how the fuck could anyone do this to their pet SO DISGUSTING AND HEARTBREAKING, STOP leaving your pets inside ur car when it’s 100+ degrees outside imagine how hot it is INSIDE the car
my senior year of HS I told my mom the senior class was going on a trip to big bear for the weekend and I even made a fake flyer to prove it to her but in reality my bf and I were going to big bear and to this day she never found out..Im so bold
I’m not looking for love thru social media cause I know my future man is living in the woods in a cabin he built himself where he grows and hunts for his food and only uses a satellite phone to communicate w the outside world
the fact that men will literally go behind ur back and show interest in other girls while ur in a relationship instead of just ending the relationship w/ u and doing whatever they want without hurting u, just proves that men are the worst and don’t deserve rights❤️
when u forget to bring ur shampoo/conditioner so you have to use his 15 in 1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, face wash, toothpaste, body lotion, toilet cleaner, dish soap, laundry detergent, shoe cleaner
i believe in karma and i know that evil people who hurt others will get that shit back, whether it’s today or next month or in 6 months that shit will come back and bite you in the ass
if I was smart I would without a doubt be majoring in whatever it takes to be an astronaut but the universe knew I’d be too powerful so she only gave me the capacity of comprehending elementary math
i took a meteorology class in the fall and all we talked about is the San Andreas fault and all I gotta say is this is how it starts out before the Earth swallows us all
if I die let the last song that plays at my funeral while I’m lowered into the ground be mood swings by pop smoke please🤲🏼 shawty a lil baddie😁 shawty my lil boo thang😋 and shawty got the fatty😍🍑 shawty be catchin mood swings🙄
I wish I could shrink my bestie and create a tiny mushroom village for her to live in, I’d give her small fruits and veggies to eat and I’d be the giant ogre protecting her from all harm so no one could hurt her ever again
I was taking this customer’s order and she really stopped me in the middle of the sentence to tell me I speak like a quiet mouse like how bout I jump over the counter and show u how a quiet mouse fight then