1950s guy who just had six martinis for lunch, getting back into his cadillac: i wonder what my bitch wife is making for dinner
housewife, completely zoomed out on lithium: [encasing a whole ham in jell-o]
i went on a first date with a cis woman with a low, husky voice. i complimented her on it cause i found it so attractive. she told me it dropped an octave when she tried testosterone for a month, just to see how it felt. i donโt think iโll ever meet anyone hotter than her
nasa employee: oh hey you guys are back early
astronaut: moonโs trans
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a syringe full of estradiol cypionate and getting back on the rocket-ship* moonโs trans
1950s guy who just had six martinis for lunch, getting back into his cadillac: i wonder what my bitch wife is making for dinner
housewife, completely zoomed out on lithium: [encasing a whole ham in jell-o]
we messed up limiting adoption to just parent / child relationships. if two trans women wanna be each otherโs sisters they should be allowed to make that legally binding
the online web of trans girls being so small and incestuous (no pun intended) makes me a little delusional. like, sheโs a minor celebrity and iโm just some rando, but at the same time iโm still like โyeah i think iโve got a shot with abigail thornโ
in retrospect, showing up to the sex club with my whole body covered, wearing multiple crosses, introducing myself as temperance, and not engaging with sex in any way was an insanely funny bit
@poppy_haze
i was in knowledge bowl in high school and i was observing a match sitting next to a cool kid who somehow also was in it. he leaned over and whispered the answer to the question was barbiturates, and i was like how do you know, and he was like i have some in my bag
bring back the days of โtrans women are women you can hit.โ it was so much less exhausting than โtrans women are men you can be misogynistic toโ
the best part about this discourse is nowhere in this screenshot is she being mean to him. everyone invented a mean trans woman out of whole cloth to get mad at
@audhandle
multiples of nine go hard too. if you add up all the numbers in it and it adds up to nine, itโs divisible by nine?? that sounds fake and yet!
if yr having sex with someone for the first time, and they tell you that they're not going to cum during, that is setting expectations NOT setting a challenge
@PoleTrixi
you know iโll say i donโt necessarily have a great idea what a service top is. my bare-bones understanding is that itโs someone who tops for the pleasure of their bottom. to me that leaves open the possibility of being either a dom or a sub