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lauren🩸iwtv era

@clumsynotclever

1 year

making a lil thread of my edits so i have them all organized in one place 🧵

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lauren🩸iwtv era

@clumsynotclever

1 month

HE’S BACK 😭😭😭

lauren🩸iwtv era

@clumsynotclever

1 month

my dad walked in my room while i had iwtv on and it was the scene where louis is drinking from armand at the table… he proceeded to do that “dad standing to watch tv” pose and ended up staying for 20 mins of the episode

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@clumsynotclever

29 days

may i humbly offer up armand the borzoi

Haywee 🧚🏻‍♀️

@backwardsuwu

30 days

Sure, Daniel is a German Sheppard. What are the other characters though?

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10 days

this whole headline feels very ebogo coded

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@clumsynotclever

2 months

rekha sharma… save us rekha sharma…

violet 💜💫

@lesbians4armand

2 months

i want them to have alice show up in s3 and for her to be a desi woman who looks more than coincidentally like armand.

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@clumsynotclever

20 days

CONSIDER IT DONE (ft a bonus ending)

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21 days

can someone edit like. careless whisper or po/rno music over that video of armandiel eyefucking while louis talks about 1940s paris

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@clumsynotclever

2 months

a bright young reporter with a point of view

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2 months

armand speech bubble

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@clumsynotclever

2 months

watching interview with the vampire as the good lord intended… on the animal crossing switch

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@clumsynotclever

25 days

the fanged smile and complete look of joy… if my heart wasn’t fluttering before it sure is now

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@clumsynotclever

1 month

my dad walked in my room while i had iwtv on and it was the scene where louis is drinking from armand at the table… he proceeded to do that “dad standing to watch tv” pose and ended up staying for 20 mins of the episode

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@clumsynotclever

24 days

THE EXPOSED NECK… i just know the urge to chomp on daniel was kicking armand’s ass

Devil’s Minion fart sniffer

@chiltonism

24 days

Fake Rashid did allat. Put a blanket over him… positioned his head on the backrest… Yeah they want me dead.

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lauren🩸iwtv era

@clumsynotclever

14 days

it’s so funny how armand suggests the whole plan to reduce that old man back into the boy “who fumbled over his tape recording device” in san francisco only for him to fold like a lawn chair the moment daniel’s on the verge of tears

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@clumsynotclever

1 month

the way this scene from 1x05 is framed and the choice to have armand maintain eye contact with daniel during such an intimate act always reminds me of this loustat moment from 1x01

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@clumsynotclever

2 months

the moment armand finally met his other half after 500+ years of walking this earth desperate for love and he didn’t even realize it yet

lara

@belovedarmand

2 months

YEAH.

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1 month

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@clumsynotclever

2 months

armand stopping himself from saying more in the first interview in the 70s (bc it would’ve proved that daniel is good at getting people to open up) vs present-day armand divulging his whole lestat backstory the moment him and daniel are alone in a room… many thoughts

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@clumsynotclever

1 year

// #GenV spoilers only three episodes deep into the series and i’m already OBSESSED with jordan li

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@clumsynotclever

3 months

thinking thoughts about the “is that what makes you fascinating” scene and how armand lists out elements that are all present in him as well

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@clumsynotclever

24 days

between the memory of armand being triggered just as louis asks “what did she say when you finally asked her to marry you” and armand shifting in his seat before offering daniel some words of comfort, i’m ready to cough up blood

lara

@belovedarmand

25 days

dm nation's biggest WHICH COULD MEAN NOTHING....

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@clumsynotclever

2 months

in light of every interaction between armand and daniel already being devil’s minion i had to bring this particular scene and its loaded dialogue back to the tl’s attention 🙂‍↕️

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@clumsynotclever

1 month

devil’s minion except armand is letting blood pour out of his own wrist into daniel’s mouth

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@clumsynotclever

2 months

assad saying that we’re gonna see a more chaotic armand who’s acting on impulse which he rarely does… i said oh i’m sure

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@clumsynotclever

2 years

them in that order

Big Dumb Manslut 🦮

@sodomylover

2 years

The three genders are literally princess, slut, loser

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lauren🩸iwtv era

@clumsynotclever

2 months

the sluttiest thing a man could possibly do is offer to give the person who’s interrogating and torturing him a bj right then and there like daniel molloy you truly ARE fascinating

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lauren🩸iwtv era

@clumsynotclever

3 months

// #theboys spoilers “i did everything for you, and you looked through me like i wasn’t even there” and the fact that hugh ended up being able to phase through solid matter gives credence to the theory that sometimes powers manifest based around subconscious feelings and desires

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@clumsynotclever

2 years

i just realized i can watch hannibal from my switch 💀

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@clumsynotclever

1 month

not an ounce of shame in that old man’s body

Devil’s Minion fart sniffer

@chiltonism

1 month

I’ve watched this clip so many times I even went frame by frame on Daniel’s eye movement and he’s actually not looking at Armand’s hand he was checking out Armand himself. What is wrong with him. In front of the husband. WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM

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@clumsynotclever

1 year

the crazed look in jordan’s eyes as they cornered rufus and were about to go berserk on him told me everything i need to know 😭

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@mariesmoreaus

1 year

we joke about jordan not playing about marie but the day she gets seriously hurt is gonna be crazy like they really might kill somebody for her 😭 #genv

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@clumsynotclever

11 months

jordan always being pulled into marie’s orbit is something that can be so dear to me

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lauren🩸iwtv era

@clumsynotclever

13 days

bringing this absolute gem back to the timeline

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@clumsynotclever

1 month

there’s this top tier armand fidgeting scene in 2x05 where him and louis are going down memory lane meanwhile he’s rubbing his fingers together so intensely that even daniel notices

armandtism creature

@armandtism

1 month

can we introduce armand to fidget toys

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lauren🩸iwtv era

@clumsynotclever

11 months

i had to pause and rewind this scene a concerning amount of times like the softness of their gazes and jordan’s hands gently cradling marie’s face had me spiraling

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@clumsynotclever

1 year

#JORDANLI : nobody’s son, nobody’s daughter #genv

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@clumsynotclever

4 months

live footage of me pretending i don’t care about episode 5 of iwtv so the link drops quicker

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@clumsynotclever

1 month

the kind of side profile that would’ve brought a renaissance sculptor straight to their knees

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@clumsynotclever

1 month

no matter how much time passes this assad quote always looms over me like a shadow

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@clumsynotclever

12 days

the context for those who are wondering

lauren🩸iwtv era

@clumsynotclever

13 days

bringing this absolute gem back to the timeline

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lauren🩸iwtv era

@clumsynotclever

2 months

daniel just put a screen time limit on his ipad

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@twinp3ak

2 months

what’s wrong with this guy

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lauren🩸iwtv era

@clumsynotclever

2 months

there’s something about armand so casually introducing himself to daniel (and even mentioning where they had met previously) before descending into days of psychosexual torture that makes me laugh every time

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lauren🩸iwtv era

@clumsynotclever

1 month

inconsolable over them bc this reminds me of that one quote “i wish we could’ve met as kids, you would’ve loved the softer me”

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@tarraerae

1 month

that one tweet about baby loustat

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@clumsynotclever

1 month

Yuu@home

@yuulinshi

1 month

You cannot save her. She will always die. You cannot save her. She will always die. You cannot save her. She will always die. You cannot save her. She will always die, but i have to try.

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@clumsynotclever

2 months

jacob basil anderson how does it feel to be the actual physical embodiment of sunshine

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@clumsynotclever

2 months

their love language is annoyance and verbally sparring one another as a form of foreplay

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lauren🩸iwtv era

@clumsynotclever

2 months

i’m just imagining daniel being passed around like a narrative blunt next season… interviewing a sopping wet cat of a man dressed in glam rock with a little side plot of trying to hunt down his maker who has abandonment issues… all while being besties with louis mmm good food

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lauren🩸iwtv era

@clumsynotclever

2 years

Now that Alador’s in his divorce era it’s time for him and Darius to interact and get back together 👀 #Aladarius #TOHSPOILERS

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lauren🩸iwtv era

@clumsynotclever

1 year

cannot stop thinking about how jordan doesn’t even think twice when it comes to marie’s safety like they’ll run headfirst into danger if it means no harm comes to her

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lauren🩸iwtv era

@clumsynotclever

2 months

how it feels to scroll down the tl and be hit with new pictures of assad zaman at every turn

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@clumsynotclever

3 months

// #iwtvspoilers madeleine and claudia clutching onto one another like lifelines as sunlight floods over them… claudia looking death in the face knowing she WAS put first for once… her painful cry as madeleine turns to ash in her arms

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@clumsynotclever

25 days

#ARMANDSTAT : boyish

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@clumsynotclever

1 year

// #GOS2Spoilers the fact that they were together at the dawn of creation and had just met each other yet aziraphale was already looking at crowley so tenderly and showing concern for him has me crying like he was down HORRENDOUS

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@clumsynotclever

2 years

i identify a lot with stede bonnet because i too offer others unsolicited emotional advice that i myself never listen to

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@clumsynotclever

2 months

every time i’m reminded that armand’s only fledgling ended up with his eye color i do little backflips in my mind like imagine the inner turmoil of looking at the one person whose piercing gaze you sought to escape and now seeing your own eyes reflected back at you

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@clumsynotclever

1 year

i think about this hannibal tumblr post often

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@clumsynotclever

2 months

#LDPDL : i know it’s over

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@clumsynotclever

2 months

#DEVILSMINION : be like deceit

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@clumsynotclever

11 months

i’m contractually obligated to retweet this scene each time i come across it on my tl

gigi

@sapphosz

11 months

height!! difference!!

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@clumsynotclever

19 days

THE TONGUE like sir can i be your prey next

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@clumsynotclever

1 month

young dogboy molloy with his sleep paralysis demon owner (armand) in the background

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@clumsynotclever

1 month

armand speaks over his companion more than once, has tunnel vision for daniel the whole scene, and takes it so personally like no one said you owe him anything CALM YOURSELF

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@millyxando

1 month

insane words to a random journalist you met 50 years ago and has no past with them whatsoever

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@clumsynotclever

11 months

don’t talk to me or my boyfriend girlfriend themfriend EVER AGAIN

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@clumsynotclever

2 months

no string of words will ever be able to accurately describe just how down bad i am for this man

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@clumsynotclever

1 month

daniel making that same hissing sort of face that louis made all those years ago but louis’ the one laughing with joy this time around

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@waynesbats

1 month

girl (me) who does care about daniel getting to show louis his fangs in reverse now

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@clumsynotclever

2 months

every time i read “couldn’t get out the door without lobbing one more bomb” it feels like a swift kick in the gut like please tell me more about the last time he lobbed a bomb at you before leaving armand… go into detail about what you know of his nature…

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@clumsynotclever

2 months

first date, i throw you around the room with my telekinesis like a rag doll. second date, i stalk you from the shadows, build a life with you, then erase your memories of it all. third date—

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@clumsynotclever

23 days

no that was ASTUTE boy

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@clumsynotclever

1 year

VOTE FOR MADS

grant

@dilfscentral

1 year

who's the better man?

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@clumsynotclever

28 days

@backwardsuwu “HE’S DATING WHO” starts trending on twitter and that’s how his daughters find out

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@clumsynotclever

1 month

the bit about armand's theme being hard to pin down bc he's a shapeshifter reminds me of the interview where assad talks about his accent being chameleon-like and how we haven't even "heard a true voice for armand yet"

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@clumsynotclever

2 years

they’re just innocent babygirls

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@clumsynotclever

3 months

// #theboys spoilers there’s something about mm once again being the voice of reason and trying to calm down a-train that soothes my soul like get this man on gen v so he can be a mentor for marie next

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@clumsynotclever

2 months

thinking about past dm and midnight mass… what if the one you loved a lifetime ago was older now and had a degenerative disease… what if the “i’d rather die than see you die” of it all led you to make a drastic choice… and what if you had another chance to get it right

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@clumsynotclever

2 months

armand trying to put so much distance between him and the one person who sees right through the cracks in his mask… calling him insignificant and never using his first name, only referring to daniel as mr molloy… just for them to end up tied through an inseverable bond

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@clumsynotclever

3 months

devastated that danlou are parting ways but thrilled at the implication that daniel is gonna be left alone in the dubai penthouse with armand

lover

@bleueleila

3 months

no no no no no don't leave me guys pls don't leave each other as well i can't survive this i hate saying goodbye

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@clumsynotclever

2 months

armand being vehemently against making a fledgling, an act that can be given but never taken back, yet choosing to make daniel his one and only… and although we may not know the circumstances of what went down between them, louis’ words echo in the back of my mind

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@clumsynotclever

1 year

this one has to be my favorite 😭

✨ daisy 🌙

@beesieskneesies

1 year

GUYS I found this website with high res Hannibal behind-the-scene photos I’ve never seen some of these before…

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@clumsynotclever

2 months

the whole concept of armand as “a child pretending to be a grownup” is even reflected in some of the oversized outfit choices he wears, which swallow up his body and make him come across as much more unassuming

loveday ⭐️‼️

@femdulac

2 months

group suicide??

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@clumsynotclever

2 years

“mads mikkelsen isn’t even attractive”

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@clumsynotclever

2 months

i just know armand was fighting for his life in the ticketmaster queues once lestat’s tour was announced and nearly blew up his ipad when it said 2000+ people were ahead of him

alex🦇

@armandvampyr

2 months

“listening to the double album as well, on repeat. seeing if there’s a song about him” assad 😭

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@clumsynotclever

1 month

self-indulgently imagining a world in which armand has the reflective eyes that vampires in midnight mass have at night, making him even more feline-like than he already is

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@clumsynotclever

2 months

assad going off on a tangent about devil’s minion role-play for the sake of getting into character before reeling himself back in like he truly knows what the people want

lara

@belovedarmand

2 months

HE WANTED THAT COOKIE SO BAD IM CRYING

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@clumsynotclever

3 years

One of my birthday presents from my parents 😹

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@clumsynotclever

3 years

@_AlexHirsch #NewDeal4Animation

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@clumsynotclever

1 month

i feel devil’s minion in this chili’s tonight

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@clumsynotclever

19 days

i just think daniel molloy being covered in vampire bite marks that trail up his thighs and chest would do a lot for my mental health

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@clumsynotclever

2 months

“and the ones i did on my own were to protect me from you” protection from the one man in the room whose perception you’re unable to control and who chips away at your mask with every passing day but sure yeah keep on telling yourself he’s just an insignificant mortal

milly’s jurídico assad zaman

@millyxando

2 months

hey guys do you remember when

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@clumsynotclever

3 months

there’s this other moment in the finale where armand says daniel “couldn’t get out the door without lobbing one more bomb” and there’s something so personal about the delivery coupled with him saying it’s in daniel’s nature that in my eyes just fans the flames of past dm

leia 🍉

@ineffablexhoe

3 months

"and what did she say when you asked her to marry you?" AND THE ARMAND FLASHBACK HITS EXACTLY IN THAT MOMENT????? AND THE CAMERA PANS TO PRESENT DAY ARMAND WHO LOOKS LIKE A SAD KICKED PUPPY??????? past dm happened it's canon it's more than canon at this point

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@clumsynotclever

2 years

manifesting #aladarius #toh 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 alador & darius 🕯 finally interact 🕯 in the present 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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@clumsynotclever

1 month

neck biting and thigh riding being talked about on the timeline right now pertaining to devil’s minion… now just sprinkle some edging in there and you’ve got yourself a deal

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@clumsynotclever

29 days

i need the 2x05 script in its entirety more than the air i breathe… or better yet a published book for each of the seasons and their scripts

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