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@comedianlonnie

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Thee Content Creator of ALL content creators @funarios

Atlanta, GA
Joined November 2009
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@gameforalame No matter how yโ€™all feel about offset that nigga continues to win ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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If real niggas did advertising ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ #caprisun
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@OMG_ItsKhairy Naw bruh that don't build character for white people. They turn to alternative methods when bullied
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@DejonNoMustard The dream and Mariah Carey use to mess around and the dream made a diss track towards Nick cannon. Song โ€œMr Yeahโ€
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@ZoLaSole Bruhhhhhhh Iโ€™m saying! Ainโ€™t nothing good ever came from it
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They BIG MAD! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ #NikeBoycott #NIKETakesAKnee
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@StaceyThaGreat @JerzeeJoker348 You know I canโ€™t dress I was about to go order some. Preciate that ๐Ÿ˜”
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To all my independent women ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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@RegalCourtier7 This sound personal ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Yโ€™all think Bronny be taking Lebron serious or do he be like,โ€man watch outโ€๐Ÿค”
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Black Fathers >>>
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@CutieNamedKitty @idlewildmami Dating and fucking arenโ€™t the same thing. Just an FYI
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When SHE being Childish ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #WasteHerTime
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I hate Victoria Secret!
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...white people dancing be killing me๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@fivefifths Naw bruh. This ainโ€™t it. Stay at the crib weโ€™ll send you a jailbroken firestick
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@keerthanap_ On god you better let us know if the earth flat or not
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Life be good then GIRLS fuck it up...๐Ÿ˜ค #theresponse
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Bae: you play too much! Me:
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@callhimrenny Nigga walking on the wrong side of the street doe but ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Drake album Trash๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ. They flaming my shit on IG ๐Ÿ˜‚
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I painted DA FUCK out this wall ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ
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Get a girlfriend they said ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ซ
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚COUPLES & DUETS!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ http://t.co/GAK8JjXMsc
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@MaisieBrownJxn @BienSur_JeTaime I was a graduate during that year. I don't remember being given a "choice" however i wasn't mad about it but very honored๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€๐ŸŽ“
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@Jasmine__Says โ€œLetโ€™s carry that same enthusiasmโ€
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@ImHardlyA1 @RockiiRoadd Most Girls donโ€™t be knowing how to spit game bruh so they always just do the most ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Got a meeting today for a network/app that wants to buy one of my series. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ wish me luck
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I came....I mean It*
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Valentine's Day got dudes like๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜’
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@tae_djair @fivefifths no I do not involve m(Y)self in illegal activiti(E)s such a(S) the open in the a fore mentioned tweet
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My very first TV show trailer! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸพBro-Mates! #funarios Can a brotha get some RTโ€™s
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@TimothyDeLaG I swear a vacation with money hit sooooo different
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@WORLDSTAR Minimum about twice a month
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@nayaaaaaa__ @_darroo Or are we just too much in they business and donโ€™t know enough details ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Caption this ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Update: I just signed my first TV show/ network content deal ! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸพGod is good
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Toughest decision I make everyday is whether to beat off before bed or in the morning before I start my day ๐Ÿค”
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@FredTJoseph Bruh I do this all the time! There is a world that a black man can and has done it multiple times. Like I get what you mean but maybe you just flying the wrong airlines๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@MinaAnnLee @RDougie He was doing stuff before then so there was ALOT of work that lead him up to that but yes your right
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@michaelraineyjr bruhhhh you playing the hell out of this role! Got everybody in America upset every Sunday ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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This probably the funniest piece of content I produced to date๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@notdanilu @OfficialFBMA Ehhh I think thereโ€™s two ways of looking at this. Like maybe you can build a relationship with the company and then leverage that for bigger opportunities. I donโ€™t think everything has to be about money. Content creation is marathon not a sprint
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Everybody know the struggles of being grown! http://t.co/XFN8A0ev9N
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๐Ÿ˜œ _/||\_ _/ยฏ ยฏ\_ huaah \๐Ÿ˜ฌ || \_ _/ยฏ ยฏ\_ Ya ya ๐Ÿ˜/ _/ || _/ยฏ ยฏ\_ Ahh ๐Ÿ˜œ _/||\_ _/ยฏ ยฏ\_ huaah #NaeNae
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First off wakanda got the cure so thereโ€™s that
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Marvel stans, where would you rather be quarantined? Avengers tower, Avengers compound, Wakanda or Asgard?
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Finally 100k subscribers!!! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ
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Sometimes you got to ask yourself... Is the HEAD worth the HEADACHE?!?๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Wait for it!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜‚ w/ @LaurenNGibson
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Real shit you ever wrote
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Good things come to those who leave Narcissist ๐Ÿ’›
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@ZahOutLoud This the very reason why I was raised not knowing a lot of my cousins & outside family members
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@Leverticus @HailEternal Shit and Ja rule for that matter
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Why yโ€™all aint tell me The power of an edible ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ
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@TravisStarley @cheapgimmick @ach_choo Yโ€™all got to chill. He tweeted this using a โ€œVPNโ€๐Ÿ˜‚
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@GenGenHeree You absolutely right
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@talleyberrybaby @BienSur_JeTaime And I know you throw the extra spice on it to take it up a whole other notch! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ
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Already Smashed๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Not the females tired of Female rap๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@BroderickHunter Bruhhhhhhhhhhh and people aint even catch the converse you had on. Jokes in jokes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Some shit you donโ€™t wanna do to any BLACK WOMAN!๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚
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That one friend smdh ๐Ÿ˜‚ @graysoncoats
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Flick of the wrist on fleek ๐Ÿ˜‚ #TagAFriend #VOGUEDOWN #vogue #voguing
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Played the right tune
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Stock price just went up. Secured a brand deal with my first major brand! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ
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My first film on #Tubi yโ€™all check that thang out! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ”ฅ @FUNarios
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He stay banging on the court ๐Ÿ˜‚
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The fuck yโ€™all want from us
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REPORT: Slapping Vagina With Dick Isnโ€™t Foreplay
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Suddenly Drakeโ€™s bars in Emotionless hit so much harder
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Drake finally shared his son with the world โค๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ
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Kids say the darnest things ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ณ
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@KevCoke6 He know not what he tweetith
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When you know yo homeboy lying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @LeanandCuisine
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To all the Boyfriends out there! ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ
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Toddlers & Adult jokes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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#BobbyBrownStory ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@Slo_Motion @JerzeeJoker348 This the same nigga that paying for ole girl apartment and Benz even though they not in a relationship
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Got to be more careful!๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@TheSharkDaymond โ€œYour feelings donโ€™t mean shit to your goals. You gotta stay focusedโ€
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The Disrespected Dad! ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜‚ #HappyFathersDay2021
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Y'all can have them IG dimes that can't cook! I'll take a strong 7 that can throw down in the kitchen
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I swear she stay doing THEE most๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Bringing this Gem back. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #HappyCincoDeMayo
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Got my dick sucked while hanging up Christmas ornaments the other day... needless to say this relationship life might not be so bad after all ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Welcome to the ATLverse #ContentCreators of Atlanta
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AYO! Smacked the waves out that nigga head yo๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸŒŠ
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UPDATE: it went really well! Iโ€™ll get my answer tomorrow sometime ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ
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For a smooth $100 Iโ€™ll be your Bf. This includes but also negotiable, going to the store to grab last minute items, letting yo dad win Spades for his self esteem & helping yo auntie with the bum leg to & from the car. Order now & Iโ€™ll throw you some dick in old bedroom free
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I hired a brand/marketing strategist today. Canโ€™t believe Iโ€™m big enough to even have one of those ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ
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If men are stupid & women still CHOOSE to fuck with us, whoโ€™s really the dumb one? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
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*Lays outfit out on the bed* Me: Iโ€™m bout to kill em at school tomorrow #TweetLikeThe2000s
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Posting this bitch everywhere CAUSE SOMEBODY GOTTA SEE ME!
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When you ready for Halloween but your phone on 10% shout out @I_HATE_VA ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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