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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

4 years

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

3 years

Ang taray ng prod ng #MissUniversePhilippines2021 😍

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Mama Leni right now:

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Christopher Celesté

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@heyrow The first time I saw a nonchalant version of Kris 🤣 baka pinagsabihan ng prod 😭

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

#DirtyLinen is now entering the Wish Ko Lang era! #DLExposed (Parody only)

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 months

@auntieselinamo @AltA2ZChannel11 And now Cristy is a shell of her former self, Kris is sick, and Boy is at GMA because ABS-CBN lost its franchise 😭 Nakaka miss yung naaamoy mo na nagpaplantsa nanay mo habang nanonood ng The Buzz 😭

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

10 months

@ViFeelings Ang ganda pala ng speech ni Vice nung gabing to lol I missed it coz we were in a spot in the rally where there were faulty LED billboards and speakers

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@KafosoMo Tayong Dalawa - dahil sa husay ni Coco Martin feeling ko ni-rewrite yung later part to accommodate him. Then later on nagkaroon na si Coco ng mga serye na sya na yung bida.

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

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@ItsACsLife Hoy OA 2,500 lang sa Datablitz. Madami ding indie games. Try mo beh yung Stardew Valley 500 lang sya 😄

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 years

Set designer: How many LED backdrops should we put? ABS-CBN: yes #DreamMaker

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 years

Nobody: Lechon: Basag na vase: Doc Jill: yor doter is isliping wid may hasband #TBMVPasabogReveal

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@ray_gavreel 1/N - I think monogamous people will find it hard to understand polyamorous people as straight people find it hard to understand gay people. (Keyword: find it hard, but not impossible). That being said, if you’re doing open relationships / polyamory because you’re no longer

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

7 months

@denielemein This film is a cultural reset

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@pawilectura @grabph Yes because AllTV is thriving. 🙄 Yuck si kuya driver. Tell me you're an apologist without telling me you're an apologist.

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 years

@notscorsaguin 200% convinced Netflix purchased this just so they can post the memes

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@yisafunctionofx Tanging Mama Mia Ninyong Lahat, Last Na ‘To Pramis Feat. Enteng Kabisote

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@celestecu

1 year

@cnnphilippines Gaggy mag aaral na ulet ako ng dalgona coffee

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@celestecu

2 months

@tomsilogs @PaoloFromSales Seriously, we need to stop normalizing cheating in this community. Stop even fetishizing it. (And yes that includes fetishizing having sex with married / straight men)

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@celestecu

2 months

@MgaGwapoForLeni I think sa Villar po tayo magalit imbes na sa ABS po, opo? Suggestion lang po

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

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@mondaycleaners And they will mask it as "sex positivity"

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

Nakakaloka po yung wish opo

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

3 months

@thequeenanima Before ng song number, may "nge!" Tapos still frame

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@AltStarMagic Context:

Lunchtime madness: Romy Jalosjos reportedly wooing Willie Revillame to banner 'Eat Bulaga' as TVJ...

The noon time TV slot in the Philippines is about to get even crazier as former congressman Romy Jalosjos reportedly attempts to take back control of "Eat Bulaga" (EB) from its veteran comedians...

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@KafosoMo Although it's a better choice than Tropang ApoLOLgists from 12nn to 12:45 💁

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@kowalerts Kaso, Ka/rla Es/trada as host of Face to Face? Um yuck

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@supernegatrona I can’t with the people who keeps saying “ang laki kaya ng improvement” like saan banda? 🤣

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@supernegatrona Part kasi yun ng plot yung mga loveteam. Tignan mo imbey si mother sa scene na to

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1 year

TEKA I LOVE THE MUSICAL SCORING??? #DLSearch

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@ray_gavreel 3/N - we progressives / liberals stop pretending that we’re so “above it all” that we live in an alternate universe where jealousy and human fallacy does not exist? Can we just acknowledge that polyamory is not for everybody - it’s only for a select few who can handle it? 💁‍♂️

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 months

@auntieselinamo Ayaw nila ibalik yung Goin Bulilit kasi nagka trobol sila dati sa political jokes and innuendo jokes pati sa child labor laws din ata. I remake nalang yung Anghel Na Walang Langit

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 years

@AltStarMagic @DreamMakerOfc Produce 101 yarn? 🤩

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@inquirerdotnet The world is healing emmie

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@ray_gavreel 2/N - happy in your previously monogamous relationship, or if you just want to explore sexually because you use sex to fill up your self-esteem meter, or even worse, if you’re doing it for social media clout, then in my opinion, you’re doing it for the wrong reasons. Also can

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@tristanfull Maka magreklamo si Manang Precious na kinukulong nyo sa loveteam chareng

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 years

Ewan ko ha pero nabubuwiset din ako sa mga enabler na friends ni David #TBMVPromise

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@ItsACsLife If you're using iOS or MacOS, you can screenshot and use the LiveText feature

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

7 months

@JacobDeRose @Q_Review 🎵 Can I make it any more obvious? 🎵

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 years

@ItsACsLife @burgerandfri3s Technically “Produce” ceased to exist because of the voting manipulation scandal. That’s why they created a new one (or renamed it) to Girls Planet / Boys Planet. I guess ni-take opportunity lang ng ABS na nawala ang Produce lol

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@bashgita May kilala akong UP graduate pero super DDS and apologist na ngayon

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 years

Doctor Foster dinner scene Korean Doc Jill: 😠😤 Pinoy Doc Jill: 😏💅💄👠 #TBMVPasabogReveal

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@ray_gavreel Also not a fan of people manipulating / threatening their partners in order for them to be allowed in a poly/open relationship even though they’re not comfortable with it. All to feed their ego. 🙄

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@DreamscapePH Wish Ko Lang is shaking

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 months

@killerheart2423 @itsShowtimeNa @ViceGanda Um, ganito pong social media marketing for the opposition sana next election. Yung relatable pero may laman / gets pa rin.

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 months

@_ynigo Romina: Sa SikaTuna sardines, naniniwala kami na hindi kailangan gawin komplikado ang lutuin o kailangan gumamit ng mamahalin na rekado. Dahil sa sardinas pa lang, masarap na, masustansya pa at nakakabusog pa.

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@ray_gavreel And furthermore, although not a zero percent chance, I believe person A falling in love with persons B & C, and person B falling in love with persons A & C, and person C falling in love with persons A & B, all at the same time, is very very rare.

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@themarkandreeev What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus?

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

7 months

@enterzalman Is "please wrap it up" going to be a new meme format?

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

3 years

@jasminericegirl Then just say you hate patriarchy, not "i hate all men" If you say "i hate all men" then afterwards feel like you have to clarify "not really i just hate the institution" then just say "i hate the institution" in the first place. Jesus.

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@kpmlykngdm @kanechoa @ABSCBNpr Basta dapat fixed ang timeslot ng Primetime Bida. Mamaya nyan ilagay nila sa 5am lolz

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 years

Reasons I think Leni will win: - She won last elections as VP despite campaigning under the "dilawan" brand and co-running with Mar Roxas - Gasgas na ang "dilawan" / "Leni Lugaw" narrative. Only the die-hard DDS are using that. Among the normies, not so much na.

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@altcristyfermin Tinutupad lang naman nila yung wish 💀

Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

Nakakaloka po yung wish opo

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

3 months

@sasharbie What if they made a drag version of Produce 101 😭

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@prinsesachinita Galing nyo po mag host @prinsesachinita 👏👏👏

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@AltStarMagic This could actually be bad. The Marcoses will milk it, try to utilize it to humanize their image. Then memes like this will pop up from kakampinks tapos le-label-an nanaman tayo na hindi na naawa, elitista, etc… (kapagod)

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@CarelessKohuhu @ALTiWantTFC Si VVM ba? Ay oo agree, bayad utang muna

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

10 months

@IamCharotism “Bagong pilipinas bagong mukha” Me:

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 years

@kblstgn Better acting and production than GMA

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

3 years

My @mnl48official #MNL48 music videos tier list. Lol please don't hate me

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@kowalerts Tyang Amy should host. Tas tutal libre mangarap lolz. Lagay natin si Leni and Chel as Trio Tagapayo. (Can't think of a 3rd one at the moment)

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 years

How #DragRacePH edits their episodes. Charot!!

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 years

@ThePhan34583825 @blobbynfriends Yeah because person 1 can fall in love with both person 2 and person 3, and person 2 can fall in love with person 1 and person 3, and person 3 can fall in love with person 1 and person 2, and they’re somehow all experts in time management, and jealousy doesn’t exist at all

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

3 years

@walphs Yung Showtime na dating noontime show na may mga pa games biglang napupunta na sa Face To Face and Tulfo territories hahaha!

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 years

@claudiopoy Balot is disgusting

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 years

Kelan lalabas yung 2023 ABS-CBN upcoming projects teaser trailer chuchu thingie? @KpamilyaUpdates @AltStarMagic @AltStarMagic @ChakapusoPH @kowalerts @OfficialKpex

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@canncommar @McJesse The least they could have done is make the right circle black

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 years

@DreamscapePH Wow i thought this was just gonna be another stereotypical teleserye, pero based sa teaser parang kakaiba pala ang concept

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@gmanetwork Congrats sa @DreamscapePH and @ABSCBN na nakakuha ng 11.8 audience share 😅

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 months

@eva_lequeen Tapos pagkauwi mo di mo pa pala natatanggal yung pink filter sa phone flashlight mo. Ay oops iba pala yon 🤣

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@ItsACsLife If you’re in Baguio and you don’t re-do TBMV scenes forda tiktok, edi salamat nalang po sa lahat mhie. Ba block na kita charoz

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@KafosoMo Magti tweet na naman lahat ng accounts ng Kamuning 🤣🤣

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@AltStarMagic @prinsesachinita @dprincessmaja @DreamscapePH IKA was a cultural reset

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

6 months

@breedingflowers So Booba is just the local version of Pearl

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 years

I knew it, galing sa Shopee 🤣 Buti dumating on time ang Shopee ni bakla before the runway show 🤣 #DragRacePH

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@gayblackvet Sometimes I feel like gays need to tone it down with all the sex stuff. There are more things in life than just sex. Being sex-obsessed is not a replacement for a personality.

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

4 months

@graciefts Pinigilan ng management ng D/on/B/elle 😭😭😭

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

10 months

@heyrow It was a difficult time being a Miley fan during that time kasi we get hate left and right from toxic fans 😭 (tapos ngayong nag mature na sya todo puri na kayong dating mga bashers nya)

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@renzdvr @ALTiWantTFC Showtime chose 🎻🎻🎻🎻

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

4 months

@OlliDomz Dahil hindi nananalo sa oscars si paloma diamond, sa pilipinas nalang daw nya itutuloy yung career 😭

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@ricecakehomie Same energy

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

3 months

@thequeenanima Sino ba kasi nag wish ng soft porn tuwing hapon

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@Xiao_Chua Agreed on this - mas ok yung pagkakalatag mo versus dun sa isang nakita ko na tweet na "thank you digong" daw dahil pinasara daw yung ABS kaya natapos ang network wars.

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 years

@GrantOB Hot guy's thoughts: "isn't that the weird guy from College Humor?"

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

4 months

@IamCharotism Truly a cultural reset

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@inquirerdotnet @banderaphl The world is healing 🌍 choz

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@KafosoMo @walphs baket may wowowin girls sa likod? 🤣

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@supernegatrona The loveteams are actually a plot device in my opinion

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 years

Current mood - the dancing donkey from #Encanto - #SurfacePressure

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@supernegatrona @KafosoMo There’s a huge difference between sex positivity and being a manyakol who replaces their personality with sex obsession. It’s about time we acknowledge this in the LGBT community.

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

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@weirddalle What is this and where can I watch it? I see some College Humor cast

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@ALTiWantTFC I remember nung bago din yung Kapamilya Channel at A2Z sila din yung mga naunang nag advertise dun

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@AltA2ZChannel11 Flop show but catchy yung theme song lol

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

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@AltA2ZChannel11 Polyamory in primetime television, ang progressive naman ng kapamilya network charoz

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

4 months

@hoyramona Just give Vice her own drag reality show

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

4 months

@JMRivLegaz Yung nakakatawa, my chance na pinoy yung nasa loob 😭

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@ZONEofTECH @SamsungUK @SamsungMobile iPhone should develop a feature that replaces the moon with a stock image of the moon using AI technology and geolocation when you take a photo of it

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@ALTiWantTFC Tapos ibalik din yung Pera o Bayong with Amy and Vice Ganda as a replacement for Kuya D*ck charot!! (Alexa, play My Baby Boy)

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@kapusoideas Christmas Station ID ng GMA, almost always katunong ng last year of ABS-CBN’s

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

6 months

@ALTiWantTFC Kaya naman pala lagyan ng audience ih

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 years

Ganda ng #UncoupledNetflix , hindi pabebe tulad ng mga nagsusulputang eme emeng BLs, hindi rin pa-hipster na puro hot people having unlimited sex. Realistic and relatable lang, especially for someone in their 30's like me lol

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

2 years

@Clydenator Madami po akong bad experience sa matalak na taxi/grab driver, madalas mga apologists. Yung iba matalak about sa fake news, yung iba naman parang nananadya na nakikinig ng apologist radio stations. Kanina nga lang SMNI yung pinapanood ng nasakyan ko. 💀

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

11 months

@ALTiWantTFC Unbreak My Heart stars, tsaka maybe Barbie Forteza (tapos this time sya magde-decide kung sinong escort nya)

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Christopher Celesté

@celestecu

1 year

@sskaitcomics Calling the horny police

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