today on house hunters: this couple's budget is 999 million dollars. armand is a stay at home mafia boss, louis is depressed. wish list: open concept, new build, must have torture dungeon, close to the city.
the reason santiago has to die is bc if he and lestat ever had sex (they would) the force of their psychotic blonde thespian energy would create an atomic explosion
i desperately need to see what lestat's version of louis is like. if louis is already this charming in s1/s2, seeing him from lestats eyes he is going to be lethal
i hate to say it but daniel's snarky remarks have been lacking since alicegate. sir i understand about the trauma but you have a job to do. how are we meant to process the horrors without our comedic relief
i hope they do a running gag where rashid just keeps turning out to be more and more vampires in disguise. real rashid? no. that's merrick. real real rashid? nope. that's bianca. real real REAL rashid? sorry, that's lestat.
imagine you're daniels doctor and you're trying to talk to him abt his blood work but any time you say something bad his scary 20yr bf starts levitating and glowing. i'd quit my job.
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I love that when armand is like "you should end it" louis immediately assumes armand wants to kill daniel. and armand has to clarify that he meant fly him home lmao
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the fact that we didn't get the rest of the take off your clothes and lay in the coffin face down scene is insane to me i'll never get over it im so serious
i like to imagine that lestats cell actually has a very nice bed and food and everything but he's choosing to lay on the ground and starve for the drama
my prediction for lestats interview in s3 is that he and daniel immediately have a screaming match, the screen cuts out for a commercial break, and then opens back to them making out
literally no one is flirting like LDPDL....
"are you an assassin? am i the man you came to kill?" "up yours" "😏 okay" "i've been thinking about you often" "i wish we were the only vampires in paris" "for a second i felt like we were" "try something for me, mon cher" ARGHHH
just lip reading this scene it seems like lestat is saying "yes! yes!" and louis is saying "don't talk" right before kissing him. i'm 🫣
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have we stopped to consider that daniel didn't 'mess up' the interview in the 70s? he saw that beautiful man and was like i need to get him to beat the shit out of me. i will do anything it takes. and the goal was accomplished.
@ahoy_soups
he pulls out a video of daniel sleeping and is like "is this normal human breathing? do you think he has sleep apnea? if this footage isn't enough i have 500 more hours of it"
@loustat_
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and he looked so smug abt it!! when daniel made louis cry he backed off and tried to give him a second. louis saw tears and doubled down, like calm down hold on a sec 😨
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not loumand having a bigger argument over armand slipping in the steins than when louis found out about the brainwashing and the killing his daughter???? hello?
@VAMPIREJERMA
for sure. he was like hm. this just isn't going to sell it. if i was a human working for a vampire id surely have my whole neck and chest exposed as any normal person would
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when louis asked if claudeleine was in love and madeleine immediately smiled and said "not YET". i get it claudia i would also run away with her
if they combine david/daniel into one character it would suck but also be hilarious bc armand went thru all that heartbreak/refusing to turn him for 50+ years, and then lestat just comes across him and is like this old guy is SO fuckable he's gotta be a vampire. and boom
santiago being all "we need to know your maker for our star charts" and eglee like uh actually we don't need the maker for-- and him just cutting her off lmao. santiago clocked them immediately