Chris Vitali @chrisvitali Twitter profile

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

7 months

Dear @MLB , Just admit the pitch clock was a massive failure and let's move on. This is getting way too ridiculous. Sincerely, Us.

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5 years

People still talk about the Black Sox 101 years later. They still talk about Pete Rose 31 years after the fact. They're still talking about steroids 15 years after "Juiced" came out. The idea people think this Astros story will just go away after a couple months is adorable.

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5 years

Just had an Uber driver who was a massive Dodgers fan. Had on my Yankees cap so we started talking baseball. Man... and you thought Yankees fans were pissed. When this dude started going off on the Astros and Sox I thought he was gonna drive us off the side of a cliff.

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2 years

I don't give a shit what side of the aisle you're on, Jon Stewart is a good man. He works and works for our veterans. No one else does. Cheers to a good man.

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2 years

“I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.” — Jon Stewart I like this new attitude more and more Democrats have.

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Chris Vitali

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2 years

THIS JUST IN: DJ LeMahieu is an actual human being Film at 11

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2 years

Joey Gallo makes Gary Sanchez look like Babe Ruth

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Chris Vitali

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3 years

I'd unretire #7 right now if Mike Trout wants to come to the Yankees

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Chris Vitali

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3 years

I'm old enough to remember when the Commissioner of #MLB LOVED baseball.

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

2 years

The answer to this is a resounding NO

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@nut_history

2 years

Does Bernie Williams get enough credit for the Yankees dynasty?

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3 years

The New York Yankees took care of my Uncle Mike Donnelly when he got home from Vietnam, then brought him onto the field with his new legs about three years ago. He passed today. And I know - I KNOW - nothing made him happier than what the @Yankees did. So, thank you. From us.

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Chris Vitali

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4 months

@JLasagna43 Pretty sure a buddy of mine relieved himself in that same exact spot after a game a few years back.

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Chris Vitali

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2 years

For all those complaining about Carlos Beltran in the booth, he sounds like Vin Scully compared to whatever the hell is going on on AppleTV. #RepBx

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3 years

MLB has become Dave Kingman.

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3 years

Freddie Freeman would be the best Yankees 1B since Don Mattingly. Make it so.

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2 years

Matt Carpenter is so hot right now he’s gonna drive Joey Gallo to the airport after the game and somehow avoid any and all traffic on the Van Wyck.

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2 years

Just DFA Hicks already. Please. We've ALL seen enough. #RepBx

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2 years

To all #Yankees fans, You see what happens when you just play baseball? This happens. Contact. Stealing bases. Defense. Winning. This is fun to watch.

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Chris Vitali

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1 year

Look who I just ran into on a layover.

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Chris Vitali

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2 years

If you can show me a better baseball photo than this today…. You will win my eternal gratitude. I believe this says it all for a certain generation of #Yankees fans. #RepBX

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Chris Vitali

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6 months

Hot take: MLB pitchers are not better than ever. MLB hitters are worse than ever. Argue with yourselves.

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3 years

@Indians You're literally changing your name to the Guardians

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Chris Vitali

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2 years

Dear Yankees, I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed. Very, very disappointed.

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Chris Vitali

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3 years

As a #Yankees fan, I have a very serious question to ask. This is not the first time a bunch of kids came up and started winning. Not by a longshot. Would you guys be OK with moving some big names if it meant the team winning? Very curious to hear your thoughts.

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Chris Vitali

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1 year

You know who doesn't have a chronic back problem? Luis Castillo.

Bryan Hoch ⚾️

@BryanHoch

1 year

Carlos Rodon said he has been told his back issue is "chronic." He is tentatively scheduled to have the cortisone injection next week. Asked if a July return is realistic, he said: "I can't put a timeline on anything. I'll get this injection and I want to throw as soon as I can."

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Chris Vitali

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3 years

@IWWWallace @emptywheel This is just outstanding.

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Chris Vitali

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2 years

There is no way in hell Derek Jeter eats Subway

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2 years

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Chris Vitali

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3 years

Dear Yankees, You got Played. Sincerely, Vitali

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Chris Vitali

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4 years

Breaking: Yankees sign red lawn chair to replace Gary Sanchez

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Chris Vitali

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2 years

Holy Shit, this #Yankees team is fun to watch. Granted.... they're playing bad teams and all. Let's get #28 . #RepBx

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

5 years

Hey @yankees - get your ball boy Brian some cold water on days like this. Dude was sitting out there for 6 hours with 2 hot bottles of H2O. I kept bringing him cold bottles I had Irv the bartender in the Halstead Lounge keep on ice for him. Just a thought. Love, Chris.

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Chris Vitali

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3 years

Kyle Higashioka deserves the Roberto Clemente Humanitarian Award simply for the relief he provided to millions of New Yorkers by allowing them to not have to watch Gary Sanchez try to block pitches in the dirt every night.

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Chris Vitali

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7 years

@JaneagainstTru1 @MrAufinger @TODAYshow @brianstelter @megynkelly @BillOReilly I don’t believe him at all. But she’s still desperate for ratings.

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7 months

@naturalguy @MLB Hey man you are entitled to your opinion and I won’t argue. I disagree, though.

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6 months

I blame Gleyber. Not that he did anything wrong tonight, but for hitting so many damned home runs at Camden Yards that they moved the wall back. Way to overachieve, buddy.

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@ChrisKirschner

6 months

Yankees lose 2-0 to the Orioles. They are now 19-11 on the season. **cue responses saying they scored too much this weekend**

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3 years

Dearest Hal, Please sell the Yankees to Mark Cuban. Keep holding your interests in the YES Network and you will continue to make money. This would be a win-win for everyone involved. Lovingly, Vitali

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Chris Vitali

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3 years

With the new Italian influx on the #Yankees I can see it now: a LF area like the "Judge's Chambers" called the "Social Club". Cinzano umbrellas, a bocce court and an espresso bar. Maybe a guy playing accordion. They give out Sergio Tacchini track suits to wear. Marketing 101.

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

4 years

Five minutes later, he blocked deGrom.

theScore

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4 years

Marcus Stroman says Jacob DeGrom is the 'best pitcher in baseball'. 👀

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Chris Vitali

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2 years

Let this be known as the year of Don Mattingly. /endtweet

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Chris Vitali

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5 months

Hot Take: Juan Soto may be the best all Around hitter the #Yankees have had since one Mickey Mantle. Awaiting the flames.

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

3 years

You guys keep telling me DJLM sucks.... And you guys mean to tell me that the Yankees don't need a new catcher? Child, please

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

1 year

“Why are Yankees fans so upset”

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

3 years

Sal Romano, Joey Gallo and now Anthony Rizzo coming to The Bronx? I see where you’re going with this Cashman, and I’m here for it. #ForzaYankees

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

3 years

Max. He was not long for this world. But his fist was raised in defiance

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

2 years

I have to ask. Are you people that insane and blind to the fact that Miggy off the bench is a better option than Gallo starting?!?! Yes, go get a legit LF, but holy shit some of you are not seeing the forest for the damn trees. #RepBX

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Chris Vitali

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2 years

Oh come on man

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Chris Vitali

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2 years

Can I sue Brian Cashman for liver damage? #RepBx

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

3 years

Me and Tino down by the schoolyard

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

3 months

Dear Baseball Gods, Please let Ben Rice not be the third coming of Shane Spencer and Shelley Duncan. May he hot bombs in The Bronx for years to come. I don’t ask for much, so do me this favor. Sincerely, Yankee fans.

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

3 years

Ladies and gentlemen... It's happening.

White Sox on CHSN

@CHSN_WhiteSox

3 years

Carlos Rodón goes in on MLB commissioner Rob Manfred: "You're giving out 10-game suspensions for cheating, but you give the Astros no suspensions at all."

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3 years

I'm old enough to remember when baseball was fun.

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

3 years

Playing “New York, New York” on the Stadium PA after that one is simply unacceptable

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

2 years

It is with a heavy heart that I need to say this. My brother in arms - the older brother I never knew I needed - who started BallNine with me has moved on to the afterlife. I’m devastated. But I will spend all of 2023 to kick some ass in his name. Let’s go.

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Chris Vitali

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2 years

No matter what those lunatics try to do to it, Baseball will always be the best game in the world.

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Chris Vitali

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4 years

Really fucking jealous of the two astronauts who got to leave the planet this morning.

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Chris Vitali

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3 years

When you nail it.

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Chris Vitali

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4 years

Let's do it. I guarantee we're not gonna be upset about it. "Chief Cazzo"

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Chris Vitali

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2 years

Maybe the Yankees need to sacrifice a chicken in the clubhouse or something ala Bull Durham.

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

5 years

My take is Yes.

SABR BioProject

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5 years

Your take: Should Thurman Munson be in the Hall of Fame? He played in parts of 11 seasons, was a 7X AS & 3X GG C, '70 AL RoY, '76 AL MVP & led @Yankees to 2 WS titles. 116 OPS+. His @sabr bio

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

7 months

A LETTER FROM THE EDITOR: Sixteen years is a long time. Maybe in the grand scheme of things it qualifies as an eyeblink, but for us mere mortals it can feel like an eternity. I say this because sixteen years ago to the day as I write this, I was unfortunate enough to hold my

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

3 years

Billy was one of a kind. MLB won't ever see another man like him again.

Matt Pomara - MMP

@pomara_matt

3 years

On this day in 1989, the great and controversial Billy Martin is laid to rest. Whatever his shortcomings, the guy was a winner and that is his legacy! He wasn't the greatest @Yankees but he sure was the proudest! God Bless #1 @chrisvitali @BallNineTweet

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Chris Vitali

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2 years

It’s Leroy’s 13th birthday. And he still hates people. #BirthdaySombrero

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

3 years

My new buddy says he has one year left on his contract and he loves it here in NY…. He’s also like 6’5”. Trey Mancini. Also Boone is here so I’m gonna follow him into the bathroom.

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

7 years

@karynbaum @AynRandPaulRyan @vicenews I wonder if they taste like sauerkraut.

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

3 years

Shortstop of the future. My man Anthony Volpe.

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

2 years

I know Benintendi is a really good player. Hits for contact, solid defense, all that jazz. However it may take me a minute to get over the fact that I completely despised him in Boston. Like Ellsbury level despised. Hoping he’s more Damon than Ellsbury in pinstripes. #RepBX

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

2 years

@NickTurturro1 @McgarveyYvonne

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

4 years

Got a package containing a “package package” in the mail from @BoomerWells33 today. Guess I’m gonna need someone to build a case for this thing! Thanks again man.

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

3 years

The #Yankees are about two injuries away from putting this team on the field.

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

6 months

I spend way too much time in hotels and I always leave Forensic Files or Dateline on 24/7. If I ever get murdered in my sleep, I have faith the blood spatter will tell the full story. Well, that or @JoshMankiewicz . Hint: it’s probably someone from MLB.

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

4 years

I’m not a religious guy. At all. But for the last 48 hrs I thought my baseball business was doomed due to a Twitter Ban. My mom lit a candle. Max’s candle. My son who passed away 11 years ago. Flag lifted. Thank you, Max. I love you, man. The symbol of defiance.

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

5 years

If there are any @MiLB players hit hard by the work stoppage and are experienced with web development, I need to hire someone to help get a baseball site ready to launch. I'd like to give the work to a player who can use a little $ right now, so please spread the word if you can.

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Chris Vitali

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2 years

Love that line drive shot by Stanton, but are we gonna have to listen to that drunk heckler guy screaming the whole game?

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

5 years

Actually overheard a couple guys in the hotel lobby saying the Cole deal is done. Then I saw a drunk guy screaming at a urinal so I don’t know what to believe anymore.

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Chris Vitali

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@MLBONFOX

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

3 years

Tomorrow, the only Yankees pitcher with a set of onions on him is starting. We shall now call my man Nasty Nestor: Netsicles.

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

3 years

Scenario: Cashman’s contract is up after ‘22. If the Yankees don’t win next season, Hal doesn’t renew contract or moves Cashman to a different role. New GM replaces Boone with a new manager, Hal & Cashman’s hands are clean and appearances kept up. Maybe I had too much coffee.

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Chris Vitali

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7 months

@Hadalifeb4this_ @naturalguy @MLB Dude I want to see the pitcher in the mound. Not on the IL.

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

3 years

My uncle who is recovering from heart surgery sent me this tonight. This is how I got indoctrinated as a #Yankees fan.

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

2 years

Fuck it, let’s get twelve. #repbx

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

2 years

Heading to Dodger Stadium with Thurman. #repbx #MLBAllSTAR2022

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Chris Vitali

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11 months

@DJLeMVP It would be hilarious if he decided to just stay in Anaheim.

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

2 years

Now would be a good time, boys. #RepBX

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Chris Vitali

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7 months

For no good reason whatsoever, I present to you one of my favorite Yankees of all time. We may have been enjoying an adult beverage after his show. Bern, baby, Bern.

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

4 years

So we bought a house. Maybe getting old isn't so bad.

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

2 years

Did the boys have a late after party when the Homecoming Dinner ended last night? Because that would explain a lot. #RepBx

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

2 years

I don't give a shit what any of you think about me. I shed a grown man tear. Beautiful. #RepBX

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

1 year

As far as baseball is concerned, Mickey Mantle, hands down.

Baseball Quotes

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1 year

You get to choose one athlete to have an injury free career. Who you picking?

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Chris Vitali

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1 year

@NFL_Stats My man will have a job in less than 48 hours after that performance.

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

4 years

Time to bust out the big guns. We’re back.

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Chris Vitali

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5 months

I don’t care what anyone says. This Yankees team feels different. I haven’t had so much fun watching these guys in years. Let’s rock.

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Chris Vitali

@chrisvitali

8 months

So I’m sitting next to two guys, one 80 years young and one 87 - both of whom played in NY’s minor league system in the late 50s / 60s. Having the baseball history talk to end all history talks. I am now in full baseball mode.

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Chris Vitali

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1 year

So here I am in Cooperstown and standing in front of @RodCarew_29 ’s HOF plaque. Am I a horrible person for secretly wishing they’d add the now iconic phrase “Go Polish your Calculator” to it?