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Joined June 2012
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@chr_s5
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4 years
@ABC I love Twitter. We came for stingrays, we stayed for the red lobster.
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5 years
@JuliaRose_33 No one give this man up, we, as a brotherhood must protect him.
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4 years
@SportsCenter Young Rodney Mullen.
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5 years
@The_Naija_Boy @LayneMeynell @verasteguivafu @Genius She don’t get that the G in lasagna is silent 😂
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3 years
@ABC7 Wow. Fucking rich ppl really get away with this bullshit.
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10 days
@royal_bobby24 @FearedBuck They placed a 999 hold on your account, it just means your account(s) being investigated and your assets are frozen. They’re getting ready to close you out.
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5 years
@ABC7 Still gonna be $.99?
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4 years
@ABC7 40% of ppl who took this survey shouldn’t own dogs.
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2 years
@Squawka From an Inter fan; nice piece of work letting Donnarumma walk and signing this guy up.
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5 years
@lildedjanet It’s really not, you should just take your talents to @Pornhub
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17 days
@RizziMike @MikeDiGiovanna Dodgers officials not letting the ball the leave the stadium, at least now a fan gets a payday out of it. I see nothing wrong here
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3 years
@SportsCenter I love Ichiro. He deserves a ring.
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@dahixna Wish I could hear “High for this” for the first time again.
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5 years
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4 years
@espn Probably the most important goal scored by an American in European competition.
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3 years
@samstaydipped “I ain’t talking fast it’s just you listening slow, you know what I mean?”
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4 years
@BMW Always & Forever.
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5 years
@studenomics @bossmarius @giajordan @efethecount 20% on top of being taxed as self employed, and whatever overhead/operational expenses. I’m also curious if she needs a separate insurance policy if she’s operating from home?
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5 years
@PoolxDeath @Bchoranseahawk3 @JamesAguilarJr @SportsCenter Have you not seen his arrest video from Oklahoma? Idk about that..
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5 years
@dadof311 @ROLLTIDEEPF @AsteriskTour Like strip them of their title?
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5 years
@Dodgers @corona y’all should send him something too.
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4 years
@DeplorableReb @SiggysACLL @yoscheman @alexgt @PinwheelEmpire @RexChapman Glad I was home when I opened this & it’s my weekend to be with my son.
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5 years
@espn He asking if we got cap space? 🤔
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2 years
@EmmanuelAcho Kids been a monster. Happy for him, hope this gets him a contract and real shot to be in the league.
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4 years
@lildedjanet You haven’t even had them that long.
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4 years
@49ers @JavonKinlaw This is how I know you guys made the right pick.
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5 years
@royceyoung @wojespn Time to pack up and move back to Seattle, we can all pretend it was just a marketing promo.
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5 years
Shout out to @BMWUSA for letting me abuse the new M340i for a bit this evening. Great event. #bmwultimatedrivingexperience
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5 years
@FordOwner10 @SportsCenter Tbf most Bandwagon Warrior fans were Bandwagon Laker fans first.
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4 years
@singularityinpt @SammichSoup @gaston_anthony @wildflowermage @keariaymarin That’s not bad considering you’re driving a vette. I’m pushing an Altima coupe and they want $850 for a set of Michelin Premiers 😒
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5 months
@ManagingBarca @mundodeportivo Start Fermin, Super Sub Pedri around the 60th minute
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3 years
@fina_ny @overtime @DemiBagby I noticed she had a blue check mark too but figured she was just that ditsy and didn’t know better - she just wanted her “likes”. It is SD after all. I would’ve snatched her phone and broke it lol
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1 year
@TheOwl_NFL @TheNBACentral Someone tell my boy he spending too much on that lol
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3 years
@ABC7 Live look at Texas
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3 years
@ABC7 @1800flowers I don’t wanna hear any excuses now for my order not getting delivered today.
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3 years
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4 years
@Dodgers And Kevin Cash said he’s just a fastball pitcher, they hit those so they’d be fine.
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5 years
@carleyiris21 @ABC7 I’m sure their rates will be adjusted once this tax is levied.
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4 years
@Squawka Imagine if they had bought him last summer like they should have...
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5 years
@MatthewBerryTMR Pro tip: never draft a Packers RB.
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5 years
@espn @Nationals I’m upset at myself for expecting more when I stopped to watch this clip.
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2 years
@SportsCenter @MarchMadnessMBB TCU alumni/fans chanting “overrated” at him early makes this 10x better.
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4 years
@espn Throw the whole NFC East Away
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2 years
@Squawka Damn, I’m getting old. That was really in 2010?! 😭
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4 years
@MSilenthd @SportsCenter Ahead of his time. Street legend. My mind was blown the first time I saw Rodney v Daewon.
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4 years
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6 years
@RonnieFieg @virgilabloh I feel like you’re just saying that cause of who Virgil is now.
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2 years
@br_betting Warriors in 5
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3 years
@footlocker That’s also me trying to buy shoes off your site when they drop.
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5 years
@betonline_ag Boobie if that knee healthy, otherwise Bobby Boucher baby.
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4 years
@backthe98orange @TheRealJHair Coming from a fan from a franchise that’s NEVER won anything, ever 😂
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6 months
@JacqIsBackk A kitty that wants to kill me
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@liltwodee We busy doing stuff.
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4 years
@NBCLA File this under Natural Selection.
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4 years
Put it on a shirt. #dodgers
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4 years
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4 years
@extex2 @ABC Definitely not claiming that as a human.
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5 years
@tpmcinern @Christi64465806 @YoungStaple @TeoDaGOAT @PlayoffShaq @UncleDrewHOF @wojespn That doesn’t matter and you know it. Only Laker haters like the Clips. We all know this.
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4 years
@espn @CHAZDEAN You know, when it landed, something felt ominous about it. RIP Millie #GoDodgers
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@Angelicali0 I better get more than some butthole pics if I’m spending all that
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5 years
@BangBrosDotCom1 @ochocinco They calling your bluff Chad.
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11 months
@br_betting Seems suspicious AF but whatever’s
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@RealMona_ Charging them with the PS4? 😭
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8 years
@AlexErnst @DennisTodisco this is how the hunger games are going to start.
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5 years
@ABC7 I’m more sad about the Barracuda 😔
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4 years
@MLBONFOX @Ken_Rosenthal @TheBigHurt_35 That card’s worth more than $1 to me Big Hurt, send it this way.
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4 years
@michcarolinelo You’ll probably be a baddie well into your 40’s too, I’m sure they’ll know about momma.
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4 years
@br_betting Sometimes, you gotta fade your own team 🤷‍♂️
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@zevlovexx Me being 6’3 but the majority of latinas are 5’2 😭
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5 years
@BDP473 @ABC7 It’s about alimony not child support but go off.
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4 years
@lildedjanet Please. I’m tired of seeing that shower curtain.
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5 years
@galen_luker @Indigo_Flatware @MrNyJetsFan @MikeClayNFL He’s also not going to throw out a 31yr old who just got cut as his RB1 in week 1. Williams will get the bulk of the work until he either fumbles a few times or gets hurt. Shady will spell him and Darwin will get a handful of chances to impress.
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@ktqtpie Trade?
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1 year
I’ve never wanted to punch a boss SO bad before 🤐
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2 months
One my clients bought me churros
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5 months
@JacqIsBackk Same, I’ve seen how they get it done and I’m not down
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5 months
@KTLA Goofy gonna get fired over false allegations
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11 years
Just finished watching @stevecook_32 new video on Advanced Chest training - now I wanna run outta the office & go lift!! #swoldiernation
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4 years
@Youngcules I hate our 🤬 board. I miss Rosell. SO many poor decisions in both selling and buying. We’ve lost all leverage in the market and no longer have long term plans, every summer they just buy whoever’s trending and then sell them when they don’t make an impact.
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6 years
@FCBarcelona @nikestore aye, what gives? No love for the US fans?
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3 years
@BetMGM Shareef Abdur-Rahim
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@the_jabronie @BBGreatMoments Zito, Hudson & Mulder came close
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4 years
@ESPNFC @borussia_en The team doesn’t give them access badges ?!
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5 years
@ABC7Veronica @gofundme @ABC @ABC7 Definitely going to need a Rabies & Tetanus shot, along w/a full STD check after that.
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5 years
@espn @ballinthefamily LaVar cares more about his failing business than his sons financial well-being.
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2 years
Just ordered my business cards, starting to feel official 🥲
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4 years
@AlexandriaFOXLA @FOXLA Cut it. This boost got ppl acting like they made it in life.
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2 years
Worth all the pain 🙏🏼
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5 years
@MikeClayNFL At least you admit it Mike.
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4 years
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2 years
@ochocinco Man City bottling lol 89 min, 2 goal lead. Like how ?!?
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