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Ahmadabad City, India
Joined August 2021
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1 year
Why don't the aeroplanes do this instead of wasting the gas?! 💀
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@chatpate_samose
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2 years
Nothing hurts more than "Tu toh topper hua karta tha ab kya hua?"🥺🤌🏻
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2 years
That urge to touch someone with your cold hands in winters.>>>🌚
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2 years
We really turned "😭" and "💀" into laughing emojis.
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2 years
"tu toh topper hai tu karlega" kese karlunga bhai batao mujhe.!!😭
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@chatpate_samose
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4 months
Is it only me who finds her cringe??😭
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@chatpate_samose
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2 years
Meri wali itni alag thhi ki wo mujhse hi alag ho gayi.!🥹
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2 years
I'm such a "mujhse hi baat karo" person.! 🫠
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2 years
Ek toh usse bhul nahi paa rha hun, upper se mummy badam alag khila rahi hai.🥹
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1 year
People who used to play this are depressed now...
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@chatpate_samose
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2 years
Is doodh without haldi, un-haldi?🌝
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2 years
When you're more cheesy than subway's cheese pull option.!🌝💀
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@chatpate_samose
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2 years
I felt special until I realised..., you talk to everyone like that.! ツ
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@chatpate_samose
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Exam acha ho ya bhura yeh important nahi hai exam ho gaya yeh important hai.!
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2 years
Bhagwan bhala sabka karo par shuruwat mujhse karo.!🌝🤌🏻
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@chatpate_samose
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2 years
Padhle bhai overthinking karne se ghar nahi chalta.!!🥲
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2 years
Kya muh tod javab sahi me muh tod sakta hai?🌚
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@chatpate_samose
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2 years
Roz roz baat karne se bonding achhi ho na ho misunderstanding bahot achhi hoti hai.!! 🌝
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@chatpate_samose
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2 years
Achhi khasi life chal rhi hoti haii... fir yeh exams aa jate haii.!!🥹
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This overthinking will become the reason behind my death one day.! :')
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2 years
Agar zindagi zameen par gira de, toh udhar hi so jao.🌚
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@chatpate_samose
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2 years
Mann to karta hai mar jau, fir sochta hun pizza kese kahunga.🥹
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@chatpate_samose
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2 years
Teachers ne kaha kuch ban ja, Toh mai 'Overthinker' ban gaya.!😔👍
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@chatpate_samose
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2 years
Overthinking is fun when you start connecting all the points.🌚
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Oversized Hoodie/sweatshirt pehen kar motapa chhupane ka samay aa gaya hai.!🌝
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@chatpate_samose
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2 years
When @AnuvJain said ''Yeh bhi mazaak hi... toh haii'' He was talking about my life.!!🥲
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@chatpate_samose
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2 years
Maturity is when you realise pass hona important hai top karna nahi🌚
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@chatpate_samose
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2 years
In India, logon ke sare trust issues ek taraf aur kasam khana ek taraf.!🌝🤌🏻
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2 years
Life me khush wahi hai jiske paas khushi hai.! Khushi kaha ho tum??..!🥹
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2 years
Dear 2023, Dahi cheeni kha kar aana please.!🤌
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@chatpate_samose
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Padha toh ham sabne "ABC" tha par yaad sirf "BC" aata hai.! 🌝
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@chatpate_samose
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1 year
Girls with pimples are so cute like come here my little pepperoni pizza.🤌🏻
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@chatpate_samose
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2 years
Kuch log Mulakaat nahi "Mukke-laat" deserve karte hai.!🌝
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Ab kuch bhi bhura hota hai toh sabse pehle hasi aati hai.!🥲
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Spotify is cool... But 9xm still hits different.!
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@chatpate_samose
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"Event Manager" bola karo wtf is "Tent Wala"🙂
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@chatpate_samose
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2 years
Padhai karlo bro uske late replies par dukhi hone se ghar nahi chalta.!🥺🤌
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@chatpate_samose
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2 years
Currently, I just need a person who can hear out my nonsense overthinking.!!
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It's okay, I mean it's not okay, but still it's okay.! 🙂
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Saying "Bye" at a indian family is a 30 minutes process.!!🫠
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2 years
Chahe tum kuch kaho ya naa kaho... Maine Overthink kar liya.!
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2 years
Itna chubhne laga hu sabko jaise mai trigonometry ka koi formula hun.!🥲
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@chatpate_samose
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2 years
Kisise dil lagane se acha ghar pe jaadu laga do mummy bhi khush ho jayegi aur ghar bhi saaf.!🌚✌️
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Once you substitute your coffee by tea there's no going backk..!!🌝
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Girls be named muskan after doing 7-8 nuksan.🌚
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Itni mushkil se bandi chuni aur usne mujhe hi chuna laga diya.🥲
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2 years
Mere dost bakwas bhi itni creatively karte hai ki sun ne ka dil karta hai.!🌚
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2 years
Personality of guys who have "Tony Kakkar" as the top artist in their spotify wrapped.🌝💀
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@chatpate_samose
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Batao yeh kis kis ke sath yeh hua hai??😭😭
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1 year
Can't beleive I used to purchase this just to get a 1 rupee gift.🥲
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@chatpate_samose
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Gane sunte sunte padh raha tha gana yaad ho gaya par chapter nahi.!🫠
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If you think you're smart... Then tell me which one from these is Toor Dal?🌝👾
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Overthinker, but can't think in exams.! 🥹
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1 year
Ice cream Maggie.🤤 Anyone?
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Snap bhejni hai toh apni bhejo yeh andhera pehle hi zindagi me bahot hai.!🥲
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Shadi me khana khane aaya hu aunty aapki beti ke sath rishta karne nahi.!!🥲
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Mujhse thik se blanket hi cover nahi hota syllabus ka to kya hi bolu.!🥲
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2 years
Fuck those people who only want you when they got no one.!
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She made my day😭 🫶 #wemetontwitter
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2 years
Chappal is too overrated, My mother's eyes are enough to understand the situation.!!🫠
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@chatpate_samose
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2 years
Jordan lene ki umar me jodon ka dard jhel raha hun.!🥲
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2 years
Iss waqt sab relationship me hai aur mai akela phoolon wale blanket me.!🥺
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2 years
Once I found you talking to someone just like you talk to me I don't like you anymore!. : )
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Abhi ki garmi tumse sehen ki nahi jaa rhi, nark ki garmi kese sehan karoge, papiyon?!
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2 years
5 mins into studying and I'm already deciding my routine for next day.🌝
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Frame Ke sath love bhi toh hona chahiye na.🌝🤌
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2 years
Jab tak ghar me ek baar kalesh na ho tab tak diwali wali feel nahi aati.🌝
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1 year
Product esa banao ki char log aur char log ko bataye.!
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Can You Beat This Beauty?
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Mere ghar me meri izzat utni hi hai jitni "Knife" me "k" ki hai😔👍
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1 year
My sister after revealing mu secrets to mom when she is scolding me.
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1 year
Dear Rishtedaro, Aap log sirf paise dekar jao career advices nahi chahiye mujhe.🥲
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2 years
You get the best version of me when I know I can trust you!💥
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Pov:- when you take "nazron se nazre milana" too seriously.!
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Everyone prefers winter until it's winter.!🌝 (Read it again!)
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Naam me kya rakha hai... Bhavika naam ki ladki ko bhi koi bhav nahi deta.!😔
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Everything seems so interesting in your room when you sit to study.!🌝
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POV:- You finally realised that people only talk to you when they need you or are bored.! ツ
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Remember him? You used to slap him for no reason. And now life is slapping you.!😔👍
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Baat ese karo ki char log bole bhai tu chup hi reh!
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2 years
Another year older, wiser and happier.! Cheers To 18.!🥂
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1 year
Ignored chapter Most ignored chapter. Then comes this....
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@chatpate_samose
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Tell me any one brand that is preferred by almost all indians.!
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Tell me any one useless thing that you've learned from your school?
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@chatpate_samose
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2 years
How absent minded are you? Wrist watch hote hue bhi kabhi kabhi mobile me time dekhta hun!🫠🤌🏻
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"Tere liye chai nahi bachi" hurts more than a breakup.!😔
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Me skipping that one girl's story where she posts her entire life story.
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@chatpate_samose
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1 year
Is adipurush really worth watching?? (Not a promo tweet)
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1 year
Do you also feel like a main character while wearing headphones in public, or You're normal?
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Life is too short to argue just say "Aayein?" and move on.
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Exam me aag lagani thhi galti se grades me lag gayi.!🥲
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2 years
If you hate me, Toh karte raho mujhe konsa election ladna hai.!🌝
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1 year
Drop some sky pictures... let's make the comment a beautiful album.!🌝👾
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2 years
Can't we start talking like old days?...🙄
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2 years
People who understand the reasons behind my reactions are my favourite.!✨
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@chatpate_samose
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10 months
Arey yeh dekho darwaze pe cone aaya hai...
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1 year
Which is the most difficult examination to crack in India.?
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2 years
Leaving twitter for 2 months... Will be back after boards.!! 💯 Dm for insta... just in case you want to remain connected...
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Pov:- It's Just You In The End!!
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One Day, I may die without saying you 'Goodbye'...
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