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software, tech • reader • cricket, culture & history lover• shitposting • it'24

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@chauhantwts
Satyam Chauhan
2 months
> be Pavel Durov > father of 100 biological kids > created VK, one of Russia's largest sm > created Telegram > runs it with only 30 cracked engineers > got arrested but didn't give user data > infinite alpha
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Satyam Chauhan
3 months
come in the 4th year kid & you will realise getting a job is the dream, neither the company nor the CTC matter.
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3 months
I just found out that TCS is the dream company for the students in my college. 🤡💀
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5 months
I have never seen a better use of community notes than this.
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Satyam Chauhan
3 months
Bro is earning more than the founders of AI startups by making videos on ten AI tools
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Satyam Chauhan
4 months
that mf
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major tom
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This mf I know had 6+ backlogs in college at any given moment, never wrote a single line of code for 4 years, went off the grid for 1-1.5 years after college, came back on the internet with an announcement saying he's now an SDE at a FAANG org. Internal monologue power is real.
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Satyam Chauhan
2 months
at this point i have realized that I don't hate him, i envy him. at 22 he took dropout, never cared for being cringe & just living his life on his own terms,following his Passion, taking the world tour, meeting amazing people & milking content generational wealth is underrated
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Ishan Sharma
2 months
Unreal morning in NYC. JUST shot a podcast with Garyvee!🔥 Coming out soon. Feels like a dream!😭
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Satyam Chauhan
2 months
happy teachers' day :)
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Satyam Chauhan
10 months
Every middle-class boy dream of making that one phone call ♥
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Satyam Chauhan
3 months
>Work hard >Purchase 5 bigha of agriculture land >Do farming >Pay no Tax >Get subsidy for everything >Breathe fresh air everyday >Increase your life span by many years
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Satyam Chauhan
3 months
then the audacity of writing this. u wouldn't even be able to clear tcs ninja with this knowledge in OS 🤡
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Amaan
3 months
I gave an operating system exam today, and the only question I knew was - "define two functions of the operating system." 😭💀
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Satyam Chauhan
3 months
wait Postman built by an Indian 🙌, I didn't know
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3 months
😂😂
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Satyam Chauhan
2 months
Realised this late in life,now we go all in 🫡
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Saurabh Kumar
2 months
Don't settle for mediocrity. If you're going to do something, go all in. Focus intensely on a topic, field, or skill for a good stretch of time—whether that's six months or a year. Commit fully and don't stop until you're genuinely satisfied with what you've achieved. Don’t
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Aman Dhattarwal
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Making this to support several posts including @lovebabbar3 & lots of messages from students on tuf+ regarding how they felt cheated & scammed and how their comments regarding refund are being hidden and honestly, I am not surprised. Predicted this a year ago in my video that
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2 months
sometimes,i miss his twitter e-lafda
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Satyam Chauhan
5 months
>born >studies hard >Goes IGDTUW (island of wonder woman) >makes a Twitter account cuz no boys in the campus >Gains followers overnight >Joins Microsoft (another igdtuw campus) >End
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Satyam Chauhan
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Satyam Chauhan
5 months
Today Sprinklr revoked offers for the '24 batch. How can someone work to their full potential when there is a constant fear of layoffs? Sometimes I think if I made the right decision choosing this industry or if going for a government job would have been a better option.
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Satyam Chauhan
3 months
@amaan8429 if getting a job isn't your dream, then you are privileged enough.
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Satyam Chauhan
2 months
These clout chasing bhaiya who has made his whole personality trolling a single company, won't tell you this TCS came to my college in this recession period, hired 150+ folks with package 3.5, 7 and 9 lpa respectively
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Satyam Chauhan
8 months
जय मां सरस्वती।।✨🙏 Finally Got Placed.❤️🥳
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Satyam Chauhan
5 months
from BCA to 15-20 lakh per month, and he wants to do 1cr per month.Bro cooking big from Instagram is it even possible to earn that much, even one is from IIT with 5 yrs experience? He may be cringe & fuels the controversy sometimes, but he knows the game.
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Satyam Chauhan
29 days
how girls from other colleges look at IGDTUW placements
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Satyam Chauhan
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Aman Dhattarwal
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Making this to support several posts including @lovebabbar3 & lots of messages from students on tuf+ regarding how they felt cheated & scammed and how their comments regarding refund are being hidden and honestly, I am not surprised. Predicted this a year ago in my video that
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Satyam Chauhan
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short guide for your 20s
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kache
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short guide for your 20s: - work as much as physically possible - work more than that - use 100% of your vacation time travelling - get married - invest all the money and FIRE asap - the point of FIRE is to work even more. so you can work for yourself! - 30s and 40s do the same
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Satyam Chauhan
2 months
so true,"Learning happens when everything goes wrong and you figure it out Cause then you know why it's been going wrong" tutorials do the exact reverse.
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Satyam Chauhan
3 months
@amaan8429 you need 2 more years to understand that grammar
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Satyam Chauhan
1 month
. @frootybhai hesitate 😭😭
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Satyam Chauhan
2 months
@Pranshi7tech he is like a supermodel
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Satyam Chauhan
2 months
i love this man
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Satyam Chauhan
4 years
JEE-NEET students while dislike pm #MannKiBaat #StudentsDislikePMModi
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Satyam Chauhan
4 years
Students waiting for exams to be held..but government don't listen. #speakupforSSCRaliwaystudents Students;
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Satyam Chauhan
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every tier 3 college guy dream
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Satyam Chauhan
4 months
4 years, 8 semesters, 40 subjects, 100 exams later, 109000220071 signing off; BTech done and dusted!!🫡 Cheers to the friendships & memories ✨🥂
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Satyam Chauhan
8 months
itna college ko gaali dete aaye h but fact is applied more than 500+ off campus rarely herd back! If had it not campus placement taking off campus placement would be very hard. attended 0 classes in last 2 yrs,didn't had 75% criteria, professor very friendly & lenient;greatful🙌
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Satyam Chauhan
2 months
JSK everyone ♥️🪔✨
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Satyam Chauhan
2 months
while many companies like intel, ibm, sap, Amazon who used to hire every yr either took 1-2 guys or didn't came. thses 150+ folks would have graduated jobless or would have been applying just to get an entry into this IT world, which TCS provided them.
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Satyam Chauhan
3 months
No full stack developers were harmed
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Satyam Chauhan
5 months
3rd phase activated. We are so back
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Satyam Chauhan
9 months
I don't know about you guys, but YouTube has been recommending this video to me since my first year, and I've been procrastinating on watching it ever since.🗿
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8 months
after an age men are not handsome or ugly,they are rich or poor & u seems to be miserable.
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Satyam Chauhan
5 months
It's not just you who got affected by this; your whole family has to bear the consequences of it, and companies are just normalizing this kind of behavior.
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Satyam Chauhan
5 months
. @striver_79 draft tweet
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Sparsh Sinha
5 months
Helped so many of these fuckers get an intern/job and they didn't even send a thankyou when they eventually got it. Helping people is such a farce idea man, fuck that shit.
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3 months
we only miss the sun when it starts to snow
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Satyam Chauhan
3 months
@prayushDevOP that's deep bro
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Satyam Chauhan
3 months
let me bless your feed ♥️
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Satyam Chauhan
1 year
Codeforces x Taylor Swift 🤌
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Satyam Chauhan
3 months
@OmkarG_1411 bro pocket is growing by fixing his age🗿
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Satyam Chauhan
5 months
IF u are a FEMALE and wants to get RICH >study HARD, get a job or do any business. >First is difficult, so start making reels on insta. >above are risky so why not just Marry a RICH guy!, divorce him after some yrs. U will get 70% of his wealth. boom u r RICH. so simple.
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Satyam Chauhan
1 month
when you are about to forget who was air 1 in JEE 2017, @kalpitveerwal will just come into your feed to remind you.
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Satyam Chauhan
4 months
Jasprit Bumrah plays for my country. It's an honour, arrogance, privilege and flex
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Satyam Chauhan
7 months
If a content creator posts unprofessional pictures on a professional platform, how would you expect ppl to react professionally? If the algorithm promotes posts with images, then provide pics related to your post. PS: the pic is from LinkedIn where job links were posted.
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@patelgaurav9999 Dude no one is making Linkedin Tiktok. We create content. And linkedin algorithm promotes posts with pictures.
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Satyam Chauhan
2 months
The boys you are talking about come from elite families who freely pursue their dreams of becoming musicians, writers, entrepreneurs or whatever they want. They take risks knowing that even if they fail, it won't affect their family's well-being
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The freedom that boys have to work freely towards their dreams is a luxury for us. For girls, the journey to becoming independent involves more than just hard work.
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Satyam Chauhan
5 months
It was the best game at that time, played for 2 years straight with a shotgun and sniper combination. I was invincible. I liked it. I was good at it. And, I was really…I was alive.
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Thissss >>> BGMI khelne wale kya jaane iska nasha!
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Satyam Chauhan
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From shortlisting to determining which interview panel will conduct your interview, there's a lot of randomness involved. That's why luck plays a crucial role in on-campus placements, because everyone works more or less as hard as you do.
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Satyam Chauhan
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you all CPers have skill issue 😔 this is actually how much contest u need to achieve 5* and 2000+ ratings.
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Anu Sharma
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If it helps people who are not able to live. I didn't attempt 10 contest here, but I attended multiple on other platforms which people have already dug up. Some of the other competitions I have won: * Techgig Geek Goddess (Rank 4 in 50k+) * Agoda top 100
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gm All Glory to Mahadeva!
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they were way ahead of today's bhaiya didi
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‎Wojak Codes
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Anyone remembers White Hat jr. ? What happened to them? Are they still around?
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Satyam Chauhan
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"when we don't know how the things are working we call it magic,once we know how it works we call it technique". This man is so humble.
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Satyam Chauhan
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@sde_ray that would be better, at least you would be skilling folks in exchange for money and not getting money by trolling tcs
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@iwontoffendyou the man who knew infinite rizz
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Satyam Chauhan
4 months
who says no, that's a rookie number for ishan bhai
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3 crore lpa sounds like something this guy must be earning
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2 months
@ANI such a disgusting human being and an opportunist & vile cm, playing politics even on such a tragedy. God will never forgive u. all the state machinery are with u and then blaming the opposition for the disruptions. the Indian ppl will remember your role. shame on you.
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3 months
My गाँव is so bacc
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@pranavthedev_ Bhai you can ratio this tweet, you are exceptional 🗿
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Satyam Chauhan
4 months
A ठिकेदार life in Bihar tier 2/3 city is best. blud lives with family, drives bullet. one project is enough to make them buy 1 bigha land. looks legitimate & clean irl. earns in one month half the CTC of an engineer.
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6 months
guys this is what peak mogging looks like
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"Doing CP" being Bad at Maths being Good at maths
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Satyam Chauhan
5 months
Some tech Bros really need to touch some grass How ignorant are they, and how confidently they put out some exaggerated and biased data to prove their point. Just by clearing xyz companies doesn't make u a jack of all trades. Stop being Dhruv Rathee
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Satyam Chauhan
1 year
@Nileeeesh only ppl with zero body count get offended with these twts🗿
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Satyam Chauhan
3 months
@nilesyadv CSE Civil
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Satyam Chauhan
5 months
@AnishDe10 Here, they got 0 because their offer was revoked before joining. You are generalizing things; most software engineers inhand in India is less than or equal to 1L per month. Not everyone ends up in Sprinklr. If you talk about Grade A or B gov jobs, they pay 70-80k per month.
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Satyam Chauhan
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ye tweet bc ambani ka beta bhi dekha hoga, tweleb moment @nilesyadv1 🗿
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HAT JAO RITIKA BHABHI, AAJ ROHIT KE LAMD PE MAIN BAITHUNGA
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Satyam Chauhan
6 months
Ah shit here we go again!, the World is not ready for another DSA course 🗿
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Satyam Chauhan
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@nilesyadv1 don't marry then, if u marry & don't have kids in 1-2 yrs society will label you impotent, like what will be the proof of your being not impotent (your wife can't disclose that to others if she's satisfied or not). that scar will be more than height or baldness.🗿
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@jetLagEngineer you only miss the sun when it starts to snow
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Satyam Chauhan
1 year
A senior from my clg got off-campus offers from gs, Amazon, jio, uber, & dozen more companies; he joined YouTube & LinkedIn as a full time influencer.🗿
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Satyam Chauhan
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validation of a prestigious degree>>>validation of random strangers on the internet.
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Building In public >>> IIT Degree
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My brother enrolled in Computer Science
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So much honesty & insights. This video from @kirat_tw is an absolute goldmine 🙌
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What advice would you give to a 2024 passouts, the majority of whom are unplaced ? What should we keep in mind while moving forward?
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11 months
the tpo says we need to study for 17-18 hrs to get placed, indirectly referring to we have"skill issue". He is not comprehending the fact that it's recession time, he has failed so far as tpo, luck factor has played a crucial role , companies are gender biased & what not.🗿
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imagine every participant on the Shark tank decided to take legal action against Ashneer Grover alleging bullying, vilification of character & use of abusive language. but they are more sensible than this Clown billionaire 🤡🤡
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Prayag
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Meet the so-called, self-proclaimed coolest guy in the universe, the 'Doglapan' guy, who went on 'The Roast Show'. He got roasted so badly that he threatened to file a legal case if the show was released. Bhai gaya hi kyu jab jhela nahi jata to. GUESS WHO?
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@AkshayNarisetti wait they had a separate team for diversity hiring
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Satyam Chauhan
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Wanted to write rare moment naval wasting his time. but the fact is bro pulled someone like naval on his podcast is a big W. you may disagree with him or even dislike him, but you can't ignore him.
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Ranveer Allahbadia
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TRS goes international tomorrow. Couldn't have dreamt of a better first guest than @naval India to the world baby 🇮🇳💥♥️ #NavalRavikant #BeerBiceps @TRSOriginals : 9 years of work are paying off at 9pm tomorrow.
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whatever his impact was on the election idk. but We needed a loud opposition voice that this guy provided. हर लड़ाई जीतने के लिए नहीं लड़ी जाती है कुछ लड़ाईयां इसलिए लड़ी जाती हैं ताकि लोगों को पता रहे कि कोई था जो मैदान में खड़ा था।
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God sent one kind of people to find the love of their life,marry them & live a fulfilled life; & the other kind of people to gradually losing hope of even finding the one.
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Aditi and Siddharth, on their wedding day. Photographed by me. ☺️
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@internetumpire Bhai pin karde har saal post nahi Krna padega
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Satyam Chauhan
1 year
here I'm 21 and waiting for random shortlisting 🗿
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Ishan Sharma
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I’m 22. Steve Jobs started Apple at 21. Pascal invented calculator at 19. Mr. Beast Hit 100M subscribers at 24. Kylie Jenner made a billion dollars at 21. Mark Zuckerberg was a billionaire at 23. And then there’s me. I’ve lived on earth for 8095 days. 1345 of which I’ve spent
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@nilesyadv @AmanDhattarwal @lovebabbar3 @striver_79 remember this, how fast the night changes
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