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Saved by Godโ€™s grace. Photo snapper. Writer. World Champion Dodgers fan. Cold-brew powered. Inspired by creatives. Tweets: Marketing. News. Sports. Life.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
7 months
๐ŸŽฅ SHOHEI OHTANI JUST HIT HIS FIRST HOME RUN AS A LOS ANGELES DODGER! AND I WAS THERE!!
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
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Fun Fact: @Phillies were the first MLB team on this app to congratulate the Dodgers after the 2020 World Series. I love that.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
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@NARAL Uh, it is a human. You do know that, right?
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
10 months
They laughed when the Dodgers didnโ€™t spend last season. Theyโ€™re crying louder than toddlers tonight because the front office has been cooking this offseason. Pick a โ€œstruggle,โ€ Dodger haters.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
3 years
ESPN broadcast talking Dodgers payroll with a former overpaid Yankee in the booth is...rich.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
4 years
Not even President Obama would cancel Vin Scully.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
6 years
CNN is the neighbor who calls the police on your daughters for sellling lemonade without a permit.
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CNN
6 years
Video footage and the written report of Trump's visit with service members in Iraq showed signing of hats and a "Trump 2020" patch. But troops' requests for the autographs could brush up against Department of Defense guidelines for political activities.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
7 months
You know what stinks, @BillPlaschke ? Your journalistic credibility in the city of Los Angeles.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
7 months
๐ŸŽฅ Tyler Glasnow in slo-mo.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
10 months
This is getting so funny. The San Francisco Giants fan who wants to go after Shohei Ohtaniโ€™s deferrals for taxes had her business license suspended for โ€œfailure to fileโ€ a tax return and โ€œfailure to payโ€ taxes in March 2021. We see you, @MaliaCohen @CAController !
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
7 months
I didnโ€™t know so many fans within Baseball Twitter had a law degreeโ€ฆ
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
4 years
This hits hard. ๐Ÿ’™
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
2 years
Blake Treinen returning to the Dodgers roster the day after the Biden speech? Sometimes the script really does write itself.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
7 months
This investigation is a waste of time because Baseball Twitter lawyers on this app already wrapped up their own โ€œunbiasedโ€ investigation on Shohei Ohtani.
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Juan Toribio
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MLB announces they began their investigation process earlier today on the situation involving Shohei Ohtani and Ippei Mizuhara
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
9 months
Shohei Ohtani in the house! #DodgerFest
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
2 years
Dodger fan here retweeting in solidarity with my Aโ€™s friends! โœŠ๐Ÿผ
@gamer_athletics
Gabriel Hernandez
2 years
We Are Here
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
6 years
@oliverdarcy What are you going to do about it? Get them banned from Twitter?
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
5 years
@ABC7 This headline doesnโ€™t offer useful information to me as a citizen, but only seeks to further panic among my fellow Americans already spooked about coronavirus. Very clickbait-y. @abc7davidono
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
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My mom is the reason Iโ€™m a @Dodgers fan today. And I know Iโ€™m not the only one. The reality is that women belong here just as much (arguably more, in fact). This tweet carries the tone of making women + girls feel secondary and โ€œotherโ€ (which is rather unfair).
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@pittsburghbob69
Bob Strazza
7 months
Not that there is anything wrong with women or young girls enjoying or being a part of the sport but baseball is a quintessential father and son pastime.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
3 years
In all the excitement of todayโ€™s White House visit, can we take a moment to recognize the legendary Jon SooHoo? ๐Ÿ“ท
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
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@DoZay1 Grown man acting like a child. How embarrassing
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
1 year
@BauerOutage You compromised your โ€œintegrityโ€ and โ€œreputationโ€ a long time ago, Trevor. And you allowed poor choices in your personal life to become a distraction to the Dodgers, a team that gave you a second chance. You blew a whole lot of trust, and these are just consequences.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
2 years
The media goes really soft on Justin Verlanderโ€™s performance in the postseason.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
5 years
@KamalaHarris @cmarinucci @GavinNewsom Heโ€™s not doing this for you. Gavin has always only looked out for #1 : Himself.
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1 year
Five-game winning streak for our @Dodgers !
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@meghanncuniff Reading + critical thinking is hard for his fan club.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
3 years
No Kershaw slander allowed.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
6 years
@NBCNews @MicahGrimes Shame on you, Micah. โ€œMisidentifiedโ€? Your corrected tweet only comes after many users, who donโ€™t even work in newsrooms, called out @NBCNews for publishing a selectively edited clip to its Twitter account. You very well know the original tweet gets more RTs than a correction.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
5 years
Today was a good day, fam. Thanks to @Dodgers_Blues for getting the ball rolling on this! #DodgersTweetUp โšพ๏ธ
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
7 years
@levarburton When are the Reading Rainbow 7 sneakers being released? I need a pair!
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
2 years
@TalkingFriars How is it "embarrassing" if the money is going to charity, Ben?
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
2 years
@etanowitz @MLB @Phillies @Cody_Bellinger @Dodgers Maybe you shouldโ€™ve dropped the phone + helped your kid get the ball that landed just inches away from you?
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
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Always with us, Vin. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
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Looking for new friends. Where you at, A's Twitter?
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
9 months
Gonna tell my kids that this man traded away Hall of Famer Adrian Beltre from my Dodgers.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
3 years
Charlie Steiner > TBS announcers
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
4 years
Wow.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
2 years
@SportsTalkATL This you? ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
2 years
@SavageNtheBox Jealous ex vibes. ๐Ÿค”
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
2 years
A story in two parts. After Kershaw came out of the game. Just so you know, Iโ€™ve always been very kind to @Howard_Cole on this app.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
5 years
Flew solo to the game tonight. Some Dodger fans welcomed me to join their group + watch the game from the standing room - wheelchair accessible section on Top Deck. They were the kindest fans ever. We cheered together, talked + shared snacks. This game unites, man. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
3 years
Stealth flyover never gets old, man! #RoseParade
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
2 years
@Pantone294 You lost the trust of so many Dodger fans a long time ago. The same fake โ€œfan clubโ€ that tried to profit off of Kobeโ€™s death is telling us thereโ€™s no money in this. Nobody is buying this weak PR damage control.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
5 years
What kind of person does this to a former teammate?
@kengurnick
Ken Gurnick
5 years
Roberts said Archie Bradley was shooing Pollock off the field and the Dodgers took offense to that.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
5 years
Chills, man. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโšพ๏ธ
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
5 years
@GavinNewsom @senatemajldr Update on lowering Californiaโ€™s taxes, gas prices, homelessness, dirty streets, and overall cost of living? Besides tweeting like POTUS?
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
11 months
@DodgersNation You lost all your credibility. And you should lose your Dodger Stadium press credentials for the next 10 years too.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
2 years
You seemed pretty invested in 2020 until yโ€™all blew 3-1 lead + changed the narrative to โ€˜it doesnโ€™t count.โ€™
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@SportsTalkATL
SportsTalkATL.com
2 years
Dodgers fans, and their terrible media, just need to accept they havenโ€™t won a championship since 1988. You guys suck, of course Freddie doesnโ€™t want to be there
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
3 years
Blue Jordans never coming off, @MrErickVazquez . ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
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@DodgersBeat I hope that hot dog man makes bank today.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
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@Angels Come to your real home, Ohtani-san!
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
5 years
Do you know how many Dodger fans wouldโ€™ve congratulated Yeli if he won MVP? A lot. Take note, @Brewers and fans.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
5 years
@dcNATSHACK If youโ€™re going to cancel Kurt, are you also going to cancel most of the team that won your city a championship? They showed up to the White House...
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
3 years
@MLB Dear Rob Manfred, Resign. Not re-sign. RESIGN. Sincerely, All baseball fans
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
5 years
Ban the bad guys in baseball for life. Send the message to the next generation of ball players that the mistreatment of women wonโ€™t be tolerated.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
2 years
@bdez559 @Phillies That would be nice to return the favor.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
3 years
Mad love for Mad Max, man!
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
5 years
@RoArquette This tweet reeks of โ€œI want to attention. Somebody pay attention to me.โ€ Not of care and concern.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
3 years
If the Dodgers win the next 7 in a row, Iโ€™ll give up coffee for the rest of the year.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
4 years
@DodgersNation Allll day.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
1 year
@BenVerlander Too late for you to hop on the Dodgers bandwagon, Ben!
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
2 years
Out of nowhere, Danny Trejo at the Rose Parade. @TrejosTacos
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
2 years
@NYPost_Mets Youโ€™re a reporter who covers the Mets and youโ€™re not going to name the โ€œone Metโ€ who said this?
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
2 years
Two years ago today, Cody Bellinger robbed disgraced ringworm cream user Fernando Tatis Jr.* in a real season that eventually led to a World Series for our Los Angeles Dodgers.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
2 years
@stephenvstrex @Dodgers As a Dodgers fan, I am numb. So I can only laugh at this too. Hahaha.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
4 years
How special was it to have @Joe_Davis on the call? Weโ€™re blessed, Los Angeles!
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
10 months
@JD78855685 Dude, you have a billion numbers in your username. Sit this one out, troll.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
1 year
@TalkingFriars @SFGiants Brother, you're making him the villain for engagement in your timeline. Don't be like the vultures in the corporate media. Be different!
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
10 months
This is @MaliaCohen ( @MaliaCohenBOE ) with San Francisco Giants CEO Larry Baer. Her concern comes across as disingenuous.
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@BillShaikin
Bill Shaikin
10 months
If you had โ€œShohei Ohtaniโ€™s contract triggers state controller to plead for Congressional interventionโ€ on your Hot Stove bingo card, congratulations! #dodgers
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
1 year
Snagged a home run during batting practice! For the photo only. Gotta spread the love of the game to the kiddos! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
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@christopherguz
Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
5 years
Helllooooo! ๐Ÿ˜
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
5 years
@Dodgers Get well and get strong, Vin! See you sooner than later at the Ravine! ๐Ÿ™Œ
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
4 years
The LA County public health director who receives a $465,411 salary wants to keep unemployed Americans (including small business owners in my community) at home. For another three months. Got it.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
1 year
Grateful to be here tonight, thanks to good friends! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
3 years
We can watch this game all night because Dodgers Twitter is apparently unemployed + donโ€™t have to go to work in the AM...
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
7 years
@BenHowe Nacho Libre
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
3 years
Corey Seager belongs in Los Angeles! Get it done!
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
3 years
@THEREAL_DV We donโ€™t root for San Diego-caliber teams in Los Angeles.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
4 years
@ChueyMartinez @Dodgers @BauerOutage Just because youโ€™re some radio DJ with some verified check mark doesnโ€™t mean you speak for me. Stay in your lane.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
7 months
Signage from the Swoosh for the LA Marathon is great
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
5 years
DFA the haters. And give the man a bobblehead already.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
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@DodgersNation Iโ€™m going to go ahead + hit the unfollow button. Because this is such a weak, poorly-worded statement regarding the matter. Whereโ€™s your moral compass, guys? What did you know?
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
5 years
@sam_raul91 @KingJames Best response to his tweet, Sam. ๐Ÿ‘
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
2 years
@GavinNewsom Avoided? ๐Ÿค”
@abc7marc
Marc Brown
2 years
Wellโ€ฆ the power just went out here at @ABC7 .
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
4 years
Wishing coronavirus on someone who doesnโ€™t share your politics makes you a vile human being. Evergreen tweet.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
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@MayorOfLA @metrolosangeles When crime spikes, we must act urgently to address it by voting out District Attorney George Gascon.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
5 years
@NYTArchives You guys are doing a lot of edits these days.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
2 years
Took a nasty spill in front of Vinโ€™s memorial. Walked up the hill. Shoutout to the @Dodgers EMTs for hooking me up with cleaning up the wound. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
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@Dodgers Donโ€™t want him back. His โ€œpersonal lifeโ€ has been enough of a distraction to the team. Heโ€™s demonstrated poor discernment. Let @BauerOutage go pitch in Japan. Or down in San Diego since he loves making โ€œconnectionsโ€ down there so much.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
1 year
Dave Roberts doesnโ€™t get enough credit for keeping the chemistry + culture together in that Dodger clubhouse. I said what I said.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
11 months
My friendโ€™s uncle spotted Tyler Glasnow in business class on his flight back to Los Angeles. Itโ€™s happening, yโ€™all!
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
2 years
@padresfangirl @mlbfights Interesting observation.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
3 years
@ErnieAndDave Hanley not getting his ribs broken.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
2 years
@SuckaFree1on1 @DodgersAndrew @Pads1818 Not employed by the team. Please educate yourself before posting unfounded statements that make yourself look ignorant.
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Chris Guzman ๐Ÿ†
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@10NewsCoronel @Padres Dave Roberts swept the Padres last year and went on to become a World Champion manager. The bitterness certainly isnโ€™t coming from him, Marie. ๐Ÿ˜Š
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