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@chrswsh

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♊️ Here for the laughs and Housewives discourse

Joined September 2011
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
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☁️ ☁️
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This video is gonna pop back up by December and someone is gonna say “omg that was this year” 😆
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THE LONGER VERSION
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ENOUGH!
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@meltborne Cus baby that’s THEE Angelina Jolie, let’s be serious now
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2 years
@ThePopTingz Shakira really said
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5 months
“You’re not even hot” like Austin please!
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The way this queen is coming through like a hurricane this season. Whoa #SellingTheOC
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@adamjmoussa
adam
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who got that one gay guy video
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It’s giving going to a gala in the south water tribe 😍😍😍😍😍
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@RlCKYRAGE No announcement or nothing, just silently went back to normal 🤣🤣🤣
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3 months
@SomaKazima The reveal omg 😭😭😭😭😭
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7 months
Hold on, NOW THIS will get me back to watching 👁️👄👁️ this is the realest a Real Housewife has been since early seasons of Atlanta
Mia & Gordon lay everything out on the table! 👀🌸 #RHOP Source: @BravoTV
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6 months
Flamenco it finally clicked! I’m so sorry boo 😆 #COWBOYCARTER
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@Tea_witdre This takes me down every time I know it’s not suppose to be funny but 😭😭😭
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Nicole taking on Larsa, Alexia and Marysol #RHOM
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6 months
Not the City Girls 😭😭😭
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3 months
@willfulchaos I would’ve had to be like “girl what’s funny?” 🤨
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4 years
@sugawlw @blondedtre A full on abuser, He literally assaulted several people, like huh
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@bellaxedward666 Not Jay catching a stay 😭
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The way my gym locks this bathroom now I can’t get my chest day pics anymore 😭
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post a pic where your chest was insane
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@SomaKazima Me af, nobody’s hurt. Let me eat and we’ll worry about that in a minute
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2 years
Shoutout to the money couple #RHOM
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2 years
@luvrjio Absolutely, because the way he ateeeee down 😮‍💨
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@mimiscataIog All that cussing is tooo much 😭😭😭🤣
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💅🏽
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@_Rockz_
Kid Kunty
11 months
Fellas let me see yall in a skirt…
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
1 year
@beyonceparkwood And then she breaks into naughty girl real quick right after to give us a repeat of this
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5 months
@SomaKazima Me watching:
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11 months
🤠
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@taynextdoor
tay.
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
2 years
@chrisdadeviant When she said she never asked him to feel the same way she did 😭😭😭
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
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@THGGABEY Bought two physical copies of the album so I���ll have the LaLaLa’s forever
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
11 months
@beyoncegarden She super pretty, super thick…
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@AmarelCharitas BODY SHAMMED!????
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
5 months
@matticure From the fiction section I presume
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
2 years
@zattini2501 Now y’all know how white people be aging, this is very much a believable 15
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
2 years
@cultclassikk I will be seated
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5 years
@_NurseRatchet J waking up…
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4 years
@beautifulwon323 @realityvontease I’m starting to think He may be the one in the abusive relationship
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7 months
@virgosgrooviest Like she gotta gives us time! slow your roll Horse lady
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1 month
As someone who just turned 31, that post pissed me off 😭
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10 months
My dad and me!
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My dad and me!
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
2 years
@talleyberrybaby The name calling…
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
6 years
@AboodWraikat @alyaoch @Rainacornn @mpaiigee Yes! I’m an Uber and Lyft driver and if our plates, stickers, or insurance is being updated we aren’t allowed to drive until they’ve cleared us. If someone is using a car that doesn’t match that’s a violation, report them
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@queensofbravo Cussing Someone out directly is not being passive aggressive, thats just agressive. Once again Lisa doesn’t know definitions of words
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5 months
@virgosgrooviest What if she just fucked up a good plate of food let’s not assume 😭
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
8 months
16 CARRIAGES DRIVING AWAY, WHILE I WATCH THEM RIDE WITH MY DREAMS AWAY TO THE SUMMER SUNSET! #actii
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2 years
Alexia said in an interview that Guerdy was gonna be acting brand new this season. However Guerdy seems the same and I actually see what she’s saying about Alexia 🥶 She didn’t get her way and now Guerdys the problem? #RHOM
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@SomaKazima A clout chaser that one is 😒
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2 years
@jrxdcruz Closed so I can focus of not choking 😪
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
8 months
Suck the soul out of him so he’ll ask me back to play video games 😆
@gaystation4
hairy bellies wankin'time monster
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you walk into your hookups house and see this wyd
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1 year
@Tea_witdre One of thee most chaotic episodes, the drinks were too strong
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
1 year
Did we pass? #MuteChallenge
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2 years
I love how Guerdy carried on past Alexia’s fake tears, like ma’am let’s cut the theatrics #RHOM
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@A_SadGirl__ @itsKARY_ Y’all need to stop
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@Ermastic_mtg @romanroyco Thank you, I needed the visual to really understand the difference 🙌🏽
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2 years
@Tea_witdre Those scenes were so delicious. Even Mama popes monologues ate
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2 months
I see a red light in a bathroom, I take a pic
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@iamvinicius_snr
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i dare you to post a random mirror selfie
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@SomaKazima Ouuu dark sided! I rebuke it for you omg
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7 months
@lareinanegraa_ Her the whole time
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I suppose YOU but no face 😁
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@fatbuttkhy
a hottie w a body 🫦
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YOU but no face 🫵🏽
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@PopCrave I like them as a couple
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@josh550am And Pablo’s video, he mentioned, was a good read to his pointing ass
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@stillnotziora Christinaaaa 🗣️👀 Christina’s gone 😁 🤣🤣🤣
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@B7Album @abbypilled Where was this months ago, I spent three weeks finishing mine 😭 my lazy ass would’ve bought instead of making it
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@siriapplebees @thervla Well he might be dickn her down better, not that that’s a good excuse 😅
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Oh she got that Gothika hair, I’m sat!
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Alexandre Aja’s ‘NEVER LET GO’, starring Halle Berry, will release on September 27 in theaters. The film follows a family during a post-apocalyptic future but one child begins to think the apocalypse isn’t real.
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@MNISNI Honestly if you’re still responding at that point my concern would also be the cat
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2 years
@TOXICWONDERLAND Whyyyyyy 😭😭😭
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
2 months
The butt 😭
@finessesh0t
birriana grande™
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what feature of a man makes you feel like this?
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@Muhasaaa She sure did!!!!
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
1 year
No disrespect but your daddy…👁️🫦👁️
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
1 year
@SomaKazima Like hello, she always goes up for her hometown. I knew to get a Houston ticket
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@RlCKYRAGE It’s the added music for men😭😭😭
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2 years
@cuntneykardash Gizelle is the villain but she’s comedic which makes her likeable plus she’s such a good mom. I love her scenes with her daughters
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
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🤷🏽‍♂️
@khethiii_m
MISS KAY👑
11 months
Drop a random video of yourself.🥺
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Drop a picture and your height 5’10
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@JMGarcia_18
Joshua Garcia
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Drop a picture and your height 5’7”
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2 years
@Tea_witdre Choices were made and I don’t feel bad for her
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1 year
@TKing_20 I CAN BE THE ONE THAT TAKES YOU THERE
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
1 year
@AzealiaNews The way she reads is unmatched 😭😭😭
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
1 month
A screenshot but nonetheless
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@Cagreibyln
cag
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Let's see your side selfie?
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
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Man came up to me in the gym to ask for my number, I was so caught off guard I just said sure and took his number 😭
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@vandedjan Dedicated to her craft, I love it 😩
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11 months
@SomaKazima When they split the screen! Oh the producers were on it 😆
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@stallinek0 @TheHilaryBuff Like imagine Beyoncé asking you to sing and you make her make this face 😭😭😭
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6 months
Smh Adriana was right… #RHOM
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
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So Twitter is a pass around bottom at this point
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Mark Cuban tells @WIRED he would buy Twitter/X if he could.
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
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@rxmsxy Now wait Cus chromatica was good, two different things 😭
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
2 years
Anthony knowing how to fly a plane is so hot 🥵 #RHOM
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
2 years
@thirdking0208 A well needed read 😌
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
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@regemsrampage Catch it Aubrey!!!!! 😆😆😆
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3 months
@matticure Can’t be a pop diva without a little bit of controversy
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@ThePopTingz Concerning!???
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
1 year
@fatouuboo @bklynb4by They say trespassing and refusal to leave, but they were asking the cops to gather their things in privacy or at least have the cops look away and they didn’t. This tik tok broke it down
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
11 months
A categoria é: Peito 🥹 (meu local de fala).
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@w_raphael_
I Dominican & I DominiWILL
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A categoria é: Peito 🥹 (meu local de fala).
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Christian 𓃗🂾✮𐚁
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@writerbxtch A broken clock is right twice a day
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