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Kookacola

@coastypike

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The world is a pressure cooker right now and no one knows where the relief valve is.

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@Rothmus And the coup de grace

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@beinlibertarian

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@LibertyCappy Still the champ.

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@Rothmus No one is responsible for slavery because no one was alive to own slaves. LOTS of Muslims that supported 9/11 (and probably a few who were involved) are still alive today.

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@akafacehots Oh I played this game once already today lol.... Here's the current title holder...

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@akafacehots So that's what they mean by "Stockholm's Syndrome".

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@Zlong999 @upblissed Be honest, how many of y'all zoomed just to make sure?

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@esjesjesj Testosterone isn't inherently male, and estrogen isn't inherently female. We all have some of both. It's the ratio that is the determining factor.

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@Mirandom88 @karlogan_

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@Rothmus I musta missed the "force scissor" move in the kama sutra.

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@Rothmus

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@EastEndJoe @acnewsitics Her family

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@JimFergusonUK So apparently it is now only safe to walk by yourself in Britain if you're not British.

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@Rothmus

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@iFightForKids I want this man nowhere near the nation's finances.

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@notcapnamerica She put in the Konami code.

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@lizaj @VoteBidenOut @ACLU The same part that having the Ten Commandments violates.... None. Doesn't make it right.

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@QueenAnticommie No, that is NOT normal. That is OUTSTANDING!!!

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@3YearLetterman Ease off the Dr. Pepper Coach, he literally invented Coke.

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@ImMeme0 As a stoner, we didn't like the nerds either.

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@BladeoftheS

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@thecavemommy If you want to see the difference between an opinion and a wish for harm or death; There was a high school football coach that said that it looked staged. People were calling for him to be fired. THAT is unacceptable. THAT was an opinion. THIS is effectively a call for violence,

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@spiritussystems Concealment. Definitely not cover unless you are directly behind the engine block.

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@RyanShead @RichardMccrar20 @merissahansen17 Yea still didn't hear "losers" or "suckers" anywhere in the video. And since when did opinion pieces with hearsay become evidence of anything?

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@Rothmus

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@garbotweetsU2 That is rich coming from you... But maybe you can tell @SecretService when you see them. I'm sure they will take care of it.

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@DefiyantlyFree We stopped caring a long time ago. When they don't even know the definition of what they are accusing you of being, it loses all power.

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@Klena33 @libsoftiktok @CrownePlaza @Disney Because it's not about pride. It's about normalizing perversity.

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@realannapaulina That's how it's done.... See @RepDonBacon ?

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@ZOrtiz99 Y'all......(sigh) I just can't. I am all for being comfortable in your own skin. But I don't think her skin is comfortable in her own skin.

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@ihybeto Domestic violence is not ok.

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@Tactelller When they leave office, Presidents retain their title and lose their powers. Been that way since George Washington. Funny how everyone knew this until 4 years ago.

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@3YearLetterman @BuzzPeterson @TheRealBuzz @neiltyson @NASA @FoodLion @SpaceCampUSA @SecYellen @SlaterNFL @mariolopezviva @Whitesnake It was Lance Armstrong Coach. And he did it with one testicle. There's nothing more American than that.

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@akafacehots Gator hands down. Reptiles have very slow metabolisms and only move quickly in sporadic bursts. As long as it's not an ambush situation I'm sticking with the gator.

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@TheOfficerTatum @JDVance1 @DaRealAmberRose I think he's more concerned with her being paraded around like some paragon of virtue. Her past is still her present. This was taken June 26th.

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@MAC_Arms @BlackKnight10k So the new rule is: if you don't like someone, go after their family? Good to know, but I don't think y'all are going to like where this goes.

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@TheFungi669 As opposed to the DNC, which will just be filled with assorted tools.

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@ClownWorld_ 2-4 looks perfect but they all look medium rare.

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@Kaldruen Took a 500mg "CBD" gummy (spoiler: not CBD) after not smoking for over a decade, and even then it was mostly reggie. Thought I was dying, called the whambulance, which I thought had turned into a literal elevator to Hell. Lost control of my limbs, and eventually got right with a

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@ProudPatriots1 Tacky af

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@CW_Insider

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@Matt_Pinner A keyboard, piano, typewriter, or Florida.

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@DelusionPosting And misrepresenting your identity while engaging in intimate activities with someone is r @pe or sexual assault.

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@TaraBull808 Always!

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@GunloverClub1

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@Rothmus

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@PhoneYourFrien1 @_tattoos_4life We're also 3/4 of the population. So you're saying we contribute less than our fair share of crime. Great, thanks for the clarification.

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@acnewsitics

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@GuntherEagleman

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@Rothmus I can see the sweat beading on his forehead as he struggles not to take a bite of his own hand.

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@IsaacHayes3 @realDonaldTrump Someone with no talent riding the coattails of his father's work. And when the money runs out, this is what he does. I hope you drop every dime you have on legal fees, lose in spectacular fashion, and wind up penniless, doing Cameos for Fentanyl money.

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@wirraone @Grummz He's not a "felon". The charges were upgraded from misdemeanors to felonies because..... his name is Trump. That's it, that's the ONLY reason. It's like if someone gave you a speeding ticket and told you it was now a rape charge because they dislike your politics.

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@Alphafox78 "Dindu nuffin", works every time.

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@RathHood @Partisangirl You think the uyghurs are allowed to live in those buildings? 🤣

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Ukraine is like the hot chick that you've taken on 20 dates and still hasn't put out.

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@obiwancaneobi1 @HeSoBklyn @jondeaux419 @shannonsharpeee

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@WASHREDSKlNS It's still allowed. They just caved.

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@PauseScreenMC Aaaaand here we go...

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@Damaan4u33

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@Alphafox78 Disney princess faces singing about having dudes "hit it from the back" is beyond cringe.

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@stfuDonnyy @GuntherEagleman Perfectly timed parry.

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@IrishMsKelly Maybe he should be focused on his patients instead of trying to diagnose someone giving a speech on TV. Because everyone knows that public speeches are where public figures prefer to air their psychological struggles.

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@nirojago @Rothmus Human confirmed. I felt a little guilty posting it, but he asked for the most fucked up meme I had and well... This was it.

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@DeeIsntDone @BasedImmigrant @EricG1247 @USCIS You look like you've been around awhile so I'm assuming you know that the Nazis didn't deal with the Jews by deporting them....

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@MAGAShaggy1 Thank you Shaggy! #IFBAP ! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 Remember guys, we beat medicare. We can do anything.

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@atensnut That's probably an attendee. I'm betting the shooter was outside the rally. There is an unconfirmed video of someone dead on a rooftop.

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@AnnLesbyPhD I had a guy at the carnival. I think he worked the merry-go-round.

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@ValentinaForSOS Not looking for that evangelical vote I take it.

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@kevinfrmoc @TaraBull808 Always know your target, and what's behind it.

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@mattgaetz @nayibbukele @DonaldJTrumpJr @TuckerCarlson This is awesome! We need common sense world leaders to unite!

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@TigersherLeo @ElijahSchaffer It's already there...

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@iamnot_elon NO!

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@MrsButters @Chiefs Nah

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@libsoftiktok @childrensatl Since we "white males" are inherently racist, I'm sure she will understand why we respectfully decline her offer.

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At least once.

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@CowboyHeritage @crazyclips_ You misspelled "education".

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@acnewsitics And you're gonna lose, no matter who you choose.

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@wostercheshire @Rothmus We have room, you need a ride?

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@Y2KPopCulture @downbadcomment Every tragic event loses its perceived severity over time, usually because the people who experienced it, or were alive when it happened, slowly die off. Think about Pearl Harbor. It was a national tragedy. People were weeping in the streets. But almost everyone who was alive to

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@humanbeingawk Every election season.

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Political discourse in this country has become the adult version of "I know you are, but what am I?"

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@Rothmus The good ole Coast Guard infantry.... ,🤣🤣🤣

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@iFightForKids I'm sure the cross-sex hormones are helping...

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@DCstedt4 @MAstronomers Depends on the mass. It has more volume, but might have less mass, meaning less gravity.

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@ChinChekah @CLG98264897

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@pacoceanlover @GavinNewsom The funny thing about racists... Is that they don't usually tell you they're racists.

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@PatriotDave77 #IFBAP #FJB #NotGuilty

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@lancsdtwit @YouTube You should all be investigated for child abuse, imprisoned, and never allowed in the education field again.

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@PatriotDave77 #Trump2024 now more than ever.

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@MTGrepp Yes. There wasn't one crime that I've seen that warrants a 4 year sentence. And some have been sentences to far more than that. Enrique Tarrio for instance. He wasn't even there.

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@RAZ0RFIST Great, wish someone would shut down Activision.

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@cat_barnes30 If you are making simp pie, then I guess so...

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@yoderj46 @GregAbbott_TX @GovAbbott Weak swimmers should stay out of rivers.

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@RadioGenoa They are much braver with 73 year old women.

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🚨BREAKING: British police are out of control, arresting patriotic Brits. “I'm 73 years old, I'm here for the murdered children.”

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@ImMeme0 How about attempted murder?

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@PatriotDave77 ❤️ #IFBAP

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@MrsButters @Chiefs Asks people to do something... Gets mad when they respond... You need a new hobby.

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@jeanne_cleve @Sassafrass_84 Thank you!

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@TheClearCider Have y'all managed to grab a hold of any of those straws you've been grasping at yet?

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Please tell me this guy Michael Anderson is on X. I just want to thank him on behalf of every Trump supporter for not being able to keep his mouth shut for 2 days. We love your big dumb ass! #Mistrial

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