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Claire Ballentine

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Reporter for @wealth covering personal finance. Duke Class of 2018. Lover of running, books, dogs and alpacas. Opinions are my own. cballentine @bloomberg .net

New York, NY
Joined November 2011
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Claire Ballentine
2 years
Happiness goals
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Did not expect to read such an epic burn in the NYT metropolitan diary
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I told a guy on a dating app that I was a journalist, and he asked if I had ever actually had one of my articles published. Um, yes.
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Dating in New York
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5 years
I just got an email pitch about a new cannabis DNA test that analyzes your genetic material to recommend the best CBD products for you, and I feel like this really sums up 2019 so far
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3 years
What's better than one dog coin on Robinhood? How about TWO of them -- or at least that's what retail investors are saying. Story with the lovely @misyrlena for @wealth @crypto
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3 years
Some news from me -- starting Monday, I'll be on the personal finance team at @business covering market/ETF trends and the broader realm of how wealth and money impact everything. Will miss the wonderful group on cross-asset but looking forward to working with a great new team!
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2 years
Spent the morning messaging potential sources on Instagram, then realized I was sending the messages from my dog’s account
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4 years
Me: Are people in Tennessee worried about coronavirus? My dad: I don't really talk to people anymore
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9 months
It's official: Taylor Swift is a billionaire. And one of the few recording artists to build a 10-figure fortune almost entirely from her music Story from @DevPend and me A dream assignment -- I'd already been reporting this story for seventeen years!
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4 years
Everyone meet Lucie! My Christmas present to myself
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4 years
Going through old photos and found my two favorite women in one pic - Dolly Parton and my mom
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5 years
Update - I'm now officially joining the cross asset team at @business covering ETFs! Reach out to me with anything ETF-related and stay tuned for more jokes like below
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5 years
My phone now autocorrects WTF to ETF which i feel like is the ultimate sign I’m a true Bloomberg employee
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5 years
Had a great time on my first TV hit today!
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5 years
Great job by @cfb_18 and @antoniabmassa on @BloombergTV 's 'ETF IQ' with @scarletfu and @EricBalchunas . Full clip on coronavirus, ESG, ANTs and other takeaways from #InsideETFs later. Read about ANTs now at:
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3 years
is there really no way to narrow it down
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New York City could see between 2 inches and 20 inches of snow this weekend.
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One time in college at a frat party, I told a guy I was going into journalism, and he gave me his business card so I could write about him when he was "a super successful banker." I think about this a lot
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This Thanksgiving, I'm extra thankful to be staying at @business as a full-time reporter in their rotational program. Excited to continue working with the great reporters here.
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Some news from me: Starting next week, I'll be doing a three-month job swap for @business in Hong Kong! Reporting on wealth and personal finance in the region. Send me tips / food recs if you've been there before! Super excited for a new adventure
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3 years
If you are a man on a dating app, for the love of God do not post a photo of yourself with a fish. This has gone on long enough
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“Not now, I’m on deadline”
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“Can i help with crypto coverage”
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The best greeting ever
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what could go wrong
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First sips ✔️ #UNC
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I think that at a lot of these places, it's not just the schools but the student newspapers that really prepare journalists for the real world. Joining @DukeChronicle was the best thing I ever did
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Bloomberg Gatlinburg bureau’s hiring manager has made another excellent acquisition
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I joined a kickball league (in part) to meet guys outside of dating apps and my dad said, do you really want to date a guy who spends his Saturday afternoons playing kickball?
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2 years
My favorite New Yorker
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Interview with financial adviser: well and we all know what was going on with markets in the spring of '94.... Me: Oh yes definitely Narrator: She did not know what was going on
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4 years
In hindsight, telling the Apple salesperson in February "I just want to get the most basic laptop you have, i rarely have to work from home" was not my best move
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4 years
My grandpa just texted me: "Hey Claire, the Dow is up over 900!!!!! Thanks" Not sure he gets that I just write about stocks, I don't control them
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Women in Texas who can't get abortions under the new law are really struggling right now and taking on lots of extra costs. @AliceKantor and I talked with them for this @wealth article:
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4 years
It's not every day you get to write about your hometown for work -- Bloomberg comes to Gatlinburg in my latest! @business
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2 years
Time to crack open a cold one, I say as I grab a San Pellegrino out of the fridge
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3 years
Just took a walk around the block and
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B-unit sending virtual hugs to all the journalists covering the election today
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Me: Dad come quick!! There’s water coming out of the bathroom!! How long until he kicks me out?
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3 years
Nothing like emailing a source with the numbers "02" in their gmail and realizing it's because they were born in 2002
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4 years
So my dad’s financial advisor sent out a message to his clients trying to reassure them about their investments but he did it through a GROUP TEXT and there were 35 replies like “Sheryl and i need to talk with you” and “stop this message!!!” and “who is this? I’m a 15 year old”
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My phone now autocorrects WTF to ETF which i feel like is the ultimate sign I’m a true Bloomberg employee
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3 years
This is probably the most fun thing I've ever written AND also Riley's Bloomberg debut - check it out @BW
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5 years
Just when I think my hometown couldn't get any more weird, stuff like this happens
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4 years
Matches the floor so well that we keep losing him
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I’m way too excited about my official nameplate
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3 years
Happy first birthday to my best friend. This little woofer has changed my life in the best way possible
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4 years
Today I dropped my phone in the lake and then put it in a bag of rice and it’s normal again!! Maybe we try that with 2020?
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7 years
New research from a Duke professor lends insight into how the underground gun market contributes to gun violence. My latest for @DukeChronicle
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Riley is just still so frazzled from yesterday
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As an only child from rural Tennessee, this social distancing thing is really my time to shine
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1 year
Dating is expensive. Especially if you do it everyday for a month. Check out my latest story with @misyrlena for @business here:
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3 years
This is a pic of the exact moment I held Riley in my arms for the first time and I look at it like three times a day
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Update:
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My dad’s girlfriend: wow i wish i was in my 20s again Me: *thinking about my latest existential crisis and general uncertainty about life direction* yeah it has its pros and cons
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2 years
Bloomberg security is in good hands (paws)
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4 years
My superhero father called everywhere and found me another pup in need of a good home. We picked up Riley this morning! It’s been an emotional roller coaster but I’m thrilled to have this sweet boy.
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5 years
Going to see my therapist tomorrow for Halloween because my own internal demons are the scariest
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2 years
Four years ago, I didn’t know how the crypto industry worked or why people staked digital coins. I still don’t really, but at least now I have a 401(k)
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I love pitch emails that start with "working on any summer stories?" nah we just shut down the office from June until September
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3 years
Is it a better life to be a dog or to be retired
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Pup’s first snow
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5 years
I absolutely love Bloomberg's rotation program (three months on a team and then rotate, to learn the newsroom) but it does freak out my inbox - today I got email news releases about municipal bonds, vaccinations and New York strip steaks
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4 years
I’m one of two people on my flight to Tennessee, and this is the closest I’ll ever come to flying private
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4 years
I was the kid in elementary school whose dad packed a bottle of hand sanitizer in her backpack each day. I’ve been training my whole life for this virus
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3 years
Don’t get a puppy, my dad said My dad’s house now:
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The quest to win a spot at New York’s Baby Ivies, the private preschools and kindergartens where big money and bigger egos clash over whose three- or five-year-old will gain the first edge.
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I don't trust anyone who says high school prom was one of the best nights of their lives
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3 years
One whole year of Riley
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One time, I told an older man in my hometown that I was a journalist, and he said, "well you certainly have the figure for it. You have to be under 120 lbs to be a journalist." and i think about it a lot because that just sums up so much of what's wrong with the world
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3 years
My dog is more photogenic than I’ll ever be
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4 years
Should’ve checked the size more closely before ordering dog food off Amazon
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4 years
Alternative headline: "It's Going Down, I'm Yelling Timber"
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New home sales are way up. But lumber and housing ETFs aren't. What's up with that? @cfb_18
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4 years
I’m not saying I put together my IKEA table wrong, but there are a significant number of pieces leftover
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6 years
Me in Central Park: I just love New York, this is so pretty Me one block outside of Central Park in the subway: I HATE THIS CITY
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Sad my vacation ends tomorrow but also secretly thrilled i won’t have to keep explaining to my family what ETFs are
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5 years
Cons of being 23: no money, lack of clarity about future career, uncertainty about purpose in life, rollercoaster of emotions Pros: my skin looks fantastic
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Instead of cursing, my dad says things like "wow that makes me want to use a spicy word or two"
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4 years
Throwback to the best thing I’ve ever written
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Meet the newest member of the Bloomberg Gatlinburg bureau
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Just saw Little Women and now I’m inspired to: -braid my hair -wear more layers -burn things when angry
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3 years
In his retirement, my father is now starring as a bike rider in Farm Bureau ads. I wish I was kidding
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2 years
i really had no idea that SO MUCH could go wrong
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What could go wrong
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I bought lavender sleep spray to help me relax. Tried to spray it on my pillow last night and instead sprayed it right into my eye. How's that for self-care
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6 years
I say the phrase "no worries" a lot for someone who does in fact have a lot of worries
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Me: i hope Riley is okay at home without me Riley:
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one of my greatest accomplishments is making it through four years at Duke without ever actually learning what a consultant is
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McKinsey won't let Pete Buttigieg talk about three years of his life via @mattdpearce
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Happy Fourth
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My parents or cast of That 70s Show?
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It’s not the size of the friend, it’s the size of the friendship
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Absolutely thrilled to share that I'll be interning with the New York Times this summer through the James Reston Reporting Fellowship. I'm so excited and grateful for this opportunity
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Announcing the 2018 class of @NYTimes summer interns. Read on in a note from @TheoTypes
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Every few weeks, after I've sent my dad a story I've written, he tries to tell me about a news event or a trend that's happening but he can't remember where he heard about it. And I have to be like, yes dad I know, I wrote the article about it and sent it to you
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"is it time for you to stop working yet"
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My dad has insisted on ordering a cot to be sent to my apartment for when he visits, so now I’m apparently running a civil war hospital
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