No one ever told me how much of my life I’d spend pretending to look at random items in a food aisle while waiting for someone to move their
shopping cart out of the way.
Things I thought I would have as an adult: a big house, an impressive retirement account, a thriving social life.
Things I actually have as an adult: a plastic bag filled with plastic bags, a favorite spatula, crippling anxiety.
It's interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn't think the situation was this dire.
In every household there is one person who loads the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect, and one who tosses the dishes in like a Chihuahua on crystal meth.
@Take7_Reserved
I had a meeting this morning, third one in 3 months to discuss naming a data standard. I lost my shit. I said I don’t care what you name it, just give me a good definition. When a name was finally decided the leaders celebrated like they launched the space shuttle. OMFG.