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Chris

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11 months

Has there ever been a less relatable story?

Jake Humphrey

@mrjakehumphrey

11 months

Out on Monday…on the High Performance Podcast…

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11 months

@redikki @johngibbonsblog What gets lost in the noise here is how casually he mentions that they’d already saved £20,000 themselves and he’d only need a year to pay it back. It’s basically a story about a man who buys a Porsche twice.

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8 years

@joelgolby that I under toasted my toast - "ridiculous waste of bread and mechanism."

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8 years

Bet there's producers sweating over Lampard & Gerrard as pundits, both talking over each other. Paul Scholes on the left, just off camera.

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10 years

This game has been like an argument between 2 people who are both wrong.

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8 years

@joelgolby this, or when he felt I used too much kitchen roll - "probably about 12p a square & that spill has now cost AT LEAST 36p."

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1 year

Married my best mate today.

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2 years

Gets odder every time you see him score, that Tuchel didn’t seem to think he was capable of doing what Lukaku also isn’t capable of doing.

Football on TNT Sports

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2 years

Tammy Abraham ➕ Roma 🟰 heaven 🥰 Wonderful turn and finish for Roma's main man 👏

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10 years

I mean, has there ever been a less appropriate name for a reporter on anything, ever? http://t.co/S1zkI8Rku0

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11 months

@gwsm1th Who knows not me

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8 years

@joelgolby I think the "AT LEAST" was as he had yet to factor in how much cordial had been wasted.

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10 years

@FootyAccums yeah, so, what now? http://t.co/F4Op4OEqZ6

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9 years

Opting to be called Memphis and growing out his sideburns are beginning to make Depay look like an Elvis superfan.

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8 years

@FootyAccums 250/1 Payet, Ronaldo and Zlatan to score a free kick!

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2 years

T-minus 1 year 💍

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9 years

http://t.co/FFvgQtVJKy

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9 years

Really @ChelseaFC ? Is now the best time? http://t.co/1FNXBn620y

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11 years

WHO YOU GONNA CALL?! http://t.co/w8b0cgRfOc

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2 years

Wanna feel old? This is The Ting Tings now

Rt Hon Nadine Dorries

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2 years

Tonight. 8pm on ⁦ @TalkTV ⁩

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8 years

Cesc is the only thing that makes Conte's Chelsea tick, mind boggles why he isn't starting.

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8 years

@ChelseaFC please make some noise about the replies to this, completely disgraceful and if you mean what you say, you'll act.

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11 months

I thought you said you’d paid the bills? I said maybeeeeeeee

The Mirror

@DailyMirror

11 months

Devastated couple facing £11,000 gas bill after being told they owe for 18 years

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10 years

Watching the big man, watching the big man! #greatbritishmenu http://t.co/63xgkKBGQX

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10 years

Worst part is, that'll be used as Chelsea bashing rather than a horrific insight to people's opinions and actions in 2015.

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6 years

@Andrew_Heaton I don’t really like the pelters that the West Brom one gets. It’s all part of Klopp. Without West Brom, there’s an argument you don’t get the last 7 days.

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2 years

Imagine not thinking this is main good thing about it

Lee Daggett

@LeeDaggett

2 years

Everything that’s wrong with football

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6 years

Been here before, just waiting on Dave to stick his knee up Suarez’s arse, Kante to bag before half time and then we can all make ourselves comfortable and wait for Morata to round Ter Steegan.

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8 years

@FootyAccums this is La Liga they usually give out cards for existing.

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7 years

ConservativeFanTV is going to be sensational

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11 years

It's a shame Anne Frank never saw Home Alone. Could have been a serious game changer in my opinion.

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9 years

Total football from Costa

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10 years

"Shall I just...?" http://t.co/Rc63HVKqNA

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1 year

Bit mad but been on 5Live talking to Kelly Cates and Mark Schwarzer about Chelsea, read my favourite magazine a bit beforehand

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2 years

👋 @ManWellGroup

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7 years

@parkedthebus I don't see why Drinkwater is the being talked up as the worst thing ever to happen in football. None of our midfielders offer what he does.

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2 years

Lowlights of Anfield away are obvious; shit chants, bad opinions and weird attempts at provocation. Highlights are the old boy stood next to me, the performance and the fella in front sorting his Hello Fresh for the week.

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6 years

Lost the best part of three stone this year. Shame that I’ve literally got to put that all back on now a new player has entered the game

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10 months

Is Marc Guehi my cat?

Indy Football

@IndyFootball

10 months

Marc Guehi on what he brings for England: ‘I can be aggressive, I can be cute’

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7 years

@VinnieJones65 @WELCOME_DUP

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2 years

Other underpaid workers opposing strike action is astounding; just doing their bosses work for them.

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10 months

I for one simply cannot breath after seeing this

Football on TNT Sports

@footballontnt

10 months

Absolutely breathtaking from Rafael Leao!! 🤩 It's 1-1 in Milan after just 12 minutes... 🙌 #UCL

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9 years

I mean, it's good that UKIP want someone to stay, I suppose. It's definitely progress of some sort.

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10 years

I mean, this Kanye thing is hilarious. Feels like I keep going under water.

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8 years

I wish I was the person my dog thinks I am.

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11 months

That’s what they want you to think

Southampton FC

@SouthamptonFC

11 months

3️⃣0️⃣ years ago today.... 🤯 🗓 #OnThisDay

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10 years

Suarez lives beyond the wall. 100% a Wilding.

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10 years

Millie had a cleansing face-mask on the walk today, she wanted to clear up dem 'paws'. http://t.co/xCxQNvuwK4

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11 years

YOU CAN DO IT BRUCE!!!! http://t.co/2qtxXa2msk

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2 years

I’ve such an strange relationship with the Champion’s League this season. I say ‘strange relationship’, what I really mean is that we’ve somehow booked our wedding on same day as the final. So, I’m more than happy for us to just not bother this year.

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8 years

Last time I help an old person do anything ever. Cross the road yourself you big prick.

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7 years

@SharpeShooter93 @VinnieJones65 @WELCOME_DUP "An EX employee just fell inside me..."

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9 years

Never been a fan of iced buns; once you've eaten the icing you're left with a family BBQ standard bread roll for desert. No way.

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1 year

See you soon comrade 🫡

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

1 year

EXCL: Brighton have already reached an agreement with 2004 born midfielder Carlos Baleba on personal terms — he’s fav option to replace Caicedo 🚨🔵🇨🇲 Opening bid has already been submitted to Lille — in excess of €16m and it also includes add-ons. Talks ongoing.

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12 years

#prayforRVP http://t.co/LUMSJtGy

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6 years

Being in a relationship is hearing the same stories 9000 times because the people you’re with haven’t heard it yet.

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1 year

Henry Winter Is Coming

Henry Winter

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1 year

#ARSCHE

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6 years

Tell your fathers, brothers and significant others.

ManWell Community

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6 years

Carrying a bit of extra weight? Thought your playing days were behind you? Get back on the pitch with #TeamMANWELL . Thursdays 7-9pm, Liverpool Hope University. Sign up NOW at . #MANWELL #Football #Merseyside #Weightloss #LFC #EFC #TRFC

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6 years

@whalebiologist8 “And he saying IVE SEEN THE BALL”

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10 years

Someone else looks set to tell Ched Evans no, just hope he doesn't take it as a yes, again.

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7 years

Arsenal are really good at looking like loads of great players who met in the car park 5 minutes before kick off.

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10 years

The way he held his teeth after looked like he has no control over them.

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8 years

Scousers do this thing were they nod up rather than down to say hello I think they mean come here so I go there & then they just look at me

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6 years

@dannydoes Anything to be said that the only 6 minutes I enjoyed Michy all season was Brighton away, and that looks the closest we came to playing this SarriBall the footballer avis are banging on about all last season? Could he actually be the answer

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1 year

Less funny

Matt Law

@Matt_Law_DT

1 year

Understand Liverpool have outbid Chelsea for Moises Caicedo which would also help explain Chelsea’s bid for Lavia. Suggestion however remains that Caicedo would prefer Chelsea move. More to follow #cfc #lfc

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11 years

http://t.co/QeMgnOlVh1

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2 years

Just seen that Cass put the Marmite in the fridge, so that’s the wedding off.

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6 years

Tbh. @mooncomedy is the funnest 60 minutes I’ve had this week. From start to finish. Go and see it.

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8 years

Doing it above the waist doesn't count, Donald, you big loser.

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11 years

Just doing a tweet, nothing to see here...

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2 years

He says do I not drink!

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7 years

@parkedthebus Probably bumped into Drinkwater in the toilets and changed his mind.

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8 months

This match is like Arsenal The Musical

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10 years

Sick of logging into Facebucket-challenge, AMIRITE?!

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1 year

Chelsea’s front line summed up again, again.

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2 years

Make it happen

Metro

@MetroUK

2 years

Foreign heads of state including Joe Biden will reportedly be forced to take a coach together to attend the Queen’s funeral, with state cars and private jets banned.

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8 years

Listen here Henderson, I've paid my subscription and I want to see every salty tear on their big footbally faces so stop that "no paps" shit

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1 year

Two fantastic leagues, across two different sites are starting over at Manwell this month. Get you and all your mates down there. It’s absolutely great and you’ll love it.

ManWell Community

@ManWellGroup

1 year

It's almost time! Leagues for our Wellbeing and Weightloss football both kick off in the same week, next month! Not involved yet? Come and try your first game, FREE.

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2 years

Wait for it…

Bryan’s Gunn

@bryansgunn

2 years

Is your football club a proper football club?

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1 year

Cass Carlo 🤝 Busy and happy on June 10th.

Chris

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2 years

I’ve such an strange relationship with the Champion’s League this season. I say ‘strange relationship’, what I really mean is that we’ve somehow booked our wedding on same day as the final. So, I’m more than happy for us to just not bother this year.

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10 years

Today is David Beckham's birthday; the man who invented sexy.

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