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GO VOLS!

Pittsburgh, PA
Joined October 2008
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@cmpwrites
Courtney
5 years
Me going up the stairs in Neyland Stadium to concessions for my next beer
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16 days
For all the Oklahoma fans asking “what even is a Volunteer anyway??” this week… THIS. This is a Volunteer. We may be the craziest fan base on here, but we will always step up for ANYONE. So proud to be a VOL 🧡🤍
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Tennessee Volunteers
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BREAKING: Tennessee fans on Twitter have helped raise $5k of Oklahoma gear over the past 24 hours to give to children’s hospitals and charities in Norman. 🥲🍊 Vol Nation is truly the BEST!!! 🤩
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4 years
Tennessee fans: Thank God we get Vol Hoops this week! Coronavirus:
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2 years
Florida hate isn’t a week. It’s a lifestyle.
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5 years
It's really as simple as this: I'm a Tennessee fan, not an SEC fan. Fuck Florida 🖕🏻🖕🏻
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2 years
Me every night at 3:00 a.m. riding through Pitt’s campus
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6 years
Good morning to everyone except Ohio State fans still supporting Urban Meyer covering up domestic abuse.
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2 years
“I spent four quarters whoopin dat ass” is our current day WGWTFA
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2 years
Talk Tht Shit!! @j_spraggins76 💪🏾🍊
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2 years
It’s a cold day here in Pittsburgh. Still not as cold as this video tho
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5 years
Win or lose...
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Courtney
19 days
Your team literally has a mobile home as a tradition. Sit down.
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Orange is ugly. Carry on.
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2 years
It’s time - GO VOLS
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Courtney
6 years
The Florida football players & program are hot trash. Jalen Hurts dropping hints he’s not happy. Ohio State is about to implode. I’m here for all of this.
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Courtney
5 years
I’m in the ER & just diagnosed with acute appendicitis. The surgery team will decide if I need to have it removed or if I can stay in the hospital for a few days and have it treated with antibiotics. Either way, if you’re the praying kind, please say one for me. I’m freaked out.
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4 years
It’s officially game week. Let’s goooooooo
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Courtney
6 years
Butch Jones mentally & physically abused our players.He fucked w/their futures & in 5 short years, completely decimated & dismantled our program. If you can’t understand why ppl are still hung up on that & why Bama’s loss last night meant a little more then idk what to tell you.
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6 years
Other fan bases are accusing us of paying athletes. Guys. WE. ARE. BACK. 😂😂😂😭😭😭😩
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2 years
Tennessee absolutely broke Alabama. I stg I’ve never seen so much whining, so many conspiracy theories, and absolute vitriol come from one fan base over a loss.
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7 years
Hey, national media. Just thought y'all should know that the Vols fans are so "disgusting" that we stood up today for a boy who was being bullied & it turned into a state-wide movement w/the Titans & others reaching out. Because I know yalls sorry asses won't talk a/b THAT.
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4 years
Me at 3:00 a.m. every night this week to the Gamecock family that lives on the corner of our street
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6 years
Good morning to everyone except the entire state of Alabama. Y’all can fuck right the fuck off.
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5 years
Me cooking breakfast this morning remembering that Tennessee won yesterday and Florida and Georgia did not
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5 years
Your regularly scheduled reminder of why Mizzou has no business being in the SEC
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3 years
God help the sporting world if we ever become great in football again
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Ben McKee
3 years
Here is Smokey dressed as the Tiger King.
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5 years
I was just told that forgetting bags at Target is the same as POTUS goofing up his speech. A speech that was written ahead of time... that was read from a teleprompter... that didn’t have to memorized to give him the chance to mess it up... You can’t make this shit up y’all.
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5 years
It’s been a whirl-wind 12 hrs but I just wanted to hop on here quickly to thank those of you who reached out to me yesterday. My appendix was removed last night & I’m resting in the hospital. HUGE thank you to my medical staff, especially the nurses. Y’all are the real MVPs.
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2 years
Let me get this straight - so Jermaine Burton plays football; a physically aggressive sport, taking hits every Saturday, but he struck a girl because he was concerned for his safety because the field was being rushed. The same field he’s casually taking time to walk off of Ok 👌🏻
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Courtney
7 years
Even Josh Dobbs knows what's up.
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Courtney
6 years
It’s really a shame that Pruitt not hiring an OC is hurting recruiting. A real damn shame. 😏
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5 years
Y’all please say a prayer for my mom. She left the gym earlier and had to pull into a parking lot bc she couldn’t breathe and had no idea where she was or how to get home. She’s currently in the ER having tests run, but early signs indicate possible stroke. I’ll update as I can.
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5 years
Whether we beat anyone or not, whether you like JG or not, whether you’re a Pruitt fan or not, can’t we just be happy for a team that worked their ass off to get to a bowl? Y’all are exhausting with the piss & vinegar all the time. Damn.
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Courtney
6 years
Mullen’s dumbass out there looking like Gilligan.
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5 years
No one. Not a single person. Literally not one soul at all. Georgia fans:
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6 years
After watching Pruitt’s post game presser and seeing his emotions, if you still question his commitment and investment in Tennessee, then idk what more to do for you.
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5 years
The petty I aspire to be
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5 years
Fuck Kentucky and their fake ass checkerboards.
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5 years
🎶 Mamaaaaa, just killed a man 🎶
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Courtney
6 years
Why do we have to do any gimmicks for Florida? How bout this instead. How bout they get the middle finger from 102,455 and 115 decibels why we punch these losers and their mamas in the mouth and call it a day. FUCK FLORIDA.
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Courtney
7 years
"I don't care if you like cornbread, if you're signing autographs or not at the spring game, I don't care what color socks you're wearing, I want to see Tennessee great again. That's it." @SwainEvent laying down that truth on a Friday. Don't hurt em, Swain! ♥️🍊Mercy.
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7 years
Ohio State lost two big games this year with Bama only losing one, but Ohio State fans are losing their minds because they aren't in the playoffs. But Tennessee's fan base is "delusional." Okay. 👌🏻🙄
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4 years
Peyton the mfing goat Manning >>>>
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2 years
I was not kidding when I said Pittsburgh fans were MAD and salty af on Saturday
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Courtney
4 years
Does $600 even cover groceries for a family of 5 for a month? Congress out here acting like they really did something. Fuck them all.
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6 years
@SwainEvent @NBCNews @Charlie_Burris @benmckee14 I’m in tears because that’s just sheer love for your neighbor. Simple love.
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5 years
*Shakira and JLo shaking their asses all over the halftime show* Horny mfs on the tl now:
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5 years
Tennessee has been engrained in me from the day I was born. I’ve tried to stay positive about this football program and have been supportive for so long, but I just can’t anymore. Those are words I never thought I’d ever hear myself say.
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5 years
The clitoris has 8,000+ nerve endings and still isn’t as sensitive as some of these Vol Twitter men still in their feels about Rick Barnes.
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7 years
I'm a Tennessee fan. I cheer for & support UT. My loyalties are always with The University of Tennessee... NOT. 👏🏻THE. 👏🏻 SEC. 👏🏻 It'll be a cold day in fucking hell before you EVER see me supporting SEC over UT. And while I hate OU, w/my whole ♥️ I say FUCK GEORGIA.
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6 years
So many jokes flying on here today about Urban Meyer. As a victim of domestic abuse, let me state very clearly how unfunny this whole situation is. Some things are bigger than football. Some of y’all would do well to learn that.
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5 years
It’s here. It’s finally here. Wake up, Vol Nation! IT’S FOOTBALL TIME IN TENNESSEE!!! #GBO 🧡🍊
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Courtney
2 years
No matter what happens the rest of the season, this team will always have a special place in my heart. They brought this program back to life. Truly something extraordinary.
@Vol_Football
Tennessee Football
2 years
Total 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠 victory #GBO
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5 years
Fuck SEC pride and fuck Vanderbilt.
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6 years
How do I get a job where if I threaten to leave, restaurants and pizza chains will offer to give me free food for life? Where do I get one of those gigs?
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Courtney
6 years
Idk who works in the social media department for @Vol_Hoops but mercy. They deserve awards, raises, and lifetime job security for the content they've published for this season. 🧡
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Courtney
7 years
Look at these pics of Neyland from the 70's I found today. 💕. For 40+ years, my grandparents held season tickets and traveled to every game from Nashville. This game we beat Florida 31-7. Oh, the glory days!
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5 years
But then wanted to back peddle and say, “I can’t tell you what it was”. Nahhhhh Geno. If you want to try to spill the tea, say it with your chest out, you little bitch.
@SNYtv
SNY
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Geno Auriemma has strong words for the women's basketball program at Tennessee following the transfer denial of Evina Westbrook: "If you knew what the environment was...you would not want your kid in that environment"
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2 years
Love seeing so much orange this morning all over Pittsburgh. Vols fans are hands down the best. 🧡🤍
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5 years
I never - and I mean EVER - again want to hear a single Georgia fan give a Tennessee fan shit for saying, “It’s our year”.
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5 years
Not just plain cornbread. This jalapeño cornbread right here. Let’s GOOOOO
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5 years
What is Roll Tide?
@EndlessJeopardy
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Tennessee fans have endured the most gut-wrenching 10+ years of their lives with their program & have never once wanted to leave the SEC. Auburn fans in one season don't get COY & POY awards & they want to leave the SEC like a bunch of crying bitches.
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5 years
Me watching twitter legit fight over some damn chicken sandwiches
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7 years
Fulmer walked right into Alabama territory giving zero fucks and straight took a coach. Let that marinade for a minute. And that's why he's known as the Battle Captain. Let's ride.
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5 years
If I had a penis, I’d have the biggest boner known to man.
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A thing of beauty.
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I don’t really care what you believe politically. Right now, everyone should be thinking of, and praying for, our military. These men and women willingly signed up to do what most of us don’t want to do. It’s easy to advocate for war behind the comfort of your keyboard.
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6 years
Michael: “How’s Tennessee’s coaching search going?” Me:
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5 years
I’m over the narrative that you’re a fake fan if you don’t happily just eat a 1-3 season w/a smile and say “thank you sir may I have another”. Fuck that. I may not be giving my all on the field, but I have w/my time & $$ for 30+ yrs. I’ll feel however the fuck I want to feel.
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6 years
Do we fucking care?
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Do men find women who swear unattractive?
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… People actually upset and complaining about Kamara being on the Jumbotron … Y’all are some miserable ass individuals.
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@Vol_Football
Tennessee Football
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🚨𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐎𝐔𝐓🚨 Next week's @SEC opener against Florida is officially sold out! #GBO 🍊
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6 years
UGA fans can front all they want that their program isn’t having issues & that everything is fine, but listen. As a Tennessee fan, I can tell you that I see allllll the signs of brewing storms coming y’all’s way, but sure. Keep living in denial. Either way, I’m gonna laugh 🤣🤣🤣
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6 years
You played Charleston Southern.
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5 years
Are you still sucking Butch Jone’s dick?
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Matt Hayes
5 years
OK Twitter family, hit me with your #CFB questions while I wait for this flight delay that will get me home at 4 am.
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5 years
My drunk ass trying to go up the south side ramps to my seats in Neyland Stadium
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6 years
Dude behind me at the bar was talking so much shit about Tennessee. I turned around and told him if he didn’t stfu, I was going to kick him in his pussy. He just gave me a blank look, so I had to finish him off with the @eab_41 and tell him to SUCK MY DICK. He left. Lmaooooo
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6 years
Ohio State fans who are so quick to tell me, “Innocent until proven guilty” & “Wait for the facts to come out” before you choose to not believe Urban Meyer are the same ones who don’t wait for all the facts to call the victim, Courtney, a liar. Y’all are straight trash.
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5 years
Me on Saturday night: “I’m done. I’ve had it. I’m out.” Me this afternoon after hearing Jennings comments on Saturday
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6 years
These dumbass Alabama fans out here yelling #FireSaban like they haven’t been dominate for over a decade 😂😂😂 I’m here for the Bubba Gump meltdowns today 🤣🤣
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6 years
Fuck David Pollack. Next...
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2 years
We are going to be 8-0 after this game. Is this real life?!
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5 years
I take back every shitty thing I’ve ever said about you. Much respect. 🧡
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Vol football has had a hard decade, it’s true. But if listening to the #JohnWard tribute doesn’t remind you why you love UT, why you support UT, why you bleed orange and white, or get you excited for UT’s future, idk what to tell you. My goodness the tears won’t stop. 🧡🍊
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5 years
Me every time JG gets ready to throw: “Dont be high, don’t be high, don’t be high” JG’s throw:
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5 years
My heart is exploding. I love this picture so much 🧡🧡
@PrayersforAJ
⚓️Prayers4AJCucksey⚓️
5 years
Always good to see @josh_dobbs1 . Thank you @MrPrimetime4 of the @Titans for the sideline passes!! #GoSteelers #TitanUp
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7 years
We are a family. We will cut each other to the core and that's okay, but let someone from the outside do that shit? Nah.
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Blackniss Everdeen™
7 years
Vol Twitter coming together to defend @SwainEvent yesterday
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Dee Beckwith when Florida handed him that offer
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5 years
MY MUTHA FUCKIN COACH.
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6 years
Only 3 more Saturdays, Vols 🍊🧡🍊 (‘Scuse my screeching. I was a tad bit lit 😂)
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6 years
When I found out I was pregnant, I dreamed of the days I could share UT football w/my child & teach them the ways of hatred for all things Florida. So it’s only fitting that 7yrs later, my daughter is gleefully singing “Screw Florida” on the way to school & I couldn’t be prouder.
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6 years
If this doesn’t get you in your feels in some kind of way, then I honestly don’t know if we can continue our association. (And yes, that’s me yelling like a mutha fucking banshee BECAUSE VOLS. 🍊🧡)
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6 years
🗣 FUCK KENTUCKY AND THEIR FAKE ASS CHECKERBOARDS.
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5 years
One last wear for his last game. Jauan Jennings forever. 🧡
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6 years
I hope her lawyer can get her off. (I’ll see myself out now...)
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5 years
Just yelled “Go Vols!” to a couple wearing Tennessee gear here in Vegas and they just looked at me like I have four heads. The self-proclaimed “best fan base in CFB” is the fucking worst.
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6 years
National media: Tennessee is the worst university ever. Their leaders are a joke and their fans are the biggest embarrassment to the establishment and the game. The Ohio State University: Hold my beer...
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6 years
Why do I love seeing LSU take this L, you ask?
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5 years
Inject this into my veins forever
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6 years
Vandy fans.
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6 years
To the mom who feels like they’re barely hanging on, who is overwhelmed, exhausted & feels lonely - you’re not alone. You are however, amazing, strong & capable. Hang on a little tighter, and know you are one bad ass woman making a difference in this world. Your life matters. 💛
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