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@chelseadeanne

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

Y’all aren’t ready for this debate but.....

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3 years

Is anyone…… actually happy? Like genuinely happy in life? Or are we all just collectively falling apart at the seams and trying to survive?

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4 years

Mom guilt runs so deep that you can’t have your lock screen set to anything except your child otherwise you feel bad.

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4 years

I’m a depressed mom. I’m an anxious mom. I’m a frustrated mom. I’m an overwhelmed mom. But I’m still a good mom.

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@chelseadeanne

4 years

So Trump can sign an executive order that moves to ban TIKTOK just like that. An app that people use for makeup looks and 20 second dance clips. But it’s been WEEKS and we’re still waiting to hear about a second stimulus check???

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@chelseadeanne

3 years

I love this 🥺

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@chelseadeanne

4 years

Fun fact: where I went to hs, there are nuclear chemicals stored underground & we did drills at school in case they ever leaked. After graduation I found out that we did those drills in the gym bc none of us would make it & it would put all the bodies in one place. :)

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

3 years

Reminder that infants are not supposed to sleep through the night. Stop telling new moms this. There are too many moms thinking they’re doing something wrong because their two month old baby won’t sleep for eight straight hours.

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@chelseadeanne

3 years

Small children have absolutely NO protection against covid. Their parents decisions are their only protection. Stop making parents feel guilty for choosing to quarantine their kids away from you if you’ve been at risk of exposure.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

6 months

Would it be strange to re-read a series I read in like 4th grade that I LOVED and think about all the time?

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

I need a break. Not a long shower. Not a two hour nap. Not five minutes of peace before someone asks where something is or if I can take the baby back. I need a REAL break.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

Why do we schedule appointments for certain times if we’re not even gonna be seen for 45 minutes after we’re scheduled to be seen???

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

7 months

TW: pregnancy loss . . . . I wasn’t sure about posting this, but I feel it’s an important thing to talk about. I just had a miscarriage at 10 weeks. It was awful & traumatizing. It was my first mc. I had just heard the heartbeat 12 hours prior.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

Does anyone else feel like they’re literally going to die if there’s too much noise or talking around them, or should I talk to my therapist

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

“Hugging my baby tighter today” Genuinely, fuck you. This is the most insensitive, condescending, tacky thing you could possibly say.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

My best parenting advice so far might just be “don’t get too comfortable.” You’re gonna think you have your kid’s schedule down pat, sleeping through the night, and then they’re gonna fuck your shit up when you least expect it.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

Can we maybe stop with the aesthetic photos and the empty promises and get shit fuckin done?

Vice President Kamala Harris

@VP

4 years

Big challenges demand big solutions. The work continues.

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@chelseadeanne

1 year

Idk who needs to hear this AGAIN, but spending more money at once to buy in bulk at Costco or Sam’s Club is a PRIVILEGE.

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@chelseadeanne

4 years

“I was spanked as a child and I’m just fine.” Actually you’re not fine if you think it’s okay for people to hit their children, but ok.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

Can we STOP acting like babies waking up throughout the night or not wanting to sleep alone is “abnormal”? Who instilled this idea in new moms? Your baby is not supposed to magically sleep through the entire night. Babies who do are just pure luck.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

2 years

I know buying in bulk at places like Costco and Sam’s Club is generally more cost effective in the long run, but buying in bulk is a privilege and not everyone can afford to be “more cost effective.”

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

I’m the CEO of wanting to make close friends on this app but being too awkward to initiate conversation and too paranoid that people don’t like me.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

2 years

Wait there’s actually people who refuse to let their kids wear “character clothes”? Like won’t let their kids wear Frozen or Bluey shirts? To maintain an aesthetic??? I’m sorry but that is so fucking weird. Y’all are weird.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

It’s SO weird that someday my kid is gonna be a whole adult??? Like what will her passions be? What will she look like? This is weird.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

What’s the most bizarre and ridiculous thing you’ve been harassed for on this app? One time I was relentlessly harassed because a few people didn’t like my engagement ring and my nails weren’t done lol

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

3 years

I just want want to point out that the H1N1 vaccine in 2009 was developed faster than the COVID-19 vaccine and many kids were administered that vaccine at school. Was there nearly this much backlash, reluctance, or skepticism?

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

6 months

Is anyone else an excessive napper? I’m so sleepy during the day and I probably sleep too much for naps. Then at night I’m up until 3am when I usually get up for work at 7am. Idk how to fix this and I’m frustrated.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

“I’m better than you” mom twitter is really gonna lose their minds when I say I got my daughter solo cups the size of shot glasses and she loved them

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@chelseadeanne

4 years

Not only is it almost RSV season, but we now have COVID to contend with also. Reminder: DO NOT touch, kiss, or come within six feet of someone else’s baby without explicit permission.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

3 years

I wish I could be an ✨aesthetic mom✨ and organize all of my food into clear containers but those things are so expensive my god

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

A gallon of whole milk at target is almost $5. $7.25 is not an acceptable minimum wage and y’all can shut the fuck up with your ridiculous hypotheticals.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

How am I supposed to build credit history if no one will let me have a credit card because I don’t have enough credit history!!!!!

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

MAGA is literally a cult. A violent cult. I will not be debating this.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

3 years

I know 25 is young, but somehow I still feel like I’m running out of time or already out of time to accomplish things, go back to college, have a career, basically do the things that a lot of people my same age have already done.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

3 years

How do people comfortably afford... life? Like I’m trying to figure out how I’m supposed to manage money and survive for the next 60 years.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

3 years

I’m kinda sick of seeing people try to advocate for medical freedom by saying “birth isn’t a medical emergency” because that’s pretty fuckin invalidating for anyone who’s had a life threatening experience while giving birth.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

9 months

I’ve tried to convince a few of my friends to sign up for kindle unlimited because they complain that they spend too much money on books. But they all hesitate or outright refuse. IMO, $12 a month for access to thousands of books at no extra cost? 1000% worth it.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

3 years

Y’all wanna hate on green bean casserole, but can we talk about the real villain here? STUFFING.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

6 months

I’m paying less than $1k a month to rent. Buying a house does not sound appealing to me because $2,000+ just to say I own it? And have to pay for all associated maintenance and repairs? No thank you.

𝒥𝑒𝓌𝓁𝒾𝑒

@jelly_momm

6 months

Are people really paying 3k+ a month to RENT? That sounds insane to me bc that how much a mortgage is…. Why are all these homes 2500-3k a month to rent

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

Why am I always paranoid that people I like are just pretending to like me and secretly find me annoying

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

5 months

Raise your hand if you’re also broke as fuck trying to figure out how you’re gonna pay bills because goddamn if I don’t feel like the only one struggling

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

Do I desperately want an independent candidate to have a chance so we can dismantle this two party system? Yes. Do I know that there is too much at stake this year to vote third party? Yes. Please vote Biden. #Vote

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

3 years

I’m genuinely so sick of seeing some moms on here being judgmental as fuck about medical intervention during birth. We get it, you’re a magical motherhood fairy who sang sea shanties while she pushed and used leaves as nipple pads. You’re so holistic and pure.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

3 years

How does one *not* get super depressed about money and bills bc I’m pretty sure at this rate I’ll just be miserable forever

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@chelseadeanne

4 years

If someone dropped my baby, they’d be catching hands. Miss me with that “you don’t even know what happened!” bullshit.

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@chelseadeanne

4 years

I hope the tiktok mom that makes the cute lunches in bento boxes for her kids is having a good day.

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@chelseadeanne

4 years

$600 is a slap in the face. We’re grown, we have countless bills and necessary expenses, that is pocket change at this point. If you think $600 is good enough, you’re either 1) privileged 2) delusional or 3) both.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

Saw this on facebook! 🎃✨🧡

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

Reminder that if you feel like your marriage is completely different after having a baby, you’re not alone. So many couples fall into a rough patch. Your relationship IS completely different, & you may have to entirely re-learn how to be a couple.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

I finally got a transition right!!

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

3 years

I’ve always been petrified of driving but at 25 years old I just passed on my first try and GOT MY LICENSE HOLY SHIT 🎉🎉🎉

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

6 months

I know this is controversial, but I’m definitely a pepsi person. Coke is good, but if I have the choice? I’m picking pepsi.

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@chelseadeanne

3 years

Does anyone who has struggled with depression for a long time often find yourself feeling intensely nostalgic? Do you feel like it could be because you subconsciously feel like you wasted too much time being depressed and now you wish you could go back? Because same.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

Can we stop giving Bailey McPherson a platform please? I’m only saying her name so people know who I’m referring to. She’s radically pro-life, transphobic, and racist. Stop quoting her tweets. Stop watching & commenting on her tiktoks. Stop giving her a voice.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

3 years

I’m ready for production companies to stop making 294739 versions of the same seven movies

Entertainment Tonight

@etnow

3 years

Are you ready for Camila Cabello's #CinderellaMovie ?! ✨

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@chelseadeanne

3 years

Podcaster imposter syndrome: “My voice sucks” “Audio could be better” “I’m boring to listen to” I’m struggling today.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

2 years

I truly just feel alone. And I have for years. Like I don’t really have a significant spot in anyone’s life, I’m just kind of….. here. For whatever reason.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

Just here to remind y’all that children learn with everything they touch, everything they see, everything they hear. You don’t need bright and loud fisher price or vtech toys to teach your kids.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

I agree with a lockdown, but not without a stimulus check that can keep people afloat for that entire time period. 🤷🏻‍♀️

CNBC

@CNBC

4 years

Biden Covid advisor says U.S. lockdown of 4 to 6 weeks could control pandemic and revive economy

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@chelseadeanne

4 years

What the fuck

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@chelseadeanne

1 year

So my mother has now blocked my number and is pissed off because I told her to get off the phone while she’s driving with my child or she will not be allowed to drive her anywhere. Surely I am not the bad guy here???

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@chelseadeanne

4 years

I’m really intrigued by the Montessori style of parenting, but insta and tiktok moms make it seem like the only way to implement it is by having tons of expensive, aesthetic toys and perfectly designed activity stations. Makes it really intimidating.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

Does anyone else almost have a panic attack every time there’s a knock on your door even if you already knew someone would be coming over or

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

9 months

So we’re all just trying to get through the day without mentally spiraling over financial struggles right? It’s not just me?

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

3 years

I cannot believe how many people collectively chose to forget that public schools have always required certain vaccinations.

terry l.

@dubsndoo

3 years

I’m not cool with this push to vaccinate young children. You know where this will go right?; no vax, no school. If you think this country was divided before, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

3 years

1. There’s…. no real reason to opt out of ultrasounds. 2. Please get the GBS swab. This should not require explanation. 3. Why would you want to opt out of antibiotics??? Medicine is not evil????

ℳ. ☦️

@artofmothering_

3 years

Friendly reminder - research everything 🤍

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@chelseadeanne

4 years

Girl WHAT

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@chelseadeanne

4 years

If you’re stressy and depressy, clap your hands 👏🏻 👏🏻

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

If you defend Morgan Wallen, you’re R A C I S T.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

Why are people causing such a fuss about the side effects of the covid vaccine as though fatigue, nausea, etc haven’t ALWAYS been possible and common side effects of EVERY vaccine ever???

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

If YOUR children cannot be vaccinated due to a reaction, sure, that’s fine. Promoting anti-vax propaganda that suggests that NO child should be vaccinated is ignorant. The vast majority of people have no reactions to vaccines.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

I just don’t understand why people can’t grasp the idea that if we stopped manipulating people into thinking third party votes were a “waste,” third party would actually stand a chance because people would be voting third party. Like???

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

“iF yOu ArEnT a CeLeBrItY tHeReS nO rEaSoN fOr YoU nOt To FoLlOw BaCk” Your content just isn’t good, bro.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

So I wanted to wear this dress for an ASMR video and I haven’t worn it in four years...... 2016 vs 2020 🥴

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@chelseadeanne

3 years

Isn’t it kind of weird that so many of us that follow each other have done so for several years so there’s like a couple hundred of us at this point that all know each other solely via twitter and we’re like our own little corner of this app?? Like what

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

My husband’s love language is physical touch, which is hard for me sometimes because I’m not a super affectionate, touchy feely person; I show my love in lots of other ways. I think sometimes it makes him insecure but I’m just not overtly physical. 😅

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

Minimum wage was literally implemented to be LIVABLE. It is no longer a livable wage and needs to be raised.

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@chelseadeanne

4 years

Please just unfollow me if you’re an anti-vaxxer. Or if you even so much as refer to people who vaccinate as “pro-vaxxers.”

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

3 years

Using a family photo of a man who murdered his pregnant wife and two daughters as a STOCK PHOTO in a news segment is not a small mistake. That is carelessness and massive oversight. Fire them.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

I remember crying when I watched the news that Trump had won the 2016 election. IT’S OVER. HE’S DONE.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

I don’t understand why people act like moms can’t also be sexual beings. How the fuck do you think we got these kids?

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

I feel like people assume “sleep training” means you let your baby cry it out, and that’s just not how I perceive the phrase. I think you can absolutely sleep train without ever using the cry it out method.

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@chelseadeanne

4 years

Am I reading this correctly

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

If you’re not ready to have your sex interrupted by a crying baby, rethink your baby fever lmao

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

Normalize disliking pregnancy and understand that being unhappy while pregnant doesn’t mean you love your baby any less.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

As someone who has worked in retail for several years: dressing rooms are likely closed because a lot of weird shit happens in dressing rooms. And by weird shit, I literally mean shit. People vomit and shit in public dressing rooms all the time. Not something we need right now.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

3 years

I’m genuinely so sick of people treating the true crime genre the same way you treat your favorite fictional shows or book series. Fandom culture does not apply in true crime. It is inappropriate and disgusting.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

I say “y’all” way too much and I don’t even have a southern accent.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

Oh and another hot take: children are allowed to just have fun and not everything they do needs to be educational.

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@chelseadeanne

4 years

???? make it make sense ????

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@chelseadeanne

3 years

My entire fyp is filled with gross, disrespectful MEMES about Gabby Petito’s case. Memes. About a missing person case.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

4 years

Personally I feel like forcing your kids to follow through with things like sports or extracurriculars after they’ve decided they no longer enjoy it doesn’t teach them commitment, it’ll likely teach them resentment and possibly come with newfound anxieties.

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@chelseadeanne

4 years

Where’s the fuckin stimmy, Joseph?

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@chelseadeanne

4 years

Late term abortions are absolutely NOT “primarily elective.” First of all, abortions after 21 weeks only make up LESS THAN 2% of all abortions. “Late term” abortions are, by far, primarily due to medical necessity.

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chelsea

@chelseadeanne

7 months

I genuinely believe booktok played a role in saving brick and mortar bookstores during and after the pandemic. This social media revival of book lovers has been amazing to watch. Why are y’all so hateful?

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@borkyburnes

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this is literally the worst thing ive ever seen in my life

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@chelseadeanne

3 years

Holidays aren’t even fun anymore tbh. It’s just planning and traveling and stress. Especially after you have a kid and you have two families wanting to celebrate with you on the same day.

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@chelseadeanne

4 years

The “save the children” crowd is really fucking annoying because most of them haven’t said a single word about how ICE has been abusing children for years. They didn’t care until the stupid fucking wayfair conspiracy blew up.

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@chelseadeanne

4 years

I vote that after this all slows down, grocery stores keep the 6ft stickers on the floor. I’m very fond of people keeping their distance in public.

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@chelseadeanne

4 years

If I’m following any Trump supporters unknowingly please let me know and I will block immediately. I don’t always see everyone’s tweets on my tl so sometimes I miss things.

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@chelseadeanne

4 years

When will republicans learn that a “98% survival rate” does not mean what they think it means and is actually much worse than they think it is

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