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2 years

Nick: (about Elon Musk) This is the richest man in the world, and he's not any happier than me... At least you get think well he's probably happy or something, or at least fuckin' kids or something? No, he's just being a faggot on twitter.

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1 year

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1 year

James Bond fans can expect a relatively unknown male in his 30s to take over the 007 role.

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Its actually crazy how no good art was produced between 2016-2020. Cultural wasteland

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Adam: Once again, our official stance is free Palestine. Nick: But my stance is more fuck Israel.

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1 year

BBC News (World)

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1 year

Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests

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1 year

IT NEVER STOPS

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1 year

Rina Sawayama calls out Matty Healy before playing her song ‘STFU!’ at Glastonbury: “I wrote this because I was sick & tired of these micro-aggressions. This goes out to a white man that watches Ghetto Gaggers & mocks Asian people on a podcast. He also owns my masters. I've had

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1 year

WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.

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1 year

Nick: Maybe this is what I needed. Maybe the doctors are wrong and what I needed was costumes and not mind-numbing pills. I needed to be starving myself and fucking wearing costumes.

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1 year

NDT: Most of what I post on social media, other than my podcast, is not really science… Adam: Your podcast, let’s plug it. Call Her Daddy, is that what it’s called? NDT: Star Talk, and I have a co-host who’s a professional comedian… Adam: Chris D’Elia. NDT: No.

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2 years

Stav: (about Forrest Gump) Is that shit supposed to have happened? I know he's not a real guy.

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1 year

Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind.

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1 year

Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind.

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1 year

Nick: I spoke to Matty yesterday and he said that he was going to kill her. Adam: I can't believe he would say that!

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1 year

Rina Sawayama calls out Matty Healy before playing her song ‘STFU!’ at Glastonbury: “I wrote this because I was sick & tired of these micro-aggressions. This goes out to a white man that watches Ghetto Gaggers & mocks Asian people on a podcast. He also owns my masters. I've had

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2 years

Legendary crossover

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1 year

Well, I don’t need to do anything today.

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1 year

Chris Cuomo calls Sylvester Stallone ‘cartoonish fool’: ‘I don’t love his characters’

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6 months

NBC News

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6 months

Sen. Tom Cotton: "Have you ever been a member of the Chinese Communist Party?" TikTok CEO Shou Zi Chew: "Senator, I'm Singaporean. No." Cotton: "Have you ever been associated or affiliated with the Chinese Communist Party?" Chew: "No, senator. Again, I'm Singaporean."

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1 year

Adam: Can we facetime Drake please? Jadakiss: No. Adam: We have so much in common! Jada: It's gonna be hard for you to meet Drake. Adam: Why? My friend Shane met him. Jada: That's Shane. Adam: I found such a funny website last night. Jada: Your segue game is impeccable.

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1 year

Nick: I don’t remember a point in that book where they’re like “Charlie, who is white, by the way, went to the factory with his grandfather.”

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1 year

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 1971: 2023:

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3 years

Adam: There are plenty of good people who live in Israel. Nick: Yeah, they're called Palestinians.

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1 year

“I love treating women correctly.” - Adam Friedland

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1 year

“Hey guys, it’s me… Cool Adam.”

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2 years

Adam: What is Minecraft? Is it blocks? Nick: It's a book Hitler wrote about his problems.

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1 year

Ian Miles Choeng

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1 year

LGBTQ Celebrities that harm the LGBTQ community

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1 year

What a week. #IYKYK

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6 months

Jeremy Wallace

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6 months

I can't believe I'm saying this. But, Uvalde was even worse than we've been told. We knew about the 376 cops on the scene who did not go into the class for 77 mins. Assoc Attorney Gen Gupta today said the "pain, failures & missteps" did not end when they finally went in.

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2 years

Nick: They're calling it N-Eleven, and it's the greatest tragedy since the real 9/11.

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2 years

Use of the N-word on Twitter increased by 500% following Elon Musk takeover, according to the NCRI.

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2 years

Nick: That's probably the worst thing that Dasha ever did to you is make you rush through Red Dead Redemption. Adam: I was losing my mind trying to power through story mode 'cause I was like "I have to finish" and she was like "I can't be less attracted to you."

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“That’s psyops.”

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1 year

Stav: We’re basically like the fuckin’ Velvet Underground. Adam: Yeah, it’s true. Stav: I’m Nico, the sexy bitch. Adam: I’m…um…I’m John Cale. Nick: I’m Ganondorf.

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2 years

Nick: I'd fuckin' wake up at 3pm, I'd go to the liquor store, I'd get three tacos, and a 12-pack and I would sit there and play Call Of Duty until 4 o'clock in the morning and then pass out and then do it all over again. Stav: That sounds pretty awesome. Nick: It fuckin' ruled.

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6 months

An Israeli soldier just gave me this. He found it in Gaza, in a random house.

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An Israeli soldier just gave me this. He found it in Gaza, in a random house.

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4 years

Nick: I have a big problem with this... cultural imperative right now to shame and punish people. And I would like to think that I'm not participating or contributing to that in any way, even though I'm going through the Small Dick Problems reddit, reading them out loud.

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DUA LIPA

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Text me… 💋 +1 (917) 810-3415

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2 years

Adam: I said "Nick, they found a growth in my mother's brain. They're saying it's 2 millimeters in diameter" and you said "Wow, I can't believe they used your dick to measure it." Nick: I couldn't resist.

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1 year

Nick: The news now is just like “Something happened and people on Twitter are saying things that I’m supposed to come up with.”

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RobIsRandomAf_6 4L

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How did Jesus walk out of the tomb?

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7 months

quote tweet this with ur favorite queer art

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1 year

Adam: I don't want to brag but someone told me the other day that if Patrice O'Neal was alive, I'd be his favorite comedian. Stav: That's not embarrassing. That's just a fucking gay thing to say.

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1 year

Nick: If I saw someone on the train being violently attacked by… doesn’t matter who they are… headphones in, Nintendo Switch.

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5 months

Lolo

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5 months

Does anyone know any white boys with incredible swag

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1 year

Donald Trump is the least racist person you could ever meet.

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1 year

Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.

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1 year

Nick: (as Derek Chauvin’s defense attorney) If you convict this man, I’mma kill a bitch. I’mma walk outta here, the first bitch I see I’m gonna beat her ass to death and that’s gonna be on YOU!

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11 months

Nick: If one of the coal miners that listens to this show and has a catalogue of everything we’ve ever said can check, I doubt we ever criticized (Adam’s) painting.

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1 year

It’s me. Hi, I’m the problem. It’s me.

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2 years

Nick: The first time I ever used Amazon was probably like 2009? Stav: What'd ya get? Extra small condoms? Nick: Yeah, which is the only thing they sold on Amazon. Adam: No, it was books, right?

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Nick: (plugging Stav's 2022 Youtube special) Let's hit, for no reason in particular, six million views. Adam: Why? Nick: Lucky number six million.

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1 year

B🥤

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1 year

Quote/reply with the most random crossover

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wangleberry

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What are the load-bearing posts of our time? Obviously 'facing god and walking backwards into hell' and 'miette' are up there. Does Ed Balls still count? PS if you can parse this you should probably log off

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2 years

Adam: My mom was a beautiful woman. Nick: It's sad. She's fuckin' dead, dude. It's bummin' me out, dude. Adam: Shut up, dude. Nick: You know how much that affected me. Adam: It affected me more. Nick: I don't think so.

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1 year

The Four Pillars

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1 year

Adam: This thing just doesn't quit, y'know? It doesn't quit. Nick, they overturned Roe V. Wade in this country. Two day news cycle! This thing has been four months!

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Commentary: For the last 17 years, we’ve held Taylor Swift responsible for the actions of men she chooses to spend time with. It’s time to stop, writes @angiemartoccio .

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Nick: (explaining the art of song parodies to Matty Healy) You don’t just want to take a song and do a good job… “Suckin’ On The Midnight Train To Penis” is a good example. The more it doesn’t make sense, the better it works.

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2 years

Nick: (on Drake) He really shouldn't be allowed to say the n-word.

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masculinize the feminine feminize the masculine

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1 year

Nick: We live in a time where media has never been dumber. 90% of entertainment is just fuckin' mindless garbage but then you get people who are like "Is the new Wonder Woman actually a Trotskyist..." It's like "What the fuck are you talking about?"

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This movie is an incredible and unintentional self-parody. Notice how supposed "male dominated" real world actually involves committees of black clad HR women lecturing the colorful, overtly feminine Barbie on why she needs to dull herself down in order to affirm their self-image

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1 year

Pissmeal ep. 250 1:04:27

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10 months

Nick: So, thought experiment: You’re Hamas, what do you do now? Adam: Hmmm… Nick: Podcast. Adam: Podcast. Start a big one. Kind of a Matt and Shane-style, maybe. Get on Rogan. Hamas needs to get on Rogan.

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1 year

Nick: You gotta stand up for your birthday boy. I will always have the back of Taylor Swift.

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1 year

The Sun reports that Taylor Swift and The 1975’s Matty Healy are dating.

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9 months

Nick: How about Auntie Semitism? She’s like (in Jamaican accent) “Y’got too many Jews runnin’ the media!”

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2 years

Nick: You know what I realized the other day? If you take the letter "p" out of "competing", what do you get? Adam: "Cum eating". Nice. Nick: Yeah.

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Adam: Taiwan is its own country to the same extent that Nancy Pelosi has big tits. While it may be technically correct, the technicality itself is built upon a disgusting nightmare reality that betrays nature, history and good taste.

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1 year

Twitter was founded 17 years ago today. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

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2 years

Nick: I dated a "birthday month" girl and she was a fuckin' nightmare. Stav: What'd ya do for the birthday month? Nick: Mostly got yelled at.

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4 months

Cum Town character generator: Polish Drake

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The well-known Polish rapper, who is called the Polish version of Drake, changed his skin color and enlarged his lips to be more credible as a rapper

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1 year

Nick: The most emails I ever got off this show was when I said one time "Maybe I should get into gundams."

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1 year

Adam Friedland Has A Posse

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1 year

Nick: (on Neil deGrasse Tyson) He got me’too’d and he was like “I can explain. I was trying to rip her clothes off to see her space tattoos.”

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1 year

Nick: (as Jordan Peterson) I started sucking my own dick for cash and I've created a circular economy where I can be the richest man in the world... What I did was create my own money, and every time I suck my own dick I give myself 20 Jordan Bucks.

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11 months

August 31st/September 1st

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Adam Friedland as Sen. Lizard Chuck Schumer (D-NY) in “Storm The Capitol”

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1 year

Stav: We’re basically like the fuckin’ Velvet Underground. Adam: Yeah, it’s true. Stav: I’m Nico, the sexy bitch. Adam: I’m…um…I’m John Cale. Nick: I’m Ganondorf.

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1 year

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1 year

President Carter wants President Biden to deliver his eulogy. John McCain and Queen Elizabeth specifically banned Donald Trump from attending their funerals. any questions

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8 months

NICK MULLEN: THE YEAR OF THE DRAGON DECEMBER 3 - 8/7 CST

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Can’t wait until Sunday. Christmas came early

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2 years

Nick: I've never been mean to Tom. Adam: You've been mean to Tom. Stav: Exclusively mean to Tom. On the podcast, in person, at that show that you opened for him and mocked him six years ago.

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1 year

Nick: Adam pretending like he doesn't remember where he heard things. You remember a tidbit about every town so you can fuck Chinese girls. "Oh you're from Zhang-Jie province? Isn't that where they make the batteries for the Samsung Galaxy?"

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10 months

Nick: I'm not even like one of these guillotine Marxist guys but she should really have her head cut off if only because that head should not be on a body.

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How it started: How it’s going:

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9 months

“Who gives a fuckin’ shit about anything?”

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You have 6 seconds to talk to me 👋 what would you say? 🤐

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8 months

N-dependence Day

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Jeremy Boreing: "If 5 million people came out today and said the n-word - not recommending it - but no one would ever get fired for saying the n-word again...That little absurdity in our culture would be brought to an end"

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Pop Crave

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11 months

What other celebrities would you like to see as a playable character in #CallOfDuty ?

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Nick: (as a tour guide) Hitler, a lot of people don’t know this, he was Jewish himself. The entirety of World War II was a Zionist conspiracy to create Israel. What? My name? Oh, I’m sorry, my name is Adam Friedland.

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8 months

“Oh, herro. The rine at the bank was so wrong today.”

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Abigail made Aliyah (immigration) from China to Israel to join the IDF and defend Israel 🇮🇱 We salute you, Abigail! 🫡

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Stav: I. LOVE. PUSSY. Nick: No, you don’t. Stav: Yeah-huh! Nick: In fact, I’ve heard the opposite. Stav: WHO?! WHO SAID IT?! Nick: Uh… it’s all over Twitter. Stav: What? Nick: It’s trending.

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Detective Mullen: (writing in his notepad) Case 001, it’s the longest case I’ve ever been running: First degree lying, deadass, bitch. Suspect: Adam Dean Friedland. Race: Girl. Adam: No. Detective Mullen: Height: Zero foot, one inch. Adam: That’s not true.

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1 year

Chris Distefano: Have you ever, like, listened to America’s enemies tell the story about the war that we learned? It’s always completely different. Nick: Yeah. First of all, it’s not even in English half the time.

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Nick: In the future Marxist paradise, my asthma and physical size will exempt me from any physical labor. Instead, my role will be “anime appraiser”.

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6 months

13,000-plus people follow a twitter account dedicated to things a guy said on a cum podcast.

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9 months

Nick: I'm just gonna make a show without permission and pay for the ads on the bus and it's me doing the bowtie thing, y'know? Like Sheldon. But then the name of the show is "The Guy That Molested Sheldon".

Variety

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“Young Sheldon” will end its run at CBS with its upcoming Season 7.

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1 year

Nick: It's so funny that like as a kid there was just some nerd that was like "I love office stuff." Then you get older and he's like "Black people need to be put in jail so we can all do my pushup program to make women shut up." It's like "You're the Dilbert guy?"

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