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sammie

@cobwebkitten

1 year

i just think these deserve to be on the tl again

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

pls look at this whole thread you won't regret it

Sam Darlaston

@samd_official

4 years

Hey @Tesco I was about to cook my favourite vegetable of all time (broccoli) and after unwrapping it, to my surprise, found caterpillars inside! They’re really nice and we’ve ended up keeping one as a pet and naming him. but just as a heads up, some of your broc has c-pillars😳🐛

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

3 years

ppl: "black cats are evil" "black cats are bad luck" "stay away from black cats" black cats:

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

3 years

sigh...

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

“why are you dressed like that” “like what”

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

1 year

don't mean to be a hater but i'm gonna be a hater.... fireworks are loud and annoying and they scare animals and polute the air

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

7 months

@redroomrantings serving literal cunt

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

do u ever just

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

7 months

so you're telling me that they can create a medical grade fleshlight but they still haven't created a less painful way to perform mammograms and pap smears....

World of Engineering

@engineers_feed

7 months

Sperm extractor machine

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

14 days

ppl who are hating on this have no idea how incredibly hard it is to find pink halloween decor

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@emilygeneric

1 month

michael’s said HAPPY HALLOWEEN LESBIANS

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

3 years

you know you're unmotivated when playing animal crossing sounds like a lot of work

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

5 years

the smell of the water on pirates of the caribbean, rt if you agree

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

3 months

every time an alternative person turns out to be a conservative jesus freak, the world dies a little

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

3 years

hot take: sally was too good for jack, jack ignored her most of the film

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 months

she was so real

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

barbie, eat your heart out

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

me minding my own business going through my camera roll & stumbling upon my nudes

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@playboitadi

4 years

Bomboclaat

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

3 years

i don't trust anyone who is actually attracted to serial killers... it's not quirky or cute it's disturbing

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

3 years

i haven't stopped thinking about that tweet that said that your customer voice is basically baby talk for boomers bc it's so true omg

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

me whenever i spend the night at one of my non-spooky friend's house

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

9 months

don't hate me but...... t*ylor sw*ft

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@ThatDudeTaco

9 months

Name an artist everybody loves but you just aren’t impressed

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

2 years

bisexual ppl are still bisexual if they're in a straight relationship btw

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

5 years

so many dudes wanna fetishize goth/alt ppl online but when it's time to finally see one in the flesh they get scared lmaooo

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

3 years

i finally put up this wall hanging i got from michael's

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

2 years

@R0TTENBAT this is such garbage

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

3 years

an actual photo of the two sides of me

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

1 year

me after going thru the lowest point of my life

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

2 months

the fact that majority of ppl aren't making enough to get by, can't afford groceries, can't afford rent, can't afford basic necessities unless they work several jobs so they never have any free time to ever actually enjoy life is truly sick, it's a trap that i want out of

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

5 months

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@luvinthot

5 months

every yapper girl deserves a quiet boy who just listens and admire her

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

i do look like this, but when dudes see girls who actually look like this in real life, they're scared of us because we're simply a fetish to them online

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@hoodoperator

4 years

Girls what's stopping y'all from looking like this?

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

3 years

if u have a black cat pls pet them for me... it's important

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

i feel sexi in this top

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

5 years

i don't wanna associate w/ anyone who follows @ xxxorcist_ like are we just gonna forget that she's a pedophile??? absolutely disgusting

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

a reminder that you can dress dark alternative/gothic/spooky & still listen to whatever kind of music you want, there are no rules, just do what you like

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

3 years

depop & tiktok ruined alternative/goth clothing

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

3 months

can we not be weird about short/petite women... i speak as a petite and short woman who often gets mistaken for still being in high school almost all the time WE ARE TIRED

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@keybladevolo

3 months

I've said it once and I'll say it again If you think Jenna Ortega is hot you weird as shit and pedophilic she looks 12

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

3 years

i may be a halloween obsessed hoe but i'm very particular about the halloween stuff i buy, i don't just buy anything that's halloween related does anyone understand what i mean

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

davey havok in 2006

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

3 years

call me boring but this looks fkn awful

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3 years

2021 @lollapalooza

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

5 years

at work i told this girl i liked her dress with bats on it & she turned around & saw my face & i forgot i didn't have my usual makeup on so i looked like a normie & she was like "um thanks" like no i'm one of you i promise!!!

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

1 year

bc i wanna show twitter that i'm hot, duh

Katherine

@ConservativeKTM

1 year

Thirst traps are pornographic in their very nature. Why are you posting it? Who are you posting it for? What do you expect from posting it?

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

i feel like mint chocolate chip ice cream today 🍦

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

5 years

ok twitter goths/spooky ppl/alternative ppl who work with the public, what's the most rude comment you've gotten from a customer because of your appearance?

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

oh how nice it would be to live in a world where everything is gloomy & blue tinted like the first twilight movie

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

1 year

i support sex workers but i do not like women like this who willingly cater to p*dos and make a mockery of east asian culture. this is not feminism if it tears down certain woc. also getting off on cheating???? you need help

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Feminism and its consequences

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

@hexxzander i understand enjoying old cemeteries & even doing little photoshoots as long as you're being respectful, but sitting, jumping or standing on graves seems disrespectful to me

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

5 years

i won't settle for anything less than someone who adores me the way gomez addams adores morticia

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

3 years

wanna get laid on halloween call that a graveyard smash

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

if she's glowing after the break up, you were the problem

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

3 years

nobody talk to me today nyx discontinued their matte black liquid liner i'm in mourning

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@cobwebkitten

2 years

daphne 💜🔎

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

if you support tr*mp in any way pls unfollow me u are not welcome here k thx <3

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

3 years

who's gonna tell her that discharge is completely normal & healthy

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@freauxmama

3 years

Purrrrrr💅🏽

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

there are no rules in makeup but just one thing.. PLS wear a foundation that matches your skin & isn't 10 shades darker, i'm talking to you, my fellow white women. woc have a hard time as it is finding a foundation shade that matches their skin tone, pls buy your own shade

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

1 year

ever since i started watching breaking bad i've thought about all the possible companies out there that could be laundering drug money posing as a successful business and my first idea was edible arrangements. like how many ppl do you know still order fruit baskets?

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

5 years

you give me bats in my stomach 🦇

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

are you too nervous to dm & make friends with your cute female mutuals or are you normal

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

damn how embarrassing for a makeup company to tweet something like this

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

1 year

as a woman i think i should be able to let out a blood-curdling scream for no reason at least once a day

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

2 years

men need to understand that just bc a woman likes to sexualize herself sometimes, it's still never an invitation to sexualize her

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

did u know if u step outside today "decode" by paramore will start playing

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

i did not spend as much money as i have on makeup for me to look the same

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

2 years

celebrity halloween costumes don't impress me bc they have a whole makeup, wardrobe & hair team doing all the work for them. ppl who put their own costumes together & do their own makeup & hair is way more impressive to me. support small creators

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

i look like sugar plum candy

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

don't ever fake an orgasm for a guy... let him know he failed

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

2 years

having anxiety stunts your emotional growth for sure... i'm 26 & having anxiety makes me feel like a child who never grew up

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@cobwebkitten

4 years

let's turn on the juice & see what shakes loose

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@cobwebkitten

6 months

i love when they combine valentine's day stuff w halloween that's so me

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

3 years

am i the only one who's in a food rut right now... like i never know what to eat anymore & i'm burned out on everything i normally eat

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@cobwebkitten

3 years

my makeup was cute tonight

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@cobwebkitten

3 years

me, minding my own business as a vegan: someone: oK bUt If YoU wErE sTrAnDeD oN a DeSeRtEd IsLaNd aNd YoU hAd tO eAt mEaT tO sUrViVe

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

2 years

i did my makeup now all i wanna do is take a nap

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

3 months

lmao but like why do most alternative men not go after alternative women

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

today's eye makeup inspired by @spookylilpeach 🥺💗

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@cobwebkitten

2 years

don't burst my bubble(gum)

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@cobwebkitten

4 years

traveling back in time to go shopping at late 90s hot topic, who's coming w/ me

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

2 years

tbh i feel like the crow shouldn't have a reboot, out of respect for brandon lee

The Hollywood Reporter

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#TheCrow reboot is moving forward with Bill Skarsgård set to star. After years of false starts, production is slated to begin this June:

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

5 years

PLEASE don't ever do a live action version of corpse bride or coraline those movies are sacred ok

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@cobwebkitten

6 months

@cryst6l I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING AT THIS

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@cobwebkitten

3 years

petition for emily from corpse bride & sally to get together

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@cobwebkitten

3 years

mentally preparing myself before wearing a band tee out in public & having to make the difficult decision of choosing what my favorite song is bc i just know a man is going to quiz me to make sure i actually listen to them

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

happy birthday winona 🖤

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

3 years

imagine a gothic flower shop with like venus flytraps & various black flowers, what a dream

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@cobwebkitten

3 years

wish i could live in the haunted mansion

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

1 year

ideal house + ideal car

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@brattearz

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ideal house + ideal cars

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@cobwebkitten

3 years

my looks from last spooky season <3

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

3 years

not a cell phone in sight. just vibing

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

jingle bell bitch

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

2 months

finding out that shelley duvall was in fact not abused on the set of the shining is such a big relief bc i love the shining and i love shelley duvall

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@cobwebkitten

2 years

hai

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

1 year

to my fellow bisexual people out there: never let anyone tell you you're not queer enough bc you're bisexual

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

5 years

all my cute short girls where u at i know it's hard to reach things but we're all so cute

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

trend??? i still wear tuk creepers like everyday what do u mean

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

4 years

sometimes it's hard to remember that we are living through something we've never dealt with in our lifetime & it's completely normal to feel unmotivated or disinterested in what you normally enjoy

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sammie

@cobwebkitten

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*slams fist on table* i don't wanna be cute i wanna be HOT

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sammie

@cobwebkitten