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chimp downloaded to phone in the year 2047 @sullymeowmeow

Joined September 2018
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@chimpfone2047
chimpfone
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What if I don’t want to make money? What if I just want to be right?
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I am going to kill myself
@puffpaw_xyz
Puffpaw 💨
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We're thrilled to announce Puffpaw has secured $6M in seed funding. We’re taking vaping to the next level with our “vape to quit smoking & earn” model built on @Berachain
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I am retiring from perps
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I’m back on perps and just longed ton
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Wow!
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4 months
Bought $MOG
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More people here than blocks actually produced on berachain Congrats!
@PSkinnerTech
Patrick Skinner (🐘⛓️,^°)
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The @berachain side event needs a @berachain side event.
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Never kill yourself
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chimpfone
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Looks good. Send it 🚀 #PopcatSatoshisVision
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The main innovation this cycle is HyperLiquid
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@Bitstamp
Bitstamp
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bitstamp is mog coded
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I’m back on perps and just longed ton
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chimpfone
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So True
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chimpfone
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@deltaxbt I voted no cut because I thought the question was about circumcision, how do I change my answer
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@chimpfone2047
chimpfone
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Forever my favourite Sleep peacefully Kiwi
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chimpfone
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All this to lose 9 trades in a row and kill myself
@architect_trd
The Architect
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Time to focus on what matters 💸
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@chimpfone2047
chimpfone
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Don’t forget your roots
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@chimpfone2047
chimpfone
4 months
Yap yap yap yap yap Chimp fuck em up!
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@chimpfone2047
chimpfone
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In another universe where I had bought $VISTA when I saw it at 3m mc, it could be revolutionary technology Alas, I did not Therefore It’s just a univ2 fork scam that is destined for 0 imo
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@chimpfone2047
chimpfone
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I went to America for 4 days and was shot 12 times
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@chimpfone2047
chimpfone
2 months
@Evan_ss6 way too much data and words there for me happy for you or sorry it happened
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Wow!
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I’m not opening this
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The W in WIF stands for zero 👏
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@chimpfone2047
chimpfone
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Feel like pure shit just need to manipulate the $APU token to go down more today Me and these chad whales are committing financial fraud to suppress the price to lower levels You have 2 days to exit the coin. I’m warning you.
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#SPX6900 deserves trillions actually
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@chimpfone2047
chimpfone
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Oops! Forgot to mention that God’s Chosen Country (England) has a holiday today This means that the global financial capital of the world (London) can’t bid your coins today! Your coins will not be going up until us chads (British) step in to save you tomorrow Good luck!
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chimpfone
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Anyone with an animal pfp needs to be locked up imo
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chimpfone
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Honestly if we all framed ft as: “Crypto founder makes a barely working novel app and still walked away with 40m liquid cash in less than a year” Maybe we would attract some more builders in this space :)
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@chimpfone2047
chimpfone
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I just met heroes @hellojintao & @0xpotato3 in London People say don’t meet your heroes… but in this situation they were SO wrong! These guys are absolute #DefiChads ! I’ve learned so much about Web3 tonight #Defi #web3investor #smartcontracts
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chimpfone
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Highly profitable trading strategy acquired #WomenInWeb3 #InverseInvestments
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chimpfone
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A woman longed $FET so I shorted it #web3inverseinvesting
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chimpfone
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factorydoge might be the best account on x dot com
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@chimpfone2047
chimpfone
25 days
Markets are so easy You can just print on shorts and go pub for pints Cheers mateys
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Please stop calling me chumpfone
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chimpfone
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Factorydoge appreciation post again Genuinely best account ico (in chimps opinion) Such a nice bloke #OnGod
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@chimpfone2047
chimpfone
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Hmmm So I just opened my net worth ($1000) into a 4x long on HyperLiquid When I try to withdraw the now $4000 position, it says I have no balance? Are HyperLiquid #insolvent ????
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@chimpfone2047
chimpfone
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Can I just say I’m the complete opposite I have absolutely no morals and will tweet your project for $15 a month Thank you for doing business with me
@Tim_4444
Tim
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As tweeted before, i will openly share all the offers made to this account as it keeps growing, so you have an idea why so many larger crypto-accounts can´t resist the temptation until now: - been offered at least between 20k and 30k a month in total just for re-tweeting
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Blue Eyes White Chimpfone
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@chimpfone2047
chimpfone
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Ok I think I just found the next dogwifhat…. Except it’s not a dog it’s a cat and it doesn’t have a hat and it’s my cat and I own far too much of the supply oh dear god please buy it
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chimpfone
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Me showing the recently cured blind person the dogwifhat photo, explaining that it’s funny because the dog has a hat
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@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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The Blindsight device from Neuralink will enable even those who have lost both eyes and their optic nerve to see. Provided the visual cortex is intact, it will even enable those who have been blind from birth to see for the first time. To set expectations correctly, the vision
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Buying bitcoin right now is like buying bitcoin in 2024
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chimpfone
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Jintao? More like JinHawkTaoh
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The Ball-Less King
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chimpfone
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I don’t wanna spoil anyone, but I’ve read the book and you won’t believe what happens after he dies
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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‘THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2’ will begin filming in early 2025. Jim Caviezel will return as Jesus. (via: )
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Woke Mind Virus.
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The memecoin supercycle is over Utility coins are up next I just full ported $UNIBOT
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chimpfone
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It’s so confusing sometimes to be a girl
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chimpfone
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Hyperliquid isn’t decentralised. Much like the Amazon “AI” store there is actually an army of Pakistani men They are manually putting the blocks together on-chain How they are getting away with it I do not know.
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I need a bear version of this ASAP
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@MeDeity It feels a lot like 2024 to me imo
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chimpfone
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I just checked App Store for iPhone and it’s not even in top 100 I can only assume that’s because android users are so desperate to gamble their way out of Samsung poverty that they are market buying Caitlin Jenner tokens with their life savings in dreaming of an escape
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DEGEN NEWS
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BREAKING: @phantom BECOMES THE NO. 1 @GooglePlay APP IN THE U.K.
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Ton looks good here
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chimpfone
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Yep textbook macro event The dealers were caught offside judging by the yen/usd flow earlier, hanging under the ndvwap It looks like the unwind into this event caused a shortfall into the tailwind of global liquidity driving price immediately up short term. Just my 2 cents.
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chimpfone
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Careful! I graduated from Reddit University
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chimpfone
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Ready for Liftoff
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@nocontextscats
No Context Cats
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Astronaut 👨‍🚀
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I don’t smoke. I don’t drink. I’m just naturally retarded. Yeah,
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Guy who made a 20k market cap pumpdotfun token of his cat thinks we should normalise founders selling their tokens
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With recent developments We can safely assume the cryptocurrency experiment is over Thank you all for taking part Please go and acquire real skills now
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@hellojintao
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i know this pump is real because chimpfone is short
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I’m on a goated run of being retarded, incorrect and poor Long may it continue
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the hyperliquid btc whale is not really a gambler. if he went long 1200 btc it's because he knows something.
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chimpfone
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Ball up top
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n0t3d🐂
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You’re a fucking virgin if you’re saying ball up top btw
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Posting is a full time job tbh It’s good that Elon realised this and started paying ppl for it
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chimpfone
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I have strong reason to believe Pepe is ETH beta and Gondola is Pepe beta I know where I’d place my bets
@CryptoDonAlt
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$ETH Actually the first time this piece of shit has confluent supports and doesn't look too bad I'm actually intrigued for the first time in what feels like years
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My doctor just diagnosed me with poor I need a 10x within the next week or I might die This is not a joke.
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Cancelled all my weekend plans I’m not missing this 😂😂😂
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chimpfone
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The CIA created HyperLiquid as a Trojan horse into the crypto industry If they give me more points I will not go ahead with my exposé Time Is Ticking.
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chimpfone
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So I’m an unc AND poor???
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@jeetsbyNav
jeetsbyNav
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Once you turn 25 you become a CT unc
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chimpfone
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Why would I want to save the turtles? What have they ever done for me?
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Freedom.
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Thoughts on $BODEN
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chimpfone
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The innovation being that they run the entire chain on 4 computers in Tokyo to achieve a high tps
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chimpfone
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*Price goes up and down* “Holy crap this freaking PA!” Put the phone down and speak to your wife and kids please. They miss you.
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please CTO my fucking cat I cant bear this anymore
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Hearing rumours Chimpfone is long
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@grimy_trades
Grim
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They already post watches and cars
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chimpfone
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Oh you’re a train driver? Opinion discarded! You get paid too much for driving in a straight line! Good night!
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chimpfone
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They said to make friends in crypto to make more money but all I’ve got is jintao updating me on the 1 minute BTC chart while I slave away in the wage cage every fucking day
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chimpfone
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Sully just aggressively meowed when he heard James Corden’s voice playing from gf tiktok I have trained him well
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chimpfone
20 days
Looks good. Send it 🚀 #PopcatSatoshisVision
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chimpfone
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Nice bull market
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chimpfone
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Factorydoge larps about being a) a factory and b) a dog and no one seems to care Lesson in that
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chimpfone
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Is a rubber band’s true form when it’s slack and shapeless, or when it’s fully extended? If so, does this also translate to the human spirit? Where its often perceived at our baseline of mediocrity, but it’s true potential is realised at a boundless, unrelenting extension?
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You’ll notice how jintao has been in England for a few hours And we finally get some peace and quiet on the TL He’s either so greatly enamoured with God’s chosen country and our beautiful landscapes Or he’s been stabbed Both are great outcomes imo
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@chimpfone2047
chimpfone
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Thanks for having me on fellas I start speaking my truth at 1:01:30 for those who are interested
@BecauseBitcoin
BecauseBitcoin.com
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WOW! Just WOW! Thank you all very much for tuning into one of our most entertaining shows to date Shoutout to the speaker panel @profplum99 @itzjoshuajake @Nakamotolisk @KingWabii @PlutonicXBT @Prometheus_The1 @koolcryptovc @chimpfone2047 Checkout the replay here 👇
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chimpfone
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It’s true. Happy to say it’s finally happening. Our policies are free beer for children and airdropping our favourite coin (dogwifhat) to everyone in the world.
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@100xGumby
Gumby 🖨
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Ok fuck it I’m announcing the ticket no one asked for Gumby/Chimpfone 2024🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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@The_Real_Fly
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80-99% OF MONKEYPOX PATIENTS ARE FROM GAY SEX - CDC, WHO
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Another victim of solana genocide I’m so sorry xiaopang You deserved so much better
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Higher
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BlueCandle = Jintao = Chimpfone
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New York is like if London was even more expensive and had worse food Truly London is the greatest city in the world
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chimpfone
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Bro perps are just a cheat on market can’t believe I wasn’t doing this before You just put one ema on the screen and long/short when it touches it Why isn’t everyone rich from this?
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The charts actually look pretty good if you put them into log and blind yourself
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