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what's a king to a sperm. what's a sperm to a non believer

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marcus calls me slurs and hits me with his car twice a week

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sick of hearing of magic the gathering.. u know what would be magic? if u gathered some bitches

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i used to make the joke (to cope) that there's a curse in the animation industry where justin roiland can get 600 shows greenlit simply by doing That Voice, but alex hirsch can get 600 shows cancelled simply by collaborating on them.

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y’all seen the new spider-man? it’s p good. didn’t see endgame but everyone seems really sad that Tony’s on vacation or something

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i get brightburn wanting to answer the question of “what if Superman was bad” but i feel like 2016-2018 has answered that pretty clearly

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no one has all 7 1. A little bit of Monica in my life 2. A little bit of Erica by my side 3. A little bit of Rita is all I need 4. A little bit of Tina is what I see 5. A little bit of Sandra in the sun 6. A little bit of Mary all night long 7. A little bit of Jessica, here I am

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@CosmonautMarcus and I were watching transformers revenge of the fallen and i was so miserable that the agony of the film displaced the agony of my still-unpassed kidney stone

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i don't get paid enough to teach kids to love this country.

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Ron Desantis tonight says that liberal educators are “teaching kids to hate this country,” so he is pushing for a new law so parents can “inspect curriculum,” and sue schools if they catch teachers who “smuggle in” any “inappropriate content.”

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"that puss in boots is wishing for life number ten and i'm still struggling to pay for life number one"

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send her to the nursing home if she's gonna bring those grandma-ass blankets into my house

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gonna name my kid something normal like Turbo or Razer Leaf

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uh oh marcus called someone racist again, time for me to cut in and tell him, as a white man, that i’m not offended so neither should he.

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people are trying to get upset on here about how it’s not ACTUALLY baby yoda saying things like the timeline wouldn’t even add up and i’m like?? yeah??? that’s the point 🙄the ManDelorean can travel through time he’s part-car, part-time machine, all-Man!

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Sheev’s chimpanzee servants that keep him nourished, or as I like to call them, Palpatine Hunger Force

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marcus kinkshames me every day by stuffing me in a fursuit filled with cockroaches

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gonna tell my kids this was Hozier

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cum

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big deal me neither... you don't see me not tweeting about it

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BREAKING: President Donald Trump says he will not attend President-elect Joe Biden's inauguration on Jan. 20.

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@KuyaJayCool this is the funniest picture i’ve ever seen in my entire life

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“Hey Brienne!” “Actually, it’s Ser Brienne” “Oh, congratulations! Who knighted you?”

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i got some weird looks today for saying that Dr. Pepper is just the soda version of Barbecue Sauce

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in my final confrontation with Dark Lord Ellen, year 20XX ellen: You’ve made it far, hero... I bet you’d love to know what happened to your family all those years ago in my Lab! me: ...no... *flashbacks to “the accident” come back clearer than ever* me: omg ellen you DIDN’T

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bro it’s almost halloween start scaring the hoes

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that bench hulk threw. still goin

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licensed!

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do jeans exist in star wars? i think they do. han wears jeans, right? i can’t for the life of me imagine him wearing any other pants but jeans. i don’t want to look it up my head might explode whether i’m right or wrong

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Mario & Sonic at the Tournament of Power

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we can’t keep doing this

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There’s a petition begging HBO to “fix” #GameOfThrones , and it’s 16,000 signatures strong

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this dude like Scrooge McGlock

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remember when times were simpler? bronn and jaime going on field trips. dany going into a haunted house and getting her eggs stolen or whatever. horses. i miss those days

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if we insist on creating human versions of legosi can we please agree that he’s better than “tall disheveled tired white boy”

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the racists breaking into the racists' house guarded by racists of course nothing bad will happen to them

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5 years

lowkey the coral in this scene looked pretty scrumptious

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5 years

I heard in times of hardship, the pioneers would eat coral.

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i got a language arts teaching gig!

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Happy Birthday to @CinnamonGhoul and congratulations on another year not murdered by Spider-stans. I haven’t lived with him in over a year but sometimes...if I really listen close...I can still hear his baby voice. ❤️ my gift to you is a cursed photo of me

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if you’re ever feeling like you’re not good enough, just remember that Tchaikovsky was very critical of his own work. And now he’s DEAD. You don’t want to die, do you?

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if you’re gonna do a lo-fi hip-hop zelda mix please remember that no one wants to hear “hey, listen!” more than once

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@CinnamonGhoul i cant imagine a world where i couldnt share "this ____ eatin beans"

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oh god i didn’t even see it coming

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6 years

god might not have a plan for me but jk rowling just might

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5 years

i did it y’all dream partner @pizzapastame ❤️❤️❤️ she’s so great and i’m so lucky i get to go places like this with her

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cliffordfield

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‘Clifford the Big Red Dog’ wreaks havoc on New York in the new trailer.

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fuck off

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i’m just thinking about how last night when @CinnamonGhoul and I were building furniture last night we were watching the toy story 2 credits/bloopers and how he lost his shit when the bugs life cast got killed by buzz lightyear

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wonder if they’re gonna add the joker dance to fortnite

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i’ll eat in class

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“sword hand”

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no man can shake my hand because it's always full of swords

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ok, so it’s official— i’m no longer working in sales. i’m excited to move on to the next thing, & while i have prospective plans on what that is, i’m always happy for someone to throw me a curveball. if anyone needs a copy editor, voice actor, narrative designer, etc...hit me up!

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hi everyone it’s me cosmonaut dan and i’m using twitter again now that it’s not 100% a negative hellscape

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just going thru the comments on the Transformers picture show and omg i didn't realize ppl still think i'm funny- bless yall

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had a fun time

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Choose Your Fighter

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6 years

who wants to hibernate this year? if enough ppl do it we probably won’t get in trouble

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the last half of this last episode was actually just performed on the spot after d&d left, saying, quote “If they don’t want us writing this, you guys figure it out from here” and left the crew with just 4 characters and a good song

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interesting

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Bohemian Rhapsody's Oscar-winning editor agrees that, yes, that one scene is edited very badly

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Bashar Daniel Teg

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selfie & a meme to match your personality

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imagine a batman movie gets made IN the batman universe and they cast Bruce Wayne and people are like “NO EW WHAT A HORRIBLE MISCAST”

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when they gonna put thanos from fortnite into a movie

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maybe rey said her last name was skywalker to the old lady on the planet that was ravaged by the empire in the same way that i tell my firefighter and cop cousins at thanksgiving that i’m straight

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still just so fucking obsessed with these pictures of my perfect partner @pizzapastame

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every single time this mf shows up it's ON SIGHT

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date night pre-mask

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haven’t been to a salon since february so now i look like a rooster might have to add some lizardy frills to my sona to reflect this

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one of my favorite things about marcus going on his annual Jojos rant is that at first i feel like i need to defend it but then i realize a lot of ppl just also agree it’s a lot of fun but worthy of critique...and then it’s just marcus arguing with One Guy the rest of the day

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engaged*

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i’m enraged

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my childhood cat passed away today and she was like my best friend growing up. 18 years old, truly a beast, my eternal familiar ❤️

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my childhood introvertedness leaving my body when my parents would exclaim "oh look who's come out of his room!"

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love getting called a “fucking f*g” at my job where i work, very cool client

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i don’t know who pro-jared is but he doesn’t sound very “Pro” if he’s not respecting women

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people talking about “peaceful protest” and forget that the nonviolent MLK was murdered by the fbi anyway

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we 👏need 👏more 👏eyes 👏than👏 we 👏have

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we had a stay at home date night!

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i wanna just go missing in the woods and do creepy shit every once in a while so people make legends of me and i become a cryptid. but also i want the merch royalties

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thank you guys so much between this and all the dnd love i truly feel valued

Cosmonaut Marcus is Back

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Wtf the Tall Girl video is performing better than any of our previous picture show videos. You guys are the best ☺️

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Can’t wait to see spider-man 3, in which May & Happy break up, so Peter goes away with May to live in San Francisco, where he meets Eddie Brock & the 2 go on adventures with their trusty Sony Xperia smartphones, writing articles on their Sony Vaio, & playing their Sony Playstatio

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i just realized the RedLetterMedia Half in the Bag “skits” are exactly like the live-action segments of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show, in that it’s about two guys that Do Not Know How To Repair Anything getting distracted from repairing anything

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name one difference between shaggy and spike spiegel

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when you think you’ve cranked it too much for one day but your meat thinks otherwise

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gonna hold the door for those snakes obviously they got there first

Everybody loves Shauni 🍫🍯

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35 Million is on the other side of that door, What y’all doing 👀

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the problem with “us and them” culture is that we all live on this planet together, but then again, they did surgery on a grape

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marcus is awake everyone log off

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Mothman says Happy Halloween!!! Stay away from suspension bridges!

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if you guys keep misbehaving god is gonna take away sex or weekends or something

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4 years

felt cute might delete

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A ratical birthday gift from @CosmonautMarcus illustrated by the gifted and very cool @juangeedraws My ratfolk/skaven OC 'Skitch"! Long live the Verminarchy!

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@CosmonautMarcus I don't think screaming goats are funny, I still laughed every time. i'm broken

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