Woke up with dry mouth and anxiety. Go on fb and see that I’m tagged in this 🤦🏼♀️ who the fuck do I think I am 😂 alcohol gives me a confidence I shouldn’t be allowed 🤦🏼♀️😂
No tiny tears from me today about this car til I find out what’s up with it 🙌🏼 I’m being a big girl and going on a bus 😮 just call me Dora the explorer
Bet u lads who slid in my dms last night are glad I didn’t reply 😂 ud wake up next to a completely different person 😂 the catfish game was strong last night 😂
No make up, chubby girl day today for me 🙌🏼 George breaks up for Xmas today, stupidly early if u ask me, but our Xmas starts today 🎄 big, dirty takeaway and a vodka for me tonight 💃🏼
Just told George when I was younger my advent calendar just had pictures behind each door. His reply ‘Jesus mum I’m so grateful I was born now and not in the olden days’ I’m fucking 33 and been totally humbled by an 11 year old 😂 feel like a Victorian wench
I’ve bathed and put my jamas on, woke up with not a stitch on 🤷🏼♀️ wtf if I’m not eating in my sleep I’m stripping 😂 need to knock the drinking on the head 😂
Why I’ve been in hiding for a bit. I’ve appreciated everyone’s messages worried about where I’d gone tho ❤️ bk yo healthy, happy Charlotte fingers crossed
So I’ve been told on here and by someone who works for gmp that that ugly little creature that kicked that poor girl in the face at the tram stop, has been arrested! I hope the little c**t ends up in a youth offenders with the real big girls 👏🏼
Both customers I’ve done have said ‘awww are you poorly’ no I’ve got no makeup on pal, I’m just ugly ffs 😂 letting my skin breathe before I cake 15 layers of foundation on tonight 🙃