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@christiun

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Yes, well. I'm workin on it. he/him

Nagoya-shi Higashi, Aichi
Joined January 2010
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Christian K
6 months
@politicalth0t I love the sweet spontaneous human interaction but what was she hoping to gain from telling you this lmao
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1 year
@tyleroakley We love to see gay men thrive. Just not this one.
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2 years
@Rai_Bread_ @MunchingOrange Just like her wig she got the whole team set wrong.
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2 years
@rowan66702629 @JoeMerrick Doesn’t matter who he is. You were still wrong lol
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Christian K
6 months
@ninth_amendment @jomeezy617 @majin2chaos @AceHainley The revelation is that art is a reflection of life and the human condition. It is not always some deep philosophical interpretation of suffering or an artists anguish, but can also express simple yet profound concepts: love in its purest form, that between a mother and her child
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@christiun
Christian K
5 years
@ZachWierdo @Anti Jigglypuff is not available in this game.
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1 year
@kevyboreland @BigslimWRLD Yeah haha nice, do 50% to the enemy, potentially take a 4x super effective drain punch to the face, and still get fissured in the end.
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6 months
@ninth_amendment @jomeezy617 @majin2chaos @AceHainley lmao u got me so anyway what satisfaction do you get from being purposefully insufferable?
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Christian K
3 years
@trnug Angemon made me gay
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Christian K
3 years
One of my 9 year old students asked me the other day, “Do you like girls or are you like a rainbow or whatever?” I am a rainbow or whatever.
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Christian K
2 years
I had a really good Christmas. Just me, my love, and the 300+ Pokémon I managed to get over the course of two days.
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Christian K
6 months
@goftue I rode a train for 45 minutes, walked 25 more minutes, and waited outside for 20 more minutes for this dude I was down bad. Now we’re dating lol it was worth it
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Christian K
6 months
@Sin_Salt Not only is this extremely terrifying for the future, but it currently is incredibly uncanny and creepy.
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Christian K
2 years
@CybertronVGC The fact that a technical difficulty resulted in a really shameful loss on a team with Galisopod in a Guzma fashion is god tier levels of irony.
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Christian K
10 years
There is no better feeling than closing out all the tabs you had open for a test or a paper once you've turned it in.
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@christiun
Christian K
3 years
@heybabyV_ @NotRazzifier @mutual_as This was honestly such a lovely interaction. This explanation of why it was humorous was actually educational and made me feel like less of a bad person for enjoying the humor in it.
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Christian K
3 years
I’m 70kg but I put 69 on my Grindr profile cuz it’s sexier. No one has noticed my deceit.
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Christian K
8 months
There will be no more apologizing for dick hairs in the sink. We clean them on our own accord.
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Christian K
2 years
My bf, being a Japanese man, does not understand the pure malice behind the 👍 emoji and he uses it as like a completely normal affirmation of what I just said but it still sends me into a minor panic for a split second every time I see it.
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Christian K
4 years
Love is asking your significant other if they need to pee before you spend a leg-numbingly lengthy amount of time dropping a deuce.
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@christiun
Christian K
8 months
One of my exes once got upset that I went to bed hugging a Pokémon stuffed animal rather than him. Now I shit with the door open. Is love overrated? Signs pointing towards yes atm
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Christian K
4 years
I’d pay 20 dollars for a dish at a restaurant just titled “burnt cheese.”
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Christian K
5 months
I got BEAT BY A JAPANESE HOST IN SMASH BROS Do I seppuku or suck his dick?
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Christian K
6 months
@thegulag202187 @danker_hank Every Asian country hates the other basically except for like a handful who grudgingly tolerate each other.
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Christian K
4 years
My boyfriend bought me a wallet for my birthday and I am tweeting this so I do not forget where my wallet came from in 15 years when I am inevitably still using it.
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Christian K
7 months
I think my appendix just burped at me a bit.
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Christian K
3 years
One of the Japanese words for uvula is throat penis
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Christian K
10 years
I don't mind it but I'm praying this ice bucket wave moves past without me on it I really just don't feel like makin the mess
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Christian K
2 years
@LestatWaifu @liliapissz @shenhedailys Good point but now dori has taken her place as most useless electro healer
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Christian K
3 years
I’m gonna blame all my problems on this damn sugar free gum. Who the hell makes a gum called “xylitol” anyway?
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Christian K
5 months
Im Schrödinger’s slut rn
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Christian K
1 year
Maybe I’m a frog
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@christiun
Christian K
6 months
At 31 years old finally some random stranger asked me to spot them at the gym 🥹🥹🥹 We made it fellas
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Christian K
3 years
I am unapologetically gay in all the boring ways.
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Christian K
5 months
Maybe Icarus just sucked at flying.
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@christiun
Christian K
5 years
I don’t know when it happened but I like bubble tea now
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Christian K
4 months
Hot people get away with too much
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@christiun
Christian K
3 years
Dang I miss having friends
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Christian K
3 years
I am once again attempting to improve myself in 16 different ways all at once. This is perfectly healthy.
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Christian K
5 years
I never thought I’d say this but... I’m tired of seeing buff sexy men on my Instagram feed.
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Christian K
3 years
I ignored a random old man trying to practice his English on me for the first time.
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Christian K
5 years
Learning where to draw the line at “loving yourself” and “indulging yourself” is so tough. I’d be lying if I said my purpose for losing weight wasn’t just to look better. But it’s tough not to let the idea of “looking good” to consume me.
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Christian K
5 years
I don’t care for pictures of babies.
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@christiun
Christian K
4 years
Netflix should really stop trying to use Japanese in their shows unless they really learn how to speak it. It’s sooo cringey.
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Christian K
2 years
I just realized having a gamer bf means there is no one to stop me from buying life sized $100 plushies of my favorite game mascots now
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Christian K
4 months
Was literally discussing how I am not ready for ganondorf fight and this happened lmaooooo
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4 months
I'm fucking crying
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@christiun
Christian K
3 years
I ate Taco Bell 3 times in three days
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@christiun
Christian K
4 years
My company is so small that if one of us gets sick we basically have to shut down for 2 weeks. The pressure is a bit overwhelming.
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Christian K
1 year
I just cooked something with an oven and didn’t burn down my apartment! Yay character growth. AND it tasted good!
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Christian K
5 months
Learning Chinese rn and some mainlanders can just be so openly racist to Japanese. I much prefer the subtle passive aggressive racism that JP people have come to master. One side slings shit, the other throws shade.
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Christian K
8 months
I can feel the creative insanity of loneliness kicking in again.
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Christian K
4 months
If forgetting that I need to pee really bad was an Olympic sport, I’d be a gold (shower) medalist
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Christian K
8 months
I kinda want someone I like to treat me like shit
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Christian K
4 years
I quit
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@christiun
Christian K
8 years
I'm pretty sure folk music is just country music for atheists
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@christiun
Christian K
4 years
Inject the disinfectant in your veins lol
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@christiun
Christian K
5 years
就活してる若者いっぱいいる!🦆❤️みんな頑張りな!
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Christian K
6 months
Do not go to the club after leg day.
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@christiun
Christian K
3 years
There is a very confused cicada chirping on my balcony at 11:30 at night and I find this bitch very relatable.
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Christian K
6 months
It feels strange getting more attention in my thirties than I ever did in my entire twenties.
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Christian K
4 years
Not only did I already buy xenoblade for the 3rd time, but I also bought the English version of 2 because I got too fed up with the JP version to finish it. And I bought the DLC. And paper mario. Yay voucher system.
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Christian K
1 year
I think I’ll go running to help burn some calories. Me after run: gosh i sure am ASTRONOMICALLY HUNGRY after that run better have a second dinner
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Christian K
3 years
Today I canceled a taco party and then made the tacos and ate them myself.
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Christian K
11 months
Listening to my top played music of 2017and down and I’m honestly so impressed with my past self like damn what happened.
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@christiun
Christian K
3 years
It is extremely ironic that in my hyper conservative evangelical family, the only one who has liven the “godly life” with no divorce, unwed pregnancy, homosexuality(heh), or any of those “big sins” is my cousin who was very openly atheist at a young age.
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Christian K
4 months
“How come I’m not more masculine?” I wonder as I consume the most feminine gay-ass flamboyant media 24/7
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@christiun
Christian K
1 year
@physmcp Give her a few margaritas and I think she just might?
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@christiun
Christian K
10 years
Just sit in the center. Sit in the damn middle it's really not gonna kill you I promise.
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Christian K
10 years
"I'm so poor" I tweeted on my iPad while drinking starbucks and listening to music on my phone in a flagship university
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Christian K
6 months
I love having a bf if only just for the sexy Aladin word play. No hook up would suffer this.
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Christian K
3 years
I am a mess but have consistently flossed for 4 entire weeks.
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@christiun
Christian K
5 years
I guess if it wasn’t so hard I wouldn’t find it special. This sentence applies to so many things in my life.
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Christian K
5 years
I want the eevee tamagotchi but it sold out:(
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Christian K
5 years
「いつかアメリカに帰るの?」と聞かれる時、そこで僕を待ってることはないと覚える。実家のみんなは僕がいるかいないかと構わずに毎日を過ごしている。でも悲しいわけではない。ここに来ると決めたからしょうがないな。
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Christian K
2 years
Why do I feel both thirst and the need to pee? WHICH PART OF MY BODY IS LYING?
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@christiun
Christian K
10 years
One of the biggest struggle in my life is the unending autocorrect war between the words "food" and "good"
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@christiun
Christian K
4 years
Just gonna take this ffxiv patch nice and slow. Lots of stuff to do and lots of time to do it.
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