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chance

@chanceposts

1 year

does anyone have recommendations for something to become addicted to (healthy)

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chance

@chanceposts

26 days

just remembered you have to open up to be loved

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3 years

if you’re fully vaccinated, the cdc says you can release your inhibitions and feel the rain on your skin

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3 months

why do they look like the parents in a disney channel original movie

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4 months

Kamala Harris and J.D. Vance have agreed to a Vice Presidential Debate.

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3 years

@Jamz84_ construction workers whenever an avenger shows up

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1 year

I’m not built for the idgaf war. I’m actually serving on the frontlines in the igaf war. I am full of love and open about feelings and in fact very chalant

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3 years

got em

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ABC News

@ABC

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BREAKING: Fully-vaccinated Americans can return to life without masks, CDC says.

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16 days

@contactabrother I’ll still do it every time because I mean it and would do anything for them

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4 years

coffee drinkers beer drinkers 🤝 cold brews to get through the day

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4 years

everyone claiming to be in the top 0.5% listeners of an artist

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4 years

paramore could’ve written hey jude but the beatles couldn’t have written misery business

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2 years

sometimes I want to grab one of these, leave my life behind, and hit the open road

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3 years

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4 years

i pledge allegiance to the flag

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2 years

why are people acting like she’s wrong? more than 90% of sex crimes are by men while only half the u.s. population is men, over 95% of which are cishet straight men are literally the statistical majority of predators

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AOC says straight men are the real “predators” and are a danger to women and children… not Trans and LGBTQ people.

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3 years

if i ever posted something casual showing my body and someone basically said “you’re so brave for being comfortable with your body” you would never see me again

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fatphobia has ruined us

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4 years

it doesn’t matter who has a concert when the pandemic is over, i’m going. your brother is playing a quinceañera? sick. how can i get tickets

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3 years

please

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3 years

good morning

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3 years

the two genders are piano man and uptown girl

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1 year

“we’re married with a baby and another on the way, and we just bought a house!” I am never going to own property and will be the end of my bloodline

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4 years

when the vaccine is available i want one pfizer dose and one moderna dose like an arnold palmer

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3 years

change my oil? no i think it’s perfect just the way it is ❤️

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3 years

@benner this is up there for me

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4 years

so can we all agree to not elect anymore 70 year old white men after this

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4 years

me, still in my 20s: well i had a good run

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4 months

it’s that time again

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26 days

joking about this because I will always put my full self out there because I’m both a romantic and unapologetically me

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3 years

me, still in my 20s: oh to be young again

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2 years

ate leftovers instead of buying more food

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17 days

Hollywood, meet your new A-List. From staggeringly talented TikTokers to the Instagram stars we can’t look away from, these are the names who will (and should) be dominating the business of new and old media.

Terri Schuester Updates

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In da glee clerb, we all fam

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4 years

that time of year

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1 year

just moved into my new apartment in the city! it’s cozy and actually pretty big for the price

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3 years

oh yeah my bad, you can just throw that in the back

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4 years

this is a date. just us having parked car conversations with some good music and food

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4 years

did y’all feel the shift? a massive negative energy was lifted from the air. there is a lot of pain that can’t be healed, but it feels like there’s hope again.

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4 years

let’s just settle this already, first one to save a file as a pdf wins

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4 years

sunday scaries are not exclusive to sundays. i am terrified of the idea of being alive and responsible for all my actions every day of the week.

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3 years

please get vaccinated and wear your mask. just because things are easing up doesn’t mean things are back to normal because you can still get covid and infect others. y’all be safe!

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4 years

it’s time

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4 years

every time i start a new show

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2 years

@math_teacher_bf maybe she’s just masturbating for several hours

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1 year

in my princess diana era (wearing big shirts with short shorts and being kind)

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3 years

Forbes

@Forbes

3 years

Biden won't support the progressive student-loan forgiveness plan

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4 years

my body: please feed me nutrients me:

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4 years

i am awake but at what a cost a

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4 years

@_cinnamonro11_ hoping miss rona gives them a buy one get one free deal or something

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chance

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2 years

@contactabrother it’ll show up on a background check but usually isn’t directly mentioned to an employer lol

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@chanceposts

2 years

this is wyoming after receiving one dose of the pfizer vaccine. a prisoner in their own home.

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25 days

“you don’t have to fully open up to be loved” wrong. if i am not loved completely for who i am, i don’t want it

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1 year

not everything needs to be “smart” or touchscreen or connected to wifi. why does a blender need a software update

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@chanceposts

2 years

@mrsgrandpa69 fingerbanging is like a lost art they talk about only in legends

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chance

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3 years

I JUST GOT AN OFFER FOR A PROMOTION AT MY JOB WITH A 37% SALARY INCREASE HOOOLY SMOKES

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2 years

living with an eating disorder is hard because why do I feel guilty about eating before noon

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4 years

election anxiety is exactly what i was missing to add on to my already overwhelming anxiety about literally everything. the cherry on top

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4 years

this has to be the worst guess of all time lmaooo

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2 years

chinese spy balloon? like that phoebe bridgers song?

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4 years

spring is here. nature is healing ❤️

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8 months

brussels sprouts taste good af when you don’t have someone in your ear telling you they’re nasty

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4 years

i am starting to believe noah centineo has photographic evidence of a netflix executive committing murder

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4 years

Netflix is developing a film on the Wall Street chaos caused by Redditors skyrocketing stocks such as GameStop and AMC It will star Noah Centineo and Oscar-winner Mark Boal is in talks to write the script (via @DEADLINE )

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3 years

i’m sure it’s not a big deal to anyone but me but i cooked for the first time in months and it was good and i’m proud :)

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2 years

whenever someone is a big Morgan Wallen fan I assume they are Pretty Racist

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3 years

current look at my brain where my brain cells have unionized and gone on strike

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4 years

keeping my third eye out for selener

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9 months

you’ve reached a good job checkpoint; this is me telling you you’re doing great and I’m proud of you making it through another week

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4 years

time is up

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4 years

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No, Trump has not already won the election, and it is deeply irresponsible for him to say he has.

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3 years

me after a day of work at my job that i willingly applied to

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Shackled & Imprisoned His whole life

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4 years

this is how little kids cough

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4 years

i miss the old fall out boy

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2 years

“gm”? what happened to “good morning”? or better yet, “you are the light of the universe and the sun rises for you today and every day”?

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3 years

spicy meme for y’all

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4 years

nobody: mike pence: great question. not gonna answer it though

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4 years

thinking about how i’m the common denominator in everything that goes wrong in my life

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4 years

trump looking at the constitution:

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4 years

torn about this election. yeah this trump guy may be responsible for 230,000 deaths, undoing decades of lgbtq+ and women’s equality, inciting racial discrimination, violence and injustice, and denying climate change, but on the other hand the economy is also shit. tough choice

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4 years

we had the vaccine and they took it away from us

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4 years

so strange that christians who are supposed to believe in God’s plan and not put idols before him worship a man who is the opposite of what jesus represents

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#US : Trump loyalists gather outside of the Clark County election department after recent televised Trump speech. (📹 @anenews )

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@chanceposts

4 years

the covid vaccine doesn’t have a microchip or tracker in it, just another free u2 album

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3 years

microdosing hell every day by living in america

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3 months

why yes, an ongoing streak of failed talking stages and only being wanted sexually is taking a toll on my mental health, actually

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4 years

i just accepted any first professional job offer dude i cannot believe it. i’m so happy and proud of myself. i’ve been fighting so hard to make a better life for myself.

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4 years

this came to me in a dream

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3 years

me after one night of moderate drinking:

Niall Horan

@NiallOfficial

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Don't wana see a single person today , thanks ! really really fun night with everyone but today , don't talk to me

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3 years

be the baja you wish to blast in the world

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3 years

i think i’m pretty chill. i only care about the opinion of everyone i’ve ever met and every single problem in the world

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4 years

hey so about trump calling it the “china plague” covid deaths in china: 5,000 covid deaths in the us: 200,000 it’s an american plague at this point

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3 years

why do fruits and vegetables have calories and carbs. i thought you were supposed to be on my side

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1 year

that “dawg” in me is a nintendog on a ds that has been neglected for more than a decade

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3 years

forgot to share this, but i’m 3 months free of self-harm. most days i struggle with endless negative thoughts and wishing that i weren’t alive, but i’m working on getting and feeling better. if you’re fighting too, you are not alone, and i’m sending you love. ❤️

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4 years

what is joe biden’s plan to save pop punk

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