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shoulda slept in. @chaoschupacabra on threads/bsky

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@chaoschupacabra
jonathan.
22 days
I love rugby men who swap bottoms 🥰
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🥥🌴 🥥 🌴 🥥 🌴 🥥 🌴🥥 🌴🥥 what can be, 🥥🌴 🥥🌴 unburdened by 🌴🥥 🌴🥥 what has been. 🥥🌴 🥥🌴 🥥 🌴 🥥 🌴 🥥 🌴🥥
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jonathan.
30 days
if that’s what he thinks sex is, i’m interested!
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jonathan.
15 days
no. this man farms quail and has a big dong (post the rest of his video!!)
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
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This man saved a baby quail and raised it.
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@chaoschupacabra
jonathan.
19 days
Pummel my horse…
@talltbh
they/them/tall
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MY HEART
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that’s one pole none of us will get over
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i miss being on vacation with my forehead vein 🥲
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jonathan.
11 days
the campaign started two weeks ago and Harris-Walz aren’t stealing their ideas from a prewritten policy agenda written by the heritage foundation!
@Duderichy
the Rich
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Harris Walz campaign website has nothing on policy lmfao
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jonathan.
28 days
Wait. Harris-Schatz 2024?
@brianschatz
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Madam Vice President, we are ready to help.
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jonathan.
16 days
counterpoint: individuals should not be landlords.
@OurRevolution
Our Revolution
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raise your paw if you agree
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@chaoschupacabra
jonathan.
15 days
I think the $175 B we have sent to Ukraine is well worth it to stave off a larger war with Russia. The last war with a major global power the US fought was WWII, when ~40% of GDP was spent on defense per year—an amount equivalent to about $9-10 T in terms of today’s GDP.
@BowesChay
Chay Bowes
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As the US national debt passes an astounding $35 Trillion Maybe it's time to stop the bleeding.
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@chaoschupacabra
jonathan.
23 days
i get posting this in response to the paris openings, but they have civil liberties in france, and i think that’s pretty cool.
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2008 Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony
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@chaoschupacabra
jonathan.
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guess he lied in the interviews but still sealed the deal…
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chaotic memes
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someone should ask bernie sanders why he hates women?
@KlandriganUL
Kevin Landrigan
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. @BernieSanders at West Lebanon N.H. town hall: “She (Harris) is not going to win this election and she is going to have a very difficult time winning unless she begins to speak forcefully about the needs of the long-neglected working class of this country.” #nhpolitics
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@chaoschupacabra
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Lana Del Rey’s next single:
@seancdub
sDub
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Those new Rhode Island Ave flood tunnels about to be put to the TEST today
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@chaoschupacabra
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Every time I remember that Gavin Newsom was married to Kimoberly Guilf*lye my brain breaks.
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jonathan.
29 days
Grow up.
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