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Joined August 2009
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@chelseablake31
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6 years
Ok. It’s time I start a thread with all of the fuck ups of my name
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@chelseablake31
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JASON KELCE STUNS IN ERAS TOUR MERCH #TSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTourMiami
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@chelseablake31
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Hey NJ kids on mischief night this year only hit the houses with Trump flags
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Amy Coney Barrett standing in the corner alone because she knows she doesn’t belong
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Happy NJ day @NJGov
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@chelseablake31
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When @NikkieTutorials is nervous for her collab but in reality she's killing it literally (always) @NikkieTutorials
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@chelseablake31
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If you lived in Glassboro in 2016 don’t worry about the vaccine ingredients, we were drinking lead water
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@chelseablake31
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4 years
To the people taking this seriously: do you not know that mischief night is throwing some toilet paper in a tree and moving on lmfaooo
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6 years
I knew putting a liberal show on Fox would malfunction #RentLive
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7 years
Waking up in Central Jersey on a Wednesday means waking up to an Instagram feed full of bar A pictures & captions saying "the clock beat us"
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@chelseablake31
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8 years
Samurai drinking game: Take a shot every time your waitress smiles Be sober as ever
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4 years
In 8th grade he told me I couldn’t fit through a door. Glad to see he’s aging horribly
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4 years
All they’re doing is getting talked to? I was on probation for 3 months for having a bottle of wine in my fridge as a gift for my 21ST birthday but racist white chicks are getting a class to become better than they were in high school ??!??????????
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A message from @AEPhiRowan :
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@chelseablake31
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After consistently gaining weight my entire life until I was probably 18 I’m going to celebrate every step of the way my dudes
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This is why forever 21 filed for bankruptcy
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7 years
1 WEEK POST GRAD I GOT ME A JOB!! IN THE INDUSTRY I WANNA BE IN!!! NOT SETTLING FOR SOMETHING I DON'T WANNA DO LIKE EVERYONE SAID I WOULD!!!
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@chelseablake31
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4 years
God what a story I’m moved @cornydawgy
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@chelseablake31
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6 years
A commute made for good bois
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@chelseablake31
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1. Today I didn’t cover half my body and avoid looking at my reflection when passing it 2. I’m wearing a women’s fit shirt which I never do :)
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@chelseablake31
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6 years
@earthvisuals This is the reality don’t get it twisted
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@USPatriot11n Yoooo no shooting no no this is toilet paper strictly
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@chelseablake31
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7 years
Couples Halloween costume idea
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@chelseablake31
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4 years
Happy #NationalCurvesDay from my fupa to yours. It’s not easy going through life with a body like this (yes I workout and eat healthy) but it’s a body that functions as it should and for that we should all be grateful no matter what it looks like :)
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@chelseablake31
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Wore a crop top and no bra last night and screamed YYYYYEEEEESSSSS? At a couple for staring at me and whispering. Powerful
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@chelseablake31
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3 years
As someone who had to shout the Greek alphabet a few times against a wall...shouldn't the variant after delta been epsilon
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@chelseablake31
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4 years
Imagine if we just went into full lockdown for a month and masks were mandatory in every state? We’d be chillin. Not be banned from every country. Have our freedom back that every anti masker is “fighting” for. You’re only prolonging the freedom you’re longing for. Big idiots
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@chelseablake31
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5 years
It’s October 3rd. My loan payment is due in 4 days. Wanna help
@RowanUniversity
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5 years
What day is today?
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@chelseablake31
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5 years
Aerie bathing suits are heat. I don’t think I’ve ever felt so confident half nudie in my life
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@chelseablake31
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8 years
You all may be getting dean's list but in 3rd grade I got:
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@chelseablake31
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4 years
The Bahamas banning US citizens should be a wake up call.. tourism is their livelihood and we are their biggest market. They would rather plummet their economy than let us in and risk their residents. We should definitely be thoroughly embarrassed as a whole
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@chelseablake31
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8 years
South jersey is a special place
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7 years
When the child flower girl catches the bouquet
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@chelseablake31
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In this week's episode of:Rowan Alert! 1. Assaulted outside of wellness center! 2. Hit and run with crosswalk sign! 3. Hunan Wok drive thru!
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@chelseablake31
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9 years
When u just wanna go back to bed but everyone thinks ur a meteorologist
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@chelseablake31
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5 years
Someone please go get my grandma
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@chelseablake31
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6 years
Reasons why I’m excited about my new job: 1. It’s not in the city 2. I get to drive to work 3. I will have a day off during the week and get to go to the beach when it’s not crowded 4. I don’t have to pay for a bus pass 5. 2 days during the week I don’t start until 11 6. CRUISES
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@chelseablake31
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6 years
Happy father’s day
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@chelseablake31
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8 years
I think I might be engaged now
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@chelseablake31
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6 years
Lost my job today so if you get “hey girl!” Dm from me on insta within the next 3-5 business days just block me
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@chelseablake31
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5 years
Ok I got promoted and will be a travel agent as of December 16th so you better all book your trips with me or else
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@chelseablake31
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So I lost like 10 pounds so far which isn’t a lot but is a lot for me lmao but my hips went from 51 inches to 47!!!!
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I feel like Christie’s reign over NJ lasted for my entire life, I don’t even know who was governor before him
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@chelseablake31
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9 years
1-800-your-boyfriends-on-tinder
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7 years
This is the new governors twitter pic.. Joe Biden is in it so i presume we are in good hands
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DKE bathroom
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pictures of the end
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Why is Rowan a name that people name their offspring It’s a sims simulation college project located in Glassboro, New Jersey !
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@chelseablake31
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5 years
Why my belly button look like that
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4 years
Hey @NJGov what do we think
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8 years
Woah I didn't get to experience Thursday cause I crossed the international dateline and skipped from Wednesday to Friday
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@chelseablake31
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4 years
Any company can you please make me a plus size model so I can make money and move out. Here’s my embarrassing quirky pic so you choose me
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@chelseablake31
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The Statue of Liberty gave birth today so you could enjoy a cold one with the boys
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5 years
Turns out I am not so bad!
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8 years
Blessed to go to such a helpful school
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@chelseablake31
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7 years
I’m gonna start my 2018 February 1st because January was not good therefore I have cancelled it mentally Thanks for tuning in
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@chelseablake31
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4 years
That’s right baby. My town and county might be red but we bleed blue😗✌🏻
@ABC
ABC News
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BREAKING: Joe Biden will win the state of New Jersey, @ABC News projects based on analysis of exit polls. #ElectionNight
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I’m at a shop rite and I was like why does this look so familiar And then I remembered I had the worst date ever with a guy that included walking around Shop Rite Ending with a kiss outside Boston Market And a grand finale a few weeks later with a pic of his asshole
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@chelseablake31
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4 years
Hey y’all don’t do anything violent keep it to a couple pieces of tp and keep it moving I am not responsible for anything you do lmao this tweet was supposed to get 6 likes and move on
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@chelseablake31
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4 years
Grandma🥰
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Was listening to dancing queen on a quiet bus and my headphones somehow switched off and it started playing from my speaker. I’ll see myself out
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@chelseablake31
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4 years
My unproblematic grandpa😌
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4 years
Calling me fat has nothing to do with politics❤️
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Week 1 vs 7!!!!
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Just saw a dude having an actual photo shoot with a DSLR camera in the smoke that comes out of the ground by the library #justrowanthings
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@chelseablake31
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5 years
It’s the year of me so here u go.
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@chelseablake31
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4 years
$400 alway from having all of my credit cards paid off wow Then it’s time to tackle $100,000+ in loans 😌
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@chelseablake31
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6 years
Have an interview with my dream company tomorrow. Pants: shitting
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@chelseablake31
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5 years
Went through my old aol shit I had saved today and I sent myself this conversation from 5th grade.. the birthplace of cyber bullying I’m scream
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@chelseablake31
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4 years
Did Trump just say we love you and you’re very special to the people storming the capitol
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@chelseablake31
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Might fuck around and scan this and send it to all the gym teachers who used to bully me
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I have a NAME
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@chelseablake31
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Men be like “I know a place” then kiss you outside Boston market.
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7 years
I couldn't have gotten through the past 4 years without you two💗 @Target @DunkinDonuts
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4 years
Trying to imagine what corona would be like in nj if Chris Christie was still govornor but my brain won’t allow me to process that hell of a thought
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@chelseablake31
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I think the modern American Dream is moving to Canada
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Don’t be surprised when there’s a huge spike in 2 weeks because you had to go eat ur mom’s Easter ham because it won’t hurt anyone it’s just ur mom’s house!!!!!!
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@chelseablake31
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5 years
I wish my college degree that I’m now paying back taught me how to read this number
@DebtCrisisOrg
Student Debt Crisis Center (SDCC)
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Today, the student debt crisis reached $1,696,047,311,620
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A star is born✨
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4 years
Stop. Wat da hell are u talking about🤠🤚🏼
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4 years
I, Yeah
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Men are CRAZY (I have never even met him and talked to him for about a week)
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9 years
Scared to see how many people will be hoverboarding after tomorrow
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8 years
GRANDPA
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6 years
Ummmmm just woke up from my first ever sex dream and it was with Q from impractical jokers ?????🥴
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4 years
Imagine your entire personality is that you’re constantly sour about not being engaged to your man lmfaooooooooooo
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8 years
We're all in this together!
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Heard a dog coughing and I screamed across my office “DO YOU HAVE YOUR DOG” to a girl I work with and then:
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I took 9. Yeah, I ah, did slightly over- commit to the whole dog thing, turns out I am probably more comfortable with 6.
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@chelseablake31
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4 years
Officially locked out of my Rowan email. It’s been real the last 7 years lesserc0 @students .rowan.edu
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6 years
I didn’t answer the first time what makes you think I’m gonna answer now
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I love hearing freshman boys trying to pronounce frats "do you know where t-k-e is?"
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7 years
SAM, THE FIRST NIGHT AT BED WHEN YOU LEFT, RON MADE OUT WITH 2 GIRLS AND PUT HIS HEAD INBETWEEN A COCKTAIL WAITRESSES BREASTS. ALSO WAS GRINDING WITH MULTIPLE FAT WOMEN. WHEN YOU LEFT CRYING AT KLUTCH, RON WAS HOLDING HANDS AND DANCING WITH A FEMALE AND TOOK DOWN HER N
@Cosmopolitan
Cosmopolitan
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BREAKING: Ronnie From the "Jersey Shore" Is Going to Be a Father, and No, Sam Is Not the Mom
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4 years
How do you unsubscribe from grandma’s opinion
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@chelseablake31
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4 years
The only thing Trump supporters will have to say about Biden is that he’s stuttering and about the state of his cognitive ability. If I was standing on a stage with someone like Trump I’d be stuttering too lmao
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7 years
I am so excited to announce my engagement 😍👑☝🏼
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I’m just saying Australia banned guns 20 years ago after a mass shooting in Tasmania and they haven’t had a mass shooting since 👀
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@chelseablake31
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4 years
President Trump is behind in the polls is what I like to hear. But he was also behind in 2016 and lost the popular vote and look where we are
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How is he winning the popular vote. How. Am I missing something? Have I been living in an alternate universe the last 4 years?
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