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2 years

I’ll be like “yeah this is my emotional support animal” and it’s just a cat who actively works to make my life more difficult

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6 months

does anyone else have the kind of adhd where you just kinda refuse to open mail

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4 years

I’ve always loved how they loved

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there was a hand drawn photo booth at the market i was vending at tonight 😭

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2 years

ngl I watch this video like once a week

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2 years

The Art Institute has many world-famous masterpieces but more importantly it has this little freak

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2 years

“What are your tattoos going to look like in 50 years” have you considered that the world is ending

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2 years

She’s cute tho

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4 years

take me down to salt lake city where the sky is grey and the air is shitty

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6 months

i have a stack of mail in my closet that makes me feel like nick miller in the box episode

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4 years

Being exmormon is just saying “fuck” and “gosh” in the same sentence whenever you talk

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3 years

Did it hurt? When your girlfriend turned into the moon?

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4 years

did your parents punish you by taking away your books or were you not a fucking nerd

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4 years

I wish all male tattooers who get heated when girls do pretty, simple line work tattoos a very I’m sorry you can’t pull a straight line

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3 years

Answering the door while living in BYU housing was like Russian roulette bc 9/10 times it was someone from the ward, but there was always the small chance it could be the tamale lady

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4 years

if you’ve breathed the air in salt lake or utah county, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine

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2 years

“I’m a sad boi” my brother in christ you are 32

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3 years

My personal hell is state street in Orem

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1 year

My tinder bio is “worse in person” and dudes are always like “worse how”and I always say “wanna find out” and so far it’s had a 0% success rate

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4 years

an LDS man on LSD, call that a high priest

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3 years

Tattoos are cool bc yeah it hurts while you’re getting one but then you have a little guy on you forever

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3 years

I get the sentiment behind those “drive less this week” signs on the freeway, but they also fucking frustrate me bc like let’s maybe create a functional public transportation system so people can actually drive less! Just a thought

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2 years

Posting this early bc I’m too impatient to wait to post it on Instagram lol

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4 years

RIP jesus, you would have hated american christianity

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2 years

Damn this corner of my room is kinda cute

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3 years

I’m still shaking but I quit my shitty toxic job and I start at the cutest studio in salt lake this week, very excited to not be sexually harassed by my boss at work!!

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3 years

If the bath water isn’t hot enough to hurt me then I don’t want it

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2 years

Who would win in a fight, 50 cops or the mere concept of fentanyl

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1 year

“Woah you never went skiing growing up??” My family was on food stamps when I was in high school can you think about the words coming out of your mouth

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3 years

Living in a collapsing society is weird because like. What do you even do.

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11 months

don’t look too closely at the bottom of the first tooth cup i’m gonna fix it

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4 years

make sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an LDS

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3 years

This is a Spencer Cox hate account

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3 years

Utah infrastructure is built for cars instead of convenient public transportation which especially sucks in the winter, but at least I can’t see which lane I’m in when the road is wet

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3 years

I’m kinda like a dad not in the sense that I have a paternal responsibility to a child, but in the sense that when my sneakers are too worn out I’ll buy the exact same pair and then use the old pair for miscellaneous outdoor activities

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3 years

My new side hustle is that for the low price of 15 dollars I’ll fight a Draper mom of your choosing

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3 years

Met gala this, met gala that, when was the last time you went outside and met a gal

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4 years

hits the curb gf and doesn’t say anything about it bf

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2 years

When a queer person proposes to their partner and then it turns out their partner was also going to propose to them and it turns into a double proposal… that shit gets me every time

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3 years

Getting a tattoo is high risk high reward (reward=tattoo, risk=falling in love with your artist)

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7 months

yesterday my partner and i were walking his dog, and this family with a bunch of kids walked by and the kids were like WHATS YOUR DOGS NAME! and my partner said “guts” and all the kids started yelling “GUTS GUTS” while the mom just kinda groaned lmao

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2 years

Y’all can keep the groundhog, I have a neighborhood peacock who comes into my backyard and screams when the weather starts getting warmer

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11 months

i had my parents and little brothers draw vases, and i tattooed the ones my parents drew on myself and then i made my little brothers tattoo their own drawings on me !

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3 years

It has been brought to my attention

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6 months

@HuthBlake they definitely feed into each other lol

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3 years

Registering your car yearly seems excessive

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4 years

“TheY LeFT ThE cHuRCh beCAuSe ThEY waNtEd tO SiN***!!! ***do literally just like. normal fucking things

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3 years

Saving this video to reply with to the next unsolicited d*ck pic I get

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3 years

Durex need to calm down 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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3 years

Stomping everywhere you go is hard work but someone (my upstairs neighbor) has to do it

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11 months

the pomegranate cup i made almost exactly fits all the seeds from one (1) pomegranate in it

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3 years

Did you even grow up in a small town if your first job didn’t break like a dozen child labor laws

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3 years

What if we cut a hole straight through one of the mountains and let the inversion just drain through it. Has anyone tried this

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2 years

You’re telling me generations made this trauma

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2 years

Instagram tells you when someone shares your posts on their story, so I looked at this one when I saw the notification, and not the fucking translation lmao

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2 years

I just know BYU students are relieved as fuck when the person who approached them with a microphone asks them smth like “how fast is too fast to get engaged” instead of “do gay people deserve human rights” or “would you rather throw a kitten into traffic or take a sip of beer”

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3 years

bangerter? I barely know her

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3 years

Happy Valentine’s Day to the tiktok carpenter who’s making a state map using wood from each state’s official tree and tells little facts about all the trees and to him only

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5 months

living in utah in your mid twenties is so funny. like why are all my friends divorced

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3 years

If I had a baby I would constantly be feeding it pop rocks

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2 years

Partially freehanded scar coverup, we still have another session for details but this one was so fun, ty @perseusthefool !

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3 years

There are infinite ways to pronounce Bon Iver and none of them are correct

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3 years

y’know when it’s almost your period and you can feel it in your titties the same way people with bad knees can feel a storm coming

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3 years

Everyone talking about how they lost their social skills during the pandemic and I’m over here like can’t lose what I never fucking had

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3 years

Utahns turn on your headlights in inclement weather challenge 🤍

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3 years

Having cats is fun bc it’s like this is my best friend! But be careful

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2 years

Hey quick question, does anyone know what the fuck they’re doing

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11 months

and before we did the tattoos we did a jc penny photoshoot

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i had my parents and little brothers draw vases, and i tattooed the ones my parents drew on myself and then i made my little brothers tattoo their own drawings on me !

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3 years

“In theory communism is great” Bitch in practice capitalism is awful

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9 months

can’t wait to glaze these 😭

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11 months

there’s actually no amount of whataboutisms or propaganda that will ever convince me that genocide and violent occupation are ok! really weird that it works on some people tho

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1 year

on today’s episode of do people not realize that I can see when they repost my stuff saying that they want to tattoo it themselves

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2 years

There has to be a reason that UDOT won’t use reflective road paint, right? Like even if it’s a stupid reason, bc I just can’t fathom why they don’t use it

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2 years

Queen of getting somewhere 25 minutes early and then sitting in the parking lot for 15 minutes before I go in so I’m only actually 10 minutes early

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3 years

New Year resolution idea: cancel your Amazon prime membership and shop at local and/or small businesses when you can. Is Jeff Bezos going to notice the difference the patronage of one person makes? No. Will a small business? Absolutely.

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3 years

Trying to manage curly hair is just fucking around and finding out every single day of your life

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4 years

My childhood bully named her son Kaycer so looks like she’s still mean to kids

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3 years

Gorgeous gorgeous girls don’t eat dinner until almost midnight and the dinner is chips and salsa

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2 years

Life hack

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3 years

Tattooed myself today 👀

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3 years

If I were god I would make it so that piercings took an absolute maximum of 2 weeks to heal

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9 months

big news. i found out that the guy who makes all the glazes we use at my pottery studio is named clay

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1 year

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

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4 years

Descartes after he thinks

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3 years

I try not to judge people on little things but if you have LED headlights I literally hate you

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2 years

Hand tattoo? More like an everlasting jobstopper

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3 years

You think you can hurt me? I have to commute on I-15 for almost an hour every day

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3 years

Gonna tell my kids this was Jared Leto

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3 years

If you have a salt lamp, have you licked it before or are you a liar

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3 years

I put off donating a bag of clothes for so long that it’s come full circle and I like them again

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4 years

people are really just out there raw dogging sleep... no medication, no eye mask, no white noise... must be nice

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3 years

I was walking down the street and this older guy did a double take and said “wow, you have big eyes! That’s a compliment. I’m married.”

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3 years

Thank god Facebook is back

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3 years

It’s funny that you need prescriptions for certain pet food. I promise I’m not buying this $80 bag of bladder health cat food for recreational purposes

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Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony