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@chidudeh
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Disney Channel and Nickelodeon between the early 2000s to the early 2010s was the best tv ever. I don’t think I’ll ever enjoy watching tv as much as I did back then
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@chidudeh
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3 years
Benzema has 79 UCL goals. ZERO penalties.
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@chidudeh
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5 years
No uni is too small to warrant a celebration btw. Don’t let anyone use their dirty mouth to tell you that. Not even your parents. Celebrate your achievements with chest
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@chidudeh
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5 years
Oi guys listen to this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@chidudeh
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4 years
I think if an event gets cancelled we don’t end up going. Might be wrong though
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@chidudeh
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6 years
So you’re on the motorway, recording yourself driving for a snap that everyone will skip anyway? Man like you tho
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@chidudeh
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5 years
I think the word you are looking for is rape
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A Montana woman broke into a man’s house with a machete, ordered him to take off his clothes and forced him to have sex with her
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‘Since I broke up with him, I’ve been soooo happy. Nothing but positives vibes here sis’
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They put Reginald Yates on the job you know. Shocking
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@chidudeh
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4 years
Buying my own PS5 though. Can’t have the Mrs saying ‘Can we please watch Netflix on OUR PS5, it was ME who bought it at the end of the day’
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@chidudeh
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4 years
I was innocently shopping for a durag, clicked on this brand and this is how it is modelled. Nearly snapped my phone in half
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@chidudeh
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Look in the comments. As soon as he stops being a media darling, a certain demographic suddenly finds him unbearable. They love Conor McGregor and Tyson Fury for it though. AJ, you’re doing great sweetie.
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Anthony Joshua is becoming more dislikeable by the day
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@chidudeh
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3 years
No African national teams on fifa 22 is pretty fucking weird ngl
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@chidudeh
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2 years
Saliba is the best young defender I’ve ever seen. The level of talent we are witnessing cannot be described
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@chidudeh
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Ben White is imperious in the air man. The ‘analysts’ lied
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@chidudeh
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Toxic Trinity. We are forever in your debt.
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@chidudeh
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‘I better hear Happy Mother’s Day from every boy who sucked my breast, you niggas my sonssssss🤪🤪’
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@chidudeh
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‘They are more mature. They KNOW what we want. Guys my ages are just so childish. They are more financially stable.’ - Alexandra, aged 15.
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Why do girls go for older guys?
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@chidudeh
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2 years
Na it’s worse when it’s squad players sabotaging. You play 10 games a season and decide to act a fool and cost everyone
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@chidudeh
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3 years
Think he has one penalty. But still. Benzema.
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@chidudeh
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16m for a 23 year old who can play every single position as a defender either back 3 or 4 and is both footed. I don’t get it
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This is a half fit Tomiyasu btw lol
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@chidudeh
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3 years
Faye’s father
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@chidudeh
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5 years
Girls: ‘Ahhh, protect all the boys in my life man😩😩 this generation is sooo fucked, everyone is killing everyone’ Also girls:
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Being older than me isn’t an invitation to disrespect me btw
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There is an aggressive white woman shouting at me. Lips are unusually brown. Help? @Ofcom
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@chidudeh
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3 years
Might be a thing when you look back the movies and shows acc suck, but in the moment it was great
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@chidudeh
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5 years
Looking bummy during exam season does not guarantee success btw
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5 years
She can wear what she wants. He can break up with her if he doesn’t like it. No debate to be had.
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Twitter Debates if A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie Was Right in Breaking Up With Girlfriend Because in His Mind She Showed Too Much Skin on The Gram (Pics-Vids-Tweets-IG) via @YuriyATL404
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3 years
If White had defended shit all season and then proceed to celebrate like that because he scored a goal I don’t think I’d ever forgive him
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@chidudeh
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@cmoring1 I’m trying to understand bro.
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This feels like the end of the world. Legit feels like one of the biggest moments in history
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2 years
😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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5 years
Body shaming teenage boys? Thanks for the green light Fuck fat women
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The Sprouse twins at age 15 vs the Dolan twins at age 15!😱
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England and Tottenham have one thing in common: they think they need Harry Kane wayyyyy more than they do. Just try to play without him for once ffs
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6 years
You popped up to me, I replied, you now decide to not open my message and make it look like I’m trying to move to you? I should slap you
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You from Ghana? Enti dien ahahahahaha, names Chris nice to meet ya
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I don’t have a type, but I have a standard
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@Aiks0 You know what’s funny? His chest is already red before the video starts. Bro was banging his chest and restarting the clip 😭😭😭
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A woman looked at this man saying ‘I don’t think you know how much you’ve hurt and upset me’ with tears in her eyes. Our king said little, with his facial expressions saying all that needed to be said. We miss you.
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5 years
Yeah this is HIGHLY disgusting
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4 years
Labour are anti-black, Conservatives are anti-black. UK politics for you
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2 years
The Viper was clinically insane bro
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Legend Killer, The Viper or RK-Bro? 🤔 #OrtonWeek @RandyOrton
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The streets won’t ever forget.
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@chidudeh
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Pogba. Low trim. No die. No design. Just a fade. Arsenal 2 - 8 Man U.
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Looking sharp for Arsenal away... 🏃‍♂️ #MUFC
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Maguire’s arrogance had him calling for the ball in an area where he didn’t need need the ball. De Gea’s inability to play out the back has him passing the ball to whoever calls for it irrespective of what’s going on around him. Both rubbish
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@chidudeh
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YEWANDE 4-3 ARABELLA (TOMMY 120+2) SCENES
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@chidudeh
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2 years
I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING AT CITEH BUT I KNOW ITS NOT NICE
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@GFFN
Get French Football News
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Breaking | PSG have submitted a €70m bid to Manchester City for Bernardo Silva, according to tomorrow's L'Équipe.
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Essex, Tilbury
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My ears don’t lie. Someone whispers ‘Arsenal’ before Crouch picks up Arsenal. @FA I’m onto you.
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Even with the foot off the gas we still created 3-4 more good goalscoring chances lmao. Fatiguing ourselves for why
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Arsenal fans going too high standards now, at 3-0 up who’s gonna ask the team to press forward?
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4 years
I’m breaking every single coronavirus rule. Every single one. Come and fine me
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6 years
If we are being honest, girls don’t really care how their man feels in relationships. As long as they are happy, it is apparently good enough.
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Liberty is disgusting. Cheating for no reason
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Footballers make so many different movements but they’ve decided that your arms being down your side is the only natural hand position. Fairs
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I've said this before and will die on this hill: The handball rule will *never* be appropriate up until biomechanics are fully understood by lawmakers. You will never know what's "natural" or not until you study the body and how it automatically moves in different situations.
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Why are people getting onto here when she is completely correct
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🤔 “What has Frank Lampard done in a managerial sense that should link him to the Everton job?” 👀 “We’re linking former players to these big jobs so easily…” Lianne Sanderson questions why #EFC would want to appoint Frank Lampard
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City need PACEEEE
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He headed it in on the line I’m watching the game
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Victor Osimhen scores! Great movement in the box and a huge leap for the header. The game is now 1-1. 🇳🇬
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Literally space in the bottom right corner. Nice set though
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Figuring out where imma put my White Royals 🤔
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TOTTENHAM???? BOTTLED AGAIN??????? EVERYBODY:
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Man went from walking for Balenciaga to grabbing a triple A. The versatility is stuff of dreams
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Odegaard man. That’s what it means to be captain. The way he took responsibility and started to force the issue made me smile
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Made In Lagos was the best album of 2020. Perfect music man
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Trophy argument is apparently void but ‘mini top 6 league’ is somehow valid criticism on here. Too funny
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Southampton are genuinely crap too
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We had easy game to build a bigger gap and fumbled
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That has to be the most impressive scouting job we’ve done because this guy can play and I don’t know how
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After Bodo Glimt home live in the flesh I was laughing at Turner’s distribution and now I’m fully smiling in appreciation. That guy has put serious hours to improve so quick
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This isn’t it. Girls can wear whatever they like. If they don’t want to be touched then they don’t want to be touched.
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Poetic justice
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If Kaz acted how Faye did I have no doubt she’d be kicked of the show. No doubts at all
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People are laughing but this is so so bad. 9 years ago someone accused him for the same thing he is doing now. That’s potentially 9 years worth of victims. Whats funny?
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I say four, you say teen.
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This might be the one yr not being in CL (quality aside) might be not as bad coz ive seen the fixture list and yh long long day
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Swarmz saw you guys chatting shit so he signed KKVSH on loan. Unreal business
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Established🐺
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RONALDO YOU CANNOT KNOCK IT ROUND A PLAYER ITS 2022!
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‘Right now, you’re acting like you’re in love with me’ is the phrase all fucking summer. Do NOT let uncertain babes talk to you anyhow
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Tavares should have started with ESR. Martinelli ain’t even play bad but I’ve clocked that teams literally let him have the ball. That’s why he gets the ball so much more often than Saka
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GUYS! There is still some pairs left!!! GO ON NIKE RN🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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37 with a twitter handle ‘BrokeandBougi3’. Tell me, who will date you
@BrokeandBougi3
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Lori Harvey has dated way more people than I’ve dated in my lifetime and I’m 37.
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Do you see why Black Conservatives annoy me? They are ALWAYS coons. ALWAYS
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Dr. Shola is a lawyer with degrees from 5 UK universities, including Cambridge and the London School of Economics yet she chooses to use her platform to tell black people how underprivileged they are and how racism is rampant in Britain. The irony boggles the mind.
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‘Hello mate, could you just confirm your grades and occupation before I unlawfully search you and strip you from your rights?’
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boys will live a good life get good grades have a normal job everything but start sweating when they hear sirens. sir that aint for you😂😂😂😂
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Doku and Haaland vs this would have scored 20 goals each
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A teenager gets his first start in a major competition and there are no one bar Arsenal fans wishing him well. Guys are PRAYING he does shit to satisfy their Sancho fetish
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I think the worst thing about Liverpool’s form is that teams will now going into games thinking they can get a result. That confidence can be dangerous
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Legit still think Pool will recover if they get the injured players back still the drop off is too big for the football they play but the defence is too spooky rn
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That was a red card challenge from Mané. There was no way he going to get the ball and the tackle was completely out of control
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na if you be d moto, na me be d engine. i dey inside you
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People who pretend Davido isn’t a top artist are weird fr
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One of the greatest players ever man. A real people’s champion. RIP Maradona 😔
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How can you listen to afro beats and tell me it’s rubbish? A type of music where you don’t need to know the words to be able to feel the vibes
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Unpopular Opinion : Afrobeats Edition
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Type of parents that will be asking the world why their children don’t love them when they treat them as if they committed murder
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The relegation battle is getting real tense man
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Wenger done such a bad job building around Fabregas, Nasri and Van Persie man
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Samir Nasri vs Manchester United 08/09 (H) [ @SamNasri19 ]
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Let me tell you how Curtis is so toxic (still love him tho). It all started when he called Amy his ‘half-girlfriend’. Do you know how confusing that must be for someone? Like where the fuck do you stand? Are we together or not? Pure head fuck
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@JoeGoldbergDrip @ivan_i94 NPG’s for a defender you know have some shame
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He was so comfortably better than Hazard for a long period of time. Could do everything Hazard could do and more
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Very interesting that every football pundit was allowed to freely criticise the Qatari government both on social media and live on air, but can’t say a word about the government they are ruled by.
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The tears of fat bitches in the comments>>>>>>>>
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Tom Foolery.
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Ft Fupa.
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Girls: *goes on pause for 30 minutes* Boy: *goes on pause for 30 seconds* Girl:
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Chadwick Boseman starred in some of the biggest movies of all-time, whilst struggling in private with cancer. I can’t even put into words how much strength it must have taken. Truly a superhero off and on camera. Rest in perfect peace. Thank you for everything ❤️
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL someone acc videod themselves shaking in rage🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hannah Bardell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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This is how angry I am..... shaking with rage after an utterly rubbish response from the PM 😡 Also because she is putting her self preservation and narrow party unity before the lives and livliehoods of my Livingston Constituents. #ragin #BrexitBourach #BrexitVote
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@A1ZH4RY He was pissedddd. Was refreshing to see icl, but surprising
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