New college kid just got done telling me about the local music scene here and how I have to check out this band called charmer. Then he gave me his phone number so he could text me when he hears about shows going on.
I didn't tell him
One of my peers told me today that if I want my band to be more successful I should be more professional on my bands social media pages.
Well fuck u Trevor, how about that
*Helping nice young customer pick out some legal weed this fine Sunday morning at work*
customer: “hey not to be weird but are you the guy from
@HotMulligan
”
Me: “yes”
sophomore year this new kid invited a bunch of people to go get taco bell during lunch and while driving he turned around to us dead ass and said
"i've been workin on my scream vox"
he then screamed his brain off to 2 songs by of mice & men and transferred a week later
*whole band hits a drop D chord in synchronization with drums being all smacked around*
“WHAT THE FUCK IS UP [insert city name here] WE’RE THE HYPE BAND FOR FREE THROW AND DOGLEG PLZ FUCKING PAY ATTENTION TO US”
We’re opting out of Midwest Emo. From this point on we’re officially the first Great Lakes Emo band.
I’ll be answering any questions for the next 10 min regarding the matter
someone added me to some emo facebook group today and literally the first post i read some 40 year old dude was calling Charmer a Mom Jeans Clone...
so then i left the group.
we're a YouBlewit/FreeThrow/Bravebird rip off band GET IT RIGHT OLD MAN.
Stopped at zumiez today to get that hot bogo pants deal before driving back to Marquette and was interupted by my annoying ass voice whining throughout the store
we're in a really good position to become one of those bands that have a solid debut album and then hype their next album up for a couple years and then break up before putting it out
We planned on taking 3 months off from touring to write a new album but it's been a week and it's already like halfway done.
Soooo when that's done...
Should we work on our deathcore grindcore alter ego band HARMER
Or our indie county folk alter ego band FARMER
Happy 3rd Birthday S/T
We drove 16 hours overnight and then recorded this throughout the next 5 days during a heatwave in Philadelphia with Jake Ewald. We had no idea what we were doing and didn’t have any real plans as a band at the time so thanks for listening
None of you will ever understand the pain I've been through to get this band where it is today
Do you realize how many horrible covers of "Sugar we're going down" I've sat through?
Seven kids just came into my work place that all required individual transactions and while each kid paid for their shit the other six just did fortnite dances the entire time.
Today is cancelled.
neighborhood mom just approached me in my yard and asked me if I would be willing to teach her 13 year old kid how to play Olivia Rodrigo songs on the bass.
that’s some adorable shit
*listening to the album contra by vampire weekend in the car with my dad*
*doesn’t speak any words for 3 songs*
Dad: “this band sounds like a fkin pinball machine”
US TOUR this Fall with Free Throw, Prince Daddy and the Hyena, Saturdays At Your Place, and Blvck Hippie.
Tickets on sale Friday 8/11 at 10am local time at
What's really unfortunate is that if I did stop using social media all together like I would prefer it would DRASTICALLY reduce the progress, growth and success of what I'm trying to achieve while playing in a band.
It really sucks.
I keep being told about local tinder bois telling their matches they play in charmer. If only they knew being in charmer has never helped me get a date... I admire their hustle tho
Hi this is charmers manager. I'm sorry to inform you that all of charmer has quit charmer today. This is real and not a prank. Trust me I'm charmers manager.
- charmers manager
My favorite thing to do at guitar center is point at all the expensive guitars on the top of the wall and ask "can I play that strat" no matter what kind of guitar it is and then repeat the process over and over.
The employees love it, I swear.