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Camp Half-Blood Updates

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4 years

Reminder: chbupdates is a fan-run account and has no affiliation with Rick Riordan or Disney.

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2 years

Elon Musk is banned from Camp Half-Blood.

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it wasn’t me. - percy

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2 years

BREAKING: Small explosion and fire at the Hoover Dam; cause unknown

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Camp Half-Blood does not support the history of violence, genocide, and cultural erasure of Native Americans through the celebration of Thanksgiving. We will have a fire tonight to honor the tribes who suffered at the hands of colonizers. (1/2)

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chiron

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The Supreme Court is banned from Camp Half-Blood

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2 years

Attention: The skeleton outside the Hades cabin is NOT REAL. It is a Halloween decoration. Thank you for your concern.

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2 years

Happy Birthday Nico di Angelo!

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3 years

NFTs are banned at Camp Half-Blood.

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2 years

Happy Birthday Leo Valdez!

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9 months

Happy Birthday Nico di Angelo!

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10 months

IT HAPPENED AGAIN?????

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2 years

Attention: Who is walking around camp wearing a Santa suit? We cannot identify you. Please report to the Big House.

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1 year

Happy October 1st! You are welcome to decorate the exterior of your cabin for Halloween. A reminder to the Ares cabin that any decorative blood MUST be fake.

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3 years

hey everyone, with the percy casting news excitement I want to give another friendly reminder that I have no authority over the pjoverse, nothing I post on here is canon, and I have no connection to rick riordan and/or disney. this account is completely fan-run by me.

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2 years

Happy Birthday Percy Jackson!

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Percy has reserved the lake tomorrow night for Annabeth’s birthday.

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Reminder: Mr. D may attempt to manipulate or bribe you into bringing him alcohol for New Year’s Eve. Please do not entertain any deal he offers.

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1 year

Happy Birthday Percy Jackson!

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2 years

Happy Birthday Annabeth Chase!

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3 years

Leo Valdez, please report to the Forge. The building is on fire.

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1 year

All decorative skeletons MUST be fake.

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1 year

@chbupdates Is Cabin 13 still banned from using real skeletons this year or are we cool about it now

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2 years

HI PERCY IT IS YOUR BROTHER TYSON

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Nico di Angelo, please report to the Big House.

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Happy Winter Solstice! Today we commemorate Jason Grace, Leo Valdez, and Piper McLean for freeing Hera. It is also the anniversary of Thalia Grace joining the Hunt.

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2 years

Attention Half-bloods: Please do not use any of the helmets in the Armory until they are all disinfected. Multiple campers are in the Infirmary with lice.

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2 years

Happy Summer Solstice! Thank you, Percy Jackson for safely returning the master bolt to Zeus on Mount Olympus.

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Leo Valdez, please report to the Big House.

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10 months

I DIDN’T MEAN FOR THE SLED TO GO THROUGH THE ROOF

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3 years

Happy Birthday Nico di Angelo!

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2 years

The Big House would like to arrange a meeting with @EmpireStateBldg to address Mount Olympus security concerns.

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2 years

The 600th floor is real.

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2 years

we translated the codes. chiron’s version was too boring. - the stolls

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2 years

Happy Birthday Grover Underwood!

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2 years

Attention Half-bloods: Please do not skip rocks on the Lake. The naiads will catch them and throw them back at you.

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1 year

Blackjack has gone missing. All demigods please be on the lookout and stay safe. He is in a “silly goofy mood.”

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2 years

Attention Half-Bloods: Percy and Annabeth will be returning to camp after they’ve completed their finals. They are expected to arrive next weekend.

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1 year

Attention: There are blue chocolate chip cookies made by Sally Jackson leftover at the Big House from Percy’s birthday yesterday. First come first serve!

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2 years

Despite it’s dark history, we hope that demigods can take this given time off from school and work to spend time with family and friends. There will be a feast held in the dining pavilion tonight to celebrate our wonderful community of half-bloods. (2/2)

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2 years

Attention Half-bloods: Thalia has been temporarily suspended from using this account.

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Attention: Percy Jackson and Will Solace, please report to the Infirmary. Some campers were using a celestial bronze shield as a frisbee for Mrs. O’Leary and she swallowed it.

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2 years

Happy Birthday Will Solace!

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2 years

Attention Half-bloods: The class on your fall schedules, “How to Bury a Dead Body” taught by Nico di Angelo does NOT exist. This was a failed prank orchestrated by the Stoll Brothers.

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2 years

Happy October 1st! Feel free to accessorize the exterior of your cabin with Halloween decorations. A reminder to the Ares cabin that any decorative blood MUST be fake.

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Happy October 1st! You are welcome to decorate the exterior of your cabin for Halloween. A reminder to the Ares cabin that any decorative blood MUST be fake.

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dude there’s an elevator for a reason

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1 year

Jared Leto is currently climbing the Empire State Building for some reason.

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2 years

Happy Birthday Piper McLean!

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2 years

Percy Jackson, please report to the Infirmary. A camper has lake water stuck in their ear.

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Happy Birthday Percy Jackson!

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Attention Half-bloods: We are currently out of plain bandaids. All Healers are instructed to use the Hello Kitty bandaids reserved for junior campers until our stock is replenished tomorrow.

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3 years

Attention Half-bloods: We are aware that it is raining on camp grounds. Please be patient as we repair the weather border.

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2 years

Racism is strictly prohibited. You are banned from Camp Half-Blood.

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3 years

Attention Campers: Whoever put pictures of Clarisse on the archery targets will be penalized.

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10 months

Attention: Whoever has been singing music from the "Wonka" movie outside of the Big House... Please stop.

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2 years

women

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1 year

Anyone who disrespects the cast and crew of our story’s adaptation are banned from Camp Half-Blood.

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3 years

Attention Half-bloods: Someone left the Pegasi Stables unlocked again. Whoever was last on duty, please return to the Stables to lock the door before any Pegasi escape. Thank you.

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2 years

We apologize for the previous tweet. Someone with access to this account abused their administrative privileges. They will be found and penalized. Thank you for you cooperation.

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1 year

Happy Birthday Annabeth Chase!

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2 years

Reminder: At Camp Half-Blood, period care products are always free. They are available at the Big House, Infirmary, and are present in all bathrooms.

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1 year

Attention Half-Bloods: Sally Jackson is visiting camp today with Estelle. We expect you all to be on your best behavior.

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2 years

Apollo Children, “Bad haikus” are not a valid from of weaponry.

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3 years

Attention Half-bloods: At 3pm there will be an egg hunt across camp for the junior campers. Each egg will have a drachma inside. Senior campers are not allowed to participate.

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2 years

Attention Half-bloods: Percy is hosting a belated birthday celebration tonight at the campfire.

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1 year

Attention Half-Bloods: The end of summer has unfortunately arrived. If you are planning to be a year-round camper, please inform the Big House as soon as possible. We don’t want to anger any more cleaning harpies this year.

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Attention Campers! The end of summer has unfortunately arrived. If you are planning to be a year-round camper, please inform the Big House as soon as possible. We don’t want to anger any more cleaning harpies this year.

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Attention Half-bloods: Please be considerate when playing music while showering. Not everyone agrees with some of your…interesting song choices.

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2 years

your mom

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6 months

WHAT IS GOING ON IN CABIN 7

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Half-bloods, Percy and Annabeth are sparring in the Strawberry Fields. Someone please retrieve them and recommend they move their friendly duel to the Arena. Swordplay in the Strawberry Fields can damage the plants.

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3 years

Attention Half-bloods, The deer cannot be claimed as pets. Please stop feeding them human food.

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2 years

Attention: The Hecate Cabin is disqualified from this week’s game of capture the flag for turning multiple campers into worms.

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Attention: Please do not drink the “Fountain of Youth” water bottles being distributed by the Hebe children. Some senior campers have temporarily become junior campers. Fortunately, the effects are temporary and should wear off within the hour.

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ATTENTION: 🚨 CODE BLACK 🚨 PLEASE INITIATE ALL EMERGENCY MEASURES

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Attention Half-bloods: The Hunters of Artemis will be joining us for tomorrow’s game of Capture the Flag.

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everyone: please remember to wear deodorant. please. i am begging. - will

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School is a quest of its own. For neurodivergent individuals like us, the classroom can feel like our own version of Tartarus. You are not broken, you are not stupid, and you are not alone. You are more than what the mortals make of you. Stay strong out there, half-bloods. 🧡

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Attention: Sally is at CHB visiting Percy. She decided to stop by on her way home from taking Estelle to a routine doctor’s appointment. Will is performing his own checkup on Estelle, claiming that “mortal doctors don’t know what they’re doing.”

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Attention: Please do not use the mouthwash in the bathrooms. We have discovered that is has been replaced with a potion made by the Hecate cabin to give its user fangs. As of right now, it’s effects are permanent and we are awaiting a cure from the Hecate children.

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Percy and Annabeth are swimming in the Lake with Will, Leo, and Piper. Will is trying to convince Nico to come swim with them as he watches from the shore. Leo threatens to spread a rumor that Nico refuses to swim because he’s actually a merman.

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Attention Half-bloods: The Athena children are selling homemade bookmarks for only one drachma each! Visit their cabin tomorrow afternoon if you’d like to purchase one.

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1 year

Nico di Angelo, please report to the Bug House.

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2 years

Please familiarize yourself with the Camp Half-Blood Emergency Codes. They were covered in the orientation film and should be memorized. Physical copies can be found at the Big House.

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3 years

I accidentally made too many sandwiches for nico and i’s picnic today. we’re in the strawberry fields if anyone wants one. - will

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10 months

Happy Birthday Thalia Grace!

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2 years

Half-bloods, For any dental concerns, please make an appointment with your mortal dentist. Our Healers are equipped to handle all emergencies but we do not have any half-blood dentists at the Infirmary. Please stop asking Will to fill your cavities.

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when it is halloween you must give all candy to cabin 11 it is me chiron so you have to do it neigh

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Attention: Would whoever put a Santa Claus beard on the Athena Parthenos please remove it and make a sacrifice to Lady Athena before she comes down to smite the camp, please? We have enough going on during the holidays... - Annabeth

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2 years

Happy Birthday Jason Grace!

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2 years

Attention: The Athena children are looking for new books to add to their library. Comment any recommendations or your current favorite novel! 📚

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Attention Half-Bloods: Please stop dumping your leftover coffee on the grass. The dryads have been having heart palpitations from the caffeine.

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Attention Half-Bloods: Nico is hosting a full moon ceremony in honor of our fallen demigods on Monday, May 16th. Please bring any offerings you would like to burn for the dead. 🌝

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2 years

Half-bloods, Please stop asking the Hermes children to hack your mortal grades.

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3 years

Reminder: Camp Half-Blood is proud of you. 🧡

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2 years

ATTENTION: The unknown Hermes cabin substance was identified as a fourteen month old french fry. The Hermes cabin is now safe for re-entry. Thank you for your patience.

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2 years

Percy Jackson is teaching the junior campers how to swim in the lake.

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2 years

There will be War Games against Camp-Half Blood this weekend. Prepare well soldiers, do not let the Greeks best us.

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Attention: The Aphrodite children are teaching a self-defense class next week. The class will cover how to camouflage weapons in clothing, manipulation methods, and use of atypical weapons like hair comb daggers and lipstick stun guns. Please visit the Big House for more details.

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Reminder: Fishing is not permitted on the Lake. The naiads are threatening to strangle campers with their own fishing wire.

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i think the camp store should have those cheesy gift shop t-shirts bc I have some ideas: - “I got my butt kicked by clarisse and all I got was this t-shirt” - “if lost return please return to the horse man” - “i’m not afraid of tartarus…I’ve cleaned the pegasi stables” - connor

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oh wow our first fan cam

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2 years

welcome to camp half-blood #percyjackson #D23Expo

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