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@cloroxboss

7 months

Eating a fucking payday bar

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2 years

Rarely am I left speechless

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@bambooney @wockabucket Dudes be like “it’s a goated album bro it’s dedicated to his mom”

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2 years

Infinite BJ glitch: I would continuously give my kids food poisoning and then clean it up.

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@WestElmHitler Aww hell nah bro who let the half life 2 stalker out of the citadel 😩😳🤣

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2 years

I would smoke so fucking hard with them

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2 years

Fat chicks on tinder be like “you can’t handle me.” Hell yeah I can baby girl, I’m forklift certified 💯

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2 years

Me catching eyes with Amelia Earhart across the room of a Rainforest Cafe

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2 years

I cannot fucking believe it

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11 months

Letting autoimmune disorders obliterate my organs because the steroids gave me moon face

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Doctors who do this deserve jail time. I was put on steroids for FIVE years. I took myself off them against their insistence and it took me over a year to look semi-normal again. Avoid avoid avoid

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1 year

Scary stuff. Here’s a photo of one of the documents. Viewer discretion advised.

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1 year

BREAKING: Israel's Kan public broadcaster says it found document left behind by a Hamas fighter, which included a combat protocol to kill as many civilians as possible.

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2 years

Me: “nah I’m not autistic” Me the moment I discover something I like:

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1 year

How I be in the corner while my wife fucks another dude

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9 months

Tired of it all. Drinking a driving, goodbye world ✌🏼 😞

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2 years

When someone orders fajitas and them shits come out sizzling 🥵🔥🌶️

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1 year

What is the most “divorced dad” song you can think of?

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2 years

@JHGallant @freddiemos3s @CultureCrave @7NewsBrisbane Sorry about that Jack

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10 months

This new Viper song got a weird title

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2 years

Brandon offers you a blizzy. Do you accept?

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2 years

@PUSSIP0WER Ladies, give my man a chance

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2 years

Me laying in bed with my CPAP and adult diaper on at the ripe old age of 24

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1 year

You know what, fuck it

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2 years

This is fucking huge if true

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2 years

@kanyewest My uncle, double fisting with some swag. This is a hero of mine

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2 years

Posted 2 years ago. Biden now has Covid. Wally was trying to warn us. We didn’t listen.

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8 months

Travis Kelce

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This Chick-fil-A taste grrreat! had to get the waffle fries and 12-count with the fruit punch medium sized drink with no ice!

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2 years

Fuck you *consumes 39,960 calories of Pink Sauce in one sitting*

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4 years

@dolphin_dom Unsure if anyone said this but what about boysenberries

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2 years

It is with a heavy heart that I regret to announce the passing of Peter Griffin (Family Guy) from stage IV Congestive Heart Failure on the evening of July 31st, 2022.

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2 years

GAME DAY BABY

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2 years

Finally some good news

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2 years

If you still playing Wordle you an NPC

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2 years

This is what y’all jerkin it to

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2 years

@NickAdamsinUSA Hey Nick, it’s actually called a “BI” week, it is a woke NFL policy to make Mr. Cousins become Bisexual as part of the LGBTQ agenda. Can’t stand wokeness in sports!

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2 years

LMAO if you have pronouns in your bio I’m gonna refer to you by ‘em 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😆😆😆

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2 years

Holy crap is this real ????

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2 years

Me and ViagraPussy approaching our daddies Pisserdick and Garloid to see if we can have a sleepover (it’s not a school night and we finished our chores)

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3 years

Just a reminder that if Will Smith had a M32 Grenade Launcher and had shot it into the crowd for a joke Chris Rock made, the crowd could’ve easily been blown up by an M32 grenade, and they could have died of being blown up. Same with and M79 grenade launcher obviously #takeitback

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2 years

Watching the game the way it was meant to be experienced

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2 years

Ripley’s: I Believe She a Thot ‼️

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2 years

@realDonaldJTru_ “It’s the real trump”

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2 years

@VorosTwins @closetriff Da jettest life is gonna vinky you

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2 years

I’m sorry to break this to you all

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2 years

Wow… this one hurts. RIP Rob Schneider 😔 gone far too soon. 🪦💔

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2 years

@coldest_mfs @TheObamaman Raj will consider the apology

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2 years

I take this tweet back. Girls with pet rats are really interesting and in recent years I have found pet rats to be very cute. Sorry to anyone I had hurt with this tweet in the past. I am now a more thoughtful person and will try to continue to do better.

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7 years

Girls with pet rats really are on some weird shit yo

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2 years

@PukeBarfWhtever I wanted her so bad and nobody believed me

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2 years

I want god to deactivate me

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2 years

This moment still haunts me

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2 years

What did he mean by this?

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9 months

Real ones know this is the Family Video Obelisk.

SorryHat 𝕬𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝖆𝖙 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕷𝖆𝖜📓

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2 years

Meet me at the Dollar General Obelisk.

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2 years

Lord, forgive them, for they know not what they do.

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7 months

“Ass or boobs?” “Feet.”

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2 years

@Caulimovirus Me celebrating the testicular tumor that took away my ability to reproduce (it was a purposeful adaptation)

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9 months

Andrew Tate

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9 months

The CPR dummy of the future can piss blood #CES2024

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2 years

My mutuals have a similar Friday night feels

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2 years

This is a grown ass man

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10 months

“Ay where the hoes at” mf’rs when said hoes arrive

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1 year

I am going to ratio the governor of Kansas

Governor Laura Kelly

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1 year

Kansas stands with Israel. Statement from @KSAGOffice and me below:

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10 months

Gonna be devastating when it’s 170 dudes no one’s ever heard of

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10 months

Over 170 people with Jeffrey Epstein links likely to be named in court docs set to be unsealed in coming weeks

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2 years

Just realized I’m 25 and my frontal lobe is fully developed so this is really truly me dam that sucks

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2 years

Swiping on tinder with my CPAP on

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2 years

Every time one of my tweets gets less than 10 likes in 24 hours I delete it and etch a deep, vertical laceration into my forearm with an untangled paper clip 📎

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2 years

Going into surgery if I don’t wake up to this tweet having 69 retweets and 420 likes, I’m going to be a wee bit upset 👍🏼

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Being stabbed 26 times in the abdomen as a prank

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2 years

Sittin out here in my adult diaper, enjoying some of that “ZaZa” haha Little Thursday humor for all of yeah

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2 years

Don’t like this picture? I don’t care. I believe that love is love ❤️

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2 years

Wow. Fortnite really outdid themselves here with this Medley skin. Just look at those gorgeous feet and succulent piggies! This pic doesn’t do it justice. 🐷🦶🏻😋🤤