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baji padi hai band heer ki, ab is band pe naache kon?

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@cloudwhine
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I should be paid to overthink at this point.
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1 year
WIN WIN WIN! As it should be.
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4 years
the sexual tension between me and stationery supplies.
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You can meet a boy who’s 35 and a man who’s 23. Read that again.
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1 year
That’s literally how you hold a vada pav.
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A heart from Rohit Sharma to the Mohali crowd.
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@cloudwhine
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2 years
Idk who needed this dopamine today but 15th August this year is on a Monday.
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1 year
Hit on like and see it changing! 🥹 #WWDC23
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2 years
This girl at work said “phone vibrator pe tha” instead of vibration.😭😭😭
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@cloudwhine
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4 years
i really wanna know what goes through the mind of a guy when he’s falling for a girl.
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4 years
“how old are you?” me :
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@cloudwhine
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6 months
Yes absolutely, I think y’all should get somebody who can change outfits according to the situation and occasion imo.
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@cloudwhine
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2 years
Crazy how me and my brother have the same parents but mine are strict and his are lenient.☺️
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@cloudwhine
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4 years
may 2021 bring you good sex, amazing orgasms and lots of love.🧿
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@cloudwhine
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2 years
Talk about pain.
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@cloudwhine
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3 years
Why am I such a “yaar usko bura lagega” type of person all the time?
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@cloudwhine
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4 years
DUDE WTF IS MAM?!! ITS MA’AM.
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@cloudwhine
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Waking up to rains is my favourite thing in the whole wide world.
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Do you ever just crave physical intimacy? Like not sex but just somebody who’d hold you close?
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4 years
you know it’s funny how women at this hour aren’t surprised with what’s been happening. we’re annoyed & disgusted, yes but can you see how objectification & rape culture is being normalised in such ways? we women have always been subjected to such fuckery, always. #boyslockerroom
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Imagine being a woman, degrading women for their personal preferences only to gain clout lmao.
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So wholesome.💗
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@cloudwhine
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4 years
the conversations you have w yourself in the shower > > >
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4 years
i have a genuine question. starbucks mein laptop kholke aur books le jaake zyada acchi padhai hoti hai kya?
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@cloudwhine
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2 years
I think losing attachment to someone who took you for granted is one of the most liberating feelings on this planet.
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@cloudwhine
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Just wanna look at somebody the way Richa Chaddha is looking at Ali Fazal.🥹❤️
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EVERY INDIAN WATCHING TODAYS MATCH, THIS IS US. THIS IS OUR WIN! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL GAME. Goosebumps. To our tricolour.🇮🇳 #AUSvsIND #TeamIndia
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Kept my overheating laptop on my stomach to ease my cramps. Felt nice.
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@cloudwhine
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2 years
Gehraiyaan is just a crossover between Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna and Crime Patrol made in 2022 with explicit content.
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@cloudwhine
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2 years
Been laughing at this resume I got for over 15 minutes now.😭😭😭
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@cloudwhine
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1 year
Just somewhere between Barbie and Oppenheimer. 🐰
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mood
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Okay my question is, HOW?
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Sucking her boobs while she gives you head>>>>>>>>
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It’s the boys who have their names starting with A or S; they ruin your life.
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The feminine urge to observe and overthink people’s behaviour through texts.
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Virat Kohli walking from right through the Virat Kohli Pavilion. We call it poetry.
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ok but what the fuck is this???????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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787899. If you know, you know.
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@cloudwhine
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do you always have your phone on silent mode even when nobody’s calling you or are you normal?
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Do you ever look at somebody and go like : 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋 PLS FUCK ME.
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@cloudwhine
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If you ever feel useless, always remember that Virat Kohli walks in for the match toss only to lose it every time.
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@cloudwhine
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brown parents don’t ask you if you’re in a relationship they just simply ask, “tera chakkar chal raha hai na?”
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3 years
Aadhe log denial mein hain aur baaki ke aadhe Canada mein.
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4 years
Okay but how didn’t anybody even think of quoting this? PURE MAGIC! 🥵✨
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Hitting the like button is fun.😌 #81921CB23227
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To all the people attending or hosting extravagant parties today, agle hafte covid resources ki stories mat daalna bas.
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im sorry but can somebody stop me from staring at @bajwasonam . im in awe.💗
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how old were you when you found out the real meaning of ishq ka rang safed?
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saturday media or something?
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all these talks about rain and it only reminds me of you. just you.
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Everything reminds me of him.🥺 PS : That is Vaseline’s hand cream.
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BJP losing in Bengal is good but TMC winning isn’t. Does it make sense?
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@meetski23 “Man rolling on the road in pain”. Beautiful.
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Kesariya is legit just mid. The hype is unnecessary.
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Um guys.🤤
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Firse Monday aagaya?
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Urgently need a plasma donor for a critical Covid-19 patient in New Delhi. Any leads would be appreciated. Your help would mean a lot!
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Y’ALL, I GOT MY MASTERS DEGREE TODAY.✨
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Me every morning, quite literally :
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they’re : they are we’re : we are i’m : so fkn done with 2020
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I CHANGED MY PHONE AND LOST MY 67 WORDLE STREAK BHENCHOD! 😭😭😭😭😭
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Tujhse toh dono hi nahi hoga iss zindagi mein.😂😂😂😂😂😂
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my therapist : me : do you think im annoying pls be honest
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Never have I ever played garba in my entire life.
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I WATCHED HOUSE OF SECRETS AND FUCK MY LIFE.
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My dear SRK, Life is a strange ride.
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@cloudwhine
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4 years
anxiety and overthinking ruin things. do you ever have the moment when your anxiety shoots up without any reason and you don’t really know what to do? here’s something for you.
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Why do people think that smoking is something to be very proud of? 😭
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I’m a simple girl; I send a risky text, put my phone on silent and keep it faaaaar away from me.
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I’ll wish you on your birthday if you’ve wished me on mine. Rules are rules.
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This is the end of an era.🥺
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your self respect needs to be stronger than the feelings you have for that person.
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So you’re saying that Alia will be working in a movie with two women who’ve dated her husband in the past? LMAOOO.😭
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GUESS WHO IS OFFICIALLY A MASTER’S GRADUATE! 💪🏻⚡️🥳
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Aryan and iPhone trending in india.😭😭😭😭
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She said YES! The date is set. They’d love you to be their guest. He stole her heart and now she decided to steal his last name. Here’s to love, laughter and happily ever after. Join them on the 15th May 2018. Make sure to carry a basket of love & good wishes.❤️ #KYYOnVoot
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Just a masked picture nobody asked for hehe.🥲
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✨🥹❤️
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This picture has legit made me speechless. Just look at these precious babies and their happiness. May god always, always protect their smiles, love and happiness.😭❤️ Must be such a proud moment for Anushka.🤧💘 #AUSvIND #IndianCricketTeam #TeamIndia #KingKohli #ViratKohli
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there’s something so attractive about the men who are into reading.
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@unknowshka Pharmacy hai iski apni lagta hai.
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What a beautiful lil baby.❤️🥺🧿
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Mood.
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This man makes sure to give me the best makeout seshs every single time and it’s just.😮‍💨😩🤤
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They asked her to look at the camera and smile. She chose to smile at the person who made her smile the most with her eyes shining and her heart fluttering.💘 #KYYOnVoot #PaNi @LaghateParth @niti_taylor
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Saw this on Reddit and.😭😭😭
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When there’s butter chicken with garlic naan for dinner :
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Product Idea : A water bottle with “pani ka kaam pani hi karta hai” printed on it.
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How to ruin your mood in 1 step : 1. Open your LinkedIn.
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I think there’s something wrong with my brain..
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Baked Almond cake for my boys who keep complaining that Mamma is not cooking anymore!
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@zarishghazal They wash their faces with dish washing liquid and still have clear skin.🤡
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KYY fandom is the biggest, the strongest and the most giving fandom ever. And we are proud of it. Through thick and thin, we are in it together.❤️ #KYYS4OnVoot #KYYOnVoot #KYYFandom
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SACHIN OXYGEN CYLINDERS LOCATION : NOIDA CONTACT : 9711732818 #verified
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It’s called Jatayu. Last seen during Ramayana.
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can we all form a talentless log gc please?
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‘Yo bro who got you crying like that’ my overthinking and over critical brain, bro.
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because some infinities are bigger than other infinities.✨ #DilBecharaTrailer
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Haan bhaiya, ek plate chilli chicken aur main course mein butter chicken le aana.😌
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For all the people who wanted to see the note. Here it is. Just received it. 🎀 HisHandwriting😍 HisAutograph❤️ http://t.co/14VZuUCK44
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