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@realJennaEllis @yashar Well at least she’s not a convict.
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@rahulsood @EstherSolomon His own children don’t even love him.
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@BenZeisloft Ben Zeisloft cannot make a woman orgasm.
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@VashaunBlanks @SkippScogg40144 @getnickwright You’re bragging about being a pedophile?
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@LizzieMarbach @PatrickHen1776 So you think Trump belongs in prison?
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@sammyX39 @VivekGRamaswamy Yeah, that’s how it works, you fucking moron
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@Eric_Conn I’m guessing you think marital rape isn’t a thing?
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@VashaunBlanks @SkippScogg40144 @getnickwright Sounds like you’re proud to be on the list. Weird flex, man.
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@sammyX39 @VivekGRamaswamy HE’S NOT THE FUCKING PRESIDENT. If he wants extra security, he can pay for it.
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@michellebackus_ That is some BAD plastic surgery.
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@highbrow_nobrow @RonFilipkowski Wow, I can’t believe no one has thought of this yet.
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@BrotiGupta Idk, I’m pretty sure Olivia Nuzzi is the still the biggest loser for being sexually attracted to Keith Olbermann and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
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@EmmaTolkin @Rob_Motto @unreadbookshelf I think he’s busy quietly jerking off so his mother doesn’t hear him from upstairs.
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@dhookstead @SportsCenter Dave rubs one out to Caitlin Clark every night.
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@midwest_andy @CorkYou @TomiLahren A loser? Says the guy who pays $8 a month for something the rest of us get for free.
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@JoyceWhiteVance @RepJohnRose Joyce, you DO know about how he met his wife, right?
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@spanks004 @Dan_Grzybek It turns out the people who believe the earth is 6,000 years old don’t make great scholars.
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@WajahatAli Can we just get them elected first?
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@LangmanVince Megan Rapinoe has actually won in her sport
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@atrupar Bad news for this guy
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@RushBaby1980 @Outkick Well maybe they should shut the fuck up about their faith.
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@WajahatAli The people protesting tonight were already voting for Jill Stein or Cornel West. Nothing Harris can say that would change that.
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@dronerogan @NFL_DovKleiman @javonedmonds45 Yes, I’m smart enough not to pay for things I can get for free.
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@Catholic_Hack Sounds pretty gay
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@tayjoness @RobertKennedyJr Steve Irwin wasn’t a serial cheater who drove his ex-wife to suicide.
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@Truthhurts69693 @Fat_Jack @TalbertSwan He did not graduate at the top of his class at either school.
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@haymes_joshua @HeelTwo Trump is guilty of all of those.
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@CarlyAtch @RonDeSantis This absolutely did not happen.
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@MrCollymore @SNYGiants Y’all should be ashamed you can’t spell
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@DouglasnTexas @RepJohnRose I thought you guys on the right were against groomers?
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@ChrisPalmerNBA
Chris Palmer
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Luka Doncic is a step slow in the Euro League. He's slow as hell in the NBA. He's a mashup of Sarunas Marciulionis and Toni Kukoc. That's his ceiling. Don't get fired for drafting this guy.
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@montetakacs @Trollingthebad @Liz_Wheeler Just admit you can’t get laid.
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@dalepartridge @dalepartridge is saying he rapes his daughters
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@Lhop963 @hrjm69 @deanbphillips You realize the coasts and big cities are where most Americans live, right?
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@corinne_perkins @LeahMillis You people really need to stop normalizing this guy. He’s a FUCKING groomer.
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@TheErickStone @William_E_Wolfe That’s what Christians are best at.
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@cnfthoarder @RobertKennedyJr He uses steroids, dipshit.
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@stillgray @XBusiness @TulsiGabbard She’s not gonna blow you, Ian.
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@DrKarlynB This you?
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@RushBaby1980 @Outkick Nobody gives a fuck if you’re Christian. Your job is to talk about sports, that’s it.
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@Bubblebathgirl @bennyjohnson Corey was a dumbass for going to a Trump rally.
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@EddieKe13694041 @TomiLahren You pay to use a site the rest of us get for free.
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@camhigby @thecjpearson You expected her to endorse a rapist?
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@Lili_Deiesu @annamlulis If you’re Catholic, you can’t vote for Trump because he supports the death penalty.
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@SHREDDER_365 @Jolly_Olive Well yeah, he’s not on ‘roids.
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@Kai_Photos @benshapiro Well he’s a rapist. So no, he’s not a good guy.
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@DMichaelTripi @ajmg__ @BrettFavre Hey Dominic, go fuck yourself.
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@stclairashley You don’t get to break the law because you’re using your iPhone camera.
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@jonharris1989 What is it about the 1950s that makes you guys blow your load?
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@kenziek1101 @SundaeDivine Donald isn’t gonna fuck you, Kenzie. You’re too old.
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@ConquestTheory Move to England, you traitorous little bitch.
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@dhookstead Why didn’t you fight?
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@catturd2 You got drunk and murdered your dog.
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Mike Cohen
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Me after watching ten straight hours of Frasier.
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That was fun -- I could have kept going!
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@CurtisHouck This will allow him to spend more time burning crosses.
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@ryanjreilly @Lawrence Trump’s next Secretary of Defense.
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@Alexander48898 @ConquestTheory You’re a pussy who’s too afraid to use his own name. We own you.
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@RobertKennedyJr How many women did you sexually assault today?
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@dandakich I knew you were a shitty coach, but Jesus Christ, you’re somehow a shittier person.
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@jeffvcook @EWErickson It was never healthy.
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@stillgray @gardirms What’s it like to still be a virgin?
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@SNY_Mets Is that the jacket Keith Hernandez wore in Seinfeld?
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@KristanHawkins @StudentsforLife And who’s taking care of these 32,000 babies?
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@noi_sig @RyanWaltersSupt You know he’s a convicted pedophile, right?
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@ChristinaPushaw Lay off the Botox, Christina.
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@RobertKennedyJr @RandPaul We had a draft during the Civil War, you brain-dead piece of shit.
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@Alexander48898 @ConquestTheory Nick Fuentes isn’t gonna suck your dick 🤣
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@DanielHoven7 @megbasham Robert E. Lee committed treason in order to defend slavery. Please enlighten us as to how that makes you a man.
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@philiplapp @Acosta His campaign? Agreed.
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@AYoungMqn @AGHamilton29 @stillgray What on earth would have made you respect Candace Owens in the first place? She has ALWAYS been like this.
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@iheartmindy You should go back to porn.
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@asvpvisuals_ @kyalbr Have you ever watched movies before?
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@RevBenDonovan I mean, it’s Milwaukee. The city is most famous for giving us Jeffrey Dahmer.
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@KristanHawkins Go fuck yourself
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@amandalaurenm @EWErickson You look like of the Mar-a-Lago whores.
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@IndieWire Spoiler alert: they’re all the worst.
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@LaraLeaTrump What the fuck did you do to your face?!
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@Chris_Carapezza @sagesteele @elonmusk @X Please explain how this is an infringement on Donald Trump’s right to free speech.
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@JeremyRedfernFL What is it like to live with so much hate? It seems like it would be exhausting.
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@Gilbino_81 @JoshPateCFB That’s why MAGA loves him.
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