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Chuck Nice

@chucknicecomic

9 months

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CHUCK NICE

Chuck Nice is a comedian, actor, television, radio and podcast host.

www.chucknicecomic.com

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9 months

CALLING ALL STARTALK FANS 🚨: Chuck is filming a science-themed comedy special and he’d like YOU in the audience. The show is taking place on the 17th & 18th of November at the Midnight Theatre in Manhattan, NY. Tickets will go fast so make sure to get yours at the link below 🎟

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4 years

@neiltyson @nyknicks @NBA The Knicks are looking for the element Victorium

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6 years

Check out this really cool #TEDTalk ! #TED #TEDTalks

A funny look at the unintended consequences of technology

Technology should work for us, but what happens when it doesn't? Comedian Chuck Nice explores the unintended consequences of technological advancement and human interaction -- with hilarious results.

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4 years

This is how I feel when production comes to my neighborhood. #funnyvideos #truthbetold #countrylife #productivity #movies #makeitremarkable

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3 years

Oh yes I did.

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2 years

In Will Smith's speech he says he's been called to love people. Yes, by teaching them to turn the other cheek...after punching them in the face. #Oscars #Oscars2022 #bitchslap

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2 years

I will never deny my love for @neiltyson !

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A 'Bromance' is the strongest bond in the known universe. Happy Valentine's Day from the StarTalk team!

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7 years

The Notorious NDT @neiltyson thoroughly prepared for a meteor shower. @StarTalkRadio behind the scenes. I love this man.

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6 years

Neil deGrasse Diamond? Shredding his axe before a taping. @neiltyson @StarTalkRadio

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8 years

I settled a law suit without admitting I was guilty! Don't get me wrong, I was guilty, but I didn't admit it! #debatenight @realDonaldTrump

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3 years

@roywoodjr The comedian was me and what I said was I know you're sleeping with my brother.

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4 years

This sums up the problem completely. #protest

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1 year

listening to @BrianLehrer and @ElieNYC read the #TrumpIndictment and I want this to be a new show @WNYC

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4 years

57 years ago in Birmingham the country was shocked by a White officer kneeling on the neck of a Black woman. How can we still say that we're shocked. We have to let go of the myth that we've come so far, which could only be true if we're traveling in a circle. #protests2020

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3 years

I took a blow to the head yesterday and now I've been walking around with an ice diaper on my head for the last 24 hours. On the upside, I've experienced a complete change of personality. #brain #neuroscience #headgame #headache #braingames

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4 years

My face got stuck in this position after listening to someone explain to me why masks are not necessary and how our rights are being trampled upon. #masks #maskson #covid19 #science #stupid

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4 years

My mother was raised in a cult. She escaped and became someone who instilled in me the ABSOLUTE necessity to engage critical thinking. I think about her every day and give thanks that she is not here to witness the cultist mentality that has beguiled this nation.

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4 years

Twitter, you're a nasty woman, very nasty!

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5 years

I asked my 5 year old daughter to create a profile of her future self and this is what she made. #Science

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3 years

It's very discouraging to know that this simple act has become the flash point of rebellion for so many. Some might say that's simple minded. #sciencematters

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4 years

There are advantages to rising before the sun. Watching night become day is a powerful reminder that darkness ends and it has no power over light. #VOTE #Vote2020

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4 years

Dammit! Can we please stop talking about race for one minute?! #racism #racist #RacistInChief #

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4 years

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Ruth

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4 years

This is my feeling on the election and counting the votes! Don't get mad if I don't line up with your views. #2020Elections #2020PresidentialElection #2020ElectionThoughts #ballots

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4 years

Just like old times...I'm in the back of limo on my way to studio. Except now I do it looking like soft cloth Bane. Watch out Batman, I'll breathe on you.

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I spent 8 days in bed. I still get headaches and muscle pain. Yes, for most who have been vaxed the symptoms will be mild. But for us poor suckers that get it bad, there will be suffering. #omicron #variant #ᴠᴀᴄᴄɪɴᴇssᴀᴠᴇʟɪᴠᴇs #ɢᴇᴛᴠᴀᴄᴄɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ

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4 years

My commute home at 5::30 pm! Been living here for more than 20 years and I have never witnessed this. #CoronaVirusUpdate #COVD19 #CoronaOutbreak #CoronavirusPandemic #SocialDistancing #

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2 years

This is what would happen if Will Smith slapped ME!! #SlapChrisRock #TheSlap #TheSlapHeardAroundTheWorld #

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3 years

It's Done! Now I'm off to have maskless sex with a stranger, though I will use a condom. Don't worry, the stranger will be vaccinated too...I'm not a whore. #GetVaccinated #VaccinesWork #vaccinated #COVID19

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5 years

I spend money on gym membership, work out in the park, and I still feel fat and have man boobs. I gotta stop reading those muscle magazines. #SaturdayThoughts #oldman #FitnessModel

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3 years

It's finally happening! #vaccinated #vaccine #pandemic

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2 years

Chillin' in the green room with my manager, in between comedy sets, and about to go on with @AymanMSNBC . #nyc #SaturdayNight

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5 years

All the best in 2020! If it comes not to me, I wish it for you all the more. #happynewyear2020

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8 years

. @timkaine is speaking so much Spanish while addressing #DemsInPhilly that @realDonaldTrump is going to have him deported. #WallOffTrump

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3 years

I got carded at a restaurant. I felt young again; I haven't been carded in years. #VaccinesWork #VaccineMandate #pandemic #goodfood

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3 years

Tom Brady looks like he's about to look into the Ark and melt his face off. #Brady #DERBY #Derby2021

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2 months

DAMN, THATS COLD! #trump #TrumpIsAFelon34X

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4 months

#Eclipse2024

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2 years

Yesterday was my birthday. I spent the day reflecting, and today I'm having a mid-life crisis. #LifesTooShort #Time

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4 years

The industry considers 50 year-old women old. My chubby says otherwise. @JLo #SuperBowl #PepsiHalftime #SuperBowlLIV

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8 years

You can find #love anywhere, you just have to look. Love is all you need...and pants. Pants would be good.

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1 year

Is gratitude the cure for depression? #blessed #grateful

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3 years

#NYC is getting back to where it was. Too bad, I was really enjoying New York as a small town.

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4 years

I would never tell anyone how to vote, just vote.

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4 years

My previous tweet lacked a reference point for those whom do not live in #NYC . The first pic is a normal evening commute on the subway, the second is today at 5:30 pm. #CoronaVirusUpdate #COVD19 #CoronaOutbreak #CoronavirusPandemic #Covid_19 #SocialDistancing

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2 years

I was out of line and I'm sorry, but I "Will" slap the taste outta yo mouth! #WillSmithAssault

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7 years

Hanging out with @neiltyson and hanging on to his watch that was gifted to him by Stephen Hawking...but not for long.

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3 years

This is a great snack. I call it raw peanut butter and jelly! #healthcare #healthy #NutritionTuesday #nutritionmatters

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5 years

The best things in life are free. Beyond that there's the purchase of a truly fine wine or spirit🍷🍾 #HappyThanksgiving #Thanksgiving

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8 years

The #Arctic is warming twice as fast as the rest of the globe. Man, when the #Chinese pull a hoax they really know how to commit! #climate

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4 years

This is where we are as a country. #COVID19 #MaskUp

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6 years

Rules for social media; let's get this right people! #socialmedia

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9 years

Not making any Bruce Jenner jokes because it's got to be very difficult to make this transition so publicly. He's a human being. #love

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3 years

Blue moon! Took this shot because the night sky is so clear. I wish I had my telescope with me. #sky #nightsky

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6 years

Just watched the stunningly successful Falcon heavy launch and landing. The Falcon has landed. This is is sci-fi come to life. We're talking"Fire the retro-rockets!" #FalconHeavy

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4 months

Thanks to @DavidrSorrow for this. #Eclipse2024

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10 years

A 20 minute statement to say no indictment. Sounds a lot like justification not justice. Do hands in the air equal probable cause? #Ferguson

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4 years

I pasted this comment because it may be a bot. The majority of my audience can take a joke. I don't think Chuck realizes that Trump supporters are the majority of his audience. His joke made zero sense and fell flat. Thankfully we are here for Tyson. Chuck just gets in the way.

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This officer should be identified and sanctioned! This is exactly the problem, if a citizen did this it would be felony assault. @NYCMayor What are you going to do?

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4 years

I know about this, but what about that! #insurrection #CoupAttempt #Treason

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5 years

The best report card I've ever received. #fatherhood has its moments.

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9 months

When you looked and saw only one set of footprints, that is where I was out seeking legal counsel about my risk of being associated with you, my son.

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6 years

This guy couldn't sell me a used car let alone a phony border crisis. #BorderCrisis

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3 years

WAS GEORGE FLOYD CRIMINAL? Often the projection of criminality is used as a means of dehumanization in an effort to justify police misconduct. Hmmm.... #georgefloyd #GeorgeFloydIsNotOnTrial #georgefloydtrail #Humanity

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6 years

My 1 hour and 37 minute flight is delayed by 45 minutes because there are no snacks on board. Really?!! Are we that flipping spoiled that we can't go 97 minutes without a snack? #ThisIsAmerica

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3 years

Please pray for me 🙏🙏🙏🙏

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5 years

Okay, this is #hilarious

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8 years

I dont mind if this man thinks I'm a little slow. #startalk

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9 years

Scott Walker says go back to school don't raise minimum wage! Now if only I could afford school on my minimum wage job. #CNNDebate

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2 years

This is an optical illusion. The sun is not actually there. Do you know why? Is it because the Earth is flat? #Suns #sunshine #sunsetphotography #sunsets

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3 years

I cried and set the sky on fire. Photo credit: Chuck Nice Photon credit: Sol

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4 years

Just a fun little convo about our potential place in the universe.

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Can the human brain figure out the human mind? Are there universal complexities that our human brains can't even conceive of? @neiltyson lets us in on the questions that take over his mind 🧠

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3 years

I'm ballin'!!!!! The high life is callin and now the world will come crawlin'. #ballin #wealth #WealthCreation #MondayMotivation #money

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8 years

This just in: #Trump is offended by air, says it's #overrated and vows to hold his breath until he gets an apology.

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4 years

Here's to #twentytwentywonderful May your #2021 be the best! #Hello2021 #HAPPYNEWYEAR #HappyNewYear2021

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3 years

History, bitches! The comma makes all the difference! #HERstory #vicepresident #speaker #Biden #History #SOTU

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7 years

Having a hospital party for mom. Happy Birthday! Not even cancer can stop this woman, and I wake up needing a nap.

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6 years

When did #America become so weak that a so called " #Caravan " of mostly women and children, many of whom are wearing flip flops, warrant a response from the greatest military force on Earth. The world is watching...and laughing through their collective tears.

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6 years

#Beachlife #nakedlife

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3 years

I was swallowed by Van Gogh...hmmm...maybe not the best phrasing. #nyc This exhibit is lovely.

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8 years

If only we could find a way to harness the power of sniffing, our country's energy problems would be solved. #debate #EPA #trump

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4 years

This guy is hilarious and profound. The question remains, wtf has this country NOT given you that you need to...

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4 years

Hey Proud Boys and MAGA “Patriots”... what the fuck is it that this country hasn’t given you?

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8 years

Is it me or is that T f-ing that P? Also, does anyone need T.P. for their bung hole?

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2 years

I got the nephew endorsement!!!!

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2 years

My uncle @chucknicecomic got a pretty cool show on @disneyplus . Go check it out #braingamesOntheroad

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6 years

Recording @StarTalkRadio with @neiltyson and @JannaLevin talking Einstein.

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9 years

#FBI should let the Oregon #YallQaeda just stay there. Like hide&seek w/a 3 y.o., you know where they are, now go have a glass of wine.

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8 years

I'm Black and just found out that I'm screwed! No hope! Say goodnight Negroes. #debatenight @realDonaldTrump

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3 years

Got flipped off in #NYC but hey... #anger #mad #ILoveItHere #LoveIsNotTourism

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3 years

The remnants of our first totally vaxed mask free small gathering. In other words, I had dinner alone. JK #Covid_19 #vaccinated #vaccine #vaccinate #COVID #PartyandPlay

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3 years

This was totally fake! If we haven't been to the moon how can we fly a craft on #Mars ? #Ingenuity more like disingenuous. #MarsHelicopter P.S. The earth is flat and climate change is a hoax.

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4 years

#Science #learning #edudate #2021challenge

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5 years

I'm finally moving into affordable housing. Thanks #BenCarson and special thank to #Oreo . Now, if only I could stop eating my roof!

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4 years

NO BULLSHITE, my brother is sitting in front of me writing instructions for his funeral because his school district is reopening. So this is what it's like to be a teacher in America.

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7 years

Very proud that this may be the worst Shatner impersonation ever, that's very difficult to do. This is Bill Shat. @StarTalkRadio

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8 years

Hey Proxima, get ready, because all we need is a hyper rocket and we're comin' baby! Get ready gurl. #Proximab

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4 years

Your political bent, this is an observation only. I'm also not interested in so-called bashing. #insurrection #CoupAttempt #coupdetat

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4 years

College students could change this election. There are some counting on the fact that they won't have a robust turnout! Share this with student you know. RT #vote #Vote2020 #voteclimate #ClimateAction

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3 years

On my way to help raise money for the NY Urban League. You can donate here Covid relief for those most in need.

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