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@chknuggetz

4 years

forgetting a mask for a few seconds is so embarrassing. im terrified of someone thinking i’m a republican

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@chknuggetz

3 years

do people still actually eat 3 meals a day or do we all just survive off of stress & iced coffee

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@chknuggetz

4 months

I will DIE ON THIS HILL but I would love to see a law put into place that requires anyone over the age of 60 to take a driving test annually to keep their license 🫠

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@chknuggetz

3 years

If you’re upset that kids are getting free school lunches, you’re disgusting. There is nothing I would rather spend my tax dollars on.. that meal might be the only meal some kids get in a day.. and you’re✨mad✨

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1 year

I wish it was normal to ask people how much credit card debt they’re in cuz I just wanna know what position I’ve put myself in 💀

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@chknuggetz

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my mom made the cutest shipping container home 🤍

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2 months

sure every trip to the grocery store costs twice as much as it used to but hey at least the quality of those groceries has also decreased significantly

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@chknuggetz

2 years

my grandparents bought their house for $7,000….. SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS. it is now worth over $400,000. but tell me again how going to Starbucks is the reason I can’t afford a house

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@chknuggetz

7 months

does anyone truly separate their laundry by color anymore or do we all just throw it in and hope for the best?

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@chknuggetz

4 years

all these nasty comments & dm’s from butthurt republicans. GOOD

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@chknuggetz

4 years

i was TODAY YEARS OLD when i found out you can DRIVE TO ALASKA... i thought it was an island like hawaii.....

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3 years

jeep gladiator owners be like

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@chknuggetz

4 years

wow i really did not expect this tweet to get that much attention lol

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@chknuggetz

3 years

bruh they got DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER looking for brian laundrie 💀💀

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@_milf_vibes_ not the similac 🤣💀

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@chknuggetz

3 years

when you find out an a random Sunday at 2pm that your boyfriend is 4 years has been cheating on you 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 grippy sock vacay is calling my name

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@chknuggetz

3 months

i hate when people these days think renting is still a waste of money. ITS NOT. owning a house is so unachievable for many of us in this economy. renting to have a roof over your head is NOT a waste of money

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@chknuggetz

3 years

does anyone think they had covid before covid was officially here? I swear I was on my death bed New Years of 2019

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@chknuggetz

3 years

Elon Musk makes $16M an HOUR. Jeff Bezos makes $4.2M an HOUR. But yes, tell me more about how your local friend at the McDonald’s making $15 an hour is the problem with this economy.

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@chknuggetz

2 years

LADIES: There are still safe ways to have sex without getting pregnant: start bending your boyfriends over.

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@chknuggetz

2 years

having an office job is fun cuz I do all my tasks in the first 45 mins of work & then watch YouTube videos for the remaining 7 hours

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@chknuggetz

3 months

talk about how renting is a waste of money all you want but im happily dumping my bacon grease down my drain 💅🏼

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@chknuggetz

4 years

okay i feel like i need to make this CLEAR. this tweet was (somewhat) a joke lmao. & i am neither a democrat nor republican. so all you kyle’s & chads can stay out my DM’s

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@chknuggetz

3 years

I really hope high waisted jeans stay in style. My fupa appreciates it

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@chknuggetz

3 years

i am one minor inconvenience away from a grippy sock vacation

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@chknuggetz

4 years

excuse me while i FAINT

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@chknuggetz

3 years

apparently only 10% of the worlds population is mentally ill & we are somehow all on this app. how does it feel to be one of the elite

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@chknuggetz

3 months

ACAB but let’s not cancel this poor guy for treating celebrities the same way as everyone else. 0 excuse for drunk driving

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Rookie Sag Harbor cop who arrested Justin Timberlake already well-known by locals for strict enforcement of traffic laws after just three months on the force

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@chknuggetz

3 years

sometimes I hate oregon but then I remember I get this

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@chknuggetz

2 years

someone lost their keys & I had to let her into her apartment today. you should’ve seen the look on my face when I opened up the door for her & her husband was standing in the middle of the apartment with another woman 👁👃🏼👁

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@chknuggetz

3 years

dr pepper is superior DONT @ me. literally top tier soda right there

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@chknuggetz

8 years

if you think a girl is pretty you should tell her cause she'll probably be happy about it for like 4 days

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@chknuggetz

3 years

everything I’ve learned about Julia fox has been against my will

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@chknuggetz

3 years

as if I wasn’t insecure before… I have willingly chosen to stay w the man who cheated on me 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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@chknuggetz

2 years

I stopped taking birth control a few months ago because it made me feel like shit BUT we continued to use protection & one of my closest friends was so fucking rude when I told her I was pregnant and scared.

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@chknuggetz

3 years

You’re LYING if you didn’t have a puke bowl at home as a child. I’ve got a puke bowl at my own home as an adult. Ain’t no way I’m camping on a bathroom floor all night

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@chknuggetz

4 years

i forget some people don’t own animals

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@chknuggetz

4 years

i got my stimulus & would like to buy some of you coffee ✨ i can’t do a lot but drop your venmo below

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@chknuggetz

4 years

y’all... this happened in my town 😂 a man stole a car in a parking lot that still had some lady’s kid in it. HE CAME BACK, DROPPED THE KID OFF, YELLED AT THE LADY FOR LEAVING HER KID IN CAR... AND THEN DROVE OFF AGAIN i swear i’m living in a simulation

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@chknuggetz

3 years

I’ll never forget when my ex spent 3 hours in jail for a DUI and proceeded to get an eagle tattoo after getting released because he was a “free bird”. BRUH LMAOOOOOO WHY

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@chknuggetz

3 years

brian laundrie is alive & you can’t convince me otherwise

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@chknuggetz

3 years

all these gentle parenting moms out here roasting the fuck out of people trying to justify spanking & im here for itttt

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@chknuggetz

4 years

a second stimulus check sounds really sexy right about now

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@chknuggetz

3 years

if Brian laundrie commits sewer slide before we get answers I’m going to be livid

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3 years

I’m handling the man but I got the phone # of the bitch who slept w him knowing he was in a relationship. who wanna help me ruin her life

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@chknuggetz

3 years

I will wear leggings and a baggy shirt everywhere. Not exaggerating. I do not know how to dress myself

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@chknuggetz

4 years

this quarantine has made me realize i truly have no hobbies except going out to eat and spending money

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@chknuggetz

4 years

i want to point out how IRONIC this tweet is. it was a joke. i don’t know how wearing a mask ended up being a political statement in this country but it did. wear a mask. stop the spread. & we can all get on with our lives like every other country did.

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@chknuggetz

3 years

oregon public schools are providing free breakfast and lunch to all students regardless of income status this year 🥺 my heart is happy

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@chknuggetz

2 years

Where are y’all living that eggs are $7?? I just bought a carton for $2.79

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@chknuggetz

3 months

I love how my ring camera will pick up the delivery trucks driving by 10 times a day but not the stranger parked in my driveway when I got home 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

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2 years

pretty damn positive it looks like

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@chknuggetz

4 years

the root of my financial problems is that i think i deserves starbucks every time i leave the house

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@chknuggetz

4 months

@pcaitu I watched a 21 year old lose his life a few days ago right in front of me because an elderly driver turned out in front of him and cut him off when he was going 45mph on a motorcycle. It was horrific

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@chknuggetz

4 years

at 20, my parents owned a house & two new cars making $10 an hour..... i hate it here

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@chknuggetz

8 years

I do not understand how some people can be 18+ years old and have no desire to have their license or a car.

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2 years

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@chknuggetz

6 months

y’all wanna hear something crazy? Alaska is only 53 miles away from Russia

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@chknuggetz

3 years

getting out of my warm bed every morning is literally a fight for my life lmao

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@chknuggetz

5 months

i suddenly have the slight urge to have a baby. SOMEONE TELL ME NO

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@chknuggetz

4 years

for those of you making fun of me.... this is the map i remember seeing in school. so plz tell me why i wouldn’t think it was an island lol

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@chknuggetz

3 years

my mom built a tiny home out of an old shipping container !!! it’s so cool. and it’s supposed to be black, not purple. don’t mention it lmao

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@chknuggetz

3 years

boomer: at your age I paid off college & bought a house with hArD wOrK. at your age college was 3% of median salary - now it's 20%. a median home was $17K - now it's 363K. the top marginal tax rate was 70% - now it's 37%. tell me more about how we are just “lazy”.

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3 years

I’m 22 today 🎂🎉

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3 years

idc if the vaccine is mandated or not but plz mandate deodorant. if y’all gonna continue this pandemic you cannot smell like booty cheeks thank you

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I’ve been told im crazy for this but do yall not drink milk with your spaghetti???!!!!

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@chknuggetz

8 months

I have known for my entire life that I don’t want kids. I’m not a mother & I never will be. I don’t want to be. & that’s okay…

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@chknuggetz

3 years

call me rude but my dogs will not be put away when someone comes over. that is their house, not yours

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3 years

People that don’t wanna put they dogs up when they have company 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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3 years

if I ever get married I’m eloping & not telling anyone besides my mother because I don’t like a single person enough to pay $20K+ to feed & entertain THEM on my special day

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2 years

I’m really convinced that Christianity is just a cover up for racist and homophobic people. Y’all are the fucking worst

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3 years

HR protects companies, not employees. i said what I said

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3 years

dudes be like “let me nut on your face, it’s good for the skin” nut on YOUR face then. pull out, point that shit upwards, and treat yourself to a facial baby.

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im so jealous of everyone that gets to see the eclipse tomorrow!! i was in the path of totality in 2017 & all of the shadows turned into moons before it went dark 🌙

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3 years

i may be mentally ill but at least I don’t have a nicotine addiction

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1 year

has anyone done a 14 hour road trip in one day?? trying to see if I’m too optimistic to get it done in one day

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2 months

just a friendly reminder you don’t always have to be the bigger person !! fuck that, call them a cunt. why should you walk away? THEY should walk away. FUCK THEM

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4 years

i made it to fucking reddit 😅 what on earth

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3 years

sorry, I can’t come. every single piece of fucking clothing I own looks stupid on me

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3 years

i may be mentally ill but at least I’m not a christian lmao

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3 years

are some people actually both mentally and physically healthy or is that just made up lmao

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3 years

you think omicron is bad just wait until megatron shows up

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1 year

never disagreeing on anything means someone is too afraid to say what they want to. disagreements are ok when you handle them in a healthy and respectful way

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2 years

I would like to continue to post here about my pregnancy for the next 9 months but any hate will be blocked. I want to be real in my experiences and right now I am just terrified. This was unplanned and it is going to take me a few days to process this information.

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1 year

remember this girl? she works for the same company I do and told ALL of my coworkers that I had an abortion while I was on leave & HR is refusing to do anything about it 🤡🤡🤡

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2 years

I stopped taking birth control a few months ago because it made me feel like shit BUT we continued to use protection & one of my closest friends was so fucking rude when I told her I was pregnant and scared.

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1 year

all of you acting like you’re some kind of saint for never having a credit card

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I bought a few body suits & I thought they looked cute until they just make it extremely obvious that I have severe scoliosis

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3 years

I also just want it to be known I’m not a mom but have somehow found myself in mom twitter for the last 6-8 months 🤣 my children have 4 paws for now 🥺

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they say only about 20% of the entire population is self aware. i would pay an endless amount of money to NOT be self aware. being a stupid bitch in peace sounds great

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EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY DUDE. I JUST GOT OFFERED A HUGE PROMOTION

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3 years

you don’t realize how hard it is to leave an abusive relationship until you’ve been in an abusive relationship. so until you’ve experienced it first hand, with all due respect, shut the fuck up.

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3 years

if you’re opposed to gay marriage just say no when a gay person proposes to you

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you’re telling me people are paying $700 for a self cleaning litter box??

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3 years

can we please get rid of the idea that every tattoo needs to have some deep meaning behind it? i have a flower on my arm because i wanted a flower on my arm & that’s it

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I think I could eat pasta salad for every single meal this summer

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