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My wife took my dads in the divorce

Joined March 2021
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3 years
Had a good nights sleep
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9 months
Did you have dinner at a water park?
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9 months
Placing my last NFL parlay trying to break even for the season
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9 months
I SUMMON POT OF GREED TO DRAW 3 ADDITIONAL LEGS TO MY PARLAY
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9 months
My face as I step into the liquor store at exactly 5:01 PM on Friday to purchase a 24 pack of Miller High Life’s
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2 years
Rise and brine
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9 months
All things considered, this meal fucks hard
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9 months
I have been informed that my assumption was correct and this was eaten at a water park
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3 years
While I have you here, my wife left me
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9 months
@PotatoGobbler Red is the goat flavor though
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11 months
The perfect pour
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9 months
@toronodon @notcapnamerica It’s sickening that I knew this without seeing that
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9 months
My wife laying a trap card after seeing my parlay (it’s divorce papers)
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2 years
75° in Boston? I’m cracking a cold one today
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9 months
@ButteryChick Lmao I didn’t even see that
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3 years
@PotatoGobbler Always grinding
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9 months
@RealMike191 Have some fun
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3 years
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3 years
Y’all want a jurger?
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@cheapie24
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6 months
AND WITH THE 3RD OVERALL PICK, THE PATRIOTS SELECT POT OF GREED TO TRADE BACK FOR THREE ADDITIONAL SHITTIER PICKS
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3 years
Like this tweet to instantly die
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3 years
@punchmebitch U right dawg
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3 years
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2 years
“Yeah bro it’s mad sunny out, can I borrow some shades?”
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2 years
@Senn_Spud A women’s orgasm was invented by Hallmark to sell more greeting cards
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4 years
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3 years
The “don’t play with your food” guy never met the fucking chicken wing claw machine
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1 year
Cheeseburger at 10:21am
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3 years
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3 years
POV: your debit card just got declined at brunch after offering to pay for everyone
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1 year
My uncle 5 minutes after I get dropped off at his house for babysitting
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@cheapie24
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3 years
So happy it’s soup season
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@cheapie24
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2 years
Things patriots need to do at half time: 1. Develop Mac Jones into an athletic QB with a huge arm 2. Take 5 new offensive linemen with the number 1 overall pick in the NFL 2023 Draft 3. Lock Matt Patricia in a broom closet in Western Europe 4. Score more points than the Bills
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3 years
You already know what tf is going on
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1 year
Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire
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Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire
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1 year
“What were the original cheapies like?” @BigTastyInc :
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3 years
Gn everyone
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3 years
House special was pretty good for lunch
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3 years
Where you taking from?
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3 years
Me when I use a time machine and find Ronald Reagan:
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Me leaving Dunkin’ this morning
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1 year
Power rangers: “Zordon we need your help!” Zordon:
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3 years
Homemade Crunchwrap time
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3 years
Low carb lunch today
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3 years
We all miss him
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3 years
I’ll have the Weight Watchers pie, please
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@cheapiemac Nice head
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3 years
Someone acting un-cheapie-like?
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3 years
Ay girl, young drizzy with the bars
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3 years
BREAKING: Cheapie Friday has been signed today to a 10 year, 100 million I love you deal, per sources
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@cheapie24
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2 years
Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire
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7 months
I will drink a beer for each and every like this tweet gets
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@cheapie24
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3 years
This goes deeper than we ever thought......
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3 years
If🇺🇸you🇺🇸get🇺🇸an🇺🇸email🇺🇸saying🇺🇸free🇺🇸naked🇺🇸Obama🇺🇸pics🇺🇸don’t🇺🇸open🇺🇸it🇺🇸it🇺🇸puts🇺🇸American🇺🇸flags🇺🇸between🇺🇸each🇺🇸word
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2 years
Great way to finish off a sizzling Memorial Day
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1 year
It’s with a heavy heart that I have to announce that our beloved cheapie hotdog guy has died, on Cheapie Friday no less. He died after choking on an undercooked hot dog at an all you can eat buffet. Pour out a squirt of mustard for this young man today
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@cheapie24
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3 years
Good afternoon and Happy Cheapie Friday to all
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3 years
The Father, the Son, The Holy Spirit
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Thanks for “lunch” Big T
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2 years
I think my pasta is al dente
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Apples best feature
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3 years
Has anyone seen my fucking wife
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@cheapie24
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2 years
Hot Take Monday is postponed to next week due to my new dog, Nuka
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3 years
They want to wish you a happy Cheapie Friday today, they love you
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4 years
Let’s get this bread
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@dumbledonk Legitimately didn’t read their thread and I saw someone posted it lmao
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“He cleared that out faster than a teenager clears our his search history” -LA Rams announcer
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3 years
Little switch before I head out tonight!
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3 years
Wanna know how I got this horny?
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2 years
“Me and my buddy saw you from across the bar and wanted to buy you a drink”
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@DoritosRios Don’t worry you can get it back in the superbowl
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18. Single. Alpha Male. Wildly Successful. Passionately pro-Trump. Do you find this attractive?
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11 months
Happy cheapie Friday, to all those who celebrate. Cheers!
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3 years
I’m a volunteer for the suicide hotline, so if you are ever feeling suicidal, like you can’t cope, are a burden to your friends and family, or just had a bad day, never hesitate to reach out and talk. I’ll always be here for problems, big or small
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Merry Christmas, Rangers
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Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire
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How it started How it’s going
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My wife took my penis in the divorce
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Me at my uncle’s house
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The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
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@BigTastyInc Thank you for everything Big T
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2 years
I think with my head
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1 year
Cheapie Friday Cheapie Friday today in 2021
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3 years
Upgraded from chips in the shower
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What the glizzy doin?
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@TwerkGawd_ WAIT THOSE BEERS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THERE
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Happy birthday @BigTastyInc
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Me when my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I had to revoke her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire
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Life is short and nothing matters, but thank you for 1k. I love Twitter, I love cheapies, I love you
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You a cheapie? YOU GETTING A FOLLOW. LOVE YOU. SEND TWEET
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4 years
Just made a caesar salad with some pepper on top
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3 years
Actually dying at this email
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Don’t mind if I start gaming, do y’all?
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