PHX friends! Iโm on a mission to find Suns shirts for some 2nd grade fans who told me they canโt afford Suns merch for spirit week.
If youโre in phx and you happen to be at a Goodwill, pls look in the kids section and pick up any Suns shirts you see! Iโll pay you back!!
The Dave Portnoy story on Business Insider is exactly the kind of story that absolutely cannot hide behind a paywall.
Blocking access to valuable information about predatory and violent millionaires is not what we need.
Iโm a member, if you want screenshots, reach out.
Had an incredible time at the Suns game tonight, primarily because I filmed Dario Saric so much that heโs terrified of me now.
Every time he got up during timeouts, he glanced around in fear looking for me. I wish I was kidding. Iโm sorry, Dario.
#FreeDario
When I was 16 I met a kid in North Carolina (who did NOT know where I was from) and out of nowhere he said โoh my god your Arizona accent is so strong๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ
6 years later this still keeps me up at night. What the hell was he talking about? What accent? Howโd he know?
Perhaps todayโs gas prices are an indication that walkable cities, scaled for humans rather than cars, are better.
High gas prices are frustrating and unfair, but whatโs more frustrating and unfair is the fact that cars are a NECESSITY in places like Phoenix
PHX friends! Iโm on a mission to find Suns shirts for some 2nd grade fans who told me they canโt afford Suns merch for spirit week.
If youโre in phx and you happen to be at a Goodwill, pls look in the kids section and pick up any Suns shirts you see! Iโll pay you back!!
Being 20 and a journalist is so weird because one second youโre photoshopping your friends onto fruits and the next second, youโre receiving calls from Raรบl Grijalva
A second grade boy called another second grade boy cute today. The boy said โI donโt like boys but thanksโ and then they started chasing a beetle together as if nothing happened.
No weirdness. No tension. Just vibes. Second graders rule.
Well, this is as good of an announcement as any.
Some โจ๐personal news,โพ๏ธโจ Iโm helping
@DowntownDevil
launch a SPORTS SECTION!
Enjoy the scary self timer photo with my roommate & the horrible meme.
Sports journalists, letโs do this!
Wore a Suns shirt to work on Friday and a bunch of kids asked if I knew Devin Booker so I said yes (for fun)
Long story short, that was a bad idea and they want to know if you can come play with them at recess on Monday? Lmk!
@DevinBook
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Hill Iโll die on: Prioritizing neutrality as an industry standard is dumb & ignorant!
Murrow basically invented ratios dragging McCarthy on air, and Cronkite straight up told Lyndon B. Johnson to get out of Vietnam.
Good journalists arenโt neutral, theyโre just right about shit
Cronkite: Purge your social media of all political biases or you will never be hired anywhere and you will be miserable and sad forever
Also Cronkite: Our new dean tweeted something slightly controversial about people rioting once? Damn, thatโs crazy. Who knew!
One thing about young kids is that theyโre not terminally online yet so theyโre super, super behind on meme culture. This was a very big deal today.
Cosplaying as an out-of-touch millennial is the key to both journalism Twitter AND elementary education
โWhy arenโt US news outlets covering thisโ bro they are, youโre just consuming your news exclusively through tik tok so you havenโt seen it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cannot believe I used to find elections exciting and fun
Now itโs like โthe results of today will determine how quickly I need to leave my home stateโ
One of the 5th graders broke up with a 4th grader this morning by giving her a note at recess that said his rizz was โtoo Wโ and he has a new girlfriend so he canโt date her anymore
The NFL and its fans are notoriously hostile to women.
The overwhelmingly negative response to Taylor Swift POSSIBLY(!!) performing at the Super Bowl is just affirming what most women already feel: Men donโt want women to feel welcome as fans or viewers.
Too many unwanted, shitty takes rn
Someone is hurt, we do not need to hear ur thoughts on vaccines, football ethics, players unions or script-writing conspiracies. Log off!!!
Big news! As of today I am no longer working three jobs on top of school and an internship!
I am now only working two jobs on top of school and an internship!
#W
Hey! When you cover stories about sexual assault of minors, itโs never okay to use purity-based language!
Young girls are not โstripped of their innocence,โ they are violently assaulted, and itโs a VERY important difference !!!!!
Dear State Press,
I had a rat-centric dream last night. I blame the State Press-induced rat dialogue entirely, and believe I should be entitled to financial compensation.
Sincerely,
Tired ratpo resident
โStudents with unreliable internet connections have sometimes had trouble submitting their assignments on time and have received zeroesโ is an actual quote from a syllabus
That is not a flex that is one of the most fucked up policies Iโve heard in my life lmfao
A friend of mine canโt go on birth control bc she has migraines and docs said itโd lead to a stroke. Iโve gone 10+ months without a period before bc of an irregular cycle.
This stuff is so much more complicated than โjust use birth controlโ and โpay attention to late periods.โ