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Chris

@chrisbtw97

4 years

I'm in a really bad place right now. Not mentally, I'm just in a country that's been governed by tories for 10 years.

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Chris

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4 years

The show villain // the true villain #SellingSunset

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Jimbo serving Scooby Doo luna ghost #DragRaceUK #jimbo

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10 months

Big fan of Miles Teller's latest role as Jonny in #TraitorsUK

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@awaiting_still @matchu_chutrain Yay we're 'logistical difficulties'

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@TheKandyMuse She literally named herself Elliott with 2 Ts and its still not sticking 😂

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3 years

Can't wait to see @ChipShopBird again on #DragRaceUKvsTheWorld

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@ofRobert_ @gracecamille_

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@gen_exo_lev @sozinsvomit @enctrI @quenblackwell Right. What if your surname is apple, your partners is banana. You become the apple-banana family. Your child, an apple-banana, gets married to a carrot-donut. Then their family become the apple-bannana-carrot-donuts. And then it just gets worse and worse 😂

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@shut_up_brenda @trixiemattel Save the bombs. @ global warming

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@espeonaj3435 @YMSSTRthrowaway @strngesupremacy 2) The illuminati called her 'that little witch' or something, so they were just underestimating her. I think they were expecting the level of wanda they knew, aka wanda without the darkhold

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4 years

Damn this blew up 😎 follow me on insta @ chrisbtw and please dont vote Tory in 2024 🙌🏼🌹

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@itv2 In the summer of 2021 you should return with a bang and do Love Island All Stars! I wanna see @MauraHiggins explode at @chrishughes_22 over his terrible rapping while @OvieSoko makes this face

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Old me: me now:

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It's so easy for older generations to judge younger for occasionally breaking rules to see friends to maintain some semblance of good mental health When 53 year old Karen is missing 5 social events a year while we're missing 10 a month (and the best years of our lives)

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@chrisbtw97

9 months

When I suggested all stars, this lot is not what I meant #LoveIsland

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@chrisbtw97

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@itv2 In the summer of 2021 you should return with a bang and do Love Island All Stars! I wanna see @MauraHiggins explode at @chrishughes_22 over his terrible rapping while @OvieSoko makes this face

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People doing fireworks tonight like.... read the room guys

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@trixiemattel @ChipShopBird The day I ripped my Jeans but it was fine because miss tracy Martell touched me 😊🥰

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5 years

My parents: When are you going to put your christmas presents for us under the tree? Me (poor): are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?

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4 years

Theres a special place in hell reserved for people who choose dark chocolate over milk chocolate

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3 years

👏Don't👏use👏photos👏with👏your👏hotter👏friends👏on👏dating👏profiles👏

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5 years

Jesus christ. This woman really is Hitler reincarnate

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@Minkinkie @DailyMirror If only there was a 6 season show detailing this very idea 😂

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@thatsbishen Dya know what would make this even sexier? The safety of a seatbelt 😍

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Chris

@chrisbtw97

5 years

When Rose Tyler, the Bad Wolf, knighted by Queen Vic, slayer of the Dalek Emporer and Satan himself, condemns your shity political party, it's all over.

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@billiepiper

5 years

Cannot get behind a man who shames single mums and their children, uses casual racism, gambles with the NHS and gives zero fucks about our children’s future. To all the young ones, learn how to vote tactically & rid us of this looming horror show: ✌️❤️xx

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3 years

Work tomorrow

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3 years

👏Abolish👏all👏star👏rules👏 #DragRaceUk #DragRaceUKvsTheWorld

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@chrisbtw97

3 years

A year later, it's worse. It's so much worse.

Chris

@chrisbtw97

4 years

I'm in a really bad place right now. Not mentally, I'm just in a country that's been governed by tories for 10 years.

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I can't tell if I keep having deja vu, or it's just that all my days are exactly the same

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@TheDragPolls NOEL please!

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@soafiee

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2 years

Wish I looked like this

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5 years

Top 4 mirror selfies 2019 😉😎

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10 year old me staring at the mens underwear packaging in primark while my mum wasnt looking #babyyodamemes #gaybyyoda

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To my future husband: the only holiday proposal I will accept is a pancake day proposal

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@zamoluzon @TrinityTheTuck from Atlanta georgia

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@kimpetras me when I see my crush #floodmybasement

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😍🌱🌴

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4 years

This home is PERFECTION.

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@SLRRHODES @chrisbtw OK boomer

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@chrisbtw97

3 years

Anyone have any advice on how to ever communicate with your mother again after she's walked in on you getting head? 💀💀

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@chrisbtw97

5 years

Today's the day. If you vote anything other than Lab/ Lib/ Green, you hate the poor, hate the gays and hate saving the environment and you're a bad Millenial. 🌹🔶️🌳 #Election2019

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@chrisbtw97

4 years

The rest of the world right now #USElection

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@chrisbtw97

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💁‍♀️

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You just had to be there

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@palaeopolitics @TheMendozaWoman ???

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@chrisbtw97

2 years

Can't believe I spent almost 2k on fixing my teeth and no family members noticed at Christmas 😭

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@chrisbtw97

5 years

When you catch your housemate going outside twice in the same day #StayHome

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@chrisbtw97

4 years

And people say avengers was the biggest crossover event in history

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@chrisbtw97

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@cursedhive My childhood.

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5 years

@antnyvlz Gotta be britney 😍

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@chrisbtw97

3 years

My viral tweet walked so this one could run 🤣

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5 years

girls and gays applying lip balm in winter

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@chrisbtw97

5 years

My housemate when she brings a boy home after a night out and I'm just tryna sleep

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5 years

this video of Sophie Turner screaming on the set of X Men is sending me

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4 years

Please let me get vaccinated at G-A-Y while I eat my mcdonalds 😍🤞

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DJ Covid all night long

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The 5 year glow up 💁🏼‍♂️🥳

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1. Go to your SnapChat. 2. Scroll all the way down and save your first saved selfie. 3. Scroll back up & save your most recent selfie. 4. Now put them side by side and see how much has changed.

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2 years

Posted a video to my story that I didn't realise had a reflection of me naked in it (it was up for half an hour) 💀 I will now have to pass away 🫠 apologies to anyone that saw 😭

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@imlirvingit

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5 years

I cant believe it. It's happened again. For the 23rd year in a row I've come down on christmas morning to find not even a single puppy under the tree. Absolutely fuming 😡🎅

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@chrisbtw97

4 years

With All stars 6 just around the corner, I think everyone needs to lower their expectations and prepare themselves for the worst line up in all stars history, just a warning #as6 #allstars6

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4 years

My hair dryer broke a month ago, since then I've just been leaning over the radiator for 15 mins, seems to do the job

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Me watching #TheHauntingofBlyManor #HauntingOfBlyManor #DragRace

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😂

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2 years

Nothing more awkward than being on a night out with your boyfriend and having to introduce him to your ex 💀💀

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@chrisbtw97

4 years

Just do a month long national lockdown you twats, give up on the tier BS

BBC Breaking News

@BBCBreaking

4 years

Millions more people to move into toughest tier 4 restrictions in England from midnight after Covid cases escalate

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@anthonygonnn Has this man not seen 1 man 1 jar?! 😱

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@chrisbtw97

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@rpdrukfans @LADYBUNNY77 Whilst she’s here? Like still with us? 😂

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5 years

I just want myself a Finn #loveisland

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2 years

Does anyone actually 'do' their taxes or do we all just hope and pray that HMRC take the right amount?

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3 years

Primark with their stock of white jeans tomorow morning #LoveIsland

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4 years

Cant believe I'm single for ANOTHER lockdown 🙃🙃

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2 years

The worst thing about single life is not having anyone to give away your burger gherkins to 💔

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4 years

I need to stop matching with guys just cause they're over 6 foot, I swear I see that magical 6 number and just get so distracted

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@imlirvingit I personally prefer clapham South 😉

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Tb 👏

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How I wanna be with someones son @BennyDRAMA7 @more_milf

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@JasmineAlcorn98

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Ugh I want a b*yfriend. Where can I find one

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@Fayway Bidens in! Atleast 50% of your news is good

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I swear Ru and Michelle must have been on crack while filming the elimination days on season 2 #DragRaceUK

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@chrisbtw97

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I'm so glad the government decided to listen to my kind words of advice

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@chrisbtw97

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Just do a month long national lockdown you twats, give up on the tier BS

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@imlirvingit 😍🔥

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James Felton

@JimMFelton

4 years

Update

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@chrisbtw97

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Just as Covid ends, chris pratt's gonna accidentally release Covid 2.0 from that amber mosquito

Laura Dern

@LauraDern

4 years

Get ready...

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@chrisbtw97

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@JasmineAlcorn98 Normalise not saying normalise!

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@MitchellLWell Just finished series 3, so good!

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Me day 3 vs day 8 of isolation

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@murphiis_law Yvie or jaida sadly 😭 but they're still both great

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@GoldenEraDoco For me its From Russia with love - we need a remake

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@Spotify

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@RuPaulsDragRace @RuPaul @FallonTonight Ru says 'the tenacity of the human spirit' in every interview ever 🙄

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@chrisbtw97

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@spaceymasey_ @BrynnAddict Backup your phone, factory reset it, restore it and use a different number and email address and itll work ✌

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@chrisbtw97

4 years

Not me thinking people are dying from erectile dysfunction 💀

Sade🎀

@sadeadekugbe

4 years

people dying from EDs should be a wake up call to stop commenting on peoples bodies and eating habits.

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@chrisbtw97

4 years

Haven't we suffered enough already this year

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4 years

. @LiamPayne will release a Christmas single titled “Naughty List” this Friday, October 30th. ❄️

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@chrisbtw97

4 years

@Notecraig @DrJessTaylor Yeahh Torys (conservatives) are the UK version of republicans

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@chrisbtw97

3 years

I feel seen

invader zim

@f8the

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ive never met a single attractive person that wasn’t absolutely unhinged

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@chrisbtw97

3 years

@_spasticity_ @Tom_Atkinson14 @x_tiyan Tricky one though, when I went interrailing, I didn't book hostels in advance for that reason, then a day came where I needed to book a place in Berlin on the day and it was €200 a night, so ended up sleeping in a train station 🤣

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