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Half the hair, twice the heart. Comic. Actor. Writer. IG: @cody_wimmer (he/him) *bisexual flag emoji*

New York, NY
Joined June 2010
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I’ve been through the desert on a
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me and the squad when we’re fully vaccinated
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getting praise at work for what I thought was the bare minimum
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BREAKING: Amelia Bedelia has escaped with large quantities of the Covid vaccine after being told to “Take the vaccine”
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mama that is one flower
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Gwen Stefani announces fifth studio album, ‘Bouquet,’ out November 15th.
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When I was young, this was the only queer relationship on TV
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4 years
👏make👏Miss👏Piggy👏a👏guest👏judge👏on👏drag👏race
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“Straight couples can’t be queer” okay well explain them
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Love Actually takes place Christmas 2003, the same year as the events of Madame Web. Was it her web, actually, that was all around them, connecting them all?!
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The TLDR is that she… didn’t audition lmao
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the last 15 minutes of every Scream movie
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2 years
Hot AND scammable?? I need him so bad…
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New York seeing where the earthquake originated
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It’s her day
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“It wasn’t good” and “I didn’t enjoy it” are not the same thing
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‘Scream 7’ currently has no directors or lead actors attached to the film.
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Lea Michele is proof that if you don’t change or learn even a single thing when faced with your reprehensible behavior, all of your wildest dreams can come true!! Stay the course!!
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the most beautiful three words in the English language
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Let’s hear THEIR Cell Block Tango
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Pit Stop Finale Leaked
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let them visit the white lotus
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If Carly Rae Jepsen released an album of ABBA covers, that could change the course of history
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The best work of most actors careers was as a guest on 30 Rock
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But why would you, who have never so much as touched a book on Cuntology, let alone enroll in the University of Servington, be here in Gag City?
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If you’re in line to scream into the abyss STAY IN LINE
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me visiting my mom at work
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Cher
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Who Should Play John, Paul, George and Ringo in the Beatles Movies?
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Watching Lily Gladstone win
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I’ve been Chappell Roan’d
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Airplane mode but for thoughts
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The Darlings Worry
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Sarah Paulson finds out her apartment isn’t rent controlled
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It’s official: “American Horror Story: New York City” is now confirmed to premiere on October 19. #AHSNYC
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“He’s normal now”
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“Prethithly”
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Two smart ladies telling each other preciselyyyyy
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Mama said
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They’re doing this with Dune 2, btw
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Studios are avoiding marketing musicals as such due to feedback from test-audience focus groups, @DEADLINE reports: “test-audience focus groups generally hate musicals and the only way to get people into the theater with one is to trick ’em.”
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seated for Call Me By Your Game 🎾
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Broadway said
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Just saw Mean Girls. And I do think it’s time for Legally Blonde: The Musical: The Movie because it does what this is trying to do so much better.
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loved Dune!
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1 year
Jenna Maroney-level stuff
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Millie Bobby Brown reveals to Glamour that she credits her feminist awakening to a visit to a psychic, who informed her that she was, in fact, a feminist.
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It’s morning time
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I need psychiatric help, my brain has been altered
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This year he’s doing K
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Andy Cohen won't be drinking during CNN's New Year's Eve broadcast
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if you think they’re not both bi, you need to take a good hard look in the mirror
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Her.
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why is it called a dick appointment and not a meating?
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Drop the “at the Kit Kit Club”. Just “Cabaret.” It’s cleaner.
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Playing Roller Coaster Tycoon in middle school
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The most sexually charged 6 seconds on the internet
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get your fucking ass up and tweet from the intermission of Funny Girl. It seems like no one wants to tweet from the intermission of Funny Girl these days
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Angela Bassett did the thing. AnGELa Bassett did THE thing. Angela BASSETT did the thing
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little did she know she was about to change internet history forever
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Take my phone away
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A movie version of Company will only work if Bobby is a human and all the couples are muppets
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hi, bald
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Me in the Criterion closet: y’all got Muppets Take Manhattan in here?
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“There’s a 40% chance of rain” just say you don’t know
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being bi means I’m both a beggar AND a chooser
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The sketchiest website you’ve ever seen asking for your credit card info:
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Was gifted another perfect shirt
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Barb and Star Go To Vista Del Mar musical on Broadway when?!
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Men, what’s stopping you from looking like this?
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summoning circle 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 literally one 🕯 good 🕯 thing 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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It’s January!
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Happy Coming Out Day to all straight identifying folks with gay thoughts who don’t realize bisexuality is an option
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My ideal judges panel
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Shoutout to Laurie Strode for writing a memoir that is all last paragraphs
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Sent this joke to my mom and she had notes:
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Fixed my bench press form to take the load off my shoulders and back onto my chest… tiddies incoming… over for many of you
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It’s come to my attention how many of you haven’t seen Lauren Bacall saying her favorite time of day is night
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“I invited all three of my potential dads to our wedding without telling anyone” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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