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unapologetic space occupier. physicist.

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined April 2009
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@chubbyshix
Shiku Muchiri
4 months
John Gitonga - Manyatta George Koimburi - Juja Gathoni wa Muchomba - Githunguri We see you. The only Central Kenya MPs who voted NO!
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Shiku Muchiri
3 months
Newton Kulundu was right. I’m old enough to remember this caused issues but he said it. And it’s true.
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Maybe Some Day💎
3 months
Kuna kitu sielewe guys?? #RutoMustGo
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Shiku Muchiri
6 months
Seeing things in my head then being able to see them in real life is so weird. Like, I did that?
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Shiku Interiors
6 months
Primary bedroom design.
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Shiku Muchiri
6 months
My friend has just had a horrible accident near Muguga. There was a rock ON THE FREAKING ROAD. Apparently, this is the 7th accident in less than 24 hours. They’ve witnessed another pileup while there. Thank God boda guys came to the rescue.
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Shiku Muchiri
2 years
I’m convinced KENHA guys sit on social media and go like “ohhhhh. Is that what we should have done?” Then do it. There’s usually zero thought in their plan and it shows. Have you seen the pothole on the highway at Imara Daima? If it rains and you hit it, kwisha wewe.
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Shiku Muchiri
1 year
Our seamstress at Shiku Interiors lost her son today. Her last born daughter is fighting for her life at Mbagathi. Cholera is killing people. We must demand better from our leaders. Clean accessible water is a right! My heart is soooo broken. What is this life???
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
Done for the day.
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Shiku Muchiri
3 months
This is heart breaking. If they’re not killing us with live bullets, their policies are killing us slowly. Either way, it’s a death sentence being a Kenyan.
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Larry Madowo
3 months
"I'm here on the streets because I'm mad. Either I find these medicines or I die. I have nothing to lose" Keziah Mumbi has endometriosis, her brother has asthma. The protests in Kenya are a matter of life and death for them
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Shiku Muchiri
5 years
So I pick Julia from school. After we pass the mama mbogas close to her school, she says she wants a banana. Now, there's absolutely no way I'm turning around, so I tell her I'll buy one for her when we get home.
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Shiku Muchiri
5 years
So I park. The cop reaches into his pocket and gives her a 100 bob and tells her to buy herself 10 bananas. I'm legit in shock. I'm not sure what shocked me more though. Julia's absolute ability to throw me under the bus or the cop who showed my daughter a little kindness.
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
This street used to be open to the public... then one day, it wasn’t. Why? Is this public property?
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Shiku Muchiri
5 years
Me, when I say “we at Shiku Interiors” 😂😂😂😂😂
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Shiku Muchiri
6 months
Rev. Tony Kiamah is such a great man of God. Speaking about the doctors’ strike in church. Reminding the authorities that they’re to blame.
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Shiku Muchiri
2 years
I’m convinced KENHA guys sit on social media and go like “ohhhhh. Is that what we should have done?” Then do it. There’s usually zero thought in their plan and it shows. Have you seen the pothole on the highway at Imara Daima? If it rains and you hit it, kwisha wewe.
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Shiku Muchiri
5 years
Last decade, I walked out of an abusive relationship. I built a business doing something I absolutely love. I gave birth to an amazing girl who thinks she knows everything. Her teacher said I should not be surprised when she takes over the world. To my 4th decade, be kind.
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Shiku Muchiri
3 years
If you love fresh flowers, please try using Sprite instead of water+(all other things we mix in). It works so much better. Saw the hack on IG.
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
Done for the day aqua is such a beautiful colour.
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Shiku Muchiri
4 months
MPs. Be warned! This is a revolution. You rural MPs who imagine that your electorate is so uninformed and ignorant that they don’t know what’s going on, the demos are NATIONWIDE. You’re not safe. Your people will know how you voted. Who you prioritised.
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Shiku Muchiri
3 years
This year, I speak multiple streams of income into existence.
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Shiku Muchiri
5 years
As luck would have it, I'm stopped by a cop. Julia, totally unprovoked, "officer, mummy has refused to buy me a banana." Dude looks at me and tells me to 'weka gari kando'. In my head, I'm like this child has just sold me out.
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Shiku Muchiri
3 years
If this government wanted to us to have an effective public health system, they would. The speed at which the expressway is being built just shows that when the presidency wants something done, it will be done. Fast. Our government hates us.
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
@GranvilleSoi @rickynjosh I’m so starved of sports that I watched till the end.
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Shiku Muchiri
5 months
Aki the goal is wealth. Not fame. The way we tear down influencers, athletes, actors, musicians… I’m not that tough. Doubt I’ll ever be. One wrong association or fashion choice will have strangers in ALL OF YOUR BUSINESS.
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Shiku Muchiri
3 years
There’s a story Inooro did about a town in Kirinyaga called Kabare. Guys received cash as land compensation and as Kongowea Mswahili (I’m old) would say, “wakaingia kwenye maisha ya anasa” this clip is hilarious and sad in equal measure.
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
@Canduh_ That per person sharing nonsense needs to STOP!
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Shiku Muchiri
3 years
This is such good news. A little glimmer of hope in a very dark tunnel.
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Shiku Muchiri
3 months
Anfield 2.0
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
Dead beat dads will gaslight you to a full mental breakdown. More power to Maureen Waititu.
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
All in a day’s work.
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
This was so much fun to work on.
@Shikuinteriors
Shiku Interiors
4 years
Master suite 😍😍
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Shiku Muchiri
8 months
From unplastered walls to this.
@Shikuinteriors
Shiku Interiors
8 months
Handed over this country home recently.
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
Entryway almost done.
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Shiku Muchiri
2 years
Please niombeeni kazi. Please. We can do just a media room. With updated decor, we remove the taxidermy, replace the carpet with beautiful hardwood floors, beautiful artwork from a Kenyan artist. I actually have a plan.
@aomenya
Prof. Alfred Omenya
2 years
Who did these curtains at Riggy G's palace?
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Shiku Muchiri
3 months
My mum lived in a concentration camp and has had to deal with the trauma of her dad being a freedom fighter. For many of us defiance is in our DNA we just needed a bit of courage to get this fight going. We are ready. You can’t kill all of us.
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
The way people are always giving single mums advise you’d think it’s backed up with at least some cash deposit. Leave the present parent please. Start directing your disrespect/displeasure to the ones who abandoned their children.
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Shiku Muchiri
2 years
It’s happening 😍😍😍😍
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Shiku Muchiri
4 months
Wakili Edward Muriu who was chasing KRA away from his constituency for trying to tax avocado farmers has voted yes #RejectFinanceBill2024
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Shiku Muchiri
5 months
@mariahsudi Very me. I don’t even say hi to my pals. We continue from where we left off.
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Shiku Muchiri
3 months
@Yenyewe @ombachi13 Happy to book her immediately.
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Shiku Muchiri
2 years
Sisi kama Liverpool!
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
There’s so much sadness and grief going on in the world. My heart is breaking for everyone who’s lost a loved one, everyone going through illness or financial insecurity at this time. There’s barely anything to be excited about.
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Shiku Muchiri
3 years
There’s a house being sold for 165M. Yes. 165,000,000. That’s about $1.5M. The architecture is great. But if you’re going to price your property that high, please stage it. It should speak luxe from the moment the door opens. Look at Magnolia Hills.
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Shiku Muchiri
3 years
Mnipee kazi 2022.
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Shiku Interiors
3 years
Dining area setup in our recent installation.
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Shiku Muchiri
2 years
@SKibuchi @Shikuinteriors Officially my new name 😂😂😂😂😂
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
See... like furniture isn't plural enough, they had to add the "s".
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Shiku Muchiri
2 months
I became a mum 9 years ago! What a journey ❤️❤️
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Shiku Muchiri
5 years
MY CLIENT IS HAPPY!!!!!! Living room done !!!
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
Quick bedroom installation.
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Shiku Muchiri
4 months
Drop a cool photo that someone took of you doing your job.
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C H I E F, the NuriaStore Bookseller
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Drop a cool photo that someone took of you doing your job.
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Shiku Muchiri
3 years
Safaricom will have you restarting your phone 24 times a day thinking your phone is faulty. Voice calls are dropping, data unreliable… @Safaricom_Care iko shida gani?
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Shiku Muchiri
2 years
See…LIKE?
@Ma3Route
Ma3Route
2 years
15:16 This is quite dangerous. Near the imara daima junction. @KeNHAKenya via @benkhamun
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Shiku Muchiri
4 months
@potentash Start with our Langata one please.
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Shiku Muchiri
6 years
It's meeeeee... It's my work.
@ThisisEss
Sharon Mundia
6 years
Today’s show was so exciting to film! @Shikuinteriors broke down how she transformed this space into what it is + gave lots of tips on how to make small living spaces feel larger! 😍🏠 #LivingWithEss @LivingwithEss
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Shiku Muchiri
3 months
Gukua kana kuhotana! Rocking my daughter's Elsa bag. He will fall. He will crumble.
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Shiku Muchiri
3 months
It’s these overt displays of wealth that are really making me angrier. A CS for less than 2 years and is wearing a Rolex. You and your generations will never know peace. #RejectFinanceBill2024
@McMwiti
♪Ю―(^▽^o) ♪
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This watch can build a whole school administration block in Turkana #RejectFinanceBill2024
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Shiku Muchiri
3 years
My work is on a billboard. Me. A project I completed 3 years ago. Sometimes I need a reminder that I belong here. This was it today.
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Shiku Muchiri
4 months
This is genuinely the most patriotic I’ve ever felt in my life. I’m proud of us!!!
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Shiku Muchiri
4 months
We’ll all be on the streets on Tuesday. Kujeni muongee huko. Hakuna representatives mnaenda kupatia tubahasha. Come address all the protesters. Gen Z, millennials, GenX… everyone planning to be there on Tuesday. Hata Nganga wa Neno atakuwa.
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Cleo Malalah
4 months
I will organise a meeting between Gen Z and President @WilliamsRuto .
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
Sunshine...
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Shiku Muchiri
6 months
@FauzAbdalla Same way you missed any sense to realise that a concrete boulder should not be on the road. Thanks.
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Shiku Muchiri
3 years
OMG. I see this all the time along the bypass. Especially trucks and SUV drivers. Haraka huwa ya nini?
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
My brother is schizophrenic and he was over medicated by one of these “highly recommended” doctors very early on in his diagnosis. He became a zombie. My mum, God bless her, managed to get him off the meds. He’s been off meds for over 20 yrs and as happy as any of us.
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Rayhab 🇰🇪
4 years
There is a tweep who last year talked about how Frank Njenga killed his (I think it was a he) mother with meds. The meds messed her mind and at the end she was just a shell of herself. That story of how she was over medicated has stayed with me. These stories need to be told.
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
There's a page on IG that is passing off my work as theirs. They've even watermarked my photo. I'm just shocked at how dishonest people are.
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
Just told my client that our initial budget had to be revised upwards and he listened. Brethren, I’m God’s favourite. It is me.
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Shiku Muchiri
3 years
My Nyeri people are the ones. My uncle’s name is Rûretho. Thought it was a kyuk name until I recently discovered it’s Lorenzo.
@winnietheprude
Njeri
3 years
My sister brought to my attention that my dad’s friend who we called “Sarūthi” our whole lives is called “Charles”😭 Kikuyus, where did we go wrong as a tribe?
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
God is so gracious. I have such a huge testimony. One day I’ll tell the world.
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Shiku Muchiri
1 year
I just want to own an original Aweko. That is all.
@little_aweko
Aweko 🎨🇺🇬
1 year
A side by side comparison of the two different dot styles I use, I do intend to merge them at some point in one painting.
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
Shameless plug for my friend @TerryKaruggah . She did the decor. Call her for your events.
@BettyMKyallo
Betty Kyallo
4 years
What a good day it was as we launched Flair By Betty. Thank you so much Mama Ida Odinga for gracing our event as our Chief Guest❤️Most of all Thankful to God
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Shiku Muchiri
1 year
@Keeplah It’s so frustrating. Yaani they’ve decided to kill businesses. How are we meant to pay our taxes if we can’t make money?
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
My nanny has been with us for 5 years. Such a blessing to Julia and I.
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
Today’s install. Hampton-esque vibes 💙🤍
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
Install day 2.
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Shiku Muchiri
3 months
@Kusajishi_1 @kkarimi_ The only thing that’s being sponsored is the one sided violence. The state did this!
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Shiku Muchiri
3 years
Ambieni president sina political ambition and I’m ready to be CAS for a couple of months. I’ll even open DM.
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Shiku Muchiri
3 months
Kibaki’s legacy is tainted by Angloleasing. It cost Kenyans approximately KES6B. And heads rolled. Murungaru and Kiraitu were sacked, Mwiraria resigned, travel bans were issued. We’ve been so desensitized to what a billion is by this regime. Almost 16B missing in one scandal.
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TotalShutDownKe🇰🇪
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
Safely hidden in my ample bosom while I enjoy Capital FM... the earphones would be passed through(???) my sweater sleeve and I’d hold them to my ear.
@jamrick_
iamjinx
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Bomboclat...
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Shiku Muchiri
3 years
@Yenyewe It helps pedophiles that’s who.
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
TRIGGERS!!! One day I’ll be brave enough to tell my story. I carry physical scars as a reminder.
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Shiku Muchiri
3 years
Check on your entrepreneur friends at the end of the month 😩😩😩
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Shiku Muchiri
1 year
My shirt and jacket have landed when there’s an international break. My aim is to be able to wear LFC merch for a week straight.
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Shiku Muchiri
6 years
@tugengirl @njeriwanjeri I went to Nairobi Hospital for the first immunization. Paid 14k. We had insurance but I wasn't having it. Second, Gertrude's, 7k... Subsequent ones, Langata Medical center. For free. The nurse there looked at my card and laughed "umechoka kugongwa? Fever ni ile ile. Karibu..."
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
@KuiKaringithi Bladder control, breastfeeding, milk supply issues, PPD, lack of that immediate connection with your child... no one tells you these things.
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Shiku Muchiri
3 years
Kembi Gitura is/was the chair of both CA and KEMSA. That’s extremely disturbing because his KEMSA position was revoked due to corruption yet he still holds the CA position. Like does he only have integrity in one parastatal? Yet… arrrgh. This country is horrible.
@ntvkenya
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UPDATE: Ex-IEBC CEO Ezra Chiloba is the new Communications Authority of Kenya's Director-General, Board Chair Kembi Gitura announces
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Shiku Muchiri
4 months
How is she not the one in jail? She’s literally a thief!!! @KuiKaringithi lost almost a million shillings to this con. She will fall!!!
@MkenyaMzi
MkenyaDaima | Bongani🇿🇦 | Mamba 🇹🇿 | ₿ ⚡
4 months
We have confirmed EDGAR WABWIRE was arrested at 6AM by order of Senator Gloria Orwoba. She promised Edgar must rot in Jail, she is the complainant. Senator was even here in the morning. He has not been officially booked but he is here. Na kuna orders from abv we can't see him
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Shiku Muchiri
7 months
My daughter demolishes kiwis. She loves them. My friends, a pack of 6 is like 800 bob. If you’re visiting me, buy kiwis. Please.
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Shiku Muchiri
3 years
🟠🟡🔵🟢
@Shikuinteriors
Shiku Interiors
3 years
Client said “colourful, airy and simple”.
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
How many opportunities have you lost because you refuse to buy lunch for committees? Or send “something small” ya macho...
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Shiku Muchiri
5 years
@muigaihk Then has the nerve to point at bananas on our way home. Ati nisimame ako na pesa. So disrespectful.
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Shiku Muchiri
4 months
There churches all over town. NONE has offered demonstrators solace. Not a place to park, not water, not even offering prayers. Are you not buying bread and diapers? Doesn’t your congregation menstruate? All Saints! St. Andrew’s!!! St. Pauls! CITAM Valley Road! Maxwell church.
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Shiku Muchiri
6 years
I'm very happy to see Prof. Magoha as CS. He streamlined UoN while I was there, he did wonders at the examination council. He should have been a natural replacement for Matiang'i. Amina wasn't. All the best Prof.
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Shiku Muchiri
2 years
Another one…
@mungaikihanya
Mungai Kihanya
2 years
@KeNHAKenya @ntsa_kenya These concrete boulders in the middle of the road along Waiyaki Way between Kawangware and Deloitte HQ are a death trap. Please instruct the contractor to remove them immediately.
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Shiku Muchiri
5 years
Kids change you. Wanjiku, me, the hater of all things commercial Christmas, loather of premature Christmas decorating. I have a decorated, colour coordinated Christmas tree. Julia loves it and that means more than anything.
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Shiku Muchiri
4 months
@Machariadavid41 Njeri was absent.
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Shiku Muchiri
3 years
He was my favourite visitor. He visited every visiting day, came for every meeting, picked me up when I was suspended, came to see me during music/drama fests/ science congress/ sporting events and always had food and pocket money. The best.
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Mūndū wa wanja
3 years
How many times did your father visit you in boarding school? Was he an alright visitor?
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Shiku Muchiri
3 years
My daughter started year 1 on Tuesday. She loves the fact that she’s wearing a skirt and blouse to school. I’m just thinking about how draining August was. Mum getting covid, my back issues, losing control of one project… but that right there was a milestone to celebrate!
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Shiku Muchiri
4 years
@merlsweetness @iWateba Goodness. My daughter shouts “penda maji.“ everytime you say you need to shower. And won’t stop until you confirm that you’ve had a shower.
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Shiku Muchiri
5 years
Because @azizabuka made me get my face beat for her wedding #NewProfilePic
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Shiku Muchiri
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@GMONEYizME @ZJHENO @RobboRanx 2007-2012 Pleasure riddim Cardiac bass Bubblegum riddim
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Shiku Muchiri
5 years
They met in high school. A teacher called his name - Lawrence Muchiri and my mum - Florence Muchiri responded. They’ve been together ever since.
@bosibori_Ke
bosi 🧊
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It’s interesting how our parents met. Have you ever asked your mom or dad how they met?
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