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chefaroni

@chefaroni

5 years

WE MADE IT GUYS!!! Today is the shortest day of the year!! From here on out we only get more and more sunshine!! Keep your heads up my friends, the light is coming back!!!

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@chefaroni

1 year

🛒 SweetTooth | DPMO 🛒

@SweetToothAudio

1 year

Quote this with a picture of you doing something illegal, it’s time to stick it to the establishment 😤

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@chefaroni

1 year

Jack black skanking out to a DnB bootleg of his own song was not on my bingo card but I’m here for it 😂😂

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@fatherfunkmusic

1 year

HE FINALLY HEARD IT!!! 😱😱😱 My life is complete 🥲 @jackblack

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1 year

Dats*k blocked me on Insta cause I made a comment about that time he played a show in boulder & was supposed to play an after party in Denver afterwards. Time comes around and no one can find him, he finally answers and they find out he’s at a HS prom after party in Fort Collins

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@chefaroni

5 years

@Al_Lietzz That’s Steve “THE HAIR” Harrington to you!

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@chefaroni

1 year

Friday at pretty lights someone tapped Emily on the shoulder and said we are being so cute, can she borrow our phone to take some “candids” of us and then turned around and took the 8 worst photos to ever exist

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@chefaroni

1 year

To the kid wearing the avalanche ZD jersey nameplate where the wild things are who was holding down 3 rows and about 10 seats in each row while your friends werent there until ZD and was yelling at people for coming into your space….. youre a fucking douche

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@chefaroni

1 year

You can tell how old the pretty lights crowd is cause it’s 40 minutes after doors opened and the bleachers are PACKED while there’s barely anyone on the floor 😂😂

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@chefaroni

1 year

Can we settle this debate please?! Is “dude” gender neutral?!

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@chefaroni

2 years

So am I allowed to say that mize was never really that great of a dj to begin with yet? He literally got famous by playing all the non-n*ctar n*ctar tracks and then just layered a bunch of acapellas over his shit.

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@chefaroni

1 year

@morganmfhebert It’s actually hyalurpnic acid, their skin was a little dry so I was helping moisturize

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@chefaroni

9 months

Tape b as direct support instead of ternion is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣🤣

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@chefaroni

1 year

@SunRay_34 This is one of the better ones 😂😂😂

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@chefaroni

11 months

I’ve made hash that other people pressed into rosin, I’ve pressed into rosin some hash that someone else made, but today is the first time I went start to finish and made water hash and then pressed it into rosin! And shit looks real good!!!

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

5 years

I have this constant overwhelming feeling that I should be doing something at any given time and it’s really been driving me mad. Been losing sleep lately and idk how to fix it

Shower Thoughts

@ShwrThght

5 years

As an adult, any “free time” you have is actually just you procrastinating something.

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1 year

@TheFestiveOwl How is this close to home? Is it because it has to do with a music festival? A music festival that was held right outside what can only be condidered as a concentration camp? People dancing and getting high literally meters away from people who don’t have clean water

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@chefaroni

2 years

@ThatNiggaAFool @SavageGreen13 @Yuenglinn Go eat the next 10 mushrooms you find and see what’s good lmao

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

2 years

Can someone please explain to me why it was so easy for tipper to send out individual codes to a group that had signed up but NOT A SINGLE OTHER ARTIST CAN DO THE SAME?!?

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@chefaroni

9 months

@strayarbass You’re right, subtronics should be support for ternion

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@chefaroni

2 years

BRO I am crying my homie hit me up saying “yo you going to diet basslights tonight?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@chefaroni

5 years

@absdead Lol first time I got a job outside of a restaurant I kept yelling “BEHIND” to everyone

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@chefaroni

1 year

@Haymes_Tarmino First they’re sour, then you lose your mind 😅

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@chefaroni

1 year

Someone really tried to dig under the fence to get into dillon last night and ended up getting arrested?! 🤣🤣🤣

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@chefaroni

5 years

#birdsarentreal

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

6 years

Any cartridge you’re getting in a non-legal state (hell even half them in legal states) were made in someone’s basement who also has a label maker. ~1% of you are getting legit pens lol

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

1 year

Idk how true it is but apparently the event has been cancelled 😂😂😂😂

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@chefaroni

1 year

@makdabbbyyy Don’t ever didrespect shy fx like that again

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

2 years

@MySportsUpdate Annnndddddd then lost

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

7 months

And people wonder why the weed industry is in the fucking dumpsters lmao 1$ a gram sugar wax man it really is a race to the fucking bottom

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@earthmuffin999

7 months

for all my stoner friends: my dispo is running a sugar wax sale, come get your oz of wax for $28 OTD 💨

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@chefaroni

5 years

YOOOOOO my bag got flagged for my oil slick and they found my weed ancmy mushrooms... calls a higher up over and he goes “unfortunately we can’t do anything about it” winks at me and says have a nice flight... FUCK

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

7 years

@babyteetansey @djcarnage Bruh, at least he mixes and doesn't just throw a playlist on while sapping people up on stage 😂😂😂

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@chefaroni

3 years

Want another dab, don’t want to move. A dilemma as old as time itself.

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@chefaroni

1 year

@gryffyx Yup, I work with a guy who was in charge of getting him from the first show to the after party. Once the first show was over he was with dats*ks gf at the time and NO ONE knew where he was. Till he answered her phone call like 3 hours later and said he’s up in FOCO

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

1 year

Can’t wait to SCREAM “FUCK EM I DIDNT WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN ANYWAYS!!!” Tonight!!!!!!

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

4 years

@nora_aliii @_DipD_ @haileytirado Little dick dip 😂😂😂😂

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@chefaroni

1 year

@BuffaloWingGuy7 @itsokaygriff @DailyLoud Damn, getting ratio’d while dick riding someone who doesn’t know your name… crraaazzzyyy

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@chefaroni

1 year

@hollyh00ps @Subtronics @OfTheTrees @boogietmusic Lmaooo no shot he’s wearing a sprout clip too 😂😂

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

5 years

Yooooo hooks really throwing it back to the essential mix vibes rn?!

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@chefaroni

10 months

I still think my favorite part of last weekend was hearing @Halogenix get on the mic and say “free Palestine and FUCK THE IDF”

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@chefaroni

1 year

@MarkyFuckinMarc “Hey guys, the venue backed out so I gotta go rent out a warehouse and do it by myself… just a heads up, I’m kinda k rocked right now so it probably won’t happen”

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

2 years

@hakala__ @thisisnalaa Please keep the liquid out of this, please I beg of you

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@chefaroni

2 years

@djshiverz This is riddim

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@chefaroni

5 years

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@chefaroni

5 years

@KennedyJonesTHO A couple pages I’ve seen are trying to get their followers to comment #like instead of actually liking the photo because people can still see the comments. It’s ridiculous

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@chefaroni

5 years

@brandiinycolee

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@chefaroni

5 years

@megssss808 @freakyforbass Flatbush makes way more sense

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

10 months

Had a guy with like 75 of them on his hat/hopd come up to us at Halogenix and forced everyone to randomly choose one, then told us the meaning behind which sprout we chose. Didn’t need to happen 😂

🪽🩸FEVER OUT NOW🩸🪽

@mantra_sounds

10 months

I will probably get shunned for this but I hate getting sprouted 😪😂

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@chefaroni

3 years

Last night was seriously one of the most beautiful experiences I’ve ever been a part of. That room was over flowing with love. RIP Charles

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@chefaroni

5 years

Holy fuck.... this is fucking dots yo, shit looks like it was drawn!!

Lance

@ObiWookGlass

5 years

Little sneak peak for y’all 😜

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@chefaroni

5 years

I surprised my girlfriend with tickets to see the nutcracker tonight; and she surprised me by saying “let’s go see it on acid” IVE FOUND THE ONE

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@chefaroni

1 year

Last night someone thanked ME for saying “excuse me/sorry” as I was navigating through the crowd.

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@chefaroni

5 years

Tell me how I started talkin to the Yerba delivery guy at the grow store and turns out he’s a huge liquid stranger fan too... so now we go to shows together and he trades me cases of yerbas for shrooms 😂😂😂 if that’s not the headiest trade then idk what is

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@chefaroni

2 years

@alauraboreaIis More of a general statement, nobody cares about inflatables if they are kept behind the sound board, it’s when they are in the pit they become an issue

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@chefaroni

5 years

Good morning to these ladies and NO ONE ELSE

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@chefaroni

1 year

But beyond that douchebag…. They finally played Phuket sunrise all the way through and I got to scream “BADMON” goodnight yall

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

3 years

Nothing beats ripping the nectar collector in the DIA bathroom at 6 am

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@chefaroni

4 years

THIS THING IS SO MUCH SICKER THAN I IMAGINED

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@chefaroni

4 years

@Griz @GanjaWhiteNight Whatever you do can you please sample that laugh you do right after the drop and add it in there 😩😩😩 it was too perfect!!!

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

2 years

BRO!! Did Dalek one really delete his account?!?

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

7 years

Wtf man, this shit about datsik and space Jesus is wild. I get that people really like artists and shit but with those kinds of accusations, especially with them coming from multiple different sources, how can you even try to say hey maybe they didn't?!

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

7 years

People straight up asking for proof that it happened?! Like nah, show me fuckinb proof it DIDNT happen! I hate that whole victim blaming shit!

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

1 year

It has been made very evident tonight that we are in need of a @keotamusic headline set asap!!!

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

3 years

@DinkthePoof They’re label is vision records too lol hit me like a ton of bricks when I realized

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@chefaroni

1 year

Says every drunk 19 year old at red rocks 😂😂😂

Long Jon Hou-stoney

@ZedsBread8751

1 year

It ain’t about who got here first, it’s about who stays

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@chefaroni

1 year

Stumbled upon a screenshot of this heinous twitter interaction almost 10 years ago 😂😂😂😂

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@chefaroni

5 years

Nobody is ready for this conversation. Or the fact that vintners are spraying cancerous pesticides from airplanes and poisoning huge chunks of populations at a time

henry

@henrysglassart

5 years

You know mass vegetable farms are poisoning the water supply right?

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@chefaroni

6 years

A litttllleee hot but sheeeeeeesh thing thing is a chugger!! Showed up a day early @derpathesherpa good fucking looks! I love this piece!

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@chefaroni

1 year

ANNNNDDDDD I GOT TOMORROW OFF!!!! SUNDAY PRETTY LIGHTS SET JUST GOT A LITTLE ROWDIER!!!!

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@chefaroni

5 years

@squnto I think it’s spelled TVBOO

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@chefaroni

1 year

“Get the fuck off me I’m bout to rage”

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@NathenLane

1 year

I love everything about this so much @eprombeats @kompass_mg

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@chefaroni

10 months

Holy shit holy shit holy shit they accepted our offer and were under contract on a house!!!! 😭😭😭😭

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@chefaroni

2 years

@miseyseason @markhunterecgm1 @12thplanettruth Lmao right? “This dude who I have never met who has been accused of rape multiple times has enough money to settle outside of court but he def didnt do anything and its crazy that you think he would!!” Guys got old man dj balls so far down his throat I’m surprised he’s breathing

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@chefaroni

9 months

@jerlvl Trend deez nuts 😅 I’m tired of the rap acapellas especially when it’s every fucking song!

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@chefaroni

7 months

@zejibo Always thought when this day came he would rebrand as dalek two

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@chefaroni

5 years

@amariixx @inda_ass Kinda sounds like she’s hot for her uncle lmao

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@chefaroni

4 years

@andreacabs Lmaooooo why’s the Long Island number not surprising in any way?!? 😂😂😂

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

9 months

I’ve got 2 questions for the denver music scene 1. Why does no one ever play vibe chemistry’s music?! 2. Why hasn’t anyone played any kurupt fm either?!?

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@chefaroni

10 years

@djcarnage #slippergang http://t.co/I7VG59ABli

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@chefaroni

5 years

@alycat42_ Yeah because a full hour of riddim is like fucking torture but when you sprinkle a little bit in here and there it’s fucking gold

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

3 years

DENVER FAM!! Please retweet this for me; my gf’s sisters car was stolen LN around 14th and vine. If you see this vehicle ANYWHERE around greater Denver please lmk! The Thule cap has silver tape along the side. Every retweet helps!!

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@chefaroni

2 years

@danatweeets That sounds terribly disgusting hahaha I’d be so pissed 🤣🤣

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

6 years

This one is def worth a watch

Mama Donna 🌞

@Soil2Soulutions

6 years

Two scientists dumped 12,000 tons of oranges in the Amazon Rainforest. 16 years later, the result is breathtaking

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@chefaroni

5 years

I just fucking realized that I am the stoner equivalent of fat bastard “I smoke because im anxious, but im anxious because I smoke. It’s a viscous cycle.”

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@chefaroni

5 years

I hate fucking football season

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@chefaroni

4 years

I’m waiting for a video of protestors with someone blasting “Bella ciao” over a very large PA

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@chefaroni

1 year

PRETTY LIGHTS SCRUB COMPLETE!!! MAY THE ODDS FOR THIS LOTTERY BE IN YOUR (really mine) FAVOR

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@chefaroni

3 years

@sarahc1D Lmao this literally is impossible

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@chefaroni

2 years

@iWonderMxF Babe wake up!! New copy pasta!!

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@chefaroni

2 years

@BlockheadNYC What’s wrong with collision course?!?

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@chefaroni

4 years

@squnto Dude we get it you ski.... get the fuck over it

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@chefaroni

5 years

@RavensHypeMan @derpathesherpa You realize it has nothing to do with buying bikes right? Lol

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@chefaroni

5 years

@ejfromthea Told myself I was gonna stop smoking so much last night.... today we rolled a 7 gram blunt. Why am I like this

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

3 years

Was smoking a joint on lunch and accidentally dropped it out my car window, was bummed. But then remembered that I was parked so I just.... opened the door

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@chefaroni

2 years

@alauraboreaIis Move to the back then

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@chefaroni

5 years

@brandiinycolee Lmao I did this year one at lost lands but had em on my tittles 🤣🤣🤣 anytime someone would double take at me if shake my tits at them

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@chefaroni

1 year

@deeskicks @TheFestiveOwl I’m not sitting here condoning what happened, but my god there is so much shit that happens every single day that isn’t reported on that led to this exact moment.

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

5 years

Walked out of Walgreens earlier with some change in my hand. Dude was standing outside with his arms crossed, asked me for some change. He then said it was t even for him if was for “this little guy” and then showed me the squirrel he as holding. He got all my change!

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chefaroni

@chefaroni

4 years

YOOOO I emailed this company im ordering a bunch of shit from and said “I don’t meant I be a pain but is there any chance you have a discount code for.....” guy emails me back @in 5 mins and says “done.... the code is ‘Alexisapain’ 😉” type it in and got 100$ off!! 🤣🤣🤣

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@chefaroni

9 months

@glizzywithrizzy Believe me, the lineup isn’t why I won’t be attending cyclops rocks 🤣🤣

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