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blonde hair was peak neymar
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i had this as my wallpaper for so long and im only now realizing this is zayn not neymar
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o neymar agora
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neymar has a terrible voting history i wouldn’t trust him with that
@kimkimdaya
kudus pr manager 🇬🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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mind you neymar said it himself…y’all know who to vote for
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@ijbolistani in brazil there was a facebook group called “iml party” with THOUSANDS of morgues workers that would post the pictures of the deceased women with captions like “this one was hot, we’ll have so much fun with her”
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what the fuck hes literally neymar 😭😭
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idk you tell me
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@kimkimdaya
kudus pr manager 🇬🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@dayalottn what does she see in #him ?
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@li_L_u @miguelsonline @mttlim opa perai kkkk vcs confudem ter uma condição basica com “bastante rico”, ela nao chegava nem perto de ser rica era classe média pra baixa
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yall try too much
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@tenjouchiki @dveirah @taylorkrma @othaviovn é uma sessao em um cinema, nao um show
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bruna está agarradinha dançando um pagode com neymar jr gravida do filho dele e com um sandubinha na mão. nesse momento não existe mulher mais feliz que ela no brasil
@njdmarlon
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Neymar e Bruna Biancardi. ❤️
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he is such a simple guy
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hes even getting skinny shamed by azealia life is so good!
@neymarscooch
scooch ✞
10 months
my boy beating all the fat allegations
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@seboolitos @digolei uma na faixa dos 8-10 anos já é o suficiente
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the end of the most beautiful love story i ever seen.
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@darrascapeta @muitohumildee joao vitor é, simplesmente, marido e pai da filha dela. que frustradinho vc ein kkk
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@El___Vtr @choquei você tem celular e internet enquanto tem gente que não tem comida, vende o celular e faz uma doaçao
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mbappe wanted to send him to bangladesh and it’s messi fault
@bbyvic93
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Messi je t’en voudrais à vie d’avoir brisé ça
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@ttpdxoxo @crvqqq “fui criado pra dominar” meu amor vc eh um viadinho de twitter KKKKKKKKK
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onde tiver polêmica, divórcio ou traição, lá estará ele, o homi
@choquei
CHOQUEI
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🚨FAMOSOS: Cássia Lourenço, atual namorada de Militão, já foi casada com empresário e se divorciou após aproximação com Neymar, afirma Jornal Extra.
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the only man i will accept in my life
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first pic, last pic.
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@Leizzy__ @Querida_Jammer @mianchilz problema de mulher tambem eh ser estuprada e assediada antes ate da puberdade. burro, idiota e insensível
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he looks so damn hot im tryna be the third bm 🥵
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the men in the comments saying it would be an honor to be cheated on if their gf was fucking neymar im crying 😭😭😭
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@SportzGuy5000 @adgy812001 @KaniRosi @baronshotspho just say you have a small ass brain bro. cause what you quoted is not sexual at all and anyone would understand the context
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she is growing too much on the mother category
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what the FUCK
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cara tudo que a bruna faz os fas dela envolvem o neymar como pode ser tao insuportavel bixo?? absolutamente tudo, tem uma louca que fala mais dele e da bb do que da propia fav, que SACOOO
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@cellitanin
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eu sendo fa do neymar
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Fale alguém que sofreu mais que ela, eu vou esperar.
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the day yall learn any language that isn’t eng you will realize how simple eng actually is
@punished_cait
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"english is the easiest language to learn"??
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“if you asked me 5 years ago” the tweet being from 4 months ago
@kimkimdaya
kudus pr manager 🇬🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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the neymar vs mbappe debate at the beginning of the year oh you had to be there
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he’s such a good person…anyways i want it to be neymar’s cup 😋
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“I don’t want it to be Neymar’s cup. I want it to be Brazil’s” dawg i would sacrifice a whole village to get them the wc
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@ijbolistani the group was deleted with the excuse of it all being a joke and none of them being in the field, and the police did nothing. unfortunately not much could be done since no one was caught on act
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era so um chero nesse cangote
@picsnjr
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she was so iconic what the fuck happened bring her back
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yk what…i wouldn’t leave him either
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@lilripOS @redactedrain what? her nose is literally perfect
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bruna biancardi esta entre nós
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@Clarkyobuzz @sambuckyzs @cherrybkpp @prisblues latina is…not a race? or a skin color? she is literally white passing on the book
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i can’t believe my eyes 💀💀💀💀
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like he has a type and is COMMITTED to it. nothing but carbon copys for him 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️
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neymar deu uma casa pra carol, assumiu o filho desde o primeiro momento e apoia em todos os aspectos desde então. ele é HOMEM de verdade. hakimi com a mulher e filhos em casa foi ser um filho da puta e olha ai onde acabou, cadê o casamento? que argumento fraco
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i think you should have a close relationship with your father
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neymar wouldn’t be neymar if he was argentinian hope yall know that
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the comment section under an argentinian post about neymar
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y’all managed to completely turn the narrative over cause “backstabber”?? 😭😭😭😭
@LVTHIUMS
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oh sweetheart… that brazilian is a serial drama queen and habitual backstabber. this is his nature 😔
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primeiro que o nome dele aparece NJ e nao neymarjr, segundo que o arroba dele ta claramente numa fonte menor que o resto kkkkkk essa mulher eh esquizofrênica
@choquei
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🚨FAMOSOS: Ex-amante de Neymar posta print em que mostra o jogador visualizando seus stories.
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this is so bittersweet. like im genuinely happy for neymar but remembering the years i watched brumar go on and off and their intense relationship and the crazy love they had like my god i wasn’t expecting them to get back together now but this is a knife on my chest 😭😭😭
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why medina and him are holding each other like a loving couple
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“make psg french again” bs when your best players are latinos 😭 i hope macron and the eiffel tower make good assistances
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@SportzGuy5000 @adgy812001 @KaniRosi @baronshotspho it isn’t sexual cause she is NOT showing it. if waxing was sexual then waxers would be sex workers?? can you even hear yourself. it’s a esthetic treatment only and there’s no tabu about it, if you look at that video and sexualize it there’s no recovery from that level of weirdo
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3 goals for the nt vs brazil all time top scorer after pelé 💀 we’re doomed
@wanderinsouI
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Take his jersey number off like don't be ridiculous @vinijr
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@lilripOS @redactedrain literally what’s wrong with it?
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anything neymar related better believe jennie pfp WILL be there
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@SportzGuy5000 @adgy812001 @KaniRosi @baronshotspho again, context. she’s getting a wax. when you say “kick in the balls” is it sexual to you just cause it’s a sexual organ? you have the cognitive capacity of a toddler
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the eyes my goDDDDD
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everytime i see this bitch she is getting cooked im SAYING this is a humiliation kink
@kimkimdaya
kudus pr manager 🇬🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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if you’re a loser and don’t get any bad bitches just say that
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10k likes on a tweet saying grandpa is the culprit for two grown men not being friends anymore while one was out there calling the other a tramp and the other was liking shady tweets YALL PATHETIC ASSES
@bbyvic93
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Messi je t’en voudrais à vie d’avoir brisé ça
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the good thing for me is that only stan twt girlies are actually mad at neymar. the amount of locals tweets virals are comforting 🙌🏻
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they are so mad im smiling so hard
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im crying our political situation really became a gotcha card for the european gringas 😭
@diggerowa
rásputin fagioli 🕊
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"He looks so good" and it's a bolsonarista with receding hairline
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neymar being a father is kinda crazy to me i occasionally remember he has like a whole son he really is a dad its too complex to my head
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not even neymar pai himself could find these photos i thank god everyday chinese fans decided to be neymar fans
neyney太可爱了🥹🤏
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i’ve been pretending i didn’t cared about them no more but this is a pain i can’t hide I WILL DYE
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bro is kinda the man of my dreams
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they looked so fucking hot what a day
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bruna better be quitting her french lessons as we speak
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apparently this is the ultras outside neymar’s place
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@lilripOS @redactedrain see, you’re doing the exact same thing. someone who doesn’t even show their own face couldn’t possibly affect me 😘
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a transmissão da globo é putariaaaa, me fala que isso aqui não é um grafico do fifa 23
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MILITAO PFP
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@zevinijr he got shooters even after everything....
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@cellitanin
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champions league is the champions league for me
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paris fashion week is the champions league for girls
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brazilian food 🙏🏻
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@icaica_10
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Georgian food 💅🏻
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@matxfranklin @LheonardoOR @choquei ele mora no interior de AM, a casa dele da de cara com o rio, ele literalmente MORA no habitat dela
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@Jao_1909 @darrascapeta @muitohumildee muito menos homem. agora, descontar tua frustração de vida numa pessoa que vc nunca nem viu eh loucura
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@cherrysuckers19 now that im looking at it it looks nothing like neymar but it did before i swear 😭
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yeah we can see you don’t care lol
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the qrts talkin about neymar. don’t care + he quadroonated + he stinks
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@mightttriot @gigibucciarati @pedristrboy filha eh um PAPEL. UMA EMBALAGEM. UMA. em meio a outros trinta tipos de absorvente que não vem com esse simbolo. tem tantos problemas maiores pra vcs chorarem
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shit just hits too hard sometimes and y’all don’t help at all. i will be kllng myself
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when girls straight up post ss on their stories after neymar dm them… like get that bag go to paris get the dick and then think about posting it dumb bitches!
@voguepearls
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if u flirt with a famous person and get their number don’t post that u got their number online?? this is why famous people don’t date regular people anymore bc y’all don’t know how to act😭
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@lilripOS @redactedrain she looks like a goddess, u sound so insecure trying to find “flaws” on a beautiful girl 💀
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@ipietru @choquei relevante e richarlison na mesma frase
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neymar economizou tanto gene com o davi que foi tudo pra essa mini querida olha isso é a copia cuspida dele
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@sha92fc for the amount of love hes been receiving he will get very comfortable there, just hope it doesn’t change
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@Pse_tl @ra1uza @Pesgrau KKKKKKKKKK maluco quem foi que te trocou
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me n him
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neymarzetes y2k aesthetic
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@morgothhate @crwtc @mtsdasr01 @Yulla é literalmente a definiçao que vc copiou e colou aqui. você mesmo se provou errado É LITERALMENTE ISSO
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ok sir big missed chances
@LVTHIUMS
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@kimpmbe the n was kinda da problem
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oh shut up mister feminista hes not even top10 😭
@TFT_Morocco
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Une relation plus qu’amicale ❤️
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eu fiquei em choque quando descobri que nessa foto nao eh o neymar de peruca e sim uma menina de vdd 😭
A Bruna olhando fts dela quando criança e pensando como a Mavie vai ser realidade:
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@kimkimdaya switch on someone i like because the wc girlies decided he’s not cool anymore is not my type of thing ❤️ but i get yall want to look good for your followers ☺️
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it’s bc we can’t see the hair…let him play with the cap on!!
@Sha92fc
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going back to the field made him glow even more or am i tripping
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damn bro looking like megamind
@ufcfooty
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Diego Maradona & Neymar 🇦🇷 x 🇧🇷
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@igor_franco13 @laraxspfc @renanmax_ @siteptbr qualquer cantora de nome com turnê movimenta a economia, vocês estão falando como se ela tivesse feito uma mudança drastica na situação do país kkkkk
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