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@cole

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Mastodon: cole @hachyderm .io // Web developer, former world traveller. he/him

Vancouver, British Columbia
Joined March 2007
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@cole
Cole Maclean
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Cole Maclean
2 years
RIP Tweetbot
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Cole Maclean
2 years
It’s finally happening, Vancouver! Get out there and vote for @christineeboyle & the @OneCityVan slate.
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Cole Maclean
3 years
@AJWVictoriaBC @notthatkhalid @jjhorgan clearly it was attainable at some point in the past
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Cole Maclean
8 years
🇮🇹
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Cole Maclean
8 years
Getting doored really sucks
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Cole Maclean
2 years
bought liftoff on launch and not only is the programming good, it’s WELL WRITTEN
@caseyjohnston
Casey Johnston
2 years
big news--LIFTOFF: Couch to Barbell is half off until the end of this month with the code '54321'!! It hasn't been this price since it launched in December and won't be again for a while. i'm gonna share a few stories of folks who have tried it out
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@cole
Cole Maclean
9 years
Since it’s an FAQ: no, you can’t have my Twitter name, other Coles. Get off my lawn.
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Cole Maclean
2 years
when you forget to load test before launch
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Cole Maclean
2 years
random person status unlocked
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Cole Maclean
8 years
ISP problems got me 😡
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Cole Maclean
3 years
@a_longhurst choice of high likelihood of infection if we send the kid back to daycare in Jan (she’s gotten 4 non-covid viruses there since Oct) or who knows how long trying to work from home while taking care of her
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Cole Maclean
3 years
Happy May Day. 10 years ago, I was seeing how it’s done in Berlin
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Cole Maclean
2 years
Ah, the crisp, fresh air of September
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Cole Maclean
8 years
Just discovered a new button on the mouse I’ve had for 6 months. Huh.
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Cole Maclean
6 years
👶 ‘s first Apple event
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Cole Maclean
3 years
Effect on the results of splitting the age groups here blows my mind
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Cole Maclean
2 years
“moistest”: what if we made the word moist even worse
@YVR__Weather
Vancouver Weather Records🌤
2 years
With a mean humidity of 94.2%, yesterday was #Vancouver 's moistest July day in more than 20 years, since Jul 8th, 1997. #YvrWx
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Cole Maclean
2 years
@a_longhurst Ugh, I’m sorry. Wishing you all a quick recovery.
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Cole Maclean
8 years
Tax dollars at work
@gccaedits
Government of Canada Wikipedia edits
8 years
Winnipeg Jets Wikipedia article edited anonymously from Canadian Department of National Defence
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@cole
Cole Maclean
3 years
it me
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Cole Maclean
5 years
Finally hit the Facebook delete account button. 30 days till actual deletion, but it feels good.
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Cole Maclean
2 years
I have been trying to figure out what kind of trees are planted on the corner of Pendrell & Nicola are for ages now. They’re called Catalpas.
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@jagbsn
summer rain enjoyer 🌧️🌿🪴
2 years
Omg I went looking for info on what types of oak are planted as street trees in Vancouver and found out the city has a GIS data set available with exact info on the vast majority of trees across the entire city. This is my dream come true 🥹
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Cole Maclean
8 years
The page has a meta expires tag for “Tue, 20 Aug 1996 14:25:27 GMT”.
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Cole Maclean
3 years
@CitizenYan There are a few places they are saying wait until eligible: The form is not restricted, so anyone can register now. My assumption is they don’t want everyone to register at exactly the same time, so that the site stays up.
@BCGovNews
BC Government News
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NEW: We're working quickly to help people get their COVID-19 vaccine. Starting April 6, eligible people can register online, by phone (1-833-838-2323) or in-person at a Service BC office. Share the schedule & help someone register. Please only register if it’s your turn! #CovidBC
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Cole Maclean
8 years
Not sure about the music but the real time wikipedia edits are pretty cool
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Cole Maclean
3 years
love to see BC Hydro rip on Fortis every time they get a chance
@bchydro
BC Hydro
3 years
Today's Wordle brought to you by natural gas.
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Cole Maclean
2 years
Yes, pressure the oil & gas companies. But also, stop buying and burning their product. We need both!
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Cole Maclean
3 years
@sam_mccabage @juliarburnham 3pm Dec 31st immediate restaurant closure announcement here we come
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Cole Maclean
2 years
sudden rash of 1000 year flooding events almost enough to make you think the climate is changing or something
@nytimes
The New York Times
2 years
Over 10,000 visitors have evacuated Yellowstone after heavy rains and severe flooding slammed the national park, destroying roads and threatening homes. "I’ve heard this is a thousand-year event," said the superintendent of the park.
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Cole Maclean
4 years
@daveforparks More tables, especially covered
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Cole Maclean
3 years
“I can’t live like this anymore” wails the 4 year old. Same, kiddo
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Cole Maclean
3 years
We sent her back today after almost 6 weeks of bouncing off the walls at home and everyone losing their shit constantly. The daycare has had 3 voluntarily disclosed cases in that time.
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Cole Maclean
3 years
@a_longhurst choice of high likelihood of infection if we send the kid back to daycare in Jan (she’s gotten 4 non-covid viruses there since Oct) or who knows how long trying to work from home while taking care of her
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@cole
Cole Maclean
5 years
“IMPORTANT NOTE: PLEASE DON'T HACK THE GIBSON. Don't run servers please. Make some HTML web pages. Running a server here is like running Photoshop on your watch.” —
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Cole Maclean
2 years
@j_mcelroy Creekside Community Centre pls
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Cole Maclean
2 years
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Cole Maclean
11 years
Back on @feedafever pending Google Reader shut down; works pretty nicely.
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@cole
Cole Maclean
2 years
@githubstatus Still not able to trigger workflows
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@cole
Cole Maclean
8 years
666 followers, nobody move
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Cole Maclean
4 years
@FiloSottile @RichSalz Comments on that PR are unreal. Do trolls just search GitHub for changes like this to 👎🏻?
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Cole Maclean
3 years
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@cole
Cole Maclean
12 years
Just posted a photo http://t.co/Y79BUOsx
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Cole Maclean
2 years
What that means in practice is if I fill up my gas tank at a Shell gas station, the Carbon Majors report assigns those emissions to Shell. Under that methodology, my emissions are pretty much zero no matter how much carbon I emit, since I’m not a fossil fuel producer.
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@cole
Cole Maclean
8 years
Please, America, don’t pull a UK
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Cole Maclean
4 years
@pwaldkirch @thi_vu I want to see the end but am kind of annoyed I’ve stuck it out
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Cole Maclean
3 years
lol
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@cole
Cole Maclean
8 years
WHAT
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Cole Maclean
8 years
“The coaches will run you a little to break up the lactic acid that has built up in your muscles.” -
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@cole
Cole Maclean
2 years
@sushil_js there are a bunch of leaseholds with 20-50 years remaining
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@cole
Cole Maclean
3 years
2022 off to a good start as the toddler changes her mind and decides she wants cheerios after I’ve made waffles, while dropping pen lids for the puppy to eat
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Cole Maclean
3 years
how is no one talking about how sick the bike is tho?
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Cole Maclean
3 years
💉 shot #1 , ✅
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Cole Maclean
4 years
so much joy for America right now
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Cole Maclean
9 years
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@cole
Cole Maclean
10 years
Password policies are the worst:
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Cole Maclean
8 years
Oh shit guys
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Cole Maclean
8 years
Head asplode
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Cole Maclean
2 years
Saw the Carbon Majors report (“100 companies are responsible for 70% of emissions”) going around again as a reason personal climate action is not necessary, and people, that’s not the conclusion you should draw
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@cole
Cole Maclean
10 years
http://t.co/GYtbLEl8F0 is way better than real tarot
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Cole Maclean
3 years
so many otherwise smart people feel absolutely no need to reduce their emissions because of this
@Burgundavia
Corey Burger
3 years
Why the "100 companies" discourse is so damaging. It is letting high-emitters off the hook for their bad choices
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@cole
Cole Maclean
10 years
London coffee lovers check out @extractcoffee — amazing single origin beans
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Cole Maclean
4 years
First I’ve heard of DP-3T and it seems very hopeful
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Cole Maclean
4 years
Self-isolation, day 15: instant ramen for lunch streak hits 4 days. Memory of the pre-ramen lunch era is foggy.
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2 years
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Cole Maclean
4 years
installing Big Sur on release day, what could go wrong
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Cole Maclean
4 years
At BC Children’s (arm injury, hopefully not serious) and pandemic lockdown is very much in effect. So different from last time I was here.
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8 years
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Cole Maclean
10 years
“cache rules everything around me” —
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Cole Maclean
4 years
I am in this and I hate it
@zainabmsheikh
zainab mubashir🌙
4 years
book buying is a hobby entirely unrelated to book reading
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Cole Maclean
8 years
“Backbench MPs have been using WhatsApp to garner support for the motion”
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Cole Maclean
12 years
Bamboo grove @ Sen Monorom http://t.co/1w5PNY4X
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Cole Maclean
12 years
@arsduo SO GOOD, right?
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@cole
Cole Maclean
8 years
. @coffeecollectif is amazing
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@cole
Cole Maclean
2 years
Stack ranking is back
@vinn_ayy
Vinny Thomas
2 years
I like to rank people by performance during the meeting and organize them accordingly
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@cole
Cole Maclean
12 years
Canada Day!
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Cole Maclean
2 years
@cperciva Also FWIW when I ask it about you, you’re still alive and enjoying various hobbies
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Cole Maclean
11 years
@jontangerine TextMate 4 LIFE
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Cole Maclean
12 years
@MacMiniVault How’d you do that?
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@cole
Cole Maclean
9 years
@VladChituc but mostly horrible
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@cole
Cole Maclean
8 years
OMG @SlackHQ ’s 404 is a scene from Glitch! So good
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@cole
Cole Maclean
10 years
@chrismessina @fmanjoo still pushing for a “torrent of hackers” http://t.co/zFiP1hRbsk
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Cole Maclean
4 years
@mathowie extremely online chickens
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Cole Maclean
7 years
Half of these could be on the Piccadilly Line
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Cole Maclean
13 years
Praha train station http://t.co/TdDINKiM
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@cole
Cole Maclean
4 years
@doriantaylor Yeah, this. Haven’t watched nearly every briefing, but have seen aerosols downplayed every time they’re brought up.
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Cole Maclean
5 years
“in one of them you say ['a','b','c'].join(',') and in the other you say ','.join(['a','b','c']) and you can never quite remember which is which” —
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@cole
Cole Maclean
12 years
Oh shit son, it’s getting hot up in here http://t.co/te9qGsXuNF
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@cole
Cole Maclean
2 years
popcorn.gif but also 😬🔥
@_MG_
MG
2 years
Oh man, if this it what it looks (Okta got popped)… Blue Team everywhere is gonna be crazy busy.
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Cole Maclean
3 years
Just got our flu shots at a VCH clinic - they haven’t yet realized #COVIDisAirborne . Had to remove CAN99 masks for surgical ones (no double masking).
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@cole
Cole Maclean
7 years
@twnsndco somewhat early adopter luck
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Cole Maclean
12 years
Default browser switched to Chrome.
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@cole
Cole Maclean
2 years
@Mantia My money is on it being DNS and the status checks having cached the lookup
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Cole Maclean
3 years
@kneath The Expanse books
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@cole
Cole Maclean
4 years
@fabulavancouver @s_gillett How does that work with eating/drinking? I’ve seen most staff with masks but no customers — seems kind of pointless if you have to take it off/put it back on throughout the meal?
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Cole Maclean
3 years
@mathowie You can just do dummy commits with `--date=x`. Have to figure out the grid though
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Cole Maclean
10 years
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Cole Maclean
10 years
C’mon Deutschland!
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