
Such a pleasure to join such a big club like Swansea, watched them as a kid growing up, it’s a dream come true! Can’t wait to start playing some high quality football! #UpTheSwans ⚫️⚪️⚽️
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@connah_oliver13
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1 fucking mark off again I cannot he fucking arsed
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@connah_oliver13
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@luke_garbutt 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ooo hit a nerve have I
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@connah_oliver13
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@connah_oliver13
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Hate busy silly cunts who just ruin your day on GTA, just wanted to deliver my weed but nah fuck that
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@connah_oliver13
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@amjonno
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If you’re a player whose season has just stopped and you’re a FREE AGENT and you’re looking for a club, then get your clips and show reels up on social media. If you can’t blow your own trumpet then nobody else will 👍 ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
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@connah_oliver13
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Fuck me what a mad cunt!!
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@connah_oliver13
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Best quote @Herbie_Cobby , fucking influential my good friend
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@connah_oliver13
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That just isn’t fucking tea is it!!!!!!!
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@connah_oliver13
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Was about to cash out for £130 and Arsenal scored, cashed out £440 instead, about fucking time I won
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@connah_oliver13
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18 and still can't pass my theory
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@connah_oliver13
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Queer cunt, he looks like a WII character
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@connah_oliver13
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Lock him back up for that barnet
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Teen who stabbed schoolboy Yousef Makki to death freed from jail after seven months
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Wow what a finish!!!!
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Harvey Elliot 😍😍😍
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@connah_oliver13
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Failed my theory by 2 marks again😍
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@connah_oliver13
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Stemo Werner
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@connah_oliver13
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Can’t wait for Boxing Day football bets
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@connah_oliver13
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Sunday league is on its arse, got yellow carded for having a piercing 😂😂
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@connah_oliver13
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Happy birthday to the big CO himself🤟🏻x
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@connah_oliver13
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@fxnhill @LT34x_ Still makes me crease that🤣
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@connah_oliver13
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$0.08 by end of October? Come on now
@houseofwagmi
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Pay attention 👀 $STRIKE
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Oh my god
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@connah_oliver13
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Is this an Omar Baba FlyLo plane???
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Budget airline wants to remove all the seats from its planes and make passengers stand
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@connah_oliver13
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Get a right buzz seeing shite like this on Facebook me
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@connah_oliver13
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Christmas Day 7 years ago sounded fucking class
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@connah_oliver13
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Don’t think my old man wants to vote for Labour 😂
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@connah_oliver13
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McQueens are proper over rated shoes I think me
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@connah_oliver13
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Be all over the news if it was a bunch of whites kicking fuck out of a Pakistani
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@connah_oliver13
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SHOCK, have a guess who failed their theory yet again?
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@connah_oliver13
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Still up there with the unfunniest videos about
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Canny believe I met the joker last night
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@connah_oliver13
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No difference
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@connah_oliver13
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I’m 19 years old, fuck all GCSEs and just scraping by with Coeliacs disease
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@connah_oliver13
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Swear this is my mate James Lee
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Come across an old Geordie shore video on YouTube and am fuckin decked at it state of this cunt man Hahahahahahha
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@connah_oliver13
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‘What the fuck have I got my self into here’
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@connah_oliver13
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All ready for piper tonight a few hours early like, but the lads!!!🤙🏻
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@connah_oliver13
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Scary !
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@connah_oliver13
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Nah I cannot unsee this is
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@connah_oliver13
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Tough life when I was 11
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@connah_oliver13
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I'd do some weird things to look like @bateson87
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@connah_oliver13
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Wise words Sally #Motivation
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@connah_oliver13
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Rather die then have a fucking android
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