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Oh and can we stop calling the Prime Minister “Boris”? He’s not your mate, he’s an absolute twat.

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Don’t forget to #vote in your local elections this Thursday

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Am I the only one who’s not put the heating on yet?

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@theipaper See also

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@andreajenkyns @BorisJohnson This is your reward for enabling the worst MP in British history.

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@EricNMoody You’re wrong. It’s Superbad.

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Margaret Thatcher is trending! It’s OK, she’s still dead.

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@wmcneillie_ @ukcynicalchild Because dog owners know what it means and can't fail to be touched by the story 👍🏼 PS here's my chihuahua, Tyrion. He's awesome ;)

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@BeardedGenius Rees-Mogg

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@CollinRugg @elonmusk Piss off with your misspelled name

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@BiggestttHater This one

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@rumbitweetss @EddieRobson Satire has rarely been as delicious. Marvellous

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@ATRightMovies There can be only one

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@michaelgove You tarnished everything you touched. We’re better off without you.

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@ReverseGirraffe @Markgatiss I met this gentleman last year when I showed my daughters around Parliament Square. He’s there to protest against us leaving the EU and is a committed, peaceful man. We can no longer protest next to Parliament. Fascism is here and we’ve let it in without a bat of an eye.

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This appears to be doing rather well. Whilst you’re here, please Fuck the Tories and Tax the Rich. Welcome to my TED talk x

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@John_dg7 @GaryLineker Shush John, the grownups are talking.

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@bbclaurak You shame the meant-to-be impartial BBC.

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#BrexitDay and we’re still in the EU

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#BarbaraWindsor will always be one of the greats and this is one’s a belter

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It’s quite hard to put this delicately! Here is the wonderful Barbara Windsor telling the famous minge hair story. It concerns her first meeting with Ken on the set of #CarryOn Spying in 1964....a meeting that led to a great friendship. 😂 Click⬇️

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@GOPJosh20 I’m in England and your wonderful story has made it all the way over here. Don’t take any notice of anyone else, you ARE an alpha male! Now, go make sure your room’s tidy and homework’s finished, it’s a school day.

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@gez_mccaffrey It’s not OK to tweet that, don’t be a dick.

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@mrjamesob @SteveDoherty1 That sucks for him

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@caiswaith @ABridgen @thereclaimparty @LozzaFox Mainly thick

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How good’s this! Love it 😊

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19 years ago I arrived in the UK I was 17 & was working in a van in Malvern Hills selling burgers & kebabs for a living Customers asked me if I could speak English Tonight, I'm the psychiatry doctor on call guarding the mental health of the people of Leeds Dreams do come true

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Take a peek at #ZelenskyWarCriminal and there you will find all the memes coming from all the FirstnameBunchofnumbers bot accounts

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7 years

@wmcneillie_ @ukcynicalchild Thanks for sharing this. It's such a beautiful story.

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5 years

Your lot caused this. The brass neck of this cunt.

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Today’s ⁦ @EveningStandard ⁩: we launch our biggest ever campaign, tackling homelessness, starting this Christmas with a focus on homeless women

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@nerdjefe @EricNMoody It’s ok to be wrong

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@RichEBrewer @tonyblackburn Even after being told repeatedly that vaccines and boosters don’t stop you getting COVID but help the body deal with symptoms, you still don’t get why you’ve contracted the virus. Really?

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This is 50 minutes that just flew by. Anything involving ⁦ @KathyBurke ⁩ is, of course, unmissable and this is no exception. A complete joy from start to finish. Thanks, ⁦ @mrjamesob ⁩, it sounded like you loved every minute and I did, too.

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#glastophotooftheday ThIs could well be my all-time favourite. I think it was 2011 and I was making my way back to Campervan West one afternoon when this was sat, on its own, playing a Bontempi keyboard.

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#DoctorWho is on tonight

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@lindayacc @elonmusk Please just stop.

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The man who has come to fix the garage door has fixed the garage door but is now stuck inside because the battery on the door remote has stopped working. How’s your Sunday going?

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@Channel4News We pay your wages. You sit there until the fucking picture's taken, you parasitic, racist old cunt.

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Hidden in plain sight

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@bojack70552409 @LeaveMnsLeave At least Tesco has some value

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@andreajenkyns This is desperate, even from you. Tick-tock, Andrea.

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@andreajenkyns Just Stop Jenkyns! Tick-tock, Andrea.

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Why raise a Princess when you can raise a Warrior? I’m so fucking proud of my teenage daughter 😎

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@DominicRaab So you jumped before you were pushed? Thanks for clarifying.

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@ATRightMovies There can be only one

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@gez_mccaffrey It’s condescending and uncalled for. I didn’t call you a dick, I said don’t be one. It’s an opinion you didn’t need to share. Self-edit is an easy skill to pick up and I suggest you give it a try.

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@StopFundingHate @purecremation @MoneySupermkt @deadhappy @StiltzLifts @SkyUK @Choice_Plan @trivago @WhatStores @ClubAuction @direct_bullion Ugh @MoneySupermkt and @trivago . That’s the last you’ll see of me.

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@WestHam Thank you, @_DeclanRice - forever a West Ham legend ⚒️

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@andreajenkyns @LUFC As if Leeds haven’t suffered enough, they’ve got you endorsing them.

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I’ve just finished @mrjamesob ’ “How We Broke Britain”, and it is as forensic as it is brilliant. A truly magnificent “holding up the mirror” to where we have become as a country, a roadmap which details much which the right wing media and think tanks try their hardest to hide.

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@HoarseWisperer I started work again! I’m a dog walker, so getting outside and in a job that lends itself to social distancing has been amazing. The one difference has been that my customers have been home and it’s been lovely to see them. I love my job and it’s been ace. There you go 😎

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@RichardEGrant @NigelSlater Your constant smile whilst watching that made me smile constantly. The love for her simply shines x

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@BBCWorldatOne Please the next the next time you have Dorries on can you book a blancmange for a balanced debate. Thanks.

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@johnondrasik @LozzaFox On your what and what now?

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@REWearmouth Near: Newcastle Central Mosque, You: far from every reputable news outlet you’ve ever worked for.

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@andreajenkyns Ah, the “bought and paid for” member of the House of Lords speaks again. Your credibility has disappeared, Andrea. Your part in the rigged game has been exposed for all to see. Not long left as my MP, though. Tick-tock.

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@WestHam @EuropaLeague Brilliant performance from West Ham United. Did us proud ⚒️

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@maitlis You’re doing. Brilliant job, as are the team. Keep on keeping on, Emily.

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@BBCWorld A dull, joyless song choice in the middle of everyone else having fun doesn’t help matters.

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@michael85023223 @SuzanneEvans1 And people have the right to protest properly. It's called freedom, apparently.

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28 years ago today I’d have been in the queue at Wembley Stadium for the Freddie Mercury Tribute gig. It really was one to remember and the ticket cost a mere £25. Bowie, George, Metallica, Guns n Roses to name a few. #FreddieMercury @QueenWillRock #aidsawareness

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@TimBebawi @FoxNews Say you want to bum Tucker Carlson without saying you want to bum Tucker Carlson

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Not the worst @GlastoFest sunset

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@BBC6Music Now that’s what I call music 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

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@roykeenie @IndiaWilloughby She’s an inspiration to real women like my partner and two daughters, so you’re 3-2 down in this particular match 😎

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@sexandtheswiss @ask_aubry I’ve heard of “one for the husband” before

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If you know what this is, you’re 100% jealous of me right now.

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@Haggis_UK I can’t stop watching this

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@DrAseemMalhotra That’s not what you said first, though, was it? Shameful.

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The Church of the Forgiving Eagle won’t tell you twice on a Sunday @PastorAlexLove

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Five years ago tonight at @Nath_Brudenell - @PaulHeatonSolo and @jamabing doing a lovely, intimate album launch show 😍

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They say never meet your heroes but tonight was the exception. I’ve adored @FirstAidKitBand for years and to see them in such an intimate venue as the Wardrobe was special, but to then meet them afterwards… I have no words ❤️

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It’s #bassetHound Mavis’ second birthday today 💕

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@FoxNews @POTUS Acting like an over-promoted talk show host is what he was. I remember when your presidents used to be presidential and not a laughing stock

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She said yes! 💕

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@ElizMizon @MajorPazuzu Thank you for posting this. Lyrical Dance Flap always makes me howl.

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Thank you, @sophie_aldred for the picture, snd listening to me talk about my daughter coming out 🌈🧡x

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@realclintonb fanboy klaxon 🚨

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@bbcdoctorwho Happiness will prevail!

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@David_Cameron One for your wank bank, Call Me Dave.

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@AliceMHopkin @BorisJohnson An endorsement from a biscuit of sentient shredded wheat isn’t the win you think it is, Alice.

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@realDonaldTrump You can't even do links right, you shredded wheat headed bell end.

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@Nigel_Farage Super fannies would be more appropriate.

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@andreajenkyns We’ll be standing up for democracy and fairness when the next general election rolls around. Time to start looking for that change in career, Andrea.

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@Hassan_tambuwal Ive just reported you to the authorities as you're obviously planning a terrorist atrocity.

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@Arron_banks I for one did nazi this coming

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@AngelaRayner @JamesDalyMP Another flimsy Tory ruse dropped. Onwards, Angela 😎

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@bjoanh @FoxNews @POTUS An unstable narcissist is what he is.

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@Conservatives Trans women are women. Thanks for being on board with that.

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I’ve got news for the Met Office, the Tories got there first.

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@bjoanh @FoxNews @POTUS I've got eyes and ears and know a narcissist when I see one. Your president is a joke.

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@elliotreports @I_amMukhtar Meanwhile, a feeble attempt at whataboutery.

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@andreajenkyns They’re worth every penny, unlike some.

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@MarkHowsham @JarrodJf @_jopo_ I do hope that one day you are able to find exquisite joy in something without thinking like that.

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Just had the best message from one of my bestest fabouritest humans that she’s been given the all-clear in relation to the cancer she’s been having a disagreement with for the last couple of years. Human 1 - Cancer 0

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@Mistyswoman @jaccsjackie Both

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