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@cmcandthings
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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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god is real and he is korean
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Y'all, I can't believe it. It's happening.
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same actually
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Unironically thinking about making a minecraft let’s play series on youtube
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been thinking about learning to play league so i can pick up hot women
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if i saw this in public i would lose my mind
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MY ENTIRE YOUTUBE GREW HERE. EVERYTHING ABOUT ME GREW HERE. GOODBYE ROOM. I’LL MISS YOU
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btw please stop attacking kate in her chat. just makes me feel worse than I already do
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Got something to tell me? I’m all ears!
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Morning Rain Walk :)
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why did no one tell me
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ninja youtooz but with pokimane youtooz ass
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Why won’t James Charles follow me. I need his Gay Ass
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callmecarson youtooz but with pokimane youtooz ass
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can’t tell who is minecraft Ninja technoblade or dream who is awesomer 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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missing this rn 😔
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just accidentally spent $35. I don’t know what happened
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:(
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2020 is the ultimate stuck porn because we can’t escape and we can’t stop getting absolutely fucked
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omg we take the same antidepressants?? We have so much in common 😍😍😍
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had a dream i was filming a video with friends and they put a giant pumpkin in the back of my pants so that it looked like i had a huge ass
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NOOOO MONKEY!!!!!
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thinking about them....
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guys I have diarrhea :(
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if you’re a stan that’s actually gotten angry at me in the last 2 days, unfollow me if you’re someone seeking stans and attacking these people, unfollow me the way you act online is unhealthy and I only want the people in the community who know how to support right
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this gay ass is really subtweeting me
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if you like women, you’re a simp. Sorry Losers!
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WHAT IS IT LIKE HAVING YOUNGER SIBLINGS
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Gongaga
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Can someone make one of these for me
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y’all crazy. Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes! I hope you all having a great day too!
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LET'S FUUUUUUUUCKIIING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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This is an awesome meme about all the women that want me
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What
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“are you seriously still blocking people?”
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The army grows
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“My life is a movie” Yeah bro, Stuart Little LMAOOO
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my life is a movie
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at least i have the duolingo bird
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dude perfect but they see how far they can pee
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controversial take but here goes nothing dream smp > smp live
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i sleep
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retweet this
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went to critikal’s stream and he called me “big guy” and I realized I’m like the nephew of twitch
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normalize grappling hooks in video games normalize grappling hooks in video games normalize grappling hooks in video games normalize grappling hooks in video games
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ok now what if I had a platinum blonde streak in my hair is that cool or is that lame
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Me? Carson
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For anyone still worrying about me, don’t, I’ll be fine
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removed toilets in michigan can’t shit in detroit
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schlatt and ted really be dropping cinematic masterpieces as videos huh
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I’ve been so selfish through everything. My goal now is to just do my job so I can help people who need it, because I’m in a position to do so. Sorry to everyone I haven’t been good enough for or helped enough, I’m going to be better.
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Gone, reduced to atoms
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Day 1 - Super excited to see where this goes! :)
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first youtuber to get a normal sleep schedule wins $1000 challenge
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Toad from mario should be dead
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Why do these women keep getting stuck in washing machines
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to the fan who I saw at the random rest stop in the mojave desert that gave me a thumbs up, hello! 👋
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it’s still so funny to me seeing my dumb ass on these thumbnails for drama videos next to real youtubers like KSI
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it’s settled, I will be doing this
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what’s your favorite callmecarson moment?
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Why’s this lake look like one of your beaches @WilburSoot @tommyinnit
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where did the band kid thing even start
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me looking at your stupid tweet:
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“I love 100 gecs, it just scratches my brain the right way”
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s gay m
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just finished toradora and watched golden time earlier this week. Currently Pogging. They call me Mr. Romance Anime.
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tired of all the women following this account, want some men on here so I can talk about football & hunting 😔
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fuck kinda name is schatt & co??
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Hey! Reply with in-depth information about something you’re passionate about! Gush about it! I wanna learn 🤓
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i wonder what life as a married youtuber is like
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I hate gamers. I know it’s gamer pride month but it had to be said.
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there is nothing wrong with quote retweeting art
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. @schlatt @jawshalt1 look out boys, I I’m about to get way ahead
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damn we haven’t unlocked that stage yet
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How weird does the Sears Tower look without power?!
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i kid you not, schlatt with a wig was in my dream the other night
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what if I just did a whole month where I did nothing but weird ass collabs
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Btw it’s completely okay to call my art shit! I don’t want to get exclusively gassed up and I’m open to criticism! I’m doing it for fun but I’m keeping an open mind :)
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why did the grape need surgery
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just woke up from a dream about doing a minecraft charity stream 🤔
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Me? Obama
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To the guy who I got pissy with on stream today for making a joke, i’m sorry
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do Transformers piss
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Bro 2017 carson had STYLE wtf
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Toriel gets what she fucking deserves on the genocide route
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I really love Schlatt’s side channel theweeklyslap a lot because it shows off a more real side of him alongside being a really cool passion project That’s why I have The Official Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Youtube Channel
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y’all give me anime recommendations please
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btw any mutuals or anyone I know I guess - don’t be afraid to shoot me a dm if you have any questions or anything. I’ve been pretty terrible at getting to DM’s but I don’t want anyone to be afraid to message me or something because OOO BIG FOLLOWER COUNT SCARY lol
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thank you i can’t believe i am nfl
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if i had a theme song what would it be
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do you think doc knows why doc was banned
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What do you guys use as an emotional outlet? I find myself texting friends about my feelings at 5 in the morning about things they have no reason to care about and I’m open to ideas! 👀
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REPLY WITH YOUR GAMING SETUPS! I will be rating them on stream on Thursday!
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my current plan is to finish breath of the wild and then do a minecraft hardcore let’s play. What should I do after that? 😳
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i will never have an original thought in my life
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