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@chrispontiusass

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im not even joking when i say i think about kumar's shirt every single day

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receiving this in the mail was the most surreal experience of my life

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and that is the last time we will ever see kendall roy

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saying "we are so back" is an addiction

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classic rock songs i hate: - smoke on the water - feel like makin' love - sweet child o'mine - dream on - satisfaction - the joker - hotel california - walk this way - in the air tonight - i love rock n roll - free falling - more than a feeling - we built this city

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i ❤️ decorating my room

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officially changed my major from psych to film

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this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

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2 years

its so funny that robert de niro is only 25% italian

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lilienne

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in his 40s??? LETS SHOOT FOR 80s 😛

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some of you post “i’d fuck that old man” under pictures of him when he was 23 and a skinny twink but aren’t bold enough to do it under pictures of him in his 40s, 30 pounds heavier with facial hair and i’m judging you. fake old man fuckers i’m coming for you.

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the impractical jokers

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i need him so bad

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mass rep0rt i’m literally going to throw up bro

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lilienne

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idc if ppl r gna get mad at this but it pisses me off so bad when ppl complain about being skinny

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hes italian passing

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11 months

u guys never watched the real bros of simi valley?? or american vandal 😭😭

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the way that skylar gisondo has sons…

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1 year

u flew higher than the sky

no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉

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one thing about sitcoms is that there’s always that one character that has some kind of deep unresolved trauma that gets completely overlooked for the laughs

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the twin towers were ugly as hell i think we can all admit it now

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nathan fielder sings lana del rey born to die

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1 year

SHOUTOUT VIAGRA🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

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1 year

Robert De Niro has revealed he has become a father to his seventh child at the age of 79. 🔗:

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went to my first high school party last night

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WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT

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i was going to be unemployed as a psych major anyway guys its fine

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me with all of my goddamn interests

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how it feels stanning a celebrity with no fandom

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and this is coming from a major classic rock fan btw

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lilienne

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GODFATHER OOMFS i got this vhs box set of all the movies for 10 bucks at goodwill 😭🙏🙌

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1 year

its so profound

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anthony bourdain

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flea market haul 😋

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2 years

the answer is very clear.

ginger 🧚🏻‍♀️

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what’s a good male performance where he’s being a SLUT a MANWHORE

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lilienne

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THE #SCHWARTZMANAISSANCE IS HERE LETS LET THE WORLD KNOW WHO’S ON TOP!!!!!!!!

Film Updates

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Jason Schwartzman was the most-watched actor of 2023 on Letterboxd.

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lilienne

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watching malcolm in the middle and they’re mean to reese

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2 years

shaving my pussy for the impractical jokers live tour

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lilienne

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1 year

but its so positive tho like when im constantly flopping and one teeny tiny thing goes my way then immediately im like YEAHHHH WE ARE SOOOOO FUCKING BACK

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LOOK AT THIS HEAT I JUST BOUGHT 🔥🔥🥶

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1 year

here’s the full haul!!!!🙌

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i’m at amoeba and i’m going to do the CRAZIEST haul when i get home

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lilienne

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this is de niro at his peak hotness. all other opinions are incorrect

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In a feature from movie review show Film 90, Scorsese and the cast talk about GOODFELLAS.

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lilienne

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this looks like a scene from impractical jokers

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1 year

WOAH...

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lilienne

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1 year

whatever u do please do not get into the daniel larson lore cuz how did i end up watching him shove a toothbrush up his ass and proceed to put it into his mouth

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lilienne

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2 years

thinking about how yeah its totally weird and creepy that leonardo dicaprio is dating a 19 year old but at the same time if i were to get into a multiple decade age gap relationship i would need everyone to shut the fuck up and let me live in bliss and peace

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all insecurities r valid but have u ever met a bitch thats like "well being skinny's hard too" cuz if u havent u dont understand the smackability factor of that person rising to unsafe levels

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headliners at the babygirl convention

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me trying not to find a man with a big nose attractive

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he fascinates me

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i feel bad for her 😭

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i found this let it go frozen parody i made in 5th grade about pooping

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pussy facing the world vs cock shame

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“your voting machine is broken” what a loser i love @him

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the last month of senior year is the worst cuz ur constantly seeing how annoying ur classmates that got into good schools are and how stuck up they are about it

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HEY. PIPE DOWN.

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i started its always sunny ive watched a couple episodes so far and its srsly one of the funniest things ive ever seen...

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2 years

me whenever i catch myself saying “slay” “yass” or “cunt” in my head

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rewatching this scene is just as jarring as it was seeing it for the first time

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this is such an awful and lame way of thinking LMAO life is too short guys oml

britain slander account 

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do NOT follow your dreams. work in tech

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@johnwaterscunt lush

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i’m that one girl who doesn’t play about freaks and geeks

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pick a sitcom that got 2 or less seasons

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my phone is playing a cruel, cruel trick on me…

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the truest thing i’ve ever seen

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AWWWWWWW NO STOP IM LITERALLY GOING TO CRY IM NOT EVEN JOKING

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@chipenjoyer1 i agree i think i would like it more if it wasn’t so overplayed

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me when i listen to blur

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we need to ban people from wearing band shirts if they aren’t actual fans of the band

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he looks like a chuck e cheese animatronic

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smash or pass: random men i like edition first up: nathan fielder

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OH HELLLLLL NO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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my version if you even care

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lilienne

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how it feels having an extremely mainstream interest

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@Sodiummm_ ik they don’t have lips so their general upper orifice ig

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oh...

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HELPPPPPP MICHAEL WE'RE GNA GET U EMPLOYED LETS GET U ANOTHER ACTING GIG I DIDNT KNOW TIMES WERE THIS TOUGH RN

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new heaven by marc jacobs campaign ☆

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and yes i fucking know…

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Q'S HAIR IS SO CUTE

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how it feels to be bisexual

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me whenever i have any sort of minor inconvenience

Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now - 2011 Remaster

Song · The Smiths · 1984

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I FUCKING GRADUATED!!!!!!!! I MADE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the right side ate the left side up sooo bad its not even close

ivy | Hourly Beatles

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them.

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DANIEL LARSON WAS ARRESTED BY THE FBI AND COULD SERVE UP TO 65 YEARS IN JAIL ?!?!??!?

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lilienne

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1 year

its this gif of joe gatto eating a deep fried twinkie over a sink at a fast food restaurant in season 5 episode 14 of impractical jokers and me against the world