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@cempaxochitlz
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A LOT of people aren't practicing social distancing. A LOT of people aren't. And I'll name 'em.
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Bachlor of Science in Aerospace Engineering from the Cockrell School of Engineering at the University of Texas at Austin - 2.8 GPA - no minors/certificates - 0 internships - 0 research experiences - studied abroad 0 times - 0 job offers
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@cempaxochitlz
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Why did these pictures just ask me to sing to them, Paolo?
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Fashion is for us to have fun, so do it with passion or not at all ✨
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@cempaxochitlz
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that's right I see y'all's stories and snap locations. smh.
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@cempaxochitlz
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SO JUST TO BE CLEAR I MEANT PEOPLE TRAVELING ESPECIALLY TO AT RISK LOCATIONS WHERE THEY MIGHT NOT HAVE ENOUGH RESOURCES FOR THE LOCAL POPULATION EXAMPLES: PUERTO RICO, SOUTH PADRE ISLAND. OR EVEN HITTING UP CLUBS OR BARS. I NEVER MEANT WORK!!! NOW STOP QUOTING THIS WITH THAT!
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@cempaxochitlz
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anyway vote for Bernie!
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we have engineers, technicians, etc. already in the valley. if elon wants to invest in our community why not hire us?
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Please consider moving to Starbase or greater Brownsville/South Padre area in Texas & encourage friends to do so! SpaceX’s hiring needs for engineers, technicians, builders & essential support personnel of all kinds are growing rapidly.
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@LDRCRAVE It's giving
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I can't believe you didn't mention @CupcakKe_rapper when she's literally in one of the pictures
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Here are 29 celebrity instagrams from Coachella
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@cempaxochitlz
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just FYI, I muted this tweet! sorry if I don't see y'all's replies and or quotes. stay safe! 💖
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@cempaxochitlz
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Instagram doesn't let me upload these without cropping so Twitter it is #film
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@hasanthehun he's living his best gay life and we love that for him
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all we need is marina to form the holy trinity
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@cempaxochitlz
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so I'm taking care of my niece this morning and this was one of her assignments for school
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🌈 roberteatsrainbows™ 🌈
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@cempaxochitlz
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Studying by yourself on campus is hard bc when you need to pee, you need to pack up everything and risk losing your spot :(
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Georgia when she saw all the other states turning blue
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@cempaxochitlz
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@CupcakKe_rapper I showed my mom your bomb pictures and she went out and bought these 💖 you are a fashion ICON!
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@cempaxochitlz
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times might be tough rn but after almost 4 years of replying TXTACOS, I finally won!! yay!
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@cempaxochitlz
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I have to laugh
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A lawsuit filed by four UT students accuses the University of violating their rights under Title IX, claiming that UT does not punish female students as often as or as severely as their male peers in Greek life. | @emilylhernandez
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@cempaxochitlz
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my bangs say "hello 👁️👄👁️"
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@MKBHD Ok, but let's not forget that Lady Gaga invented drones at the 2017 Superbowl Halftime Show !!
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@LDRCRAVE I wasn't going to get it but if Judah Smith is gone then i have to get it 🤭
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@cempaxochitlz
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sorry if I don't like or reply to quoted tweets! those get lost easily. also thank you everyone for all the love and support! I never imagined this kind of response from my tweet. 🧡
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@yassnito The most boring part of the movie
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@cempaxochitlz
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the way i tweeted this as a joke a year ago but... i don't think it's a joke anymore 😭 someone hire me pls
@cempaxochitlz
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Bachlor of Science in Aerospace Engineering from the Cockrell School of Engineering at the University of Texas at Austin - 2.8 GPA - no minors/certificates - 0 internships - 0 research experiences - studied abroad 0 times - 0 job offers
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#NewProfilePicture plus 3 more 🥴
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the king of the cockrell school of engineering sits on their throne 👑
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#birthdaypost for some reason not all the pics I uploaded to instagram saved on my phone 🤔 so here are just two #twentythree 🥳
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for one of my classes we had to present an overview of our daily routine on zoom and I just read out some of the lyrics to "when will my life begin" from tangled and no one noticed
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@cempaxochitlz
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what do y'all think of her?
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I'm graduating y'all 😭
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here's a reminder of what campus looks like in case y'all forgot
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Instagram doesn't let me upload these without cropping so Twitter it is #film
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@cempaxochitlz
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ready for my first day of work! except I'm not getting paid and it's kinda required. 😃
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I'm going to make an Instagram of just my photography #film
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@cempaxochitlz
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Just saw this on my tl so RT and I'll draw your Avi ;)
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my mom having difficulty buying almond milk for me: imagínate Roberto hay gente muriéndose y tú con mamadas me: 😔
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how the Texas Cowboys were raised
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Who’s ready for dove season? 😂😬
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We love the furry community
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#GoSpursGo x #HookEm 🤘 We spotted a familiar face out in Austin today at the @TexasFootball game!
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@cempaxochitlz
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Can we also talk about how Doja and meg don't have a song together other than this
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why does no one talk about how we got ariana grande, doja cat, and megan thee stallion all in one music video?
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miss @KALIUCHIS did THAT with this album!! she gave us everything!! nos dió perreo, nos dió suavecitas, nos dió collabs, nos dió VOCALS. ahh it was so good. 🔥🔥🔥
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@cempaxochitlz
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but if I don't get any refund after tuition how am I supposed to pay rent, food, and other school necessities? if only my tuition was paid I probably wouldn't be going to UT.
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@glusong OHMYGOD
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not me posting this on all my social media but which one do y'all think i should make my new LinkedIn picture?
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it's that time of the year again! rt and I'll draw your avi!
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spy kids just loved Texas huh
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Spy Kids movies using the San Antonio public library and the entrance of Six Flags is all I care about today
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just took my last final of this semester!! 🎉 got a 32.5 🥴 hookem 🤘🏽
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@yassnito I loved the movie btw I just hate men
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@LDRCRAVE Taylor has been copying Lana for the longest time now i can't 😂
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@cempaxochitlz
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replies are also now getting hard to find so if I don't reply to your reply just know that I appreciate all the positivity y'all are sending my way! 🥰
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hi! i got my first ever paycheck today and i would like to send some money to mutual aid efforts (half in Austin and half in the valley) so send some links my way, thank you!
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@cempaxochitlz
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us: mexicans don't even celebrate cinco de mayo also us: 🇲🇽
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@Maria_CB MOTHER!
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@Rocioceja_ He was the voice of one direction
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Just do acid you cowards
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♉︎ 𝖘𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖊 𝖇𝖆𝖇𝖞 ♉︎ 🔜 LAN✨
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watch this on full screen if u wanna have acid visuals without being on acid ッ
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I can't believe"control" isn't an option
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🚨 POLL TIME 🚨 What do you call the thing that controls the TV?
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i'm ur lil mamacita 😘
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never posted my ACL fits!
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I told myself just a quick minimalistic piece and then i got to my hair 😩. now i want to go full detail 😳, but calling it quits for tonight 😪.
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NOT THIS ACCOUNT FANCASTING SCARLETT JOHANSSON AS KORRA THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE 😩
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happy Halloween! 🎃
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So apparently they cut this from the actual show but I'm so happy el canal de las estrellas/mexican novelas are showing LGBT representation!!! This is so wild!
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@allieruknits beautifully said! thank you!!
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I-.. I didn't get a haircut..
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Jade didn't have to go awff like that but she did and she did it for us
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This is the moment i realized Victoria Justice shouldn’t have been the star of Victorious 😂
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@MKBHD how many people do you think will be able to hold it like that?
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my grandma really just called me and said the reason why I haven't been offered a job yet is because I'm too skinny 😭😂
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I posted this on insta/face bc it's my birthday but the longer I stare at it the more I hate it
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this is how Hispanic mom's address apple products lamao (my mom is guilty)
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like she created the fucking rainbow🌈
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So my dad bought my mom a new iphone (her first fancy phone as she calls it lmao) and she goes why the hell do they call it a iPhone why isn’t called..... (btw sorry for my loud ass laugh) 🙄😭😂
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OMG do NOT translate this through Twitter! that is not what my mom meant.
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Look how cute me and my mom are (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ )♡
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me applying to temporary jobs: I'm not qualified to do this! 😔 me applying to full time aerospace engineering jobs: I'm not qualified to do this, but this degree begs to differ. 😌
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just found out not all my friends are happy
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It was all fun and games but y'all better not be giving this man your money
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George Santos is now offering customized videos on Cameo at a price of $200 per video.
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IT'S BECHY'S BIRTHDAY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BECHY!!!
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distract me from studying ☺️ also don't be shocked if this thread is just me saying "don't know you"
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I should 3D print Pokémon and scatter them across Austin..
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friends in film ♡♡♡
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second day of "work" today and they didn't recognize me when I went in lol also just noticed they misspelled my name
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happy 50th b-day to my mom 🥰
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happy new year!
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@davedrinkswater wow I love this! thank you!
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I got the job!
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OFFICIALLY PASSED ALL MY CLASSES THIS SUMMER! All 4 with 2 A's and a B+! 🥳
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@blizzy_mcguire How is Blizzy in the future rn
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when lady gaga said "rocket number 9 take off to the planet, to the planet. Venus!" I decided to major in aerospace engineering.
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I hit 100 job applications the other day since graduation and it kinda reminded me of when I was applying to colleges and getting all these rejections but still ended up going to a good school I'm glad I went to 😌🤘🏽
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maybe Facebook does deserve rights..
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very slightly dyed my hair as part of my rainbow process before I shave my head. this was orange. not sure if this is giving me Chromatica vibes or Teenage Dream. 🤔
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I am following 89 people who still follow sh*ne d*wson. bout to go on an unfollowing spree. 🥰
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What part of NO CRUZAR EN FRENTE DEL BUS do y'all not understand?!
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being in self isolation makes me go through my pictures and wanting to upload all of them :3
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tocayes votando
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not sure if I should make this my avi 🤔
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