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@colinstone
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3 years
Shan is getting more screentime as a silent juror than Heather is as an active contestant. #Survivor
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4 years
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." --Wayne Gretzky --Michael Scott --Adam Klein #Survivor
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4 years
Sophie silently protesting the fire challenge, we stan. #Survivor
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5 years
Think about the fact that 97% of the audience just watched someone win a million dollars whose name they didn't know two hours ago. #Survivor
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1 year
"We're totally undecided, our jury votes are wide open" #Survivor
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4 years
If Michele wins this challenge and kicks the puzzle down again I will literally scream. #Survivor
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3 months
My brother in Christ you went out there and tried to put Sophie Clarke and Adam Klein on the buddy system. This is a skill issue.
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4 years
Trading my entire net worth for one jar of peanut butter is becoming a more realistic possibility than I'd like to see. #Survivor
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5 years
Really can't overstate how much respect I have for the dozens of lifelong Big Brother fans I've seen give up on the franchise this summer. The surest sign you ever loved this show is a complete inability to stomach this toxic garbage circus.
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4 years
When you have to pay six fire tokens to vote, I guess you want to get your money's worth. #Survivor
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5 years
Playing with Sia equity in mind is the next evolution of strategy. #Survivor
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4 years
The smartest thing the #Survivor producers could do is print 600 copies of this answer and nail it to every single tribe flag from now until the end of time. (via @DaltonRoss 's new article about twist ideas)
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5 years
Shout-out David vs. Goliath for keeping all of us here despite 34, 35, 36, 38, and 39. #Survivor
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4 years
The last four days of the #BB22 preseason have been more entertaining and unpredictable than all 400 days of BB16-BB19 combined.
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4 years
For the sake of the bit, Sandra should sit out of the Edge of Extinction reentry challenge. #Survivor
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4 years
Ben going the entire season without receiving a fire token is almost impressive. #Survivor
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5 years
Looks like Ben's strategic prowess has picked right back up where it left off. #Survivor
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5 years
Amber has had four kids in ten years and still aged less noticeably than Jeff Probst himself. #Survivor
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3 years
Inject all of the idol-related flashbacks directly into my veins. I don't want to know who has one until Jeff asks if they want to play it. Flash me back to eight episodes ago, Survivor gods. #Survivor
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5 years
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5 years
Outback Steakhouse must be livid right now. #Survivor
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4 years
I understand missing the weekly cycle of episode discussion, but Survivor being forced to delay filming seems like, in the long run, the best thing any of us could have asked for. 34, 35, 36, 38, 39 were an unmistakable nosedive. A hard reset is exactly what the show needs.
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4 years
It sounds like faint praise but I mean it sincerely: shout-out to the producers for not gifting the re-enterer an idol. #Survivor
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3 years
I hope Xander gets brought back for another season in like 2028, long after he's started going by "Alex" IRL, and is forced to go back to being "Xander" again for five random weeks in his late 20s. #Survivor
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4 years
For the record, I totally agree with Sandra's decision last night. She went out there to play Survivor. Edge of Extinction is not Survivor.
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4 years
Ian isn't exaggerating about his backgammon prowess, he's exaggerating about how unlucky everyone else has been to keep losing to him. Dude already competes with the best players in the country and has legit equity to someday become world champ. #bb22
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1 year
@ the #Survivor producers
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4 years
I've certainly offered my share of horrible #Survivor opinions over the years, but I've never seen anything age as poorly as Probst calling John Fincher a poser in 2009. If anyone in history is conclusively not a poser, it's probably the rocket scientist who married Parvati.
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5 years
Noura explaining this challenge. #Survivor
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5 years
Excited for Sunday to see Chris shows up out of nowhere and take the Iron Throne.
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5 years
I don't love the state of modern Survivor but I'd watch Cirie be gifted 15 consecutive idols if it meant she could finally win.
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"Here I am again, coming up just short... Mom, dad, I'm sorry. I tried my hardest. It just wasn't meant to be." #Survivor #SurvivorMicronesia #HeartBroken 💔
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5 years
The line for the shower at Ponderosa is about to be more cutthroat than anything that happened on EoE. #Survivor
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5 years
Meesh Fitz hype train assemble. #Survivor
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3 years
My local gas station has a new trivia question taped to the counter each day, usually about history or geography or some other subject that makes me feel stupid, but today, at long last, was finally my moment in the sun.
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5 years
"My game has been bold, zesty, and flavorful!" Is Noura plagiarizing her FTC speech from the Applebee's menu? #Survivor
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5 years
4 8 20 22 39 40 is Boston Rob's version of the LOST numbers.
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5 years
They should make an All Winners season of The Bachelor.
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4 years
Alright I'm sold on Survivor 41: Jeff's Garage
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4 years
I might honestly remember more of the details from Survivor 5-9 than I do from Survivor 35-39.
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5 years
Can we please just never vote anyone out? #Survivor
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6 years
It is...time to vote.
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5 years
Nick has aged more noticeably in one calendar year than Amber has in a decade and a half. #Survivor
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6 years
2018 rankings: 1. #SurvivorMaryland (not a hot take, ask anyone who's seen it) 2. David vs. Goliath 3. #SurvivorSA 4. #SurvivorAU 5. Being free on Wednesday nights 6. Ghost Island
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6 years
I keep waiting for a bad episode to sneak in but this cast just refuses. #Survivor
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5 years
Pretty unfair to spring the fire twist on Dean and Lauren at the last minute when they could have been practicing for the last month. #Survivor
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4 months
I know this sounds crazy but I'm beginning to wonder if the Weekly Chaos Trinket era might have actually been stifling gameplay there for a little bit #Survivor
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5 years
Gonna tell my kids this is Kim Spradlin.
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4 years
I've reached the point where I get anxiety anytime I see characters on a tv show from 2004 shake hands.
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4 years
HIYAAAAA
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5 years
Shout-out to my brain for already erasing 75% of S38 and S39 from my memory.
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5 years
She lands on...the exact same lie as the person from the other tribe. Got it. #Survivor
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4 years
Let's just keep delaying until we get the entire BB10 cast back. #bb22
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5 years
I stan Janet. I am a Stanet. #Survivor
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5 years
Throwback Thursday to Rob and Sandra guaranteeing a woman winner being used as an episode title. Why do that?? #Survivor
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4 years
How it started How it's going
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1 year
Fire challenge aside, the scariest/saddest part about On Fire w/JP is how often a cohost will raise a point that fans have been making en masse for a decade and he'll earnestly be like "wow, that's a great note that has never once crossed my mind or been presented to me before"
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4 years
@ArmstrongTaran Soulreading Danielle for secretly being a nurse now seems a bit less impressive.
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5 years
It's honestly frustrating how good this cast looks through the opening fifteen minutes. Absolutely no need for some garbage twist-of-the-week. #Survivor
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4 years
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5 years
Someone on reddit please start an online petition to make the S40 swap a schoolyard pick.
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5 years
My only hope for S40 casting is that the S39 winner is never considered. Literally no one is worth spoiling an entire season eight months early. #Survivor
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4 years
If Memphis ends up winning, I hope it's Ian he beats in the finals, just so we have the full Rock Paper Scissors effect between those two and Dan. #bb22
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5 years
No one is happier right now than whoever wrote the final season of Lost. #GameofThrones
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6 years
There are like 45,000 Big Brother accounts that should be banned from tweeting forever but Hamsterwatch surely isn't one of them.
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5 years
Tony is a one-man Survivor spice kit. #Survivor
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4 years
Can we please somehow make Arisa an EP for Survivor too? Pretty please?
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